Idol's Doomsday Survival Guide

Each area of ​​the restaurant is separated, and the cuisines of different places are divided into different areas.The scale of the restaurant is not very large, and the local dishes they choose are not familiar to most people, so the cafeteria in this area is not crowded, but it is a bit deserted.

Six people took their plates and found a place to sit down.Ji Nanze walked at the end, and he kept replaying what happened during the diving simulation in his mind. Zou Tu seemed to have lost his memory, and the others did not remember when he left his side.Even the swimming goggles he took off were missing, so Gu Changfeng had to apologize to the management for this.

what he wants.

Ji Nanze sat down absent-mindedly, thinking about this question unavoidably.What he wants back is not his body, he has no interest in controlling his body.But he has another meaning, which Ji Nanze dare not delve into.The current situation may be exactly what he is willing to see, it is his wish.

He is waiting for an opportunity.

But there are too many unknown factors. In a short time, he must find a way to figure out the so-called "timing".

"Senior?" Zou Tu handed him a pair of chopsticks and looked at him sitting there in a daze, "What's wrong? Why are you so preoccupied?"

"It's nothing." He quickly concealed his emotions, picked up a small piece of beef and put it on Zou Tu's plate, "Don't just look at it, eat more, it will be very hard to get into the water. After today's simulation, I finally I see, it’s really not that easy to go unimpeded in the deep sea.”

"Xiao Ji, why did you float up so early, and we searched for you in the water several times." The thin monkey gobbled it up, even slurring his mouth, "Brother Zou was so anxious that he lost his glasses."

Hai Sen immediately slapped the table and laughed: "It's not a big deal to lose it. You see, when Chang Feng went to apologize, we followed him and bowed. A row of people stood and bowed, just like the family members. Like an obituary. The battle has turned a man's face pale with fright."

"Who wants to shoot this thing?" Slender Monkey snorted, "Isn't this going to a mental hospital?"

Hai Sen ate curry until the corner of his mouth was full, Gu Changfeng felt annoyed when he saw it.He took a few napkins and wiped his mouth.Hai Sen smiled unconsciously, and began to share the sauced beef next to him.

"By the way, Zou Zou, have you two made it?" When he looked up, he saw that the two people on the opposite side were clearly not sitting in the same chair, but their elbows were bumping back and forth intentionally or unintentionally.He pointed at Zou Tu, who was fidgeting immediately, and said, "Zou Zou, don't hide it, the big guy is not blind. Really, you are the only one of us with a virgin face..."

"What are you talking about, how dare you say that Brother Zou is a virgin!"

Before Zou Tu had time to say anything, the thin monkey stood up first, and he immediately snatched several pieces of sauced beef from Haisen's plate, stuffing his cheeks to bulge. "I...fuck, I want to do justice for the sky!"

Of course Hai Sen was not happy, he stood up and the chair behind him fell to the ground.All of a sudden, I put the question behind me.

"Come on, duel, who is afraid of whom!"

"What's the reward for winning the duel!"

Hai Sen waved his hand: "Whoever wins the whole table will get his beef!"

"It's a deal! What's the deal!"

"I haven't agreed yet..." Zou Tu looked at the two of them, muttered something in a low voice, and inserted a small piece of beef into the plate.

"Okay, don't you know about them?" Ji Nanze smiled at him, "If you don't fight to the death, how can you stop?"

The comparison between the two is arm wrestling.The truth-or-dare that wins defeat is as simple and rude as that.

The thin monkey thought that Heisen was easy to mess with, so he lost several times in a row, and shook his account book completely in three or two strokes, and immediately yelled that he should stop playing.His family structure is actually quite simple, that is, the typical parents go out to work, leaving him alone with his grandma.A few years ago, when he was just in high school, his grandma died of illness. He remembered that it was lung cancer, which metastasized to his brain and gave birth to three large tumors.That year, funerals were kept simple.

He has no money, and his parents are unwilling to pay.So on the day grandma passed away, he found a few gangsters in high school who liked to ridicule him with no parents and forced him to pay protection fees. He had seven broken teeth and a broken nose. The big bastard was beaten to the hospital.Later, he was expelled from school.

At the beginning, everyone didn't have much expectations for the story of the thin monkey, but after listening to it, they became intoxicated without knowing it.

Ji Nanze asked him several questions in a row, such as what happened to his parents.Thin Monkey himself said it was unfavorable. He only remembered that his parents kept it from him. When he became an adult, he got divorced in another city and found a new partner for remarriage.

In the end, he himself sighed.

Where marriage is the tomb of love, in their small town, it is simply the tomb of freedom and humanity.

"Let's talk about later, I met Brother Zou. In the words of you cultural people? What is Boya?"

"Bo Ya Ziqi." Luosang couldn't help correcting him.

"Damn, don't do this, I'm afraid." Zou Tu folded his arms and shook, "Who the hell wants to have sex with you Boya?"

"Brother Zou, you despise me." The thin monkey felt uncomfortable again, "During the days when you were away, I was still thinking about whether you were eating well, drinking well, whether you had a place to live or a bed to sleep in, now it seems that, It was a mistake after all.”

Seeing him like this, Luosang immediately stuffed him with a can of beer and gagged his mouth.She turned to Ji Nanze and Zou Tu with great interest, her upper body was almost stuck on the table: "I was disturbed by these two treasures just now, don't you two think that you can hide the truth. Tell me, is it really done?" ?”

"It's done." Seeing that Zou Tu's ears were red again, Ji Nanze nodded.

"Congratulations."

Lausanne handed each of them a can of beer.

"Thank you." Ji Nanze smiled shyly. When he handed the beer to Zou Tu, their fingers touched.Just for a moment, Zou Tu almost missed his beer.

As if trying to hide all his emotions, he quickly lowered his head, pulled the tab of the can with a puff, and poured wine into his stomach without saying a word.

"An official announcement?" The thin monkey scratched his hair, and with the perfect coordination of his big and small brains, he really couldn't understand the situation, "It's strange, is it fake news, why didn't Brother Zou respond?"

Hai Sen immediately pointed out suspicious things to him: "Look at him, are his ears red? Look at him, don't look at some people who hide well on the surface, I guess the magma is flooding in my heart."

The thin monkey let out a strange cry: "Oh, oh, oh, it's really, really red...Look, it's almost red to the neck!"

Gu Changfeng couldn't help coughing, covered his mouth and turned his face away to snicker.

"You guys are crazy!"

Because he was worried that the thin monkey would lose all his underwear in the end, he had no choice but to beg Ji Nanze to call other people to come and help.The rules of the game have also been changed accordingly. Each person has three dice, and if the sum of the three dice is the smallest, they have to be truth-or-dare.After just a few cans of beer, the six of them became much more excited.

While drinking, they buckled the dice in the quilt and shook the sieve, and when Luosang called "stop", they all opened the cups.

In the first round, Heisen lost.

He counted the dice several times, and couldn't believe that he was the smallest in the game.

The thin monkey cleared his throat, just about to open his arms and start asking questions with a handsome posture.Unexpectedly, Luosang next to him patted him on the back and asked with a smile, "Among the few people here, who do you like the most?"

Hai Sen didn't even think about it: "Of course it's Changfeng."

The thin monkey got excited immediately: "What do you like about him? What do you like about him? Is it the same as I like Brother Zou?"

"You're fucking annoying!"

"If you want to ask, ask the next question." Luosang pushed him again, "Hurry up, we'll open it in a while."

The thin monkey had no choice but to run to roll the dice in a desperate manner.

After a few rounds, they drank a lot more.

Asking and asking, Heisen also slowly talked about his own story.

He was not as lively as he is now.

He used to be very seldom talkative, taciturn, never even dyed his hair, and he didn't even dare to call the waiter after a meal.

His mother used to love to play, so she conceived him before she was married.

Say she doesn't love herself, but that's not true. She actually cares about this son, so she fostered him at a friend's house.After she concealed the situation and got married, she would come to him every year and festival, bring him gifts, and cook him a meal.

During those days when he lived in her friend's house, he watched his aunt and her daughter love each other and talked about everything, but he was very envious of the way he could only stare blankly all day except for three meals a day.

So, after his mother left one night, he followed her quietly and walked through several streets before finding her current home.

Every night, he looked at the light from the window on the second floor, and the shadows of the happy and sweet couple on the wall.

No one ever dined with him.

Nobody ever talked to him, laughed with him.

He would leave only after the lights were turned off, and his aunt would not find out that he had been out.It was his secret, a happy secret.

But then the man finally found out.His mother was forced to explain the truth to him, so he ran to the school and pulled up a banner saying that he was an illegitimate child and that he was not clean.

He didn't dare to resist at first, but later he couldn't bear to be pointed at by others, so he dyed his hair and moved closer to the bad boy.

Because in school, only those people are willing to play with him.

In the next round, Lausanne has the lowest points.

The five big men looked at each other, as if they couldn't think of what question to ask the only lady present.

Luosang didn't really care. She took a sip of wine and said with a smile, "You can do whatever you want. Don't worry about what you have."

The thin monkey dawdled for a while, and probably couldn't think of any questions, so he said, "Xiao Luo, do you remember what small animals your Brother Jin likes?"

"Who is Brother Jin?" Luosang couldn't hold back when he looked at him, and burst out laughing, "I don't know, I don't know Brother Jin."

"Damn, it's me." The thin monkey became anxious on the spot, "Your sister, you won't forget my name." He looked at Hai Sen and Gu Changfeng as if asking for help, "What kind of friendship do we have? You don’t even need to ask Brother Zou to know the question. Come on, Xiao Hai, Xiao Gu, it’s time to test you.”

Hai Sen pouted: "What's your name?" He looked at Gu Changfeng, "Changfeng, do you have any impression?"

Gu Changfeng shook his head.

"Brother Zou—" the thin monkey looked at Zou Tu with teary eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, I warn you. Be careful and I will beat you."

"Xiao Ji—"

Ji Nanze had no choice but to look around at the audience: "If I remember correctly, Jin Song, right?"

"Xiao Ji! My Superman!"

The thin monkey was about to jump on him as he said that.

He is so reckless, Zou Tu must be the first to refuse to agree, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he blocked him back to his original seat, squinted his eyes and looked at him with a warning expression on his face: "Shouhou, show some respect, don't worry about it." Always mess with other people's objects."

The thin monkey patted his thigh wanting to cry but without tears.

"I hate you, Brother Zou hates me."

Luosang patted him with a smile: "Okay, just kidding, I know your brother Jin."

The thin monkey was lying on the ground stretched out. Hearing what she said, he suddenly raised his head to look at her expectantly: "Then do you think I like cats or dogs? Come on, let Brother Jin know that you little brothers have not been in vain these days."

"Are you here again? I've answered everything, and I said 'remember'. For the rest, you can ask the next question."

"Damn, it's boring, everyone is going to be killed by a bomb under their buttocks if they tell the truth."