Zai He follows his mother's surname

"Didn't you say that I need my help with something very important?" Nakahara Nakaya kicked the leg of the chair where Shuji Tsushima was sitting, trying to cheer up a paralyzed person, "It's so serious... ...Why are you still in the mood to lie down? You're not kidding me, are you?"

"How is it possible? I don't know how to do it." Hearing this, Shuji Tsushima struggled and said, not wanting to move.

Nakahara Chuya: "..." Ah.

This is really - there is no credibility at all. Could it be that what he did before was all his own imagination?What about cheating ghosts?

"It's really serious..." Shuji Tsushima turned his body to make himself more comfortable. After all, chairs are not as soft as sofas. "If the worst situation really happens ,? I think I might want to die, maybe."

After all, just imagining it made him feel quite dead.Even if Ryunosuke Akutagawa didn't feel anything, Shuji Tsushima would feel like dying.

——In other words, he is also a student taught by himself,? This situation will make him feel like a failure.

"So what's the matter?" Nakahara Chuya raised his forehead, he was speechless: What,? Has this matter become so difficult to talk about?

Although I haven't figured out what's going on, Zhong Yuanzhong has already fully understood it. This matter is not serious enough to endanger the port mafia or Yokohama. It is not serious, but it really makes Jin Shujima himself felt serious.

Ah, how rare.

- All of a sudden, Zhongyuan Zhongye couldn't tell which of the above two situations was more serious.

It seems to be very serious.

"Hmm." Shuji Tsushima moved around like a dying mackerel.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought so, and said simply: "Now you are like a mackerel flopping on the shore out of the water."

"... Huh?" Shuji Tsushima was stunned for a moment.

"...Uh." Chuya Nakahara - froze: "No,? Nothing,? You didn't hear anything."

"What!! I can't pretend that I didn't hear that!!" Shuji Tsushima stood up abruptly, completely different from the dead fish just now.

Although Shuji Tsushima's daily situation is very salty fish - he himself prefers to call it a Buddhist system - Shuji Tsushima doesn't like fish as a creature, whether it's alive or cooked, he doesn't like it very much.

Of course, if he is not allowed to see the fish's eyes, then he can still think about it, but this is enough for him to blacklist this kind of creature.

Of course, he definitely didn't—he hated fish from the beginning, after all... After all, there are quite a lot of "fish" in his family, even though they hardly have any fish-related characteristics.

...Anyway, one day, at the dinner table or in the pond, Shuji Tsushima, who felt uncomfortable with the eyes of fish, decided that this creature was his life-threatening enemy.

So, Shuji Tsushima exploded on the spot: "Mackerel?! It's really disgusting! You actually compare me to that kind of thing! ——If I were a mackerel! It's a black, slimy creature like a slug! !"

"What?! That's just a metaphor! Do you want to react so strongly! You even gave me a nickname?!"

"Why are you yelling if it's not necessary?! Didn't I just call you a slug?!"

"Hey! Stop making trouble for no reason!"

…………

It turns out that there are times when conversations between people are just so jumpy and so natural.What's more, they actually quite naturally, while arguing, got down to business.

The frightening thing is that during their quarrel, the surrounding port mafia members seemed to be blinded, and Rimbaud and Verlaine, who were approached by two people, also had strange expressions.

Ah, after all, it's been so long, what scene haven't they seen?Isn't it just a quarrel?Isn't it just that the content of the quarrel has no theme and the jump is large?What's this?Used to it.

Of course, this quarrel, which was not the same as usual, still brought some small, not very good changes to the port mafia.

I don't know which of these two people mentioned it first. In short, when everyone realized it, the food of the entire port mafia became... mackerel and slugs.

Although I don't know how these two people did it, in short, when everyone reacted, from the leader to the bottom, no one was spared.

emm, of course, the two adults who didn't eat in the port mafia and had a force value ceiling were not affected, nor was the lop-eared rabbit who was brought by these two people to teach.

Others, however, suffered.

In the chief's office, Ogai Mori persuaded Chuya Nakahara, and Chuya Nakahara said coolly: "Boss, do you think that guy Dazai did the right thing? It seems that you really value that guy."

Mori Ogai: "..." For some reason, I always feel that if I dare to say an answer that is biased towards Dazai-kun now, something bad will happen.

In the Lupin bar, Sakunosuke Oda persuaded Shuji Tsushima, Shuji Tsushima looked blankly: "No way, Sakuno Oda, this is a matter of a man's dignity!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "..." What does this have to do with a man's dignity?I want to eat spicy curry!

Even Oda Sakunosuke, who never complained, had this idea in his heart, which shows how serious the situation has become.

It's not that they haven't thought about going out to improve their food, but...

Recently, there have been rumors in Yokohama that "people in the port mafia like to eat mackerel/slug" and "slug pie and mackerel pie are at odds".

Can you imagine a situation where the whole world thinks you like mackerel/slug?When you go out to eat, no matter what kind of rice you order, curry or ochazuke, in short - it will definitely have something to do with these two things, even if it doesn't appear on the surface, you can still taste this taste.

Before this, Mori Ogai never thought that the cake could have mackerel/slug shape, and the baker at the cake shop said, "These two models are selling very well recently, and ah, you are from the port mafia, right? There is a little brother who asked us to take care of you specially ~ Oh, we have such a good relationship~"

Mori Ogai felt that he was about to burst.

Oda Sakunosuke is the same, he never thought that spicy curry can taste like slugs.

outrageous.

However, the boss said, "Ahaha, it looks very popular in Yokohama, so I tried to improve it, how about it? It tastes good, right?"

Oda Sakunosuke, who was about to vomit after eating slugs: "...very, very good." It was difficult for him to say this.

These two were not alone. Most members of the Port Mafia were in mixed feelings but helpless, and there were very few—some...or maybe a few.

Like Ango Sakaguchi, he was not affected at all. After all, for a social animal like him, work always comes first. As for food?talk later.

This may be an old saying in the ancient oriental country: If the city gate catches fire, it will bring disaster to the fish in the pond!But they are too wronged!

Facts have proved that this matter, persuasion-individuals alone may not work.

So, Mori Ogai called the two of them together, and persuaded their behavior earnestly, hoping that these two children who were clearly sixteen but under three years old together could stop their childish behavior.

Shuji Tsushima: "Oh." Rolling eyes JPG?.

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh." Turn around JPG?.

— Mori Ogai, the leader of the port mafia who has not been given any face: "..." Forced smile JPG?.

Mori Ogai could hardly hold back the expression on his face, he felt that he might get angry at any time, and throw the things on the desk: This kid who is on a horse can't be taught! ! !

Ogai Mori finally understands that it is not Shuji Tsushima who annoys him the most in the world, but Shuji Tsushima + Chuya Nakahara who has a bad temper. This is no longer as simple as 1+1=2!

Fortunately, Mori Ogai had great endurance and didn't lose his temper on the spot. After all, he was an adult, not to mention that this situation was not suitable.Maybe he—these two kids are getting more violent.

He tried his best to keep his expression on: "I think you both need to calm down... In this way, I happen to have two tasks in my hand, so go ahead and do them."

In short... let's move these two people away from him first, now when he sees his former capable general Chuya, he will think of...

yue...

I'm sorry I'm a little nauseated, but it's just... yue?...

You, you know.

Already mentally unwell!

The author has something to say: It is really a situation that I have never imagined... (Fuzuo) In short, um, Yokohama is occupied...Suddenly it is a sand sculpture_(:」∠)_

By the way, slugs are edible!I went to check it out, and it can be made into a dish, but I really can't imagine the taste.

In fact, the solution to the problem is quite simple, just go to a place other than Yokohama to eat!Yes, my brother-in-law went out with Akuta—but thinking about it, Akutagawa probably wouldn't care about it.

The feeling of Mercury retrograde recently is, so unlucky and annoying!Alas... I'm not done yet, but tomorrow should be ok, right?

感谢在2021-06-29?21:43:01~2021-07-01?21:27:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!