Heavenly Master Digging Carrots Online

025,

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and it is a good day to teach the bear children a lesson.

After dinner, every household in the old city was lit with warm lights, and there was the sound of a family sitting around talking and laughing in the house.

Amidst the harmony and harmony, only pitiful and miserable cries came from You Yu's house. Although the cries were miserable, they would not spread to the next door.

An orange light was on at the main entrance of the back room, and a crowd of onlookers—Fang Mu—was sitting on the steps of the entrance.

He rested his chin, watched and persuaded: "Hey, hit and beat as you like, just think about it, don't break the child."

You Yu squinted at him, and said softly, "Which eye of yours saw me hitting him?"

As he spoke, his hands kept moving.

Under the dim light, a wooden frame the size of a Mazar was fixed on the grass outside the door. The style was the same as what You Yu made last time, but it was bigger than that.

At this time, on the wooden frame, the miniature version of Ruan Liuqing was tied tightly with a rope and hung on it like a roast duck. Every time You Yu turned the handle, he would roll around and then howl.

"Aww, apprentice, I was wrong... woo woo woo..." Ruan Liuqing cried until her eyes were red, and the tears fell down, looking as pitiful as she could be.

You Yu held a wooden stick as thick as chopsticks in his hand, and poked his ass: "Say, what's wrong?"

Ruan Liuqing bit her lower lip and kept silent, instead weeping silently.

Again.

You Yu looked at him speechlessly, and every time he asked him what was wrong, he always looked like this, and when he shook him, he cried and admitted his mistake again, but refused to say what was wrong.

He sighed, leaned up to Ruan Liuqing, and tried to reason with him, "Ruan Liuqing, Shi Huan is just a weak, pitiful and helpless kitty now, and you are older than him, should you let him go? Be good, Tell me, where did the kitty come from?"

Ruan Liuqing struggled and moved a few times, screaming: "He's a bad guy! He's just a bad guy! He's not pitiful at all! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo share I like you!"

After howling, he gave You Yu a sad, hopeless and angry look, and moved vigorously, leaving only an empty snare on the rope on the wooden frame.

You Yu frowned and looked at Fang Mu, "Hey, is he still reasonable? When did I scold him?"

Fang Mu rested his chin and shook his head resentfully: "I finally understand why you have been single for so many years. You are like a scumbag. How could you treat your boyfriend like this?"

You Yu: "..." Blame me?

Feeling irritated for no reason, he threw the wooden stick on the ground, said with a cold face, "Don't show up if you have the ability", and then passed Fang Mu into the house.

Fang Mu tilted his head and looked at the sky: "Ask what love is in the world, and teach people to be idiots."

"If you don't come in, lock the door." You Yu said coldly from behind the door.

"Hey, here we come." Fang Mu hurriedly slipped in before the door closed.

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Shi Huan's cat litter was moved to the bay window of You Yu's bedroom, along with the bunch of kittens of course.

They didn't know where Ruan Liuqing got the kittens, and they couldn't get rid of them or throw them outside to let them fend for themselves, so they had to keep them together.

There is a long cushion on the bay window, which is connected with Shi Huan's cat litter.

In the cat's nest, under the moonlight, Shi Huan's snow-white hair exudes a faint soft light, looking like a sleeping little angel.

And the string of little milk cats next to them are like pearls lying in shells, cute and beautiful.

You Yu reached out and stroked Shi Huan's head, the hair was soft and soft after bathing, which made people feel soft in their hearts.

He stroked the cat and looked at the courtyard outside the window with a lonely expression.

Ruan Liuqing really disappeared, and he walked through every corner of the house without seeing anyone.

"Where can he hide?" he murmured.

Suddenly, the wrist where he was touching Shi Huan's head swept over a burst of heat and humidity, as well as a slight abrasive feeling.

Looking down, Shi Huan stuck out her small tongue and was licking his wrist, her eyes were still half-closed, "Meow——"

The cry was as weak as that of a newborn kitten, weak and weak.

You Yu smiled and said, "You're awake."

Shi Huan: "Meow—"

You Yu: "What do you mean?"

Shi Huan: "Meow--"

You Yu: "..."

He tentatively asked, "You can't speak human language?"

Shi Huan: "Meow~~"

You Yu: "Uh... well, maybe it's not finished yet, maybe it will be fine after a while."

Shi Huan: "Meow."

You Yu picked him up, hesitated for a while, and then said: "Well, Shi Huan, I don't know if I should tell you something, but it doesn't seem good not to tell you, you'd better You still have to be mentally prepared.”

"Meow?" Shi Huan tilted her head to look at him in bewilderment.

You Yu took a deep breath, closed his eyes and turned to the row of kittens: "Look, this is your cub."

Shi Huan who suddenly likes to be a father: "..."

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Fang Mu leaned on the wall like a zombie and came to the vegetable field in the courtyard, and found You Yu who was weeding inside.

With a sad face, he said, "Brother Yu, is this family still owned by people?"

You Yu didn't raise his head, but concentrated on weeding: "What's the matter?"

Fang Mu squatted down and stared at him: "Brother Yu, please coax your boyfriend back, this litter of kittens plus a postpartum depression, not only to take care of their food and drink, but also to clean up Cooking, the baby is not happy, the baby is so tired!"

Shi Huan has been depressed ever since he found out that he has a few more cats, and he has to lie in the cat litter all day long. His body, which was recovering a bit, collapsed, and he has to be taken care of in daily life.

You Yu wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "You're not alone, I also helped you."

Fang Mu stared at him with a complicated expression for a while, and said, "Why don't you give away those cat cubs, it will make things worse for a family that is not rich at all."

You Yu piled up the hay that had been removed and said, "No, my book is finished, and the manuscript fee will be issued soon. When the time comes, I will invite you to dinner, and I will compensate you well?"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Fang Mu suspiciously again: "By the way, why are you living here all this time and don't have to go to work?"

Fang Mu: "Yes, I help organize manuscripts for the agency at night, but you can't see them."

He patted You Yu on the shoulder: "Last time I told you that I want you to come to work at our newspaper office. When do you plan to come? As long as you are ready, you can go to work at any time."

You Yu got up and walked back to the house, "No, my boyfriend ran away, and now one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. I prefer to write books, thank you for your kindness."

While talking, I came to the cat litter in the living room. In order to take care of Shi Huan while doing housework, Shi Huan's nest was moved downstairs during the day.

Looking at Shi Huan inside, Shi Huan was lying in the cat's litter with blank eyes and an unlovable look, You Yu turned around and picked up a can of goat milk powder from the cabinet next to him and started to wash it.

Fang Mu looked at his skillful breastfeeding skills, and sighed: "Hey, my husband ran away from home and left a few little ones for you. You are both a father and a mother. Thank you for your hard work."

After You Yu finished making the milk, Shi Huan picked him up and nursed him, glanced at him, frowned and said, "What a mess."

Fang Mu lay on the cabinet and looked at him: "Seriously, you really don't want your boyfriend back? It's been a few days, so you probably really ran away."

You Yu looked at Shi Huan who was gurgling and drinking milk in his arms, and didn't speak, but frowned even more tightly.

Ruan Liuqing hadn't seen anyone for three days, and even his favorite grapes and cartoons couldn't attract him.

You Yu tried to find Mo Li, but Mo Li also said that she didn't know, and she was trying to get rid of the living soul in the little girl's body every day in the hospital, so she couldn't take care of this side.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Shi Huan coughed, vomiting milk foam all over his body.

You Yu was startled, quickly picked him up, and took a long time to take pictures before Shi Huan came to his senses.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

Fang Mu sighed and said, "Look at you, you don't keep your house, you'd better feed me."

He took the bottle, and while feeding Shi Huan, he stared at Shi Huan: "By the way, is this really a monster? Why is it so crispy, and the psychological endurance is too weak, so there are just a few more babies." , as for it?"

You Yu took a wet tissue to clean up the milk foam on the cat's fur for Shi Huan, "He's a male cat."

Fang Mu: "So?"

You Yu: "Think about it, what would you think if one day you woke up and found that you had an extra litter?"

Fang Mu tried to think about it, but felt a chill: "Hey... I can't think of it, don't think about it, refuse to think about it."

You Yu: "Look, you can't even accept it, let alone him."

These few days, Shi Huan doesn't look at or get close to those kittens, as if they don't exist at all.And those kittens are like dolls, sleeping motionless all day long, neither drinking nor waking up for feeding.

They are like this, you and me, ignoring each other.

After feeding Shi Huan, You Yu went back to the bedroom to continue typing.

Recently, he has a lot of inspiration. As soon as he picks up the computer, the inspiration comes in a steady stream. It's just that he no longer needs to rush to draft as he did a few days ago. The old article has been finished and he is saving the new article.

Just after writing two chapters, there was a knock on the door, "Please come in."

Fang Mu walked in, his voice a little excited: "Brother Yu, let's go play."

You Yu glanced at him: "Playing?"

Fang Mu: "Well, there is a new amusement park opened, and the director gave us some tickets, do you want to go to play? I heard that there is a zoo together with the amusement park, and there is also a sea park, where we can see animals and play. "

You Yu continued to code: "What's new about this, isn't there a lot of models like this now? They're all rotten."

Fang Mu pressed his palm on his keyboard: "Hurry up and go out to play, stay at home all the time, your whole body will be moldy."

You Yu said helplessly: "Okay, okay, let me finish this chapter first, okay?"

Fang Mu: "OK!"

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That night.

You Yu took a shower, brushed his hair and went to the closet, planning to pick out clothes for going to the amusement park tomorrow.As soon as he stood still in front of the wardrobe, before his hand touched the doorknob of the wardrobe, there was a thin and strange sound from inside.

Are there mice?

You Yu looked at the wardrobe door, hesitated for a while, and finally decided not to look for clothes.

However, just as he turned around to leave, the voice inside became a little louder, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

You Yu froze for a moment, then suddenly laughed.

He came back to the closet, cleared his throat and said, "Ah, I don't know what to wear tomorrow. It's really sad. Ruan Liuqing is not here. It would be nice if he was here. Hey, I miss him so much all of a sudden."

After a pause, he changed the subject and said, "Forget it, but I just want to go to the amusement park, so I can just grab a set before leaving tomorrow."

crunch--

The door suddenly opened of its own accord, and a hand like a dough ball stretched out clutching a piece of clothing.

You Yu looked at the powder dumpling, chuckled, grabbed it, and dragged the person inside out. Looking at the little Ruan Liuqing with red, swollen eyes, he said softly, "Change back?"

Ruan Liuqing sobbed and changed back, wrapping her arms around You Yu's waist.

You Yu held his face in his hands, "Are you finally willing to come out?"

Ruan Liuqing said aggrievedly, "I'm going to play too, don't be angry, okay?"

You Yu readily agreed: "Okay."

As he spoke, he leaned over and kissed his lips.

Ruan Liuqing's eyes lit up, and he licked his lips: "Apprentice, you are the best."

You Yu smiled and kissed again, "Since it's out, tell me honestly, where did the kitten come from?"

Ruan Liuqing: "..." The apprentice's mouth is a deceiving ghost!