[Quick Transmigration] Dress as a male second system

It's not that he doesn't want to talk and procrastinate, but that he doesn't know what to say at all, and there are more and more speechless things around him, and he always feels that if this continues, he will become a taciturn facial paralysis.

Wo Phos has never been good at cooking, even if you let him learn for a few years, it’s useless, no talent is no talent, no matter how hard you try and don’t care, it’s nothing, but at this moment, Yu Qian really hates it, regretting why he didn’t Teach this mommy-type young master how to cook porridge.

Yes, the entry into the dark culinary world is to cook porridge, and you have to cook porridge like a piece of coal. Those who don’t know it think it’s a big hatred.

However, adhering to the principle of finishing the porridge made by the person he likes even if he dies, Yu Qian still drank it silently, and then vomited into a dog in a place where Wo Phos could not see, of course, all the vomit was marked The mosaic may also be replaced with a brilliant diamond x.

However, the culprit obviously didn't realize that what he did was so lethal. He just stood by the bed, looking at the lotion/chrysanthemum cream on the table in a daze.

Where did this kind of thing... come from?

The man suddenly thought of Yu Qian's limping and abnormal walking posture, and his face turned slightly red.

I'd love to do it all over again when I'm sober, if I can.

The fourth world is obviously very malicious, focusing on fantasy, and adding that the whole people engage in homosexuality.

Of course, except for the heroine and the hero.

In the outline, the heroine is set as a mermaid princess, while the hero is a human prince, which looks like a modern version of the daughter of the sea.

It is such an ordinary setting, but it has a different plot.

When I was young, because the human race did not fully implement the idea of ​​environmental protection, the sea was filthy. In such an environment, the mermaid race could not survive. In order to survive, the heroine offered to negotiate with the human race, and did not want to go ashore. However, he was imprisoned and given to the prince of the human race as a rare plaything.

So, when the naive and ignorant mermaid princess met the iceberg prince with a paralyzed face, she couldn't help but make a secret promise until the two separated, and vowed that when she grew up, she would come back to find the prince and marry him.

However, the vulgar expectation of marrying you with long hair and waist has not been realized. After five years, the mermaid princess is still flat/chested, and her curly and long blond hair was cut off because it was caught by a clam shell by mistake. Except for better appearance and slightly longer fish tail, nothing else has changed.

With a bright vision for the future, I landed again, but unexpectedly discovered that my beloved had made a marriage contract with the prince of the heavenly clan. When I was heartbroken, I ran into three male commoners of the god clan. I didn't want to be used, and almost killed the prince of the human clan. The third man likes the second man.

After several twists and turns, the mermaid princess lost her soul and tried to return to the sea, but on the way, she met four male nobles from the elf clan again, and was maliciously sold into a brothel, and became a veritable oiran.

With the aura of a heroine, she is destined not to be stained/tainted by passers-by, so when she was forced to pick up the guests, the fifth male jumped out again and rescued her.

The dwarf prince is actually not short, but because he is the fifth male, he must have no part in the show.

Therefore, the male fifth, who played the role of the gentle big brother next door, was quickly NTRed when the heroine and the hero met again.