[Comprehensive History] Clothes are all over the world

"Brother, you are back!"

"Brother, you have worked hard."

"Brother, is this trip going well?"

"Brother, Dabai grabbed my kueh to eat!"

Except for the last sentence, there were conversations full of quack atmosphere one after another in the palace.

No matter how old or young the little carrot heads are, no matter what style of clothes they wear and what status they have, when they face Mu Bai, they all have only one address, which is simple, deep, and full of respect—Big Brother.

This can be regarded as a problem left over from history. When Mu Bai just returned to the palace that year, he was instructed by his father and grandfather to go around, so he naturally had no time to take care of Mu Xiaowen who also just returned to the palace.

After carefully observing that the grandparents in the palace were indeed full of kindness towards them, and that Mu Wen was brought by Empress Ma herself, Mu Bai temporarily handed over his younger brother's educational rights.

He really never worried about his younger brother being bullied. In Mu Bai's heart, his younger brother is smart, cute and smart. Who wouldn't like him?If someone doesn't like him, he must be able to beat him.

The unique growth experience predestined that Mu Wen would not be an ordinary child, whether it was courage, strength, or fighting skills, Mu Wen was not afraid of one-on-one within three years old.

Even if someone bullies him in groups, it is not easy to find someone who can run faster than him.

Even though Emperor Hongwu tried his best not to let his children be pampered, the tough grass that grows in the wild is different from the grass that grows in the garden. To survive and live in Yunnan, where animals and plants grow wildly, Mu Wen's vigilance and Response ability is not comparable to the brats in the palace.

After quietly observing the cubs who will stay in the palace for a round and making a decision, Mu Bai went out and handed over his rear to Mu Wen.

Mu Wen did not live up to his expectations. The stories he told Mu Bai since he was a child were obviously not in vain. Combining his own wonderful life experiences, the child quickly gained Approved, successfully joined the Royal Douding team.

But Mu Wen was not satisfied with this point. After a few common senses, the child immediately became the most shining star in the group with his too rich experience and the privilege of raising pets that stood out from every child.

Then...then he pushed his eldest brother up.

As a big brother, Mu Wen climbed to the top of the pyramid with overly complicated means and schemes as a child, and then began to sell fake Amway to his younger brothers. Occasionally, he threatened and lured children who saw through his Amway. In short, in the end He successfully united all the children in the palace to his side, and became the elder brother's younger brother together.

But the problem is... At that time, except for Zhu Yunqi, all the children in the palace were the sons of Emperor Hongwu, that is, the uncles of the two little grandsons.

When an uncle is called a nephew, this generation is really messy enough.

One can imagine how these young boys felt when they found out that they were being taken advantage of.At that time, neither they nor Mu Bai had gotten used to it, and they managed to lead a wave of small ones.

The sons of the vassal kings who were sent to Yingtian Mansion were also successfully led astray, and they followed their friends to call Mu Bai the eldest brother, so Mu Bai changed from the eldest brother of Zhu Yunqi and Zhu Yunxie to everyone's eldest brother==.

As everyone's big brother, Mu Bai has endured too many things that a cousin shouldn't bear in these years.

As long as he is in the capital, it is his task to teach the children enlightenment, martial arts, horse riding, and fighting. It also includes mediating disputes between cubs, comforting their homesickness, and caring about whether the children wear more or less clothes. Whether or not the clothes need to be re-sewn is his job.

Although many people felt a little strange about this assignment, but considering that Emperor Jianwen's successor was vacant and Empress Ma was getting older, everyone consciously found a reason.

But even after the crown prince is newly established and takes over all the affairs of the harem, these things are still done for nothing.

By the way, when he is too busy, the food is handed over to everyone's good third brother Mu Xiaowen, and everyone's second brother Zhu Yunqi is responsible for the homework of the cousins. One of the people we generally don't want to be named.

Mu Bai held the barking dog in one hand, picked up a child who was rushing over with the other, and placed them in the inner room of Chunhe Palace one by one. Then he calmly asked the sufferer to start complaining, With the other hand, he raised the dog's two front legs in twos and twos, making it stand against the wall, and while listening to the complaint, he took out a small bamboo board and prepared to beat the dog according to the situation.

A series of movements and attitudes are so skillful that it makes people feel distressed. Since raising this dog, it has become half of his daily life.

Mu Bai touched and touched again, but he didn't find the familiar small bamboo board in the familiar place, so he bent down to look a little puzzled, good guy, the small dark compartment has been planed a hole, not only the inside is often with the dog The small bamboo board that was in close contact with his butt disappeared, and even the carved lacquer lattice under his desk itself disappeared.

Obviously, this is not just dredging the bottom of the pot, it is even raising the pot together.

would do something like this...

When Mu Bai turned his head, he happened to meet the big dog who was peeking at him with its eyeballs. After one person and one dog met their gazes, Da Bai immediately turned his hairy head and looked innocently at the wall, as if the stained glass on it was not for decoration The window looked like a big pig's leg. After a while, Xu felt uneasy and peeked over again.

Mubai: ...

He silently raised a hand, opened a cabinet door that the dog's height would never reach, and then took out a handful of bamboo boards from inside under the dog's shocked gaze, and he didn't know if it was the dog's illusion, The bamboo board was obviously bigger than the old guy who had been bitten into scum and flung it outside.

Even a dog knows that the bigger the board, the more painful it is to beat the dog.

Relying on his previous "foresight", the dog who made a big effort immediately drooped his ears and clamped his tail, made a gesture of admitting his mistake, and even made a "wow" sound in his mouth to cover up the complainant's voice so that the owner could not hear it What a mess.

then……

Plaintiff Zhu Gaochi: "Abai robbed King Tang's bean bag"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Zhu Gaochi: "Abai pushed Prince Lu to the ground and took away the candy from his clothes."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"

Zhu Gaochi: "Uncle Tang's cloth tiger was snatched by A Bai, and it was torn to pieces. Uncle Wang is still crying... He, cough, he said he would go to the emperor's grandfather to file a complaint."

"Wang..."

Zhu Gaochi took a look at the big dog that had hidden its tail on its stomach, put its ears on its scalp, looked at him with big eyes as if begging, and shut up.

"It's okay, tell me." Mu Bai tapped the bamboo board in the palm of his hand, very aura of a responsible person and a good master: "Don't sympathize with it, it looks like this every time it begs for mercy, actively admits its mistakes and never corrects That's it."

"Woof! Woah, woof!" Dabai was very angry when he heard this sentence, why didn't Wang change it, Wang didn't bully girls now!

Mu Bai gave him a cold sideways glance, the main reason why this dog doesn't bully girls is not that it has reformed seriously, but that there are basically no little girls in the palace now.

In recent years, Emperor Hongwu has focused on his wife and has no energy to pamper the women in the harem. Naturally, no children have been born in the palace for a long time.As for the little grandchildren who were taken in to raise, they were all boys for the purpose of connecting with each other.

The queens who are about to grow up are also getting married one after another. Under the ebb and flow of 65 days, the same sky, the same sky, the same sky, the same sky, the whole Daming Palace is naturally very yang and yin, and there is nothing to be blamed by this article. The little girls bullied by Gouzi are only the aunts who play wildly with their brothers and nephews after they are a little older.

Girls develop much earlier than boys, and for the princess who has only a few years of easy and comfortable life in her life, the men of the Ming royal family are mostly pampered and pampered. In such an upbringing atmosphere, naturally no little princess It's annoying.

When Dabai dared to grab things, the girls dared to pull his tail hair.

And most importantly, if they are bullied, the girls will not be foolish enough to try to fight back by themselves, but will not hesitate to order the guards to help catch the dog.

Although Dabai was a very strong dog with sharp teeth, he was helpless against the heavily armed generals. Unless he slid fast enough, he would catch every one.

The worst defeat in his life was when he fell under the tricks of a woman. For this, Dabai paid the price of having his entire tail hair cut off, and he was ashamed of a dog for a full month. From then on, Dabai knew that the most terrifying person in the world was the elder sister who avenged her younger siblings, and she was very powerful in fighting.

"Hmm~" Seeing that the master's heart is like iron, Dabai immediately shifted the target of acting coquettishly, and looked at Zhu Gaochi with watery eyes, extremely pitiful.

But what can Zhu Gaochi do?As the oldest of the vassal kings who entered Beijing, he was also ordered by the prince to take care of his cousins.

And even if he doesn't say it now, once the news of the prince's return to the palace spreads, those little brats will immediately come to the prince to complain.Do you think you can escape?

The young man looked at the dog he had dealt with the most with pity, and then told Mu Bai the biggest bad thing this dog had done recently.

"Previously, a piece of ham was offered in the Yunnan Tribute, which was stored in the imperial dining room, and then that piece of ham...was eaten by Dabai."

Yes, the ham with nearly ten catties of meat was eaten overnight by this dog who somehow touched the imperial dining room.

Moreover, this dog is very cunning. After eating the ham, it buried the bones and residues, so no one suspected it the first time the tribute was lost, until Zhu Gaochi's third brother, who was sent to Yingtian Mansion just this year Zhu Gaosui accidentally discovered that the dog had been drinking water for the past few days, which was obviously abnormal, and everyone followed him quietly, so the dog was stolen.

At that time, His Highness the Crown Prince was still out of town, and today he is a benevolent person. In the end, the Crown Princess took the initiative and punished the dog with its half-ten-year-old meat as punishment.

Not eating meat is a big deal for dogs. Although dogs have changed from carnivores to omnivores in the long evolutionary process, who can refuse the temptation of meat?

However, in order to prevent the dog from stealing food, the princess rearranged the imperial dining room, and strictly ordered that no feeding was allowed in the palace, and even locked up the meals of the carnivorous animals in the royal zoo, unless Dabai got into the cage Have a big fight with the tiger inside, otherwise you can't expect to eat a little bit of meat.

So after digesting all the ham meat, Dabai was shocked and horrified. Of course, he also thought of various ways, but everyone in the palace received the "how much meat is fed, and the feeder will be punished for a few days without meat." For the sake of my own belly, of course I dare not feed it.

After struggling, trying hard, and begging to get around to no avail, Dabai became angry, and it began to bully Zhu Gaosui who exposed it.

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Yes, that's how shameless.

However, considering that this dog will also steal food from children, revenge on children is not so surprising.

Zhu Gaosui is only a five-year-old Douding, how can he resist this dog's bullying? After repeatedly being tripped by this elusive dog, Xiao Douding, who couldn't resist the pressure of survival, cried and went to find someone ten years older than him. The elder brother Zhu Gaochi who is many years old and not close because of getting together less and leaving more.

Zhu Gaochi and this dog have been fighting wits and courage for many years, and he has already mastered a whole set of skills to deal with Wang. When his younger brother came to him, he rolled up his sleeves and immediately went up, so under the adoring eyes of his younger brother, Dabai had another boring meal deficit.

As a result, Dabai, who had no meat to eat, got worse and worse. Taking advantage of the fact that no one who could control it was present, he tried his best to pretend in the palace. In the end, the princess couldn't bear to be troubled by it, so she directly asked someone to tie him up. Everyone can hear the dog's cry every night.

It's noisy.

So the next day the princess had someone make a muzzle for it to wear, which can be said to be very evil.

The young boys in the palace praised sister-in-law's actions one after another.

However, in front of pet owners, Zhu Gaochi certainly couldn't speak so clearly. He tried his best to use more neutral words to describe the experience of these days to the eldest brother, and said that it is not that everyone wants to abuse dogs, and it is really hard to teach. Ah, if you are going out of the palace next time, why don't you take it with you?

After finishing his speech, Zhu Gaochi wondered that His Royal Highness hadn't spoken for a long time. What's the matter? Could it be that what he said just now was too serious and hurt the pet owner's self-esteem?

As soon as Zhu Gaochi raised his head, he gasped, oh, what a big dark cloud!

"You just said... Dabai ate the ham sent by Xuanwei." His Highness the Prince's voice was very calm: "How much did Yunnan send in total?"

"Uh..." He was really not clear about this question, Zhu Gaochi hesitated, and said: "It must be thirty or fifty square meters."

Before Mu Bai could breathe a sigh of relief, Zhu Gaochi continued: "I don't know the exact number, but I just heard that His Majesty rewarded each uncle with two pieces of ham. I think there should be this number."

Mu Bai: "..."

"Ah, I know that." Mu Wen, who was watching the punishing dog with distress all the time, turned his head and sold his old father: "The ham was presented to 66 square meters in total, and His Majesty decided to send it to both the uncle and the aunt." After a while, I rewarded the Ryukyu envoy and the two wives of Mingde and Shunde."

After a pause, Mu Wen added: "Previously, during the imperial examination, the candidates recommended by the Guizhou Chief Envoy had very good results in the examination. It is said that the two wives are promoting education in the local area, and this year coincides with the Your Majesty is very happy that the Guizhou section of the Qianshu Zhou Road has been connected for ten years."

Although giving the tribute collected from Yunnan back to Yunnan makes outsiders feel a bit embarrassing, this is a very routine operation. It should be said that once ordinary products are presented as tributes, their status will be different.

Moreover, Xuanwei ham has gradually gained a reputation. Although its manufacturing technology was born out of Jinhua ham, Yunnan has a special geography and a cold climate. The meat is not as easy to spoil as Jinhua, so there is no need to use a lot of salt to preserve it. , plus it takes longer to fully cook, so the meat is fresh and tender, and it has two flavors with Jinhua ham.

Of course, the fame of Xuanwei ham has something to do with its identity.

Half of the name of Xuanwei ham, "Xuanwei", is derived from the "Xuanwei City" that was built and defended in the local area when the Ming Dynasty broke through Yunnan in the south. It can be said that its name itself contains the outstanding military exploits in the life of Emperor Hongwu.

In addition, the ham was originally made by the army that took root in the local area at that time, and later this skill was passed on to the local people by the soldiers. It can be said that Xuanwei ham also represents the family of the army and the people. This is also a new and not very well-known The reason why ingredients can be selected as tributes.

Emperor Hongwu stipulated that when localities send tributes, they can offset part of the tax amount. This is very good news for places where the tributes are agricultural by-products.

Mu Bai, who made Xuanwei ham, was also there at the time. Unfortunately, he left in a hurry and failed to eat the first batch of ham, so His Royal Highness is also very affectionate for ham.

Because of this, when he heard that his old father made a slight mistake when dividing the ham, the only leg left was one for each person, and the one that belonged to him was the one that was eaten by Dabai... His The mood is completely imaginable.

His Royal Highness put back the bamboo board he was holding in his hand, and stretched out his hand towards the wooden board placed beside him.

His hand was pulled immediately, and Mu Wen hugged his brother with both hands together: "Brother, big brother, it's not impossible, it's just a piece of ham, we can get someone to send it over!"

"Yeah, big brother, the child is still young..." Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhu Gaochi joined the ranks of intercession. Don't look at him being happy with the dog, but that is his duty. In private, he played with this dog very much. Okay, he understands that most of the dog-walking tasks are done by him, and Zhu Gaochi has also exercised four-pack abs for this reason!

"Big brother! Farewell, big brother, you finally came back, how hurtful you are!"

"Yeah, brother, it's not like Ah Bai didn't do good things, at least, at least..." A child racked his brains for a long time, and suddenly had an idea: "At least it once brought happiness!"

...Brother, it is also difficult for you to come up with this reason.

Mu Bai took a breath, calmed down the grief and indignation of not being able to eat ham, he looked deeply at the dog at home that had shrunk to the corner of the wall and trembled, turned his head to look at Zhu Gaochi and said: "Gao Chi, fourth uncle likes it." Do you have a dog?"

Zhu Gaochi:? ? ? ?

Zhu Gaochi gasped, and for some reason blurted out a sentence: "Brother, my family property is meager, and it may not be able to withstand Ah Bai's dismantling."

The author has something to say: Xiaobai: ==+

Xiaobai: The dog is big, it's time to use it.

Xiaobai: I didn't get my ham last time! ! [crying] [crying]

Xiaobai: It must be the author's conspiracy. She has no meat to eat recently, so she won't let me eat it! !