Heavenly Master Digging Carrots Online

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On this day, Ruan Liuqing buried herself in the vegetable field and cried until the sky was dark, no matter who persuaded her, it was useless.

The already fertile land became watery due to the watering of his tears, and some vegetable seedlings even broke free from the shackles of the soil and floated up, floating limply on the surface of the sea of ​​tears.

"If he continues to cry like this, will he cry himself to death? If he cries to death, will Brother Yu want us to be buried with him?" Fang Mu stared at Ruan Liuqing, who was crying to death in the vegetable field, and deeply felt sorry for himself. worry about the future.

Chu Qiu murmured, "Why don't we help him?"

The two looked at each other—reached a consensus!

For the safety of the whole family, Fang Mu and Chu Qiu "pulled" Ruan Liuqing out of the vegetable field, and crammed him with "Cheats on Chasing Husbands" and modern love scriptures.

Ruan Liuqing's eyes became brighter and brighter from being ignorant at the beginning, he clenched his fists, filled with fighting spirit instantly: "I will!"

Chu Qiu hesitated and asked, "Are you sure you will? Did you understand?"

Ruan Liuqing was full of confidence: "Of course! I'm different from ordinary people like you. I'm a quick learner."

Fang Mu gave him a big roll of eyes: "I hope you won't be slapped in the face."

Ruan Liuqing frowned: "He often slaps me in the face, why?"

Fang Mu: "..."

He looked at Ruan Liuqing's face carefully, and said firmly, "He must be jealous that you look better than him."

Ruan Liuqing: "But I think he's prettier than me, he's really... good-looking."

Fang Mu looked at him with a look of distaste for the spring in the corner of his mouth. Sure enough, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it's a pity that idiot is in the eye of beauty.

Chu Qiu touched him with his elbow: "What are you doing? Why are you sighing?"

Fang Mu: "It's nothing, it's just that the single dog ate too much dog food and hiccupped."

Chu Qiu: "..."

In the bedroom, You Yu was sitting in front of the desk. On the computer screen on the desk was the picture of Ruan Liuqing and the three of them sitting on the sofa chatting.

The white cat Huanhuan squatting on the table yawned, glanced at him, and said lazily: "You see, you are hypocritical. If you like each other, just get along well. Why are you making such an awkward situation?"

You Yu stared at the screen expressionlessly, the three of them finished discussing, and were about to spread out to rest, he turned his eyes away, hugged the cat in his arms, and stroked his hair: "I don't know either. "

Mao Huanhuan narrowed her eyes comfortably: "I don't know? Are you still arguing if you don't know? Are you bored?"

You Yu was silent for a while, and said, "Huanhuan, how do you talk about love? You have more experience than me, teach me?"

Huanhuan: "Just one more time than you, and it still ended badly. Are you sure you want to listen? I think what they said just now is good, you can learn from it."

You Yu: "That's what they taught Ruan Liuqing. It's not suitable for me. If I learn it, won't I bump into his moves? How embarrassing."

Huanhuan was speechless: "What kind of brain circuit is this? If he likes you, go for it. Why are you so hypocritical? It's not that he doesn't like you, he's already asleep..."

You Yu interrupted him in a low voice: "His likes may be different from mine."

Huanhuan: "What's the difference? Didn't he say he understood just now, and he has liked you since before, can this not be a lie?"

You Yu: "It's just an illusion caused by emotional dependence. In the past, there was only me in his world, and he only revolved around me. It was a kind of dependent liking, not the kind of liking about love."

Huanhuan: "Then how can you be sure that your liking for him is the kind of love, and not influenced by his life soul orb? You have to know that the life soul orb is equal to his soul body, and all his emotions are condensed in it , then do you like him from the bottom of your heart, or do you think you like him because of the Fate Soul Orb?"

You Yu remained silent, and only after a while did he say, "What do you want to do? Persuade division or peace?"

Huanhuan glared at him, glared at him and said, "You can't die of hypocrisy! Love whoever you want, you two idiots!"

Huanhuan bowed and was about to jump off, planning to go to sleep in her own nest, so as not to be out of sight.You Yu grabbed his tail and whispered, "Don't go."

Huanhuan snorted, but stayed.He glanced at the screen and snorted, "What is this idiot doing?"

On the screen, Ruan Liuqing returned to the living room at some point, and the coffee table was covered with all kinds of weird things.

He focused on picking and picking among those things. After picking for a while, the pile of things was quickly sorted and neatly arranged.

You Yu suddenly raised his hand and shook it in front of the screen, and the computer screen immediately returned to normal.

Huanhuan was a little upset when he was interrupted halfway through the play: "What are you doing, keep watching and see what he's doing."

You Yu nodded on his forehead: "It's time to shut up, rest."

Huanhuan meowed a few times, angrily twisted the catwalk and went back to the nest.

You Yu turned off the light, sat on the bay window and watched the night outside the window.

The biting cold wind whistled lowly outside the window, making the quiet bedroom look extraordinarily deserted on this early winter night.

However, the heart of the person on the bay window was warm, as if a cluster of flames were burning in his heart, which just rightly surrounded his whole body with a wave of warmth.

Under the moonlight, the white and slender hand was pressed to the cheek, and You Yu propped his head and looked out the window quietly in a daze.

Ruan Liuqing's face on the screen just now flashed in his mind, it was a focused and cautious face.

"What surprises will there be tomorrow?" You Yu murmured.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he was stunned for a moment, and then he covered his face and sighed, "It's really hypocritical."

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The next day, what awaited You Yu was not the surprise in his imagination, but a new round of "scares".

He just went downstairs to go out to the courtyard to bask in the sun, so that his body, which was about to become moldy after being nestled in the room for a few days, could see the sky.

Then, the scene in the living room directly turned him into a violent beast, and the bones of his moldy body almost fell apart.

"Ruan Liuqing! What are you doing?!"

Ruan Liuqing, who was posing on the sofa, was so frightened that he immediately jumped behind the sofa, and the flowing gauze skirt drew a coquettish arc in the air, and followed him away with a "swish".

There were bursts of ding ding ding sounds from the mobile phone placed on the coffee table, as well as the system's reminder sound for swiping gifts.

With a livid face, You Yu waved his hand at the coffee table, and the phone made a sound of "Puff", and died.

Grinding his teeth, he said coldly, "Get out of here."

"I don't." Ruan Liuqing didn't dare to show her face, she hid behind the sofa and hurriedly changed clothes.

"Are you sure?" You Yu sneered.

"Sure!" Ruan Liuqing was terrified but determined.

"Okay." You Yu smiled angrily, nodded, and glanced at the living room, "What about the others? Turn yourself in and get punished lightly, otherwise, don't blame me."

No one responded.

Ruan Liuqing was wearing a gauze dress with a complicated pattern, and the innocence and seduction in it. Fang Mu and Chu Qiu had to spend a long time putting it on for him.

He couldn't take it off for a long time. Hearing You Yu's voice, he was even more anxious. If it wasn't for the order "no magic spells", he would have taken it off a long time ago.

Slow footsteps began to come towards him, Ruan Liuqing was frightened into a cold sweat, and his hands were even more flustered, and he exerted force suddenly.

stab-

You Yu: "..."

He had just walked around behind the sofa, and happened to witness the exciting scene of Ruan Liuqing tearing up his clothes, and Ruan Liuqing stood there in a daze like an egg that had been peeled off its shell.

Ruan Liuqing raised her head slowly, the panic in her eyes was about to overflow: "I...my... woo woo woo, I was wrong!"

He knelt down with a plop, and his movements were so skillful that it made people feel distressed.

The corners of You Yu's mouth twitched, he didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh for a moment, his throat felt dry for a while, and he said dryly after a while: "You are so talented, you dare to betray your appearance?"

Ruan Liuqing was frightened, and when she stepped forward to hug him, she cried aggrievedly: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish

Two people hiding in the kitchen: "!!!"

Fang Mu squeezed his eyes: What should I do?

Chu Qiu stared at the knife holder next to him: put away the weapon first!