Succubus just want to cook

The sound effect of the TV is moving, and the scene in front of you is intuitive.

The photographer sighed while holding the machine, thinking that this orc child is really filial, he is so caring even if he is not his own father.

Han Bo, who was rarely deceived by Jia Pixiu, twitched the corners of his mouth, forcefully squeezed his hand on his head, and said with a fake smile, "Thank you."

But don't want to have hair these two days.

"You're welcome."

Jia Pixiu calmly put a large lock of hair that had just been harvested with spiritual power into the Qiankun bag.

Han Bo witnessed the whole process of him plucking the devil's hair, raised his hand and touched the back of Wuran's bald head, lowered his head and glared fiercely at Jia Pixiu.

It's true that all capitalists don't forget to squeeze the workers' hair.

Han Bo looked at Jia Pixiu with hatred, his almond eyes stared like dead fish.

After filming enough scenes of fatherly kindness and filial piety, a staff member came up with satisfaction and interrupted the "warm and affectionate" gaze between the two.

"Mr. Han Bo?" The staff member said kindly, "Let me talk to you about the upcoming filming itinerary."

"Okay." Han Bo didn't even look at him, "Where are we going to eat?"

"It has nothing to do with eating." The staff said softly, "Tomorrow we will hold a party, and young talents of all ethnic groups will participate. You can chat with them. In the morning of the day after tomorrow, we need to shoot a kissing scene. You Spend a good night with one or both of them after the party, and then go to the shooting location hand in hand."

The more Han Bo heard it, the more he felt something was wrong: "Why does this sound so much like a blind date meeting?"

[It’s a blind date] The system pops up quietly [and there will be a selected target in it]

"Isn't the target of the attack here?" Han Bo teased Jia Pixiu.

【…Pedophilia is an act that is severely condemned by the system】

"He's a ghost child." Han Bo curled his lips, "Is there a child who thinks so much? It's too precocious."

[Giant infants are also infants, please host the three views, and don't have unhealthy thoughts]

"I'm mentally healthy, thank you."

After refuting the system, Han Bo turned to the staff and asked with a pleasant face, "Maybe there are photos of those young talents?"

"Yes." The staff took out a stack of small cards and handed them over.

Han Bo took it over, glanced at it, and almost couldn't hold back the desire to vomit, he flipped through it twice, and stuffed the photo back with a smirk.

"I see it, thank you."

"Well, remember to attend the party on time." The staff member said.

After explaining the matter, the group left in a mighty manner. As soon as they walked out of the room, Han Bo's expression collapsed. He rubbed his stomach twice, showing pain.

"Why, when I think about going on a blind date, I can't wait." Jia Pixiu, who was watching, said coolly.

Han Bo glanced at his "cheap son" angrily: "Do you think I can't wait?"

"They're all young talents." Jia Pixiu said, "It's just that you have a child with you, so I'm afraid it's not easy to perform well."

He paused, showing his fox tail: "So hurry up and let me take a few more breaths to restore my adult form, so I won't be an oil bottle."

"Then I'll take a grown-up devil to go on a blind date?" Han Bo sneered, "It's so creative, why don't you just turn back into a hamster, and I can even give the blind date a live body gift."

Jia Pixiu's expression stinks, his small face is so ugly.

"Are you going to go on a blind date with those aliens and then kiss?" He was quiet for a while, and asked twistedly.

"I don't want to either." Han Bo rubbed his cheeks worriedly, "Who wants to exchange saliva with an ugly man, there is no way."

After getting along for a while, Jia Pixiu also got a little understanding of Han Bo's abnormal aesthetics, and the other guy patted him on the shoulder, and said concisely: "Come on."

After a few seconds, the room was finally quiet.Jia Pixiu couldn't help asking again: "If oh, I mean, if, you really fell in love with one of them, would you abandon me?"

"Huh?" Han Bo didn't understand his logic for a moment, he stopped rubbing his face, and looked over suspiciously, "I'm interested in a man... a devil, what does it have to do with whether or not I abandon you."

"If he wants to live in, I have to move out." Jia Pixiu thought clearly, "Isn't love always so exclusive."

Succubus feed on feelings, and love is a necessity and a drug for them.There are many succubi who fell in love with foreign races and went through fire and water to change their lifestyles and principles for them.

Although Han Bo is different from ordinary succubi, Jia Pixiu is still worried that he will fall in love with a foreigner at the party at first sight, and then kick himself out of the rental house in order to join hands in the world of two people.

If he was driven away, where would he go to find a way to remove the restoration symbol?

If they bow their heads to mammon, they will definitely open their mouths like a lion, and the calculating Pixiu family, except for their wise and foolish assistant, the rest of the old guys will not harm the collective interests for the individual safety of a certain Pixiu.

Even if this Pixiu is the patriarch, he won't.

Japixiu thought anxiously, in that case, would he spend the rest of his life as a hamster?

Pixiu has a lifespan of more than 1000 years.

It must be a bit too difficult.

Han Bo looked down, and Jia Pixiu in his childhood form lowered his eyes and drooped the corners of his mouth, looking dejected, like an unlucky child abandoned by irresponsible parents.

I have to say that the "cute buff" that comes with human cubs is really cute.

Even though he knew that the person in front of him was an adult man of about the same age as him, and he was not even considered a human being in the strict sense...Han Bo's pitiful appearance still aroused a bit of motherhood that didn't exist at all.

He knelt down, patted Japixiu on the head, and said in the tone of a human trafficker coaxing a child, "I won't drive you out."

Japixiu lowered his head and let him pet his head like a dog, feeling a little touched in his heart.

Although usually very unreliable, the little succubus is still kind in heart.

It's a good monster.

Jia Pixiu thought about it, and heard the little succubus say kindly, "After all, I'm still waiting to cheat you out of money."

Take back the foreword.

Jia Pixiu indifferently patted Han Bo's touch away.

This guy is a weird bastard who can eat and love to cheat.

The two of them lay down in the hotel for a day, and went out for a stroll during the day the next day, and soon it was night.

The program team sent Han Bo a dress.

Han Bo looked at the bright red dress with purple gold glitter and fell silent.

"It looks very rich, suitable for sugar daddy." Jia Pixiu commented accurately.

"Big money, I'll give it to you." Han Bo threw the skirt over angrily.

Jia Pixiu caught the skirt, was unable to stand still under the weight of the heavy skirt, fell to the ground and spun around.

Although Jia Pixiu spoke highly of the dress, Han Bo finally insisted on going to the scene in casual clothes.

Ignoring the photographer's disapproving gaze, he swaggered into the party scene like a dog's weed among flowers, walked quickly through various gorgeous dresses, and stood by the dessert table.

Han Bo glanced at the wide variety of desserts and nodded with satisfaction.

Fuck his young talent.

This will be the battlefield for his struggle tonight.

As for Giapixiu, he didn't come to the party at all.

Giapixiu decided to stay in the room because he was worried that he would be recognized when he met the Mammon.And Han Bo explained this to the program crew as "Which devil do you see on a blind date with a dragging bottle..."

Highly persuasive and effective.

Han Bo settled down in front of the dessert table, and the system tried to speak again and again, but was blocked by him saying "don't eat, sleep, don't talk".

The system is hard to speak, and other people don't have this concern.

"Sir, I think I need to remind you a little." The waiter, a pink-haired succubus, came and stopped Han Bo, "We need to pay for the food here."

"What do you mean?" Han Bo finished eating half of the donuts, and still held half a "Napoleon" in his hand. Hearing this, he stopped eating, "Isn't this self-help?"

"No." The waiter kindly broke his luck, "After the party is over, we will count each guest's drink list and food expenses...the little brother over there will give you the bill when you leave. "

The waiter pointed, and Han Bo looked along. A waiter was standing by the side, holding a pen and writing quickly, and in his left hand, he was already clutching a thick stack of notes.

You don't need to think about it to know that it is the result of your victory tonight.

Han Bo: ...

"May I ask, who is the organizer of this party?" He turned to the waiter.

"It's the Pixiu industry."

"I knew it." The corner of Han Bo's mouth twitched.

Only Pixiu can do this kind of stupid thing like plucking wild goose's hair.

Giapiscio, who was in the room, sneezed.

"May I ask the approximate price?" Han Bo forced a smile.

"Of course, the 'Napoleon' you are holding now." The waiter said kindly, "Ten gold coins."

"..."

Han Bo stopped thinking for a moment, and thousands of ungraspable thoughts flashed through his mind.

Giapixiu in the distance started to sneeze frantically.

"If you feel burdened, you can consider finding someone to pay for it." The succubus waiter suggested thoughtfully, seeing that his pockets were limited.He suddenly moved closer to Han Bo, with pink love in his eyes, "The devil is happy to spend money for the beauty he is about to get, I promise..."

"But the premise is that I have to get the male devil first." Han Bo looked tragic.

"That's what we're good at." The succubus waiter licked his lips, with more love in his eyes.

"..."

"Remove the word 'we'." Han Bo said with a headache, "I have no place to take advantage of it."

"Who said no." The waiter turned sideways, slightly beckoning, "Please look behind you."

Han Bo turned around.

A line of aliens, well dressed and neatly arranged, stood behind him in a line.

Each of them is personable and talented.

The rumored "young talent".

"yue—"

Han Bo just glanced at it, and his stomach twitched because of the "ugly man" in the water.

"When were they here?" Han Bo wanted to ask, holding back his vomiting.

"When you started your first dessert," said the waiter kindly.

"..."

[Traid target detected] The system sneaks out and bubbles.

Han Bo took a breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Why didn't you remind me."

[Eat without speaking, sleep without speaking. 】The system waits and blocks back what he said.

Han Bo: ...

Before he could refute, the system said again [Sensed that the attack target is approaching]

"Hello." A pale-skinned man with dark green hair jumped in and bowed slightly to Han Bo, "I have long admired your name."

"Hello..." The corners of Han Bo's eyes twitched. In his aesthetics, the green-haired man can be said to be quite ugly, "Who are you?"

"My name is Wenxi, and I'm your fan." Wenxi smiled slightly, "Your live broadcast is very exciting and appetizing. Every time I watch it, I salivate."

"Ah, fan... hello, hello." Although the fan's wording was a bit confusing, Han Bo decided to choose him to be the one who paid the bill tonight, "Do you also like desserts? .”

"No, I'm not interested in cream and the like...but I do like sweets." Vinci licked his lower lip, thinking of something, dark red flashed in his eyes.

"...What do you mean?" Han Bo's scalp was numb from his predatory gaze, he took half a step back and asked the system at the same time, "What race is he?"

[Those who are afraid of the sun, those who like the night, those who are noble and elegant...]

"If you want to be called up by me to work overtime in the early morning, just keep playing quiz."

【vampire】

"Grass." Han Bo gasped, "So the dessert he was talking about is..."

"Your blood smells very sweet..." Wenxi took a step forward, shortening the distance between the two, and smelled it intoxicatingly, "It's like a cocktail made of peaches and milk, it smells really...delicious."

Wenxi stared at Han Bo darkly: "Perhaps you would like to spend the night with me, it will be very interesting, I can't wait to taste your blood."

Han Bo was covered in goosebumps by his intoxicated expression, and he backed away with a dry laugh: "Don't be like this old man, irregular blood exchange can easily lead to AIDS..."

"Few people reject me." Vinci took a step closer, "But this excites me even more."

Han Bo cursed in his heart, it seemed that it would be difficult to get out tonight, and he secretly called the system.

"1000 love points, can you solve this thing?"

[The system cannot intervene in the behavior of the target of the attack]

During the conversation, Han Bo was forced into a corner. Wenxi looked down at him, her eyes fell on his neck, staring at the beating blood vessels under the white skin.

His eyes became darker and darker, and the shout in his blood made him unable to restrain his desire to bite.

Wenxi was breathing more and more heavily, Han Bo was startled, and was about to push him away to escape, but he was grabbed by the shoulder and pressed against the wall.

As the shadow fell, Han Bo's pupils shrank sharply as his breath hit his neck.

The expected pain did not come.

A pair of bony hands stood between the succubus and the vampire.

Wenxi's eyes were red, and she bit down regardless.

Facing the indiscriminate attack of the vampire, with a light turn of the hand, Can Jin instantly covered the skin.

Pixiu brand prodigal gloves, 24k pure gold.

when!

Teeth hit metal with a crisp sound.

The vampire held his toothache and screamed, but before he could utter a sound, he was pushed hard by the gold-covered hand, and fell back flying.

"Sorry." The patriarch Pixiu in adult form stood by the wall, his tall figure blocking Han Bo behind him.

Jia Pixiu looked down at Wenxi, who was sitting on the ground in a panic, and said politely, "He has an appointment tonight."