Succubus just want to cook

In the midsummer afternoon, the elf worm flew past the water curtain door with its transparent wings, was startled by the mountains of plates inside, tilted its body, and bumped its head against the purple ore door frame.

Isn't it the territory of the Succubus?Where did a glutton get in?

The elf bug stabilized his body in shock, and happened to see a light golden head emerging from behind the plate mountain, and the blond succubus opened its bloody mouth to the last hamburger.

The elf worm trembled in fright again, and flew crookedly away.

Han Bo swallowed the No.20 seven hamburgers in one gulp. When he looked up, his eyes were still completely occupied by a line of large words on the pop-up window.

[Please host to accept the main task]

For 10 minutes, this slogan has been lying in front of my eyes.

Chewing on the hamburger residue, Han Bo waved his hand invisibly, "Boss, have another hamburger."

"Okay!" The boss's response came from afar.

The host turned a blind eye to the notice, and the system that had been lurking for a long time finally couldn't help but go online.

[The host please accept the main task as soon as possible]

The pop-up window did not disappear, and a mechanical sound came from the ear.

Han Bo still ignored him, and only waved his hand when the chef in the white hat rushed to the table with the plate.

"Move the pop-up window away to prevent me from seeing the handsome guy."

The system was silent for a second, and silently moved the pop-up window up.

A big flat face full of pockmarks approached in front of him, and his greasy skin did not look inferior to Daqing Oilfield.

system:……

"Guest, your No. 20 eight hamburgers." Wang Ermazi smiled honestly, looking like a sunflower shell that has been stripped of its melon seeds.

The system looked at the host who ignored him and showed a gentle smile at the sunflower, and couldn't help calling out the information.

[Han Bo 19-year-old aesthetic heresy patient]

Aesthetic heresy, debating ugliness for beauty.

The system silently put away the information, thinking of that handsome reserve raider, it gave me a headache.

But first, let the host take over the main task.

[Your body is dead in the original world, please accept the task as soon as possible and start the resurrection plan]

"How did I die?" Han Bo asked abruptly while chewing on the hamburger.

Fifteen minutes ago, he was clearly still in the "big stomach king arena", holding his stomach that was deliberately vacated after not eating for a day, and preparing for a big fight.Unexpectedly, as soon as the whistle sounded, he ate the hamburger in one bite, and after a few seconds of spinning around, he came to this strange world, and his ears grew a few inches longer.

The hunger didn't abate, Han Bo casually found a fast food restaurant and broke into it, his butt was still warm, and there was an extra noisy system in his head for sending out small advertisements.

[Venous plasma glucose concentration caused by fasting is too low, sympathetic nerve hyperactivity and brain cell hypoxia syndrome...]

"speak English."

【starved to death】

"..."

The eating and broadcasting anchor died of hunger in the big stomach king competition.

What an instructive way to die.

Han Bo felt a little headache: "OK."

【The host please accept the task as soon as possible to avoid the death of the original body...】

"I accept." Han Bo was unexpectedly straightforward, he swallowed eight No.20 hamburgers, "What is the task?"

[Become a heartthrob, be recognized by 90.00% of the worldview population, and get more than [-]% of them to favor]

"Sounds difficult." Han Bo chewed, "Will it affect eating?"

【…】

The system didn't want to pay attention to him, put away the pop-up window, and simply informed [Sub-line task [-]: Succubus Conference, opened]

As soon as the mechanical voice fell, the door of the fast food restaurant opened, and a succubus with sharp ears, one blue, one red, and red lips and white teeth, hurried in.

[Xiaolan Xiaohong, the host's best friend in a different world] A barrage prompt appeared.

When Han Bo saw them, his eyes lit up.

"What a beautiful pair of forest ice and fire people!"

system:……

He glanced at the file again.

[Aesthetic heresy (not for men, not for women, ps. It does not attack men with feminine characteristics)]

The forest ice fire man looked around, fixed on Han Bo, and rushed over.

"You're here!" Xiaolan said eagerly, "Stop eating, you're going to be late for the meeting."

Xiaohong stepped forward and scooped up Han Bo.

"What conference?" Han Bo asked the system.

[Succubus Monthly Performance Test Conference]

Lan Hong was about to rush out with Han Bo on her back, but Chef Wang Ermazi quit and reminded loudly.

"Guest, you haven't paid the bill yet. There are 28 silver coins in total."

Han Bo naturally has no money, but he has an unlucky friend who just got it. He turned to Lan Hong and asked, "Are any of you rich?"

Lan and Hong shook their heads together, Xiao Hong let go, trying to conceal the fact that he shoved the pocket inside, the sound of metal colliding inside was crisp and clear.

best friend--

Han Bo pretended not to hear the sound of money and friendship being broken, and said to the system: "Do you have any silver coins?"

[A little love point can be exchanged for 100 copper coins or 1 silver coin in total, and 100 love points can be exchanged for 1 gold coin in total]

[Love points are composed of family, friendship, love or other favorites]

"Exchange 28 silver coins with the love value of the Forest Binghuo people." Han Bo gestured with red and blue, and said succinctly.

[Sorry, the love value you currently have is zero] The system said ruthlessly.

the best……

Han Bo couldn't help glancing at Honglan: "Then credit."

[28 silver coins have arrived, account balance, -28 love value]

Han Bo paid the bill, but was dragged away by his impatient "good friends".

On the way, Han Bo pieced together the appearance of the Succubus Conference from the words of the two of them.

The so-called succubus meeting is a gathering to monitor the performance of the succubus for the month.

As for the performance of Succubus...

"I finally slept with the wolves and vampires this month." Xiaohong licked her lips, a vague love appeared in her pupils, "Everything is good, especially the vampires. OO, I feel like my OO is going to fly to heaven."

【Crab system has been activated】

System tips,

[In order to respond to the call for clean net, the Dahe Crab system will considerately block uncivilized words for you]

"Then why do you still need to set the host as a succubus?" Han Boqi said, "Isn't this you who went to a brothel to find a tablemate, went to a p station to read advanced mathematics tutorials, and went to Xiaoma and asked your dad not to touch him?" ?”

【…】

【The host please don't question the system function】

During the back and forth between the system and Han Bo, Honglan has already exchanged performance.

"I slept with 10 male devils." Xiaohong said, she should be able to get good.

"I did 12." Xiaolan said regretfully, "It's still a little bit far from being excellent."

"What about you?" The two looked at Han Bo.

"Ah, me." Han Bo said, "I'm 28..."

"Ah?!" Binghuo was shocked.

"A hamburger." Han Bo panted without changing his expression, "I just ate 28 hamburgers."

"Oh!" Binghuoren made a false alarm, thinking that this foodie has learned to make sentences.

After Xiaohong breathed a sigh of relief, she blamed: "Xiao Bo, you are not young anymore, you should be more ambitious, don't think about burgers all day long, you should shift your attention to the devil."

Han Bo retorted: "Why move? How can the male devil have a hamburger? If you can eat a hamburger, can the male devil?"

"Why not?" Xiao Hongmei smiled, and her eyes began to burst into love again.

Han Bo: ...

Xiaohong was about to speak, but Han Bo quickly covered his eyes with his hands: "Don't be pretentious, it's cleaning the net, let's talk about something you can listen to."

Turning a corner, the vision suddenly opened up, colorful succubi sitting on a few long chairs, beautiful, pure and sunny... There are all kinds of them, which makes people dazzled.The succubi covered their mouths and laughed coquettishly. Han Bo stared sideways at the fragrance that was blown by the air.

Honglan pulled Han Bo to sit down in the last few vacant seats. The chairs were still warm, and the succubus meeting started.

"By the way, how to check the performance? Oral?" Han Bo asked the system.

【Look at the lewd lines】

Han Bo understood, but wondered: "No river crab?"

【…】

[O pattern] The system corrects when it knows a mistake.

more erotic...

Han Bo didn't bother to correct. The succubus with the inspection badge started to check the performance from the front row. It seemed that it would take a while to get to the last row. Han Bo sat on the chair and waited for a while, feeling hungry again.

Rubbing his stomach, he wondered if he should sneak out for the 29th burger.

[The Kuang Succubus Conference is considered as not up to the standard and will be punished directly]

"Punishment?" Han Bo became more sober.

"Of course there is." He said aloud, Xiaolan thought he was asking himself, turned around and said, "You were underage last time, the patriarch let you go, this time you can't escape."

"What's the punishment?"

"Forcibly complete a mission." Xiaolan said sourly, "You are lucky to be assigned to the patriarch of the Pixiu clan, who is someone who can't sleep even if you want to sleep..."

He started to say some things that cannot be broadcast in OO circles again. Han Bo didn't care to listen. He turned to look at Xiaohong, and found that he was also intoxicated with fantasy, so he could only turn his head and ask the system.

"Who is the patriarch of the Pixiu clan? Is he handsome?"

【…】

Thinking of the abnormality of the host's aesthetics, the system couldn't explain [Do you...wish him to be handsome...or not? 】

"Be handsome." Han Bo said casually, "It's better to be like Wang Er Mazi, handsome and able to cook."

system:……

Recalling Sunflower Chef's greasy and simple smile, the system trembled twice, and the data was a little messed up.

Han Bochang was dreaming of spending a good life with the hamburger producers, and the inspector finally found the last row.

After checking Xiaohong, he put down the hem of her clothes to cover the lotus-shaped red lines, and moved in front of Han Bo.

"It's you again, the guy with a belly that is worse than anyone else." Facing the "lower students" who are holding back the big team, the inspector didn't have a good face. , to be pure-hearted and ascetic on purpose."

What he said aroused the sympathy of all the succubi. For a while, the succubus nodded one after another, and the colorful waves at the conference site were one after another, as spectacular as killing Matt and becoming a disciple.

"That skin... what patriarch? Is he handsome?" Han Bo's curiosity was aroused by the reactions of the succubi, "What does he look like?"

"Heh, since you asked sincerely..." The succubus who is forced to mate has the right to know the person he is assigned to, and the inspector doesn't talk nonsense. With a wave of his hand, the water curtain on the stage flickers, and a handsome Faces come.

The man had black hair and long eyes, high eyebrows, and the roots of the mountain were as sharp as a knife, cutting the light, the smooth jaw line, and the thin lips were curved, adding a bit of coldness to this handsome face.

Junrong, who is extremely oppressive, has a 100% chance of turning back when he walks on the street.

Succubus' sleepiness list is number one all the year round - Patriarch of the Pixiu clan.

At the conference site, gasps of exclamation arose one after another, and the succubus was amazed by the god-like appearance, enviously casting their eyes on the lucky guy behind the team.

Under the attention of all the people, the succubus with light blonde hair stared blankly at the water curtain, just when all the succubi thought he wanted Fan Jinzhong to cry with joy.

Han Bo covered his stomach, bent over with a distorted expression, and let out a clear...

"yue—"

system:……

examiner:……

Succubus: ...

The Binghuo people looked at each other in dismay: ... this is? , very happy and pregnant?

"It's so ugly!" With the desire to vomit, Han Bo called out to the system in panic, "This is too ugly, look at the nose like a butcher's knife, the mouth like a slime, the hair like a garbage dump, my God Ah, how can there be such an ugly person in the world! I can't, I quit, let me go back, I would rather not eat hamburgers for a month than see this ugly doll again!"

system:……

[Please host to accept the reality] It persuaded in grief.

Han Bo was still retching, and the inspector got impatient.

"Okay, don't get cheap and act good. It's useless to pretend to be pregnant. Check it out and wash it up early and send it to the patriarch."

As the inspector said, he was going to lift Han Bo's clothes.

Who knew that the person who was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water just now is like a demon, and the mother chicken hugs her waist tightly like a mother chicken protecting her cubs, preventing others from lifting her clothes.

"Hey! It's playing hard to get!" The inspector became angry and stepped up his efforts.

"System! System! SOS for help! Ask for painless tattoos and lewd tattoos!!" Han Bo dragged on the hem of his clothes, calling out passionately, "I want tattoos, I want to be qualified, and I don't want to enforce it with ugly monsters!"

【Insufficient love points】

"I can pay on credit!" Han Bo was still working hard.

【The number of credits has reached the daily limit】

The system ruthlessly rejected Han Bo's call for help, and at this moment, the fragile clothes finally couldn't withstand the two strong forces of tearing, and it split open with a "hiss".

Han Bo's eyes darkened, and he was about to cover his abdomen with his hands, but the inspector quickly caught him.

He had no choice but to cover his cheek with his free hand and let out a desperate "wow".

The clothes were broken into several pieces, and while the pieces were flying, a bright light shot out from the gap, almost blinding the inspector's eyes.

"...This is..." The inspector retreated abruptly, covering his eyes and saying in surprise.

The higher the quality of the lewd lines, the more radiant they will be, revealing Succubus' brilliant achievements this month.

And such dazzling lines, inspectors have not seen for several years.

The light attracted the attention of all the succubi present, and they all turned their heads to look at the light source. Red and blue also took advantage of the advantage of being close to the water, squinted their eyes, and moved closer to them curiously.

The golden light dissipated, revealing the true face of lewd lines.

Two exquisite gold borders outline a slender circle. In the middle of the two circles, a solid gold circle is elongated into an ellipse, sandwiched between the two circles. On the solid ellipse, there are some wavy patterns, flashing Dull silver light.

"This... this..." The inspector's lips trembled, "this smooth texture, this attractive shape, this is, this is..."

"Hamburger...one silver coin, no money if it's not delicious...delicious burger, come and see~"

Not far away, the sound of Wang Ermazi's hawking came leisurely.

The author says:

The explanation of the scientific name of hypoglycemia comes from the Internet

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