Succubus just want to cook

After receiving Han Bo's question, Jia Pixiu realized that his pants had fallen to the floor.

He hurriedly put down his hands, pulled up his pants, and looked up to see the golden lines on Han Bo's belly.

Caring about the top but not the bottom, Jia Pixiu blushed and closed his eyes, questioningly shouted in a childish voice: "Put on some clothes!"

Han Bo: "?"

Han Bo looked down at himself, puzzled: "I didn't take it off."

Just lifted it up.

And as soon as I couldn't hold my tongue, I let it go again.

Jia Pixiu still had his eyes closed, and the child's voice was full of hatred for iron and steel: "It's bad manners!"

After all, not wanting to damage the child's eyesight, Han Bo straightened his clothes and pulled up his trousers. After covering them tightly, he got off the sofa and walked in front of Jia Pixiu.

The young Jia Pixiu was less than one meter tall, so Han Bo squatted down and squeezed his ears out of curiosity.

"What are you doing?" Jia Pixiu shuddered, and just as he opened his eyes, he saw Succubus' beautiful purple pupils approaching her eyes, and her golden hair hanging smoothly between her delicate eyebrows.

Jia Pixiu was at a loss for a moment, probably because the lewd lines had frightened him too much. Now he can no longer maintain a calm attitude of looking at precious resources even when he looks at Han Bo's blonde hair.

Instead, there was a strange throbbing, running around like a hamster twitching in my heart.

The succubus stared intently at the mouse's ears, her ruddy and beautiful lips parted slightly, Jia Pixiu glanced at it with lowered eyes, and closed them again in a panic.

"Could you please stop using your hands and feet." Giapixiu complained in a low voice with his eyes closed.

Because of his physical condition, his voice was soft and waxy, not very deterrent.

Han Bo thought of the milky sorbet and felt a little hungry again.He moved his hand from the hamster's ear, and dishonestly pinched Giapicio's flushed cheek again.

"I didn't expect you to be so ugly when you grow up, but you were quite cute when you were young."

Aesthetic heresy.

Does not affect women or children.

Quite respectful of women and children.

It was probably the first time I heard someone describe himself as "ugly". The corner of Jia Pixiu's mouth twitched, and the strange twist disappeared a bit. He opened his eyes, and opened Han Bo's hand angrily: "There is something wrong with your eyes. "

Han Bo was not angry when he blocked his hand, and asked with a smile, "So, why did you become like this?"

"Insufficient spiritual power." Jia Pixiu said childishly.

"It's not enough." Han Bo was surprised, "You have missed me in the past two days."

"Mammon's spell is too overbearing." Giapixiu said, "I have to absorb more spiritual power."

"..." Han Bo looked displeased, "So I've become a gas station."

Seeing his reluctance, Japixiu moved his fingers, feeling a little uneasy.

Succubus are fickle, and it is not a good choice to offend Mammon for an irrelevant alien race, and the only reward he can provide is money.

Jia Pixiu was a little worried that Han Bo would no longer help him, and he also felt that Han Bo had reason to backtrack.

Jia Pixiu thinks calmly, who knows that Pixiu in his childhood form is not good at controlling his expression, his face is full of loss and worry, so it should not be too conspicuous.

The 5 or 6-year-old children in front of them lowered their eyes and glanced down from the corners of their mouths, looking aggrieved.

Han Bo couldn't bear it, and patted him on the head: "I didn't tell you not to smoke, what are you doing with a sad face?"

Giapixiu sniffed, "Is that okay?"

Han Bo patted his head: "Okay."

Obtained, Jia Pixiu stepped forward and hugged Han Bo's neck, and buried his head in the succubus' hair.

Han Bo squatted for a while maintaining the twisted posture, his legs were sore.He finally couldn't help but raised his hand and patted Jia Pixiu's back, and said in a muffled voice, "Your neck is so sore, can you suck it when you turn back into a hamster?"

Feeling the obedient and strange posture of the child holding his neck, Han Bo concluded: "You make me feel like a heroic mother who is divorced and brings up mentally handicapped children."

Japixiu, a mentally handicapped child: ...

In the next second, he let go of Han Bo, his soft face was marked by hair, Jia Pixiu didn't wipe it, and closed his eyes for a second.

The light shimmers slightly.

The clothes fell to the ground lightly, and the toddler disappeared. White-orange fur balls emerged from the folds of the clothes.

Hamster Ball waved his paw: "Squeak."

Han Bo picked him up from the pile of clothes and put him on his head.

Jia Pixiu lay on Han Bo's head for four hours that day, and finally succeeded in absorbing enough spiritual energy.

After returning to his adult form, he bid farewell to Han Bo and hurried to work in the company.

In the past few days since he left, the documents to be signed have piled up. Even if Zhu Li helped him deal with some, the remaining amount is still not to be underestimated.

Looking at the back of Jia Pixiu striding away, Han Bo couldn't help feeling that a boss who oppresses employees is nothing, but a boss who even oppresses himself is the boss of bosses, the real ruthless devil.

"Sure enough, if you are ugly, you have to work harder." Han Bo shook his head in pain, "This world is too realistic."

system:……

System: My host can always use wrong conditions to derive the correct answer, it's amazing.

【When will the host plan to carry out the strategy mission? 】

"I've been doing it all the time." Han Bo was puzzled, "I gave him food, I gave him clothes, I gave him clothes, and he sucked it. Doesn't that count as strategy?"

[...the progress bar of the task shows no progress, the host still needs to work hard]

"Sigh." Han Bo shook his head and sighed, "Pixiu really puts more money than righteousness. I am so tolerant and magnanimous like my mother, but he doesn't respond. It's really Pixiu's heart, which knows how well it is."

system:……

The system suddenly rejoices that the clearing mission is a double-track, which does not affect the progress of the main line. Otherwise, according to Han Bo's method, he may not be able to send this hapless host away in his next life.

Jia Pixiu was busy with the company's business, and Han Bo was not idle either.The second day Jia Pixiu left happened to be the succubus meeting next month.

Compared with the first participation in catching ducks on the shelves, the situation Han Bo will face this time is quite different.

"We hope you can speak on stage as an outstanding succubus representative." The inspector communicated, and compared to the previous cold-nose and cold-eyed, he changed his face and said to Han Bo with a pleasant face.

We must know that Han Bo is not a low-level student who can't even meet the target. He has been active on live broadcast and TV platforms this month, and he has raised the exposure of the Succubus to a higher level.

Although the exposure is a bit crooked...

But it is definitely worthy of organizational affirmation.

"Okay." Han Bo agreed wholeheartedly.

The system was terrified when he heard it from the sidelines. He had to know that Han Bo had messed up the stereotypes of succubus people in other worlds. He had to go up to the stage and give a shout out to other demons to point out a brand new path...

The succubus race is probably about to be abolished.

There are still hosts coming to this world in the future. If it is messed up, how much energy will it take to sort it out.

It's time to work overtime again.

The system thought tiredly.

However, Han Bo did not rise up and made a vow to declare war on the gluttonous tribe, such as "The princes and generals are better than each other!" The history of TV has boasted a wave of higher values.

"During this month, I established a new image for the Succubus, gained the trust of the Pixiu, and made outstanding contributions to the friendship between the two tribes. I also greatly expanded the influence of my tribe in the world through social media and other means. , adding a new color to the succubus' reputation outside..."

The system couldn't resist calling out the data.

Han Bo, 19 years old, used to work as a food and broadcast blogger, hot pot restaurant atmosphere group, food experience member... boasting as a ghostwriter for newspapers.

Really rich social experience.

The system silently closed the file, and wearily decided that in the future, the host must first understand the background.

Han Bo was still carrying it up and speaking in an official accent, while the procurator, who was listening in a daze, asked tentatively, "Tell me more?"

"How do you want me to unfold?" Han Bo turned his head and asked.

"Just... what did you do specifically." The inspector said, "Let me be clear, so that I can set an example for other clansmen to learn from."

"Oh, okay." Han Bo looked at the audience. There were indeed many succubi holding notebooks and pens, concentrating on absorbing the successful experience of "Famous Demons".

"Let's talk about being on TV and participating in the competition." Han Bo said lightly, "I ate hot pot for more than 200 people, and I ate four gluttonous gluttons, which greatly exaggerated the prestige of my family."

"..."

The succubus in the audience put down their pens one after another.

This is a natural skill and cannot be learned.

No one is willing to learn.

After the succubus meeting was over, Han Bo went home directly to prepare for the evening live broadcast.

He walked to the door and found a child sitting in the corridor of his house.

The child had dark hair, a pair of white fur ears on top of his head, and was wearing a ragged adult suit, squatting pitifully at the door of the room with his knees hugged.

Undoubtedly, it was Giapixiu who had not enough spiritual power to return to his child form.

"Hey." Han Bo stood still in front of him, "You have also been drugged by the dark organization, famous detective Pixiu."

"What are you talking about?" Japixiu got up from the ground angrily. As a child, he always seemed unable to control his emotions, "Why did you come back so late? I have been waiting for a long time."

"I'm going to the succubus meeting." For children, Han Bo had a rare conscience. He picked up Jia Pixiu's baggy suit jacket, "Why don't you ask Zhu Li to send you a suit that fits you well?"

"How could I let my subordinates see such an embarrassing look." Japixiu groaned.

Good guy, hamsters are not ashamed, are they?

The idol burden of your Pixiu tribe is really strange and heavy.

"Then let me see it?" Han Bo opened the door.

"It doesn't matter." Giapixiu said, "You haven't seen what I look like."

"Hmm..." Han Bo paused, "You know that such conversations usually only happen between friends with benefits, right?"

"What kind of cannon? How can there be any cannon? The law prohibits firing cannons. Only the Protoss are entitled to use firearms." Japixiu mumbled as he walked into the room.

Han Bo closed the door amusedly, and suddenly a reminder sounded in his head.

[The main mission "Great Heart" opens again]

Han Bo paused, and when the mechanical sound stopped in his head, the communicator rang.

It's the inspector.

"Xiao Bo, it's like this, it's time for you to shine for the organization again."

"Huh? Is there something wrong?"

"It's like this. There is a reality show that needs a representative from each ethnic group to record. Our ethnic group's reputation is not very good, so we hope to take this opportunity to break the stereotype of foreigners."

"Well, okay, I'll go." When it came to the task, Han Bo readily agreed, "What show."

"It's called "Where Are We Going, Dad?" It's very suitable for your parent-child program." The inspector said, "It's just that this son is a bit difficult to deal with. We are trying to find a way to lend you one."

"No need." Han Bo interrupted, he turned his head to look at Jia Pixiu who was sitting on the sofa kicking his trousers, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, "I have a ready-made one."

The author says:

It's a bit late, though.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival~ eat rice dumplings well~