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"What, what is this?!" Wu Xie stammered.

The fat man lifted the bag in his hand and said casually, "Go into the water."

"Get into the water? Who's into the water?" Wu Xie was dumbfounded.

The fat man was amused: "Who else could it be? Pigs, cows, sheep, chickens...these animals are thrown into the water. Our village killed a lot of animals during the Chinese New Year. I went door-to-door and collected all the animals they didn't want. They are all here. !"

Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief immediately, he thought that the fat man and the dull man had done something terrible behind his back.

"Hey, what do you think it is?" The fat man asked when he saw Wu Xie's expression was not right.

Wu Xie didn't have the nerve to say that he thought the two of them had killed someone, so he made it up casually: "Oh, I thought it was going into the water..."

"..." The corner of the fat man's mouth twitched, and he asked the dull man: "What's wrong with your brother? You're sleepy before you start to boil thirty years?"

Dumber was afraid that Wu Xie would attract extra people if he started a quarrel, so he explained to him: "Go to the village chief's house."

Having said that, Wu Xie's attention was indeed attracted a lot, he only gave the fat man a look, and asked, "What are you doing there? Give him a gift?"

Wu Xie looked at the bag in the fat man's hand in embarrassment, wondering if it would be thrown out?

Who knows, Bodan'er nodded, and said something meaningful: "Yes, a gift."

As a result, the death squad came back out of the rivers and lakes...

The small courtyard of the village chief's house is not much larger than other houses, but it is superior in that the courtyard wall is relatively high, and the house is spacious and bright enough. Some sycophants in the village often say that the village chief's house is a dignified courtyard. Big family.

At this time, the three children were squatting at the base of the wall and discussing how to climb up to the tall courtyard behind them. Finally, the fat man did his part and patted his chest to come up with an idea: "How about this, stacking arhats, step on me first, and then go up." Pull me again."

It's a good idea, and it went smoothly when the boring man practiced it, but when it came to Wu Xie, the fat man suffered a little: "Ah...you are stepping on my face...oh my god...it hurts! Ah!"

The fat man stood at the bottom and screamed for a while. After Wu Xie finally climbed up the wall with his little butt, he turned around and apologized: "I'm sorry, fat man, I never did this..."

The fat man rubbed his fat face and waved his hands: "No, it's okay, just pull me up."

Boggy and Wu Xie worked together—basically Boggy was doing the hard work—to pull the fat man up against the wall, and the three of them began to sneak a peek at the village chief's house.

The wall here is just facing the window of the village chief’s house. Their family’s reunion dinner has not yet been finished. On the table are lamb’s head meat, stewed lamb’s feet, sauced beef, stewed meat vermicelli, stewed chicken, roast duck, sweet and sour Fish, and red and green vegetables and big white rice.

Wu Xie swallowed his saliva watching, the fat man spat and asked in a low voice, "How are you doing? Do you want to do it?"

Duan Daner looked at the family eating and drinking in the room, and then at the kitchen where the light was still on, and turned to Fatty and Wu Xie and said, "Wait here."

Before the fat man could talk to Wu Xie, the dull man jumped into the village chief's house, Wu Xie was so scared that he almost cried out, but fortunately the fat man had the foresight to cover his mouth: "Shh, believe your brother, he is very powerful. "

Wu Xie nodded foolishly, and then watched the dull man sneak into the kitchen of the village chief's house.

Wu Xie blinked, and suddenly said strangely: "Eh? Why doesn't the village chief's dog bark?"

The fat man chuckled, and told Wu Xie in a low voice: "I asked my second son to feed his family Wangcai some medicine in the morning, and he is probably sleeping soundly now!"

When Wu Xie heard this, he laughed like a little fox.

Not long after, Bodan slipped out of the kitchen, holding two oil-paper bags in his arms, Wu Xie's eyes lit up, and he asked Fatty in a daze, "Fatty, what did my brother get?"

The fat man laughed at him: "Look at your bear, what can you get out of the kitchen? It's delicious!"

"You're such a bear!"

The two of them quarreled and pulled the boring boy up to the wall, Wu Xie walked up to his brother, and obediently asked, "Brother, what did you get?"

Bonny patted his head and coaxed him: "Go home and eat."

The fat man was dumbfounded: "Huh? What about me?"

Dumber glanced at him, he heard everything that the fat man said just now Wu Xie, so: "If you want to eat, make it yourself."

The fat man smashed his mouth, rolled his eyeballs, thinking about his heart, but he didn't change his expression for the time being, after all, there are more important things to do right now, so he changed the subject and asked the dull man: "Then when will we Do big things?"

The dull man took a look at the village chief's house, handed the oiled paper bag in his arms to Wu Xie for safekeeping, and then stood on the wall and weighed the sewage brought by the fat man.

"It's a bit heavy," said Bodan'er.

"Then pour it out?" Fatty suggested.

Duandan shook his head, thought for a while and turned to ask Wu Xie: "Are you waiting outside?"

Wu Xie hugged the oiled paper bag tightly, shook his head firmly, what a joke, he vowed to advance and retreat with Brother Poor!How can you get away with it? !

"Okay, you two are ready to run." Bodaner finally confessed.

The bag in his hand was a bit heavy, but if it was too light, he was not sure that he could break the glass of the village chief's house.He and Fatty have been planning what happened today for half a year.Keeping silent for a long time will only make others gain an inch. He has understood this truth since he was a child. Now, he is going to resist.

"Brother, come on!"

"Stupid, just follow what we practiced before, you will definitely do it!"

Dumber took the bloody bag into the water, got lucky, and then aimed at the dining table of the village chief's house with all his strength and threw it over!

Just listen to "啪——哗啦"!

Fatty and Wu Xie jumped off the wall as soon as Boggy made a move, and the three of them ran desperately under the background sound of children crying and adults yelling.

The wind of the twelfth lunar month was whistling in my ears, and it was blowing on my face like a small knife. Wu Xie was panting, and Boggy had tightly held his hand when he jumped off the wall.

The three of them ran for a while and stopped when they felt that no one was chasing after them. Wu Xie was out of breath, but he didn't forget to hug Bodaner tightly and hand him the oil paper bag...

"Hahahahahahahahaha! It's so refreshing!!!" The fat man leaned on his knee and laughed.

Wu Xie foolishly smiled as he hugged his precious oil-paper bag, even Duan Dan rarely showed a smiling face.

After a while, the village in the distance began to make noise. The reunion dinner at the village head's house was ruined by a pile of stinky and bloody sewage. He would definitely not swallow his anger, but the boring and fat man were not afraid. If you keep on fighting, the village head will get older anyway, but they are just in their youth.

Wu Xie secretly opened the oiled paper bag, tore a piece of sauced beef and brought it to Mandan'er's mouth, and said happily: "Brother, you are a great hero! Come and eat a piece!"

Bonker ate the meat with Wu Xie's hand, and raised his hand to stroke Wu Xie's head.

At this time, the fat man came over and said to Wu Xie with a smile on his face: "Naive, you really love your brother~ Oh, don't say it, your brother loves you too. I have never seen such a good brother like you when I grow up." Sons!"

Wu Xie proudly raised her head and said, "That's~!"

Dumber glanced at the fat man, and didn't know what to think of. He reached out and handed the other oil-paper bag in Wu Xie's arms to the fat man. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "You've worked hard too."

The fat man raised his eyebrows and smiled inexplicably.

The author has something to say: The offal is animal offal, which refers to things that cannot be eaten and must be thrown away.

A child said before that she went to the village head's house to spill dog blood. Although it is not very accurate, it is almost the same. 233333

By the way, the story in this chapter is what Dad Dandan did when he was a child. . . . .But what they threw was a dead dog _(:з」∠)_