I'm not a magician

The Northern Snowfield is located at the northernmost tip of the Demon Sword Continent, covered by snow and cold all year round, few people are willing to set foot there.

But more than 500 years ago, an expelled fox orc accidentally broke into this blank world. He was cold and hungry. Just when he was about to bury himself in the snow, he discovered the secret hidden under the thick ice and snow. Treasure of -

Under the thousands of miles of snowfield, countless pure ice magic crystals are waiting for the lucky ones to dig.

Relying on his extraordinary wisdom and the gift of the goddess of luck, the fox actually established a brand new kingdom in this no man's land.At first, only the orcs who were also expelled were willing to come to this small country.But gradually, money and strength made it grow rapidly, attracting more orcs.

On the day the Fox King passed away, the kingdom finally had a name on the mainland. It was called the Norse Empire, but everyone preferred to call it the Northland.

Although the Norse Empire has only a short history of 500 years, it is very rich, and it can also protect the wealth well, because the orc warriors on the land are united and strong.

So, please bring enough gold coins, and don't provoke any orcs.

Ji Chi stood beside the teleportation array, taking advantage of the time before the opening of the teleportation array in the Northland, he frowned and read the travel guide to the Northland that he bought for two silver coins.

He was absolutely sure that this guide must have been written by some orc. It didn't have the slightest point. Instead, he wrote a lot of useless history, and it seemed to be copied from a certain historical record.

The two silver coins were wasted like this.

Ji Chi reluctantly rolled up the guidebook and stuffed it into the windbreaker coat in his hand.

The windproof coat he was holding in his hand was given to him by Bud before he left. The coat was a dazzling bright red, extremely thick, and without any aesthetic appeal, it looked like an enlarged version of a firecracker.

Ji Chi originally refused in his heart, but Bader told him his history of blood and tears earnestly.

"I'm not Fitos, of course I know it's ugly as hell!" Bud has been disgusted with Fitos for everything he does recently, "Of course a coat made of fur is warm and light, but you're going to the Northland! Tell me, what is the most popular in the Northland?"

Ji Chi: "...orcs?"

"Wrong! It's fur!" Bud recalled the past, heartbroken, "Although the orcs don't treat animals without intelligence as their own kind, it doesn't mean that you'll be fine if you wear their fur!"

"Especially wolf fur and fox fur coats! Don't even think about it! You will be beaten to death by the supporters of the beast gods and the royal family!" Bud was silent for a while, and added, "Don't ask me how I know."

Ji Chi: "..." Okay, I won't ask you, but I can imagine it.

Bud: "And put away your disgusting eyes immediately! Do you know what red represents?"

Ji Chi: "...a symbol of the bravery and warlikeness of the orcs?"

"Wrong! It's eye-catching!" Bud was deeply saddened, "On the white snow field, it's not just you, there are also many huge orcs with bad eyes..."

Ji Chi: "..." Okay, needless to say, I get it, can't I wear it?

While he was recalling, the teleportation array in Beidi finally lit up. Ji Chi walked into the teleportation array and put on the red-hot overcoat calmly.

Because he found that he was not the most outrageously dressed person. Beside him, there were people of yellow, green, blue, and purple. They were as colorful as the Teletubbies.

Presumably, he was also scared of being stepped on by the orcs with thick nerves.

There is only one teleportation magic circle from St. Tri to the Northland, and the destination is King North City.When the light in front of him dissipated, the rough and magnificent buildings of the Northern Kingdom stood in front of him.

It was a world of ice and snow, and the whole world was filled with monotonous black, white and gray.

The gray masonry building stood silently in the cold wind, with warm firelight shining through the windows, the wide road was covered with snow, and the sleigh cart driven by the orc ran over the road, leaving dark rut marks.

Of course, there are also a group of colorful Teletubbies, most of them are composed of three races: humans, dwarves and elves. These three races have no fur, and they are not afraid of the cold like demons and undead. They all wrap themselves into a ball, slowly Tuntun was walking on the side of the road.

But what surprised Ji Chi was that there were still many angels here.

Of course, being the proudest race, they disdain to wear anything but white.Their whole bodies were covered by pure white wing feathers, and their big white wings flapped behind their backs, supporting them to soar high in the snowy sky.

"Hey! Are you angels who just came here? Why did you fly to the sky! Come down quickly!" There was a rough roar from the side, it was an orc patrol, he looked up at the angels with a rough and high voice The sound made the snow on the roof rustle and fall.

Not only did the angels in the sky ignore his words, but they also looked at him with downcast eyes and a contemptuous smile while flying over the patrol's head.

The guard frowned and continued to shout: "Come down quickly! The cold wind is very frequent this season!"

As soon as the words fell, the icy cold wind unique to the North was howling, and the blade-like wind was mixed with ice edges and snowflakes, cutting on the bare skin.

The people on the ground quickly raised their arms to protect their heads and faces, and found a corner with great experience to avoid the cold wind under the shelter of the building.

Ji Chi experienced this for the first time. He felt his face hurt from being blown, he gasped suddenly, and couldn't help but touch the side of his face with his cold fingers, where the wind blew a thin The blood clotted in the wound before it flowed out.

"Cold can cause penetrating damage. I almost forgot about it." Ji Chi pulled out the panel and glanced at his stats. The wind is also punished by temperature. The gust of wind just now broke through the limit of cold resistance and deducted 1 point of his blood volume.

The real thick-skinned Ji Chi was hurt, not to mention the angels flying in the sky to meet the cold wind from all directions.

With a scream of misery, the white wing feathers were like large flakes of snow, blowing on the street one after another, and three or four figures frozen to death fell from mid-air and smashed into the snow with a few slaps.

The guard turned into a prototype before the cold wind blew, and his body was covered with a layer of solid and warm long hair.

He shook the wing feathers stuck to the long fur, and yelled again at the place where the angel fell: "Everyone pay attention to your feet! Don't step on—"

"Ahhh—" The scream sounded again.

"Huh? Did you hear something? Did you step on something?"

"No, I have watched the road carefully, and they are all walking on white snow."

"That's good. A lot of disobedient angels are flying in the sky recently, and they will fall down when the wind blows. They scare the bears to death, and they will step on them if they are not careful."

"Ah, it's so scary, let's walk carefully..."

Two giant brown bears that turned into prototypes to fight against the cold wind passed by Ji Chi while chatting.

Ji Chi: "..." Are you all so big about being raging?

Ji Chi breathed out a mouthful of white mist speechlessly, and wrapped his fiery red clothes tightly around his body. Rather than being stepped on for no reason, he should be honest and be a firecracker.

He stood on the street to identify the direction, and soon discovered an interesting thing, this country does not seem to like to use words, they prefer to use simple and crude graphics to express meaning.

A tavern is a wooden sign with a picture of a wine glass erected at the entrance of the store, a hotel is like a bed hanging on the roof, a weapon store is a sword and shield colliding together, and a clothing store is the outline of a suit of clothes.

Among other things, it is quite conspicuous in the snow.

Ji Chi quickly accepted this setting. He looked around and walked towards a messily engraved sign. If he guessed correctly, it should be a grocery store.

The walls and doors of the Beiguo building are much thicker than other places. Ji Chi took a little effort to push open the door of the grocery store, and the oncoming heat made him squint his eyes comfortably.

This grocery store occupies a large area, but the product models on the shelves are several times the normal size, making the whole store cramped and crowded.

"What do you need to buy, man?" A soft voice came from behind the messy counter.

Ji Chi couldn't find the source of the sound for a while, so he looked around in place.

He didn't hear an answer, and there was a click from the back of the counter, and a palm-sized snow-white rabbit in a shirt jumped up from the rocking chair and squatted on the stacked gift boxes to look at him.

"A human?!" the rabbit cried out in surprise, its red eyes widened in disbelief. "It's still a thin human! My God! Your face is so small! Can you beat your brother for dinner?"

Ji Chi: "...I haven't competed with my brother for dinner."

Rabbit: "Oh, yes, you humans usually only have one, two or three, unlike my family, where there are eight brothers in my litter alone."

Rabbit sighed and tilted his head to look at him: "Then you must be a very special human being. I have never seen anyone who can open my shop door."

As it spoke, it nuzzled its three-petal mouth behind him.

Ji Chi looked back, only to realize that there was also a shelf behind the shop door, covered with thick armor and shields.

"Tell me, strange human, what are you looking for?" The rabbit raised its front paws and squinted at him.

Ji Chi looked at the stranger rabbit: "I want a map of the Northland."

The Rabbit God shook his tail on the ground: "The Northland is so big that no one can draw a map of the entire Northland. Which area do you want?"

Ji Chi: "From here to the fortress."

The rabbit froze, and its ears jumped straight: "Fortress? You are going to the border fortress!"

Ji Chi blinked, looking at it vigilantly: "... yes."

"Take me, take me!" The snow-white ball suddenly jumped up and down on the counter, and Chao Jichi repeatedly begged, "My dream is to go there in person one day! I have been there since I was six months old. Let's get ready!"

Then you are really hardworking... Ji Chi admires its perseverance, but he is not there for sightseeing, not to mention that the most important thing in the fortress is danger, a little white rabbit can't even have enough gaps between the teeth of wild animals filled.

Ji Chifei quickly refused: "Sorry, I can't take you with me."

The rabbit's ears fell down with a snap, and it was not reconciled: "Why? I only occupy such a small space!" It rolled itself into a small ball, which looked no bigger than Ji Chi's fist.

Ji Chi saw that its fluffy hands were a little itchy, and his fingertips twitched slightly, but he turned around firmly: "Is there no map? Then I'll go to another grocery store."

"Wait, wait!" the rabbit screamed, and it jumped under the counter, scratching at the pile of sundries with its short front legs, and soon emerged with a roll of maps, its snow-white fluff still stained. He picked up some dust, "Hey, this is the map of the frontier fortress that I sorted out with my own hands, just treat it as a gift from me. If you can't take me with you, please take my dream with you..."

Ji Chi took the map in a pitiful tone, opened it and took a look. It was indeed an extremely detailed map. Several routes from Wangcheng to the frontier were drawn on the map, and each route was marked with The month and weather are suitable for walking. What's more commendable is that the area of ​​the frontier fortress has been circled several times, which seems to be rare rest camps.

Ji Chi was very satisfied, and his tone towards the rabbit was much gentler: "Thank you for the map, by the way, are there any items in the store that are suitable for the journey?"

He could feel the care of the map just by looking at it, so he didn't want to take the rabbit's hard work in vain—then buy more goods in the store, anyway, the most important thing he lacks is gold coins.

Rabbit raised his head and turned his red eyes around the shelves: "Yes, you'd better bring more food and fuel, there won't be any warm hotels for you to rest along the way."

Ji Chi nodded: "There's no need for food, I brought a lot of sandwiches."

"Sandwiches?!" The rabbit seemed to be very fussy, "No, bro! Sandwiches are not a good idea in the Northlands, you need these!"

The rabbit pointed to the shelves next to them with its short fingers: "This is the food that the warriors need!"

Ji Chi stared at the long dark brown stick-shaped objects in a daze. He always thought they were some kind of stick-shaped weapons, until he leaned forward and sniffed them lightly, only to find that they were all extremely hard jerky.

It didn't taste good at first glance, Ji Chi wrinkled his nose in disgust.

The rabbit saw what he was thinking and shook his head: "This is the most popular food for adventurers in the Northland! You can use it as a weapon, cook it as food, and throw it out as bait...Trust me! There is no one. The food will be better than it!"

Although Ji Chi didn't think he could use them, he still bought an entire shelf of jerky under the recommendation of the rabbit.

He put five gold coins in front of the rabbit, saying goodbye to this strange and enthusiastic little white rabbit: "Thank you again for the map, I will remember to bring you a souvenir."

The rabbit was not very happy, and shook his tail to show that he heard it.

A cold wind happened to blow outside the shop, Ji Chi waited at the door for the wind to die down before walking towards the outskirts of Wangcheng.He was so focused on his way that he didn't realize that a smaller door opened under the wooden door behind him, and a small snow-white figure jumped out of it, blending perfectly into the white snow.

Ji Chi held the map in his hand to identify the direction. On the map, he saw a recommended mount shed, where he could buy the most suitable monsters for running in the snow, for adventurers to drive on the desolate and vast snow field.

He walked according to the map, and it didn't take long before he came to a huge shed.The land in the North Land is worthless, and all the buildings are bold and unrestrained, and this shed for mounts is no exception. It covers an area much larger than the auditorium of the Magic Academy.

He walked for a long time before he came to a wooden sign poked in the snow. There were two symmetrical antlers painted on the wooden sign, and there was also a line written in the lingua franca of the continent [Marcus Mount Store].

Beside the wooden sign, an uncle with moose horns on his head took a look at Ji Chi. He knew the purpose of Ji Chi's coming here when he saw the bright clothes, and said, "Where are you going, little brother?"

"The town of Newt." Ji Chi mentioned the town closest to the fortress.

Uncle Marcus nodded and stood up. He was a full three meters tall. Ji Chi raised his head following his movements in amazement, his eyes full of envy.

Marcus silently led a very beautiful monster that looked like a reindeer from the depths of the shed. It was two or three times larger than the reindeer on Earth, and Ji Chi couldn't reach its shoulder even with his hands raised.

"This kid's name is Xiaolu. It's not fast, but it's the most suitable for long-distance treks. It's no problem to run for two days in a row." After Marcus finished speaking, he closed his mouth and stared at Ji Chi.

It seems that this uncle doesn't like to talk very much. Ji Chi stepped forward and stroked the thick and thick hair of the deer, and continued to introduce without embarrassing the dull uncle: "It's very beautiful, can I buy it?"

Marcus looked at Ji Chi for a while, then nodded: "Yes, you smell like a good person."

He took the one hundred gold coins from Ji Chi, and silently put on the reins and the large sled for the deer.

After setting up the sled, the uncle thought about it, and then took out a delicate wooden box from the shed and put it in the middle of the sled: "I wish you all the best."

Ji Chi thanked him for his kindness, touched the docile giant excitedly, flicked the reins lightly, the deer shook its head and snorted, and ran forward with slender and powerful legs, splashing behind the sled. There was a wave of snow dust.

The sleigh drove away from the city smoothly, and the monsters were running on the endless snow field. It seemed that Ji Chi was the only one left in the vast world, silently experiencing freedom and loneliness.

"Wow - that's how it looks outside the king's city! It's so beautiful!" A shrill voice suddenly came from the wooden box in the center of the sled.

Ji Chi was so frightened that his heart skipped a beat. He hurriedly climbed into the middle of the sled, grabbed the box and growled in disbelief: "Why are you here?!"

The snow-white rabbit opened its three-petal mouth and gave him a coquettish smile.