When Professor Chu received the official invitation letter from the Institute of Theoretical Physics, his whole tentacle monster was in a daze.
"Ah..." Chu Shou scratched his head, "What does this mean?"
Lin Jingyuan took a look and was also stunned: "...they invited you to be an honorary consultant?"
Professor Chu: "???"
The emails are written with sincerity and sincerity.It won't be possible to give Chu directly.
He hurriedly asked Lin Jingyuan to come over and watch it for him.
The two stared at the long email for a long time and finally understood it.
"Fuck!" Professor Chu was shocked, "They want me to teach them physics!"
"Damn it!" Lin Jingyuan was even more shocked, "You actually wrote that "Picking the Stars"!"
Professor Chu: "..."
Fuck, I fell off the horse unexpectedly.
However, it doesn't matter if you lose the horse to Lin Jingyuan.Anyway, "Picking the Stars" this time is a serious text.Unlike the previous "Sand Sculpture Mermaid" and "A Web Article"...
If people know that these two articles were also written by him, it will really be the scene of a black history broadcast and a large-scale society's death.
"Speaking of which, they are so interested in these things..." Chu Shou suddenly felt a little emotional, "Although I don't know too much, but if I can help..."
Unexpectedly, Lin Jingyuan blurted out: "You can't go!"
Professor Chu was taken aback: "Ah?"
Lin Jingyuan's expression froze, as if she suddenly realized that she had said something she shouldn't have said.
Chu Shou was puzzled: "Why can't you go?"
Lin Jingyuan: "..."
After struggling for a while, Lin Jingyuan finally choked out a few words, "...Because, being a consultant is very busy! And you are also a consultant for such a large national research institute! You see, you used to write books, shoot videos, and have fun .The income is enough to support yourself. If you go to the institute as an honorary consultant, you will be busy every day...uh..."
Lin Jingyuan was stuck for a moment.
Professor Chu: "?
Lin Jingyuan struggled for a while, but gave up struggling, took out her mobile phone, and began to search "what do you need to be an honorary consultant".
Professor Chu: "..."
It turns out that you don't know what the job of an honorary consultant is about!
Then why are you in a hurry!
However, after being reminded by Lin Jingyuan, Chu Shou came to his senses.
"Fuck, I almost forgot!" Chu Shou was terrified, "I really can't go!"
Lin Jingyuan: "..." You finally remembered the fact that you are a tentacle monster that cannot be exposed to scientists!
Unexpectedly, Chu Shou's next sentence was——
"If I go to be their consultant, the media will definitely take the opportunity to hype it up! At that time, "Picking the Stars" will be on the hot search again! Maybe there will be a lot of interviews! Then my book will not only Red out of circles, red out of Asia and red to all mankind! Doesn’t it have to make a lot of money?! No, no, I can’t go!”
Lin Jingyuan: "..."
Wow, what an advanced trouble.
Lin Jingyuan couldn't get over it directly, and didn't know how to answer the conversation.
Chu Shou fell into thinking: "I have to think about it, how can I decline this invitation..."
Lin Jingyuan: "..."
I don't know what to say, let me make you a supper.
……
a few days later.
Professor Chu was invited to the National Institute of Theoretical Physics.
When all the researchers in the institute heard that he was coming, they put down their work and ran out to watch him.It made Chu Shou strangely embarrassed.
After Professor Chu finished attending the research institute, he returned to the reception room and found that the corridor outside the reception room was already full of researchers.
It turned out that everyone had a paper, and they all came to Professor Chu with questions.
After all, they are senior intellectuals, and everyone is very qualified.Even spontaneously and consciously lined up.
This row of thin-haired postdoctoral fellows waited respectfully and politely.
At first glance, it seems that it is a hard-working patient who has signed up and waited to see a famous old doctor of hair growth.
Professor Chu: "..."
He felt that everyone was looking at him expectantly, so Alexander hurriedly dragged the person in charge into the reception room.
Close the door, lock it, draw the curtains, all in one go.
The researchers outside the door were all stunned.
The person in charge was also stunned.Chu Shou didn't give him time to be shocked, so he came straight to the point and said, "Sorry, I still can't accept this invitation."
Person in charge: "Why? Is it inconvenient for you to do your job? Or is it about salary..."
"No, no, it's not those." Chu Shou took a deep breath and looked at him with suggestive eyes, "I'm a writer of novels and web articles, you understand?"
"?" The person in charge wrote "No, I don't understand" all over his face, and asked politely, "Are you worried about the contract issue? Actually, we also informed Jinjiang of inviting you this time. Jinjiang said that you should be The honorary consultant will not conflict with the contract, even if you publish academic papers in the future, there will be no problem with the signature, you can rest assured..."
"No, no, no, you still don't understand!" Chu Shou was heartbroken, "Ah, web articles! Internet articles! You don't know! What terrible things our web article authors can write to attract readers!!!"
The person in charge was taken aback by him, but calmed down quickly.
"It's okay." The person in charge actually comforted him in turn, "I also read online articles, and I know your routines such as self-cultivation and face-slapping articles. This has nothing to do with you being the honorary consultant of our research institute... …Well?"
Before he finished speaking, he heard a "pop".
Chu Shou stuffed a dozen A4 papers into his hand.
"Look at this!" Chu Shou resisted the urge to dig the ground with his toes, and said seriously, "You read this first before talking about it!"
principal:"?"
He looked down and saw the first page of the A4 paper, with a book title so long that it was hard to remember.
"Apocalyptic Rebirth: Fast Time Travel: White Moonlight, Beautiful, Strong and Miserable, Sand Sculpture Mermaid Slaps Unlimited Faces in Horror Games".
principal:"!"
Whoa, what is this!
So long, so long, so long!It's really long!
Chu Shou smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect that! I also wrote this article!"
"..." The corner of the person in charge's mouth twitched, but he still managed to maintain an awkward yet polite smile, "You, your writing style is really changeable..."
Hope was ignited in Chu's eyes. Unexpectedly, in the next second, the person in charge took a deep breath and calmed down again, "...but it's okay! What's wrong with writing online articles? It's not breaking the law, it's not shameful! Consultants can’t write web articles? — Oh!”
The person in charge seemed to suddenly think of something, and suddenly realized, he held Professor Chu's hand and said sincerely, "Maybe we didn't make it clear! We invited you to be an honorary advisor, not an academic advisor. Although they are all called advisors, honorary advisors The consultant is mainly the affirmation and gratitude of the research institute for your contribution! It is a false title! You don’t have to worry about any work burden and scientific research pressure here...Really, the position of honorary consultant is just to express the respect of all our research institutes. Your thanks!"
Professor Chu: "...?"
Chu Shou was puzzled, "What contribution have I made to you?"
The person in charge was full of excitement: "Your works have inspired all of us! Your imagination of the future world, various technological ideas, and various technical route ideas have given us a lot of inspiration! To tell you the truth, Inspired by your novel, our institute has successfully declared several major projects!"
Professor Chu: "..."
Understood.
Co-authoring this "Honorary Advisor" is a mascot!
These researchers felt that reading his novel inspired scientific research ideas, so they wanted to invite him to the research institute to rub his aura every day!
Wake up, pillars of the country!
The significant progress of your scientific research projects is entirely due to your years of hard work, and your thinking day and night!
If it weren't for you who have done so much research in the early stage!So many foundations laid!How could there be a flash of inspiration, how could there be a sudden enlightenment!
Obviously because of your own excellence!
As soon as Chu Shu thought about it, he felt that this honorary consultant could not be more and more.
So he took a deep breath, made up his mind, gritted his teeth, and took out another A4 document.
"You...you look at this again!" Chu Shou blushed and tried to stay calm. The eighteen tentacles on the bottom were almost digging out the [-]-story villa.
The person in charge took it over to have a look.This time the title is shorter.
Only four words.
"A Web Article".
The person in charge had already guessed his routine, and couldn't help but sigh: "Hey, I really can't understand why you are so resistant. Seriously, you are the original author of "Picking the Stars", and we all know that you are the author For web articles. Being an author of web articles is really nothing to be ashamed of..."
"I'm not embarrassed to write web articles! I'm afraid of being hyped up by the media and all my vests will be stripped out!!!" Chu Shou said with a face, "You have nothing to do with how much black history our web article authors can put on vests. "I know" was heartbroken, and said frantically, "In short, you read it before you talk!!!"
The person in charge let out a long sigh, and finally opened the A4 paper.start reading.
After half a minute.
The person in charge's expression cracked.
Yet he had only just seen the first page.
The person in charge tried to stay calm and continued to turn the page.
10 minute later.
The person in charge closed the document painfully: "I understand! I understand!"
Professor Chu was pleased: "You finally understand!"
He patted the person in charge on the shoulder, thought for a while and was a little worried, and confirmed, "Tell me, what do you understand?"
The person in charge burst into tears: "I understand that you didn't become this honorary consultant because of our research! Thank you! You are really thoughtful!"
Professor Chu: "!"
Thumbs up for you!
Although the thousand-storey villa has been dug up under the institute by Professor Chu's tentacles, but this sacrifice is meaningful!
The person in charge said that he would help him conceal his identity and appease all the researchers in the institute who were looking for inspiration.
The person in charge is so reasonable, and Chu Shou was very moved.He also immediately proposed that although the title of honorary consultant is not expensive, he will still know everything about scientific research in the future.
After all, this is Blue Star!
This is Lin Jingyuan's motherland!
This country is so respectable and lovely, and he also hopes that it will get better and stronger!
He must be worthy of his pen name of "Spiritual Chinese"!
"Ah..." Chu Shou scratched his head, "What does this mean?"
Lin Jingyuan took a look and was also stunned: "...they invited you to be an honorary consultant?"
Professor Chu: "???"
The emails are written with sincerity and sincerity.It won't be possible to give Chu directly.
He hurriedly asked Lin Jingyuan to come over and watch it for him.
The two stared at the long email for a long time and finally understood it.
"Fuck!" Professor Chu was shocked, "They want me to teach them physics!"
"Damn it!" Lin Jingyuan was even more shocked, "You actually wrote that "Picking the Stars"!"
Professor Chu: "..."
Fuck, I fell off the horse unexpectedly.
However, it doesn't matter if you lose the horse to Lin Jingyuan.Anyway, "Picking the Stars" this time is a serious text.Unlike the previous "Sand Sculpture Mermaid" and "A Web Article"...
If people know that these two articles were also written by him, it will really be the scene of a black history broadcast and a large-scale society's death.
"Speaking of which, they are so interested in these things..." Chu Shou suddenly felt a little emotional, "Although I don't know too much, but if I can help..."
Unexpectedly, Lin Jingyuan blurted out: "You can't go!"
Professor Chu was taken aback: "Ah?"
Lin Jingyuan's expression froze, as if she suddenly realized that she had said something she shouldn't have said.
Chu Shou was puzzled: "Why can't you go?"
Lin Jingyuan: "..."
After struggling for a while, Lin Jingyuan finally choked out a few words, "...Because, being a consultant is very busy! And you are also a consultant for such a large national research institute! You see, you used to write books, shoot videos, and have fun .The income is enough to support yourself. If you go to the institute as an honorary consultant, you will be busy every day...uh..."
Lin Jingyuan was stuck for a moment.
Professor Chu: "?
Lin Jingyuan struggled for a while, but gave up struggling, took out her mobile phone, and began to search "what do you need to be an honorary consultant".
Professor Chu: "..."
It turns out that you don't know what the job of an honorary consultant is about!
Then why are you in a hurry!
However, after being reminded by Lin Jingyuan, Chu Shou came to his senses.
"Fuck, I almost forgot!" Chu Shou was terrified, "I really can't go!"
Lin Jingyuan: "..." You finally remembered the fact that you are a tentacle monster that cannot be exposed to scientists!
Unexpectedly, Chu Shou's next sentence was——
"If I go to be their consultant, the media will definitely take the opportunity to hype it up! At that time, "Picking the Stars" will be on the hot search again! Maybe there will be a lot of interviews! Then my book will not only Red out of circles, red out of Asia and red to all mankind! Doesn’t it have to make a lot of money?! No, no, I can’t go!”
Lin Jingyuan: "..."
Wow, what an advanced trouble.
Lin Jingyuan couldn't get over it directly, and didn't know how to answer the conversation.
Chu Shou fell into thinking: "I have to think about it, how can I decline this invitation..."
Lin Jingyuan: "..."
I don't know what to say, let me make you a supper.
……
a few days later.
Professor Chu was invited to the National Institute of Theoretical Physics.
When all the researchers in the institute heard that he was coming, they put down their work and ran out to watch him.It made Chu Shou strangely embarrassed.
After Professor Chu finished attending the research institute, he returned to the reception room and found that the corridor outside the reception room was already full of researchers.
It turned out that everyone had a paper, and they all came to Professor Chu with questions.
After all, they are senior intellectuals, and everyone is very qualified.Even spontaneously and consciously lined up.
This row of thin-haired postdoctoral fellows waited respectfully and politely.
At first glance, it seems that it is a hard-working patient who has signed up and waited to see a famous old doctor of hair growth.
Professor Chu: "..."
He felt that everyone was looking at him expectantly, so Alexander hurriedly dragged the person in charge into the reception room.
Close the door, lock it, draw the curtains, all in one go.
The researchers outside the door were all stunned.
The person in charge was also stunned.Chu Shou didn't give him time to be shocked, so he came straight to the point and said, "Sorry, I still can't accept this invitation."
Person in charge: "Why? Is it inconvenient for you to do your job? Or is it about salary..."
"No, no, it's not those." Chu Shou took a deep breath and looked at him with suggestive eyes, "I'm a writer of novels and web articles, you understand?"
"?" The person in charge wrote "No, I don't understand" all over his face, and asked politely, "Are you worried about the contract issue? Actually, we also informed Jinjiang of inviting you this time. Jinjiang said that you should be The honorary consultant will not conflict with the contract, even if you publish academic papers in the future, there will be no problem with the signature, you can rest assured..."
"No, no, no, you still don't understand!" Chu Shou was heartbroken, "Ah, web articles! Internet articles! You don't know! What terrible things our web article authors can write to attract readers!!!"
The person in charge was taken aback by him, but calmed down quickly.
"It's okay." The person in charge actually comforted him in turn, "I also read online articles, and I know your routines such as self-cultivation and face-slapping articles. This has nothing to do with you being the honorary consultant of our research institute... …Well?"
Before he finished speaking, he heard a "pop".
Chu Shou stuffed a dozen A4 papers into his hand.
"Look at this!" Chu Shou resisted the urge to dig the ground with his toes, and said seriously, "You read this first before talking about it!"
principal:"?"
He looked down and saw the first page of the A4 paper, with a book title so long that it was hard to remember.
"Apocalyptic Rebirth: Fast Time Travel: White Moonlight, Beautiful, Strong and Miserable, Sand Sculpture Mermaid Slaps Unlimited Faces in Horror Games".
principal:"!"
Whoa, what is this!
So long, so long, so long!It's really long!
Chu Shou smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect that! I also wrote this article!"
"..." The corner of the person in charge's mouth twitched, but he still managed to maintain an awkward yet polite smile, "You, your writing style is really changeable..."
Hope was ignited in Chu's eyes. Unexpectedly, in the next second, the person in charge took a deep breath and calmed down again, "...but it's okay! What's wrong with writing online articles? It's not breaking the law, it's not shameful! Consultants can’t write web articles? — Oh!”
The person in charge seemed to suddenly think of something, and suddenly realized, he held Professor Chu's hand and said sincerely, "Maybe we didn't make it clear! We invited you to be an honorary advisor, not an academic advisor. Although they are all called advisors, honorary advisors The consultant is mainly the affirmation and gratitude of the research institute for your contribution! It is a false title! You don’t have to worry about any work burden and scientific research pressure here...Really, the position of honorary consultant is just to express the respect of all our research institutes. Your thanks!"
Professor Chu: "...?"
Chu Shou was puzzled, "What contribution have I made to you?"
The person in charge was full of excitement: "Your works have inspired all of us! Your imagination of the future world, various technological ideas, and various technical route ideas have given us a lot of inspiration! To tell you the truth, Inspired by your novel, our institute has successfully declared several major projects!"
Professor Chu: "..."
Understood.
Co-authoring this "Honorary Advisor" is a mascot!
These researchers felt that reading his novel inspired scientific research ideas, so they wanted to invite him to the research institute to rub his aura every day!
Wake up, pillars of the country!
The significant progress of your scientific research projects is entirely due to your years of hard work, and your thinking day and night!
If it weren't for you who have done so much research in the early stage!So many foundations laid!How could there be a flash of inspiration, how could there be a sudden enlightenment!
Obviously because of your own excellence!
As soon as Chu Shu thought about it, he felt that this honorary consultant could not be more and more.
So he took a deep breath, made up his mind, gritted his teeth, and took out another A4 document.
"You...you look at this again!" Chu Shou blushed and tried to stay calm. The eighteen tentacles on the bottom were almost digging out the [-]-story villa.
The person in charge took it over to have a look.This time the title is shorter.
Only four words.
"A Web Article".
The person in charge had already guessed his routine, and couldn't help but sigh: "Hey, I really can't understand why you are so resistant. Seriously, you are the original author of "Picking the Stars", and we all know that you are the author For web articles. Being an author of web articles is really nothing to be ashamed of..."
"I'm not embarrassed to write web articles! I'm afraid of being hyped up by the media and all my vests will be stripped out!!!" Chu Shou said with a face, "You have nothing to do with how much black history our web article authors can put on vests. "I know" was heartbroken, and said frantically, "In short, you read it before you talk!!!"
The person in charge let out a long sigh, and finally opened the A4 paper.start reading.
After half a minute.
The person in charge's expression cracked.
Yet he had only just seen the first page.
The person in charge tried to stay calm and continued to turn the page.
10 minute later.
The person in charge closed the document painfully: "I understand! I understand!"
Professor Chu was pleased: "You finally understand!"
He patted the person in charge on the shoulder, thought for a while and was a little worried, and confirmed, "Tell me, what do you understand?"
The person in charge burst into tears: "I understand that you didn't become this honorary consultant because of our research! Thank you! You are really thoughtful!"
Professor Chu: "!"
Thumbs up for you!
Although the thousand-storey villa has been dug up under the institute by Professor Chu's tentacles, but this sacrifice is meaningful!
The person in charge said that he would help him conceal his identity and appease all the researchers in the institute who were looking for inspiration.
The person in charge is so reasonable, and Chu Shou was very moved.He also immediately proposed that although the title of honorary consultant is not expensive, he will still know everything about scientific research in the future.
After all, this is Blue Star!
This is Lin Jingyuan's motherland!
This country is so respectable and lovely, and he also hopes that it will get better and stronger!
He must be worthy of his pen name of "Spiritual Chinese"!
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