Heavenly Master Digging Carrots Online

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After that day, You Yu became autistic again, and this time he upgraded to autism 3.0, not only trapped himself in the room, but even set up a barrier on the entire second floor, no one can get close.

It's just that this time Ruan Liuqing didn't harass him every now and then, because Ruan Liuqing had disappeared since being kicked out that day with a black nose and a swollen face.

Chu Qiu returned to City Y the next day, where his work and home were.Although he wanted to learn cooking from Ruan Liuqing, he had no choice but to go back under the current situation.

He was really terrified in those two days, and he had to go back to settle down in a normal living environment first.

Fang Mu nestled on the sofa with the cat in his arms, feeding the cat and watching the dog eat.

The continuous life in the past two days made him drowsy, and the cat almost fell from his hand several times.After doing this several times, the cat became angry, and when it pawed down, Fang Mu's hand had a few more paw prints.

"..." Fang Mu covered the back of his hand and looked at the cat speechlessly, "Brother Cat, if you don't bring someone like you, why don't you just take a nap, and the bottle hasn't been turned over yet."

Maomao snorted contemptuously, and continued to drink milk "ton ton ton".

Seeing its arrogant appearance, Fang Mu became interested, took the bottle out of its mouth, and said with a chuckle: "If you hit someone, you want to pretend that nothing happened? No milk is allowed without an apology."

"Oh, it's different now, you little kitten can't turn the world upside down now, if you don't obey me again, I'll cut off all your nails! Do you understand?" Fang Mu shook the bottle in a loud voice.

Ever since he learned that Shi Huan is now just an extraordinary cat, not a demon, Fang Mu has always thought about bullying it, trying to restore some dignity to his former self.

It's just that he forgot that the most important thing for a person is to have self-knowledge.

And he—no.

So after saying that sentence, his dignity was trampled on by the cat again.

Mao Huanhuan stared, jumped up and scratched his forehead.Fang Mu couldn't beat him, and ran away screaming all over the room.

"Brother Cat! Uncle Cat! Ancestor Cat! I was wrong, wrong, wrong! Please forgive me—"

boom--!

Fang Mu was chased by the cat in a panic, and bumped into the door of the storage room. The unlocked door was knocked open, and he fell to the ground tragically.

Following the force of inertia, he slid face-to-face for a while, and hit a hard object like a bowling ball.

With a bang, a dark brown ceramic lid fell in front of his eyes, and after a few turns, it stopped moving.

Fang Mu rubbed his face, rubbed his head, grinned and got up, picked up the ceramic cover and looked at it for a while, then turned his head to look for its body.

Soon he found it.

It was a dark brown water urn more than one meter high. The body of the urn was shiny and shiny, obviously it had been used recently.

"Meow~"

Suddenly, Mao Huanhuan jumped to the mouth of the urn, lowered his head and meowed again inside.

"Is there anything inside?" Fang Mu was aroused by its movements, got up and leaned over to take a look, and was startled when he saw it.

"Hold the grass?!"

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As night fell, Chu Qiu finished her day's work and went home with her exhausted body.

The happiest moment for him every day is when he opens the door when he comes home from get off work and sees his fur kids. When he thinks of those two cuties, he feels excited and happy the moment he opens the door.

Tick-click, the combination lock is unlocked.

Chu Qiu raised a bright old father's smile, opened the door - closed the door.

Mistake, try again.

He took a deep breath, opened the door again, and two seconds later—

Chu Qiu's expression collapsed, almost crying, he looked helplessly at the unexpected visitor at home.

"If you have something to say, you put down my cat first."

The "uninvited guest" Ruan Liuqing was about to put Garfield's head in his mouth, glanced at Chu Qiu, and put Garfield aside with a rather regretful expression.

Garfield, who escaped from his mouth, was as calm as ever, sticking out his tongue expressionlessly to straighten his messed up fur.

Ruan Liuqing rubbed the puppet cat on the other side repeatedly, rolled her eyes, lifted the puppet cat up, and asked, "Can this one be given to me?"

The corners of Chu Qiu's mouth twitched, he closed the door, walked over to hold the Muppet and Garfield in his arms, and refused, "No."

"Oh." Although he was rejected, Ruan Liuqing didn't show any displeasure on his face. He leaned back on the sofa, looked at Chu Qiu and asked, "Do you want to be my apprentice?"

Chu Qiu: "..."

He calmly put the cat back into the litter box and asked, "Which apprentice do you mean?"

Ruan Liuqing seemed to be unable to keep his hand free, grabbed the pillow next to him and kneaded it, tilted his head and thought for a while and said, "Which aspect do you want?"

This time Ruan Liuqing learned his lesson well. For people in this world, cultivating immortality must belong to the category of the Arabian Nights. If he said to bring Chu Qiu to cultivate immortality from the beginning, he might be rejected.

Anyway, he knows everything, no matter what Chu Qiu wants to learn, he can satisfy him.

Chu Qiu didn't answer immediately, but sat down opposite him, stared at him for a long time before saying, "What do you want?"

Ruan Liuqing was taken aback, then turned her head unnaturally: "I don't know what you are talking about."

Seeing his reaction, Chu Qiu was even more sure that he must have a purpose for coming here this time, not just to recruit disciples.

Chu Qiu smiled slightly: "Is it related to my junior?"

"How do you know?" Ruan Liuqing blurted out, and then realized that she had made a slip of the tongue, curled her lips, and simply leaned over, "Then can you teach me how to coax him?"

Chu Qiu was speechless: "Shouldn't you be the one who knows best about this? Actually, I don't know him very well either."

Ruan Liuqing blinked and blinked: "But you live in this world like him, and your thinking is a little closer after all, so how do you deal with this situation?"

He sighed in distress: "His mind is so hard to guess, he is always angry, but I don't know why he is angry at all, did I do something wrong?"

"In your eyes, what is your relationship now?" Chu Qiu asked sincerely.

Ruan Liuqing: "..."

He pondered for a moment, then said: "Silly criticizes me as his husband, what is a husband?"

"emmm..."

Chu Qiu looked at his innocent and innocent look, and for a moment didn't know what to say.At this moment, he deeply felt You Yu's mood, facing this guy, it was already strong enough not to die of anger.

Chu Qiu remembered what she had promised You Yu, thought it over and asked, "You...well, you've made it to that point, so you still don't know the relationship between you?"

Ruan Liuqing looked confused.

Chu Qiu picked up the TV remote control and turned on the TV: "Come on, let me show you this, maybe you will understand."

Ruan Liuqing watched him turn on the TV, and asked puzzledly: "I know this, do you want to play Little Superman for me? But now is not the time to watch this, is it?"

Chu Qiu didn't answer, and tuned up a love idol drama, and said while playing it: "Look, this is falling in love. Only lovers will do intimate things together."

He glanced at Ruan Liuqing, and continued: "Well, that means your Taoist couple, you two together... After that, you will be his Taoist couple, which means his husband. Do you understand?"

As Chu Qiu spoke, her face became a little hot, and she felt a little embarrassed.He never thought that he would give others this kind of knowledge, the simplest and embarrassing thing.

"Oh." Ruan Liuqing responded lightly, staring straight at the protagonist who was kissing on the TV.

Chu Qiu: "?" What kind of reaction is this?

He stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Ruan Liuqing: "Do you understand?"

puff--

Suddenly, Ruan Liuqing disappeared, replaced by a little dragon covering its face, flapping its wings and flying around the room, its long tail swept everything in the room into a mess.

Chu Qiu's eyes widened in shock, and suddenly remembered the story You Yu told, and said anxiously, "Calm down! Don't demolish my house!"

However, Ruan Liuqing, who was holding his head with his short paws, couldn't listen at all, flicking his tail in the room was an indiscriminate attack.

Chu Qiu had no choice but to go to the cat's litter to take the cat out and put it in a cat bag for protection.He hid under the stairs and watched speechlessly as the out-of-control dragon tore down his home.

The phone rang suddenly.

He picked it up and saw that it was Fang Mu.

Chu Qiu only felt tired for a while, and answered the call feebly: "Hey, what's the matter?"

Fang Mu was silent for a while before he said, "There was an earthquake there? Why is it jingling?"

Chu Qiu: "It's nothing, what's the matter with you?"

Fang Mu: "Oh, by the way, is it convenient for you to come over?"

Hearing this, Chu Qiu had a bad premonition in his heart, he pinched the center of his brows: "Is there anything urgent?"

Fang Mu hurriedly said: "If you can come, it's best if you can come, and help to persuade brother Yu, I have been trapped in the room for several days! Master and brother are not here, I can't bear it alone !"

Chu Qiu looked at the "ruins" in front of him with vacant eyes, "I think I can't bear it..."

Fang Mu seemed to sense that his state was not right, his tone eased, and he asked cautiously, "Did something happen to you?"

There was nothing to dismantle, Ruan Liuqing finally stopped, wrapped herself tightly with her wings, and rolled to the ground with a click.

Chu Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his face and said, "It's okay, I'll be there later."

Fang Mu was very grateful: "Thank you! I love you, senior."

After hanging up the phone, Chu Qiu walked over to Ruan Liuqing and patted her: "Hey, are you going home? If you don't go back, then I'll go there by myself."

"Back."

Ruan Liuqing replied angrily.

Chu Qiu looked at the messy home, sighed deeply, and silently began to pack his luggage.

There is no way to stay in this house.

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Holding the phone, Fang Mu sat on the sofa dumbfounded.

With a pair of hands on his shoulders, he jerked violently and almost jumped up.

As the icy breeze gently brushed against his ears, a ghostly whisper rang in his ears: "Well done."

Silent night.

Chu Qiu drove Ruan Liuqing and the two cats to You Yu's house. It was the same as last time, the house was pitch black, except that there was no one on the roof today.

He dragged the suitcase in one hand, a cat bag in the other, and another on his back, and he dragged his family through the door like this.

This time, the door of the courtyard was not closed, and he arrived at the gate of the back room without any problems.

Ruan Liuqing quietly followed behind him, his eyes were expectant and nervous, when Chu Qiu pushed the door to enter, he hesitated.

Chu Qiu turned around and looked at him: "What?"

Ruan Liuqing took a step back unconsciously: "I feel...something seems wrong."

"where……"

boom--!

Before Chu Qiu finished speaking, the door in front of him was closed unexpectedly, blocking Ruan Liuqing from the door.

Chu Qiu hugged the cat bag tightly, and stared at the door in front of him.

Suddenly, there was a sound of a sharp sword being unsheathed outside the door.

Chu Qiu: "!"

He hurriedly put the cat bag aside, stepped forward and grabbed the doorknob to open the door, but it was of no use at all, the doorknob remained motionless as if it was welded to the door.

"You still know how to come back?"

Outside the door, You Yu said coldly.

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of a sword cutting across the void outside, and Ruan Liuqing's begging for mercy.

"Don't waste your time, Brother Yu is really angry this time." Fang Mu's voice sounded faintly behind Chu Qiu.

Chu Qiu was startled, and turned her head to see Fang Mu's expression of sympathy.

"Why do you say that?"

Fang Mu waved at him: "Come with me."

Chu Qiu gave up the idea of ​​opening the door and followed him into the house.

Fang Mu led him to the bathroom on the first floor, pointed to the bathtub and said to him, "Look for yourself."

Seeing the things in the bathtub, Chu Qiu understood.

It was really not wrong for Ruan Liuqing to be beaten.