Succubus just want to cook

Although they are at odds by nature, Han Bo and Jia Pixiu get along quite happily.

Of course, this is Han Bo's unilateral opinion.

Although it is unbearable to have a strange male devil in the bedroom, considering that this male devil can be used as a decompression plush toy, emergency food reserve and multi-functional wallet, Han Bo also reluctantly accepted that Japixiu Lai is in his own home. Stop rubbing your spiritual power.

"87 silver coins." At nine o'clock in the morning, Wang Ermazi knocked on the door of the room on time, with a big and small bag of takeaways, smiling brightly.

Han Bo snapped his fingers and said succinctly, "Nuomi."

Japixiu jumped over slowly and squeaked dissatisfied.

Without change, Pai Yao doesn't carry such worthless things on his body.

"Then give me a gold coin." Han Bo said decisively.

Japixiu: ...

"Hurry up." Han Bo urged.

Jia Pixiu resentfully took out a gold coin from the Qiankun bag, and put it into the palm of Wang Ermazi who was squatting down with his claws on tiptoe.

"Oh, what a shame..." Wang Ermazi burst into a big smile.

He evaded the words, but his hand has already put the gold coin into his pocket with lightning speed.

"It's nothing to be embarrassed about. I'll trouble you to take care of me in the future, Brother Wang." Han Bo smiled like a flower.

Anyway, it's money from other people's pits.

Not in vain and not in vain.

On the side, Jia Pixiu, who witnessed the little succubi's kindness to others, snorted angrily, and was about to walk back.

The prodigal old devil's family doesn't manage the house at all, and whoever wins it will be unlucky.

He took half a step, was picked up by Han Bo and placed on his head.

Buried in the "Supreme Gold Treasure" with a slap, Jia Pixiu held his breath for two seconds with great backbone, plunged into it, and took a deep breath.

It's a bit of a saving grace.

Giapixiu, who was lying in the golden hair, hummed and thought.

Lying was not for nothing, Han Bo took the takeaway and sent Wang Ermazi away, and raised his hand to pat a certain hamster lying flat on his head.

"Nuomi, let me tell you something."

"Squeak... (Don't cue when you're asleep)"

"The variety show I want to participate in is the Bodhidharma show, have you heard of it?"

Hearing this, Japixiu, who was lying on his head with peace of mind, got up, his eyes were round and his ears were straight.

Dharma show.

The most popular variety show in another world, the ratings are always at the forefront, which is the best way to expand its popularity.

If you participate in the Damo show, it is conservatively estimated that you can get 10 points of completion of the main task.

The above is the information that Han Bohua bought from the system at a high price.

The live broadcast was very popular, but it only increased the task completion rate by 5%, and the audience was too small.

Han Bo decided to change his approach and take the initiative.

"How about it." He stretched out his hand to rub two japixiu, and ruffles the hamster's soft hair, like an afro-haired punk hamster raised by a waver in the 80s.

Jia Pixiu, who seemed to have been swollen in a frying pan, didn't care about his shocking appearance now, he paused on the spot, his small mouse face turned pale with astonishment.

What is Damoxiu?It is a variety show that even a workaholic like Jia Pixiu who is dedicated to making money has heard of.

Last year, this show became popular all over the Internet with a succubus contestant who mates with 48 races within 24 hours.

Even a foreign race like Jia Pixiu, who is indifferent to the choices of others, can't help but look sideways when he accidentally sees the succubus naked in the arms of countless foreign races.

What an amazing race.

What an open program.

But now, Han Bo, who also belongs to the succubus race, patted his ass and kindly told him that he was going to participate in the Damo show.

Jia Pixiu's eyes went dark, and the flesh-colored picture changed, and the lingering picture of the little succubus kissing 48 burgers appeared on the screen.

As the head of the clan, Jia Pixiu felt that he had to correct the outrageous behavior of the newly signed spokesperson.

He took out the communicator, typed in twos and threes, and stretched it out to Han Bo's eyes.

"I object!"

"The objection is invalid." Han Bo ruthlessly suppressed his protest, and by the way told him the real purpose of telling him about this matter, "Tomorrow you ask your assistant to give me a place, and I will have an interview the day after tomorrow."

"Zhu Li won't agree." Jia Pixiu was still stubbornly resisting, "He is responsible for the image of Pixiu Industry's spokesperson, and so am I!"

Han Bo pulled him off his head in twos and twos, pinched his soft belly: "Then be a hamster for the rest of your life?"

The connection with the spiritual power was ruthlessly severed, and Giapixiu flopped twice, hesitating for a moment between the image of the spokesperson and restoring the human form, and gave in without backbone.

"I'm contacting Zhu Li now..."

"This is my obedient glutinous rice cake." Han Bo patted Jia Pixiu in satisfaction, and put him on the back again.

Zhu Li was shocked when he learned that his spokesperson was going to be on a special program, but the boss's will could not be disobeyed, so he finally used the resources of Pixiu Industry to sign up for Han Bo.

The show's producer, Wang Bihuo, is The Hobbit.The little gentleman's temper is inversely proportional to his petite stature.He is very stubborn, and in his twenties, he suddenly became an old stubborn in his 80s.

Money and power can't buy old stubbornness, and Zhu Li only needs to get an interview opportunity after exhausting his contacts. Whether he can get it or not depends on Han Bo's own good luck.

On the day of the interview, Han Bo went out with Jia Pixiu in his arms. In order to maintain a good posture, he deliberately reduced his breakfast to prevent facial edema and poor photogenic effect.

Along the way, Han Bo kept taking pictures of reflective objects such as the mirror glass plate on the water surface, and looked at his sharp chin with satisfaction from the reflection.

When he stopped in front of the car window for the nth time, Japixiu cried out unbearably.

"Squeak (IMHO, eating one less hamburger won't have an immediate bloating effect, especially when the total number of hamburgers is 50."

[Agree] The system that understands the mouse language sends out a common feeling.

But no matter how dissatisfied he was with the one-pixiu-system, Han Bo still went his own way and smacked about his "beauty", just as the producer didn't care about the background of the contestants.

After listening to Han Bo's talk about his commercial value and ratings potential, Damo Show producer Wang Bihuo was unmoved.

"Our program never looks at background selection." He said coldly.

squeak.

Japishina, who was in his pocket, let out a bewildered sound.

Then you should return the 1000 gold coins you received to Zhu Li.

"It only depends on the ability of the contestants." Wang Bihuo said quietly, "Young devil, what ability do you have to participate in this program."

"I am the most edible succubus in the world." After Han Bo finished speaking, he paused and corrected, "No, I am the most edible creature in the world."

"Oh?" Wang Bihuo became interested, "How to prove it?"

Han Bo handed over the light screen, which recorded a speed-up video of his eating while cooking and broadcasting.

Wang compares goods and refuses: "I believe that seeing is believing."

"I read from your leaflet that you will provide display props... including auditions." Han Bo smiled slightly, "Perhaps Producer Wang has enough budget to provide me with food?"

Wang Bihuo looked up at him, before his eyes drifted to Succubus's face, he was first attracted by the white ball in his breast pocket.

Giapixiu scratched at the side of his pocket, shaking his hairy head like a rattle.

Brother, don't say yes.

Jia Pixiu reminded him sincerely.

will become unfortunate.

Wang Bihuo: ...

Why does this hamster look like he's been taking ecstasy?

Perhaps because Jia Pixiu's hint was too strong, Wang Bihuo finally did not insist on asking Han Bo to show it in person.He took the light screen, and after watching a few eating and broadcasting videos, he had to admit that the little succubus in front of him had the same astonishing talent as his predecessor.

Of course it costs more than his predecessors.

Wang Bihuo turned off the light screen: "I recognize your talent, but how do you show it to the audience? Although our program has sufficient funds, it is not."

Didn't you receive 1000 gold coins?

Giapixiu groaned in dissatisfaction, he always let go of his emotions when he was in the sphere.

Isn't 1000 gold coins enough for him to eat?

……

It doesn't seem to work.

Faced with Wang Bihuo's questioning, Han Bo was already prepared: "You can initiate a vote, let the audience spend money to vote for their favorite contestants, take part of it to buy performance props, and the rest of the money will be included in the program funds."

His statement is novel. In previous years, Dharma shows had many audiences fighting for their favorite contestants, and it was not difficult to get these emotional audiences to pay for it.

Wang Bihuo's eyes, which were smaller than hamster eyes, lit up a little, but he still maintained the restraint of the producer: "I'll think about it."

Han Bo knew that this was a promise.

"But you can't show the talent of 'eating' from the beginning of the qualifiers." Wang Bihuo was very kind to the contestants who provided new ideas for making money, and he kindly reminded, "You need to keep new ideas and find new talents."

Jia Pixiu, who was watching from the sidelines, understood again.

What stays fresh.

This poor young boss just can't bear to spend money on food.

Knocking on the door better than his mother Pixiu.

Han Bo, as if he couldn't see it, thought about it for a while: "It makes sense, but I am... a devil, I don't have any talents except eating... Maybe you can see, can taming animals?"

"Beast taming?" Wang Bihuo leaned forward with his narrow upper body, wishing to hear the details.

Japixiu suddenly felt something was wrong.

His premonitions were always right.

In the next second, Han Bo took Jia Pixiu out of his pocket, held it in his palm and held it in front of Wang Bihuo.

"Beast." He said succinctly.

Wang Bihuo silently looked at the "beast" who was not as wide as the succubus' palm: "What are you going to train him for?"

After a pause, he asked rigorously, "What can it do?"

"He can settle accounts." Han Bo said, "Don't look at him, he is a beast that can calculate accounts."

That night, Zhu Li, who was working overtime conscientiously, received a reply letter from Damoxiu.

In the letter, Wang Bihuo sincerely expressed his gratitude to Zhu Li. He was full of praise for the contestants introduced by Zhu Li, calling him a rare business genius and beast tamer.

At the end of the letter, Wang Bihuo attached a video, saying that he saw the talent and potential of the young demon in it.

Zhu Li was in a bad mood, and he opened it with shaking hands.

In the light screen, his boss, a hard-working hamster, is using his thin paws to scratch the abacus with difficulty and sorrow.

The voice-over of Succubus laughing came from the video.

"Nuomi, how much is 20115 gold coins multiplied by 107 minus 200 gold coins divided by 69?"

Watching the afterimages of the paws dancing on the screen, the boss who worked harder became more sad.

Zhu Li rolled his eyes and almost passed out again.