Succubus just want to cook

[Sub-line rewards arrive in the account, congratulations to the host for getting "Any Wish", now you can make a wish]

"I want to return to reality." Close to Jia Pixiu, Han Bo hesitated for a second and said.

[Wishes must not overlap with main missions]

"Then wait."

Giapixie stepped back, wiping the icing from his lips.

Han Bo stood still for a second, then calmly turned off the live broadcast room where the barrage exploded with his backhand.

But he didn't even say "I've downloaded it", which shows that he is not so calm.

He wiped the biscuit crumbs from the corner of his mouth, and asked bluntly, "Why did you kiss me?"

"Because I like it." Jia Pixiu sat down with his hands on his lap, and answered honestly.

"Do I agree?"

"No."

"Then you don't think you..." Han Bo was at a loss for words, he drew two circles in the air with his hands, "A little bit rude."

"Well, I think." Jia Pixiu said obediently, "Wrong, I'm sorry."

Han Bo closed his eyes in pain when he saw his cautious yet joyful expression.

The face is still ugly.

But who can tell him why he thinks Jia Pixiu is a little cute?

dying.

Falling in love with non-human beings is bad enough, but there's more to it than that.

"My aesthetics have been distorted." Han Bo said aggrievedly, "I may spend my whole life with ugly people in the future."

system【. 】

System [good thing]

The system added fuel to the fire, Han Bo was so angry that he closed his eyes, he was even more speechless.

Probably because his expression was too painful, Jia Pixiu, who was still immersed in the bliss of secretly kissing the little succubus, suddenly became uneasy by this serious expression.

In the eyes of the little succubus, isn't she pretty ugly?

Then being kissed by the ugly devil, would he not be happy?

Jia Pixiu imagined that the mammon man rushed forward to kiss him, and instantly got goosebumps all over his body.

Apologizing welled up in his heart, and he carefully observed Han Bo's expression.

The brows are locked, the eyes are closed, the nose is wrinkled, and the mouth is tight.

No, I'm going to vomit.

Japicio thought in horror.

When Han Bo opened his eyes again, he saw Jia Pixiu holding a shiny golden bag in both hands, with his head lowered, looking sluggish.

"?" Han Bo was confused, "What are you doing? Begging for food?"

"If you want to vomit, spit it out." Japixiu pleaded guilty.

"Why should I vomit?" Han Bo was puzzled.

"Disgusted by me."

"..." Han Bo said sincerely, "There is no need to be so self-aware, it will make me feel like a scumbag who has successfully completed pua."

"What is pua?" Japixiu looked up, "Aren't you angry?"

"No." Han Bo said, "It's just a kiss, and it won't lose a piece of meat. There's nothing to be angry about, and the audience just want to watch this, so let's just fulfill their wish."

He said it lightly, hoping that Jia Pixiu could get the meaning of "I'm crazy, I'm a scumbag, I only kiss, I don't fall in love, I get close to me, I become unlucky, I give up early, and I stay safe" from the words.

But Giapiche did not.

His eyes lit up, and then he made a speech that shook the world and wept ghosts and gods.

"Can I kiss you again?"

Patriarch Pixiu, disdain to look at the past, focus on the future, the immediate benefits outweigh the sky.

Even if he is the king of the sea, the king of scum, the king of sharks, the one who likes and kisses him is a peerless king.

"I can start the live broadcast now." Jia Pixiu added conditions, and he quietly wiped the brain with his hands.

Han Bo slapped him down.

"Didn't you say you don't mind?" Jia Pixiu touched his hands and said sadly.

"...I don't mind that much." Han Bo said angrily.

"Oh." Japixiu picked up a can from the side, "Do you want biscuits?"

Han Bo likes to eat biscuits very much, especially this is the Lvsenling brand he designated.

But because of today's incident, he feels like he's going to have PTSD about the biscuits for a long time.

Especially the one who caused PTSD is still sitting in front of him, looking at him intently, looking like he wants to kiss again.

Han Bo's skin was thicker than the city wall, and he couldn't resist this kind of offensive. He felt his cheeks burning up.

Before Hongxia burned through the disguise, Han Boban raised his face, pretended to be calm and pointed to the door: "Go out."

"?" Jia Pixiu didn't understand why he changed his face as soon as he said it, "why suddenly..."

"Aren't you here to make a biscuit game?" Han Bo pretended to be calm and said with a suppressed tone, "Now that the game is over, you can go."

Jia Pixiu and him looked at each other for a few seconds, making sure he wasn't joking, said "oh", got up and patted his pants, and said helplessly, "I'm leaving, do you have anything to eat?"

"The biscuits are enough for me for a while." Han Bo lied without changing his face, "Go ahead."

Can't find a topic anymore, Patriarch Pixiu can only reluctantly leave.

The door closed, and Han Bo finally breathed a sigh of relief.

[Host, your heartbeat is a little too fast, it seems like a heartbeat...]

"Don't worry about it." Han Bo said angrily, "Your system is really not humane at all."

“[Because I am not human…]

"The patriarch of the Pixiu is still a Paixiu, how can he know how to love others better than humans?" Han Bo said extremely, "It's because you don't work hard."

[I can also be more careful] The system said seriously [If the host makes a wish, I don't mind having a Romeo and Juliet between the system and the protagonist]

"I don't mind." Han Bo said sincerely, "And I don't want to be Romeo or Juliet. It's not auspicious to end up be."

The system goes quiet.

After a while, Han Bo couldn't hold back and asked, "If I don't cancel the effect of the love talisman, will Jia Pixiu catch up to reality?"

[You...] The system rarely has a bit of "humanity" at this time, and said hesitantly [Do you want him to chase it out, or not to chase it out? 】

"...An answer is enough, there is no need to ask back." Han Bo said, the door was knocked suddenly.

"Who?" He got up to open the door, and when he looked up, he saw Jia Pixiu standing at the door with big bags and small bags.

"Didn't you leave?" Han Bo was astonished.

"Biscuits." Jia Pixiu lowered his head to signal, "I bought them all, and I couldn't finish them, so I wanted to bring them to you."

"Why didn't you let your assistant deliver it?" Han Bo wondered, he just glanced out the window and saw Zhu Li sitting in the driver's seat, "He finally went on strike?"

"This is something outside the scope of work. If I let him do it, I will have to increase my salary." Jia Pixiu said, meeting the little succubus' distrustful eyes, and finally changed his words, "Well, I just... want to see you more Two eyes."

"..."

When he told the truth, the one who felt uncomfortable became Han Bo.

It's not that Han Bo hasn't been chased by crazy fans before, but the kind of harassment that can almost call the police is completely different from the careful overtures of the Pixiu patriarch in front of him... Besides, Han Bo is not completely out of ideas for Jia Pixiu.

Han Bo didn't know how to respond, he just turned his body to make way: "You move in."

Japixiu put down thirty or so cans of biscuits, turned around and went out very consciously: "Maybe we have to move it twice."

Han Bo looked at his back, and the system appeared faintly.

[If you want him to stay, just stay, we don't limit the host's emotional experience in another world]

"You answer my question first." Han Bo said, "If you don't understand the love talisman, can Jia Pixiu chase me to my world?"

[Is this important? 】

"It's important."

[Actually, if the love talisman is incomprehensible, it will be difficult for Jia Pixiu to chase after it] The system told the truth [The worldview is different, the possibility of catching the opportunity is too small]

"What if I make a wish?"

【ah? 】The system didn't understand for a while.

"What if I make a wish so that Jia Pixiu can follow me to my world?" Han Bo asked.

[…] Seemed to be shocked by his whimsy, the system was silent for a while before speaking [This is beyond my ability... But since the host thinks so, why don’t you just agree to him]

As soon as it finished speaking, Japixiu brought the next batch of biscuits to the door. He unloaded the goods on the table, knocked on the door and said, "There is another trip."

Turned around and went down again.

Listening to the weakening footsteps in the stairwell, Han Bo took a while to say: "Actually, he is doing this now because of the love talisman... I think too much... and if it is the last thing to separate, then there is no need to start. "

【Are you afraid you won't want to go back? 】

"I won't be reluctant to go back." Han Bo said, "I'm just afraid of being sad."

"Because I'm afraid of being sad, so if you can't follow the past, then don't meet again, so as not to be sad in the future."

The system fell silent again.

One person, one system stuck in the room like an idiot, listening to Japixiu go upstairs and put the last biscuit away.

"I'm leaving." His forehead hair was wet and stuck to his face, he looked less elite and more naive.

It's a little pathetic.

"Are you coming out for dinner tomorrow?"

"There is an event for the Succubus tomorrow."

"What about the day after tomorrow?"

"It will be broadcast live the day after tomorrow."

"Is that so..." Jia Pixiu looked at Han Bo steadily but stubbornly, "Then call me when you have time."

"Okay." Han Bo blinked, covering up the lies and bitterness.

Giapixiu is gone.

The moment he opened the door to go out, he seemed to have expected something, and looked back at Han Bo: "I kissed you today, did you feel uncomfortable?"

"Why do you say that?"

"Because it feels like you're a little unhappy," Giapiscius said. "Looks like fifty donuts to coax it together."

"I... don't need donuts." Han Bo said, "I'm not in a bad mood, you can go."

Patriarch Pixiu left, and as soon as the door was closed, the system couldn't hold back, and burst into tears.

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) this, instead of farewell to Pixiu here Woohoo, no, this kind of thing can’t happen]

【You give me 50 love points, I'll give you a message woohoo】

"?" Han Bo was a little sad at first, but he laughed angrily, "Why do I want news? After all this, you are still rushing to do business?"

【you need to! 】The system hummed and said 【Hurry up and give me some love, you will regret it if you don’t listen】

"Okay." Han Bo was convinced, "Say it."

After the love was clicked into the account, the system cried out [Actually, the love talisman doesn't work on Jia Pixiu at all, it can only work on demons without emotion]

[And Patriarch Pixiu, long before he put the charm on, he was tempted by you]

After listening silently, Han Bo gritted his teeth lightly: "Why are you just now..."

In the middle of the questioning, he let out a sigh of relief and said, "That's it."

Han Bo looked out the window, the car hadn't left yet.

He felt his heart beating a little bit harder.

"Boss, are you leaving?" Zhu Li asked.

After Japixiu came down, he told him not to drive, and so on.

Zhu Li didn't know what he was waiting for, but the plan to be delivered tomorrow couldn't wait that long.

There was still no movement at the exit of the gate, Jia Pixiu sighed and laughed at himself, it was his own sentimentality.

"Let's go," he said.

Zhu Li heaved a sigh of relief, started the car, and within two meters of driving, he saw a golden head rushing towards the car like crazy, and approached the car as if touching porcelain.

"Where did you come from, you madman!" Zhu Li's hair stood on end, "Dare to touch Pixiu's porcelain! How bold——"

"Stop!" Japixiu shouted angrily.

Zhu Li was terrified by the yelling, and slammed on the brakes, realizing that the keys had been pulled out.

The car stopped, and the golden head arched to the window.

Giapisio rolled down the window.

Han Bo looked out from the window.

His hair was messed up during the running, and his forehead was completely blown back, revealing his delicate eyebrows and bright eyes.

"Although it's a bit abrupt, you said you wanted to kiss me before." He lay on the window, his eyes sparkling, "Do you still want to kiss me now?"