Village grass Zhang stuffy egg

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5..."

Wu Xie started counting, and the fat man and the others hurriedly hid in the depths of the sorghum field, and Bo Daner hugged Xiao Hei and stared at the direction where the fat man ran away. If you look carefully, his ears are still moving. As if listening to something.

"...96, 97, 98, 99, 100! I'm done counting!" Wu Xie said aggressively, "Where shall we go first?"

Boggy looked around, stroked Xiao Hei's head, and made a "shh" motion on his lips.

Wu Xie shrank her neck exaggeratedly, as if she could reduce her sense of existence.

Bonker hugged Xiao Hei, pulled Wu Xie up again, and walked in one direction... He tried his best to move the sorghum pole lightly, and after walking a few steps, he put Xiao Hei on the ground and let it run around , so that there was a lot of noise all around.

Wu Xie watched Xiao Hei squeeze and create chaos, suddenly became excited, and couldn't help but secretly asked Bobby: "Brother, are you trying to confuse them?"

Mendaner nodded, pointed to the front, and whispered, "Fatty."

Surprised, Wu Xie squeezed to the front and took a closer look, then shook her head puzzledly at Bodaner, expressing that she couldn't see it.

Bonker pointed to his ear, meaning he heard it.

Wu Xie smiled like a little fox.

The two sneaked forward, and after walking a few more steps, Mendaner looked at Xiao Hei's movements, turned his head and gestured to Wu Xie to turn right, Wu Xie smiled and nodded, the two little " "Devil" just disappeared in the sorghum field...

After going around in a moderate circle, Mendaner made a stop gesture, and Wu Xie also bowed his waist and held his breath, because he had also vaguely seen the fat man's broad back.

Dumber knew that they would be discovered if they went any further, and the only way was to make a quick decision, so he turned around and asked Wu Xie to wait where he was, and went up to arrest them alone.Although Wu Xie was reluctant, she also knew that Fatty was not someone to mess with, so she gave Bonny a thumbs up to cheer him on.

Mendaner gathered himself together, counted 321 silently in his heart, and then jumped out towards the fat man. Hearing the sound, the fat man wanted to run immediately, but he was still a step slower, and was caught by the mandanger by his vest and then stopped. arm, followed by a small grappling hand to press the person to the ground.

"Oh! Good job brother! Hahaha, fat man, are you convinced?!" Wu Xie didn't keep silent when he saw that the fool had succeeded.

"Ah! Ouch, where did you learn this strange trick?! Let go, let me go!" Fatty screamed and lay on the ground, twisting and twisting a small piece of sorghum...

"Hmph, this is my brother's new martial arts! Otherwise, how do you think Qi Yu and the others were beaten away?" Wu Xie walked up to the fat man with a proud face, knelt down and asked him: "Tell me, you Surrender or be shot?"

The fat man glared at Wu Xie, and he was about to die generously: "You shoot me! I will not rebel even if I die!"

"Yo? Didn't see it, you're pretty tough?" Wu Xie smiled.

At this time, the dull boy looked around, thought for a while and said to the fat man, "I'm dead, I'm going to call you a fool."

"Uh..." Fatty's eyes fluttered.

Wu Xie rolled his eyes, and said to Duan Daner: "Brother, you are wrong to say that, the fat man is a hero, so he doesn't care what idiots he calls in the village, even if Sister Caiyun hears it, it doesn't matter. At worst, I won’t have the face to see people in the future~”

Then he patted Fatty's face again and asked, "Is that right, Fatty?"

"..." Fatty smacked his mouth guiltily.

Wu Xie didn't seem to notice the fat man's wavering, so he pointed his hands at the fat man's head like a cock, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, when you call, I will definitely remember to call Sister Caiyun to go with you Look~ So, goodbye?"

"Wait, wait!" The fat man raised his eyeballs, staring at Wu Xie and yelling loudly: "You are too naive! You still want to be called Caiyun?! Then my fame is not for nothing?! No way! I choose to surrender, to surrender!"

Wu Xie blinked and pretended to be puzzled: "Eh? Then you are not a hero?"

Dumber secretly pursed his lips into a smile, and the grip on his hands had already been loosened.

Taking advantage of the situation, the fat man took his arm out of the boring man's hand, rolled over and sat up, rubbing his arm and saying, "Damn... If you surrender, you surrender! Isn't there such a saying? It's good to have eyesight!" That woman's arms are the hero's grave!"

Wu Xie couldn't help laughing: "The one who knows current affairs is called a hero, and the gentle township is a hero's tomb!"

The fat man waved his hand impatiently: "What is love! I don't understand that! Anyway, it's not true. It's better to admit a coward than to let Caiyun see my joke!"

Wu Xie listened to the fat man laughing non-stop, and Bonny shook his head when he saw the fat man. He stood up and looked into the distance, then put two fingers into his mouth, and whistled melodiously.

The sorghum field not far away suddenly started to move because of the whistle, and after a while, the meaty little Hei ran up to Bodan'er, rubbing his fleshy body against his feet, and then raised his head again. Raising his front paws to pounce on Wu Xie, Wu Xie happily hugged Xiao Hei into his arms, and praised it for its cleverness.

"I said Commander Boring, what should we do next?" the fat man asked.

Dumber looked at him, and asked naturally, "Where are they?"

"...how do I know?!" the fat man said in astonishment.

"Why don't you know? You are their leader!" Wu Xie chimed in.

The fat man was speechless: "Hey, I think you two are being unreasonable? When we came out, we scattered and ran away, unlike the two of you, who kept huddling together!"

"But you were friends before we played this game, I don't believe you didn't discuss it before!" Wu Xie poked the fat man's chest.

The fat man was helpless: "Okay, okay, we did discuss it, but it was just a tactic."

"What tactics?" Wu Xie asked.

The fat man looked at Bonny, then pointed at Wu Xie and laughed twice, and said, "It's a tactic to catch you first."

"Hey!" Wu Xie was not happy, this was blatant discrimination!

On the other hand, Dumber looked thoughtful after hearing this. He had an idea, but it was not appropriate for him to say it, so he looked at the fat man.

The fat man understood, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth. He has a lot of emotions. He doesn't want to offend his dear brother and let me be a bad guy? !

But the fat man was really not afraid that Wu Xie would be in a hurry with him, so he said, "I have an idea!"

Sure enough, Wu Xie asked curiously, "What's your idea?"

"You're the bait." The fat man said concisely, as if possessed by a dull egg.

Wu Xie's black line.

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