boyfriend provoked by roommate

When the four of them go to the cafeteria for a meal together, they usually change out their big underpants, tidy their hair, and stand neatly in the cafeteria in line to eat, causing all the girls around to stare at them. .

"Lin Shuhan, isn't your heightening insole too exaggerated?" Zhu Xun squinted at Lin Shuhan, who was about the same height as him, and laughed.

Lin Shuhan was still holding Song Shuo tightly with one hand, for fear that he would step on the wrong side and fall into the shit in the eyes of the little fan girl, which would be too embarrassing.

"Are you walking on stilts?" Cheng Huan scolded with a smile.

"Damn Cheng Huan, if it wasn't for my inconvenience, you would have been knocked to the ground by me now."

Cheng Huan raised his chin in disdain: "Just you?"

Lin Shuhan made an ugly face at him, and angrily complained to Song Shuo: "Cheng Huan hates it!"

Song Shuo glanced at him: "I asked you to wear flat shoes."

"No, flat shoes have no momentum." In fact, his shoes also increase the height on the outside and the height on the inside, and the sum just makes him reach 180+, so it's rare to breathe the air on them.

There will be a lot of people in the cafeteria, so you have to queue up to eat.

"What kind of food do you eat?" Lin Shuhan poked his head and glanced at the queue that was far away, and wailed, "Or we should order takeaway, there are too many people here."

"Some people can't even leave." Zhu Xun sneered, motioning them both to look at Cheng Huan, who was already surrounded by groups because he handed over a WeChat.

Lin Shuhan scolded: "Flower Peacock."

Surrounded by the crowd, Cheng Huan looked like a fish in water. After all, he had taken care of many girls. With his face, he only needed to tilt his head slightly and whisper a few words to the girl, and the girl would be crazy in his heart. Give him extra points.

"Tsk tsk, I watched him look sloppy every day in the dormitory, but I didn't expect my sister to follow him. Damn, I'm so sour." Lin Shuhan said angrily.

"It was like this when I was young." The team advanced a few steps, Zhu Xun followed, and continued, "When I was in kindergarten, the little girls would rush to play his wife, and they would fight."

Lin Shuhan: "He plays the husband, so what do you play?"

Zhu Xun: "...son."

Song Shuo: "Pfft..."

Lin Shuhan: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Zhu Xun: "I didn't have long hair when I was young, and I was considered short among boys, so I was asked to play the son every time, damn it."

Song Shuo and Zhu Xun looked at Lin Shuhan tacitly, with a suppressed smile at the corner of their mouths.

Lin Shuhan: "...Although you didn't speak, I feel that I have been insulted."

Before the three of them arrived, Cheng Huan had already arrived with a meal, and squeezed two bottles of drinks with the other hand holding the phone, looking very embarrassed: "Why are you still not well?"

Zhu Xun glanced at him: "Go and take up your seat first."

It was the peak period at that time, and after the cafeteria gradually dispersed, the three of them each carried a plate to look for Cheng Huan's direction, and found that he was sitting there alone, leaving just enough space for four people , the seats next to it were filled with girls.

"What are you doing?" Lin Shuhan sat opposite him, his gaze fell into Cheng Huan bowl, "Hahahaha, how did you hit coriander ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha?"

Cheng Huan: "...someone called me."

Lin Shuhan: "Others? Who?"

Cheng Huan: "A girl."

Lin Shuhan: "..."

Song Shuo: "Why do you have to humiliate yourself?"

Cheng Huan glanced at the dishes the three of them ordered, and finally chose Song Shuo's: "Song Shuo, you can change it with me."

Song Shuo: "I don't like eating peas."

Cheng Huan was about to speak, but was interrupted by Lin Shuhan: "Song Shuo! Hurry up and change with him! He's going to act like a baby! Help!"

Cheng Huan: "..."

Song Shuo: "...But I don't like mung beans."

Lin Shuhan: "I'll pick it out for you."

Cheng Huan said carelessly: "Then help me pick out the coriander, Xiao Shuhan."

Song Shuo glanced at him coolly: "Change."

Cheng Huan finally got a meal without coriander. Lin Shuhan put his head down and helped Song Shuo pick peas seriously, and while throwing peas in his mouth, he said slowly, "You two are really picky eaters."

Song Shuo: "Can peas be eaten?"

Lin Shuhan: "It's delicious, I like it."

Song Shuo: "...Why do you like to eat everything?"

Lin Shuhan: "...I have a faint feeling that you are scolding me, but I have no proof."

Song Shuo: "Well, you are like a little pig, you like to eat everything."

After finishing speaking, he spread his hands: "Now you have evidence."

Lin Shuhan flicked his chopsticks: "No more picks!"

Song Shuo: "...I was wrong."

Lin Shuhan hummed twice, picked up the chopsticks and continued picking.

When Song Shuo was free, he glanced at Lin Shuhan's serious side face, and his eyes slowly fell on the snow-white thigh exposed from the ripped trousers.

"Tsk, Song Shuo, can you stop sticking your hands into my hole? Damn it! You've enlarged my hole!"

Song Shuo paused: "..."

Zhu Xun: "..."

Cheng Huan: "..."

Lin Shuhan: "...No, I didn't mean that..."

The author says:

Can't argue with Lin Shuhan