shock!The code machine is actually an alien tentacle monster!

Chu Shou finally truly understood what the devil song is.

When he finally handed over a video of his hands together, Yun Chuan felt relieved, and Chu Shou was about to die.

Why are human fingers so difficult to use! ! !

I didn't feel like typing on the keyboard before. After all, the keyboard is designed for typing with both hands.

But the devil's song - it was not designed for humans to play at all! ! !

What kind of devil can design such a terrible chart! ! !

Chu Shu now closes his eyes and can see the densely packed... obstacles in front of his eyes. When he puts his fingers on the table, he can't help tapping out the rhythm, and the single song keeps looping in his mind.

After handing in the homework, Professor Chu was about to vomit blood.

Woooooo, the sound is so scary, I want to go back to Jinjiang!

Chu Shou suddenly felt that compared with the devil's song, a daily update of 100 million words is considered easy.

With a feeling of going home, he opened the document after a long absence.

Doing the math, tomorrow is the day when the list will be changed on Thursday.

The number of words in "Suo Wen" is already 3, and if nothing unexpected happens, it will soon usher in the first list, which is the editor's recommendation.

With the lessons learned from the past, Professor Chu decided to try a bold plan this time.

He wants to use Suowen to avoid being on the list!Avoid any exposure!

Just do it.

Chu Shou directly arranged for the two protagonists in the article to go to a hot spring to meet each other frankly.

Swish Swish Swish Finished writing, published directly.

The comment area was immediately fried.

At the beginning, there were a few comments such as [Sofa], [Scattering Flowers], [Pressing the Claw], etc., who took the front row before reading the article, and the later ones were comments published after reading the update.

Readers were shocked.

[Fuck, shit, shit!Undressed?Undressed!Is this going to do something that Jinjiang doesn't allow!Aww look forward to it! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Nutrient solution for you!Modo, modo, please add more!Please ask for more! ! ! 】

【I have already moved the bed.I order you two, hurry up!superior!bed!Right now!quick! ! ! (Breaking sound)】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GKDGKDGKD! ! ! 】

Professor Chu: "Uh...the reaction is too big."

He just wrote about undressing...

Although I really intend to write something that Jinjiang doesn't allow, but...he hasn't written it yet!Why are these people so excited!

Never mind, let's write the next manuscript first.

Chu Shou was silently typing, when suddenly QQ beeped.

"Why are you locked up?!" Xue Song was helpless.

Professor Chu: "Huh???"

Chu Shou was at a loss, and hurried to see the backstage.

Sure enough, on the article directory interface, the chapter he just updated was blocked, leaving only the word [lock] in red.

Chu Shou was puzzled: "Why is this locked?"

Xuesong told him that the lock seal notice would clearly state what was wrong, and asked him to correct it quickly.

Professor Chu felt baffled, because he really didn't write what Jinjiang forbids to write in this chapter.Although the two protagonists have taken off their clothes - but who the hell doesn't take off their clothes in the hot springs!

And the process of undressing is not described carefully!

Where did the review feel yellow? !

Chu Shou was a little unconvinced, he clicked into the station and took a short look, he almost fainted.

Unexpectedly, it wasn't the undressing part that went wrong.

It's the part where the protagonists chat while drinking tea!

Let's say - the main character bends down to get something.The [lower body] here is marked yellow.

And the protagonist casually said that my grandma's head hurts all the time recently.The [nipple] here is marked yellow.

Because Professor Chu didn't understand routines, he inadvertently wrote a lot of shielding words, so that there were countless words in the full text.

Professor Chu: Surprised.

How can the thoughts of review be dirtier than his tentacle monster? !

After tossing and tossing for a long time, Professor Chu finally passed the trial successfully.

Xuesong told him regretfully: because he unlocked it too late, he failed to catch up with the list change.Therefore, according to regulations, he has no list in this issue.

Professor Chu: "..."

Who would have thought that it would be right on the wrong side?Although it is a bit unpleasant to be locked out of nowhere, the result is still good.Professor Chu is very happy.

Just having a good time, Yuzhu sent a message saying that it will be a clip tonight.

"Master, master, let me push you with a clip!"

The so-called clip push refers to tweeting for someone on the copywriting on the day of the clip.

Clip is the list with the highest exposure rate in Jinjiang, so clip push can also bring a large wave of traffic in a short period of time.

Chu Shou was shocked: "It is absolutely impossible!"

He was deeply relieved and at the same time declined the apprentice's kindness.

However, he is still looking forward to Yuzhu's results.

This is the second book written by Yu Zhu after he became his teacher.In the last book, the results were almost against the sky, from the bottom to the bottom of the folder, all the way to the middle row.Both Chushou and Yuzhu were overjoyed by this achievement.

After that time, Yuzhu greatly increased her self-confidence.

Of course, her own level is not the same as before.

The article she uploaded today is the article with a ratio of 3:1 with advance receipt.

The title and copywriting are very good, even Professor Chu found it very interesting after reading it.

After opening the article, the reader feedback is also good.Compiled and promoted on the first list, excellent works on the second list-although it failed to reach the top red list, Yuzhu is already very contented.

After all, before this, she was still the ultimate slugger who couldn't even get into V.

This is why Yuzhu is so grateful to Professor Chu.

Professor Chu felt nothing.Yuzhu is talented and hard-working. She had no achievements before because her efforts went in the wrong direction.

Just like a huge ship in the sea, it has the ability to sail long distances. Chu Shou just helped her adjust the course a little, so that she can avoid icebergs, avoid hidden reefs, and go further.

Professor Chu also wanted to see how far Yuzhu could go.

……

"So, where is she in the end?"

On the second day after Yuzhu got off the trap, at night, Lin Jingyuan and Chu Shou went to walk the dog together.

Chu Shou was still in excitement, and gestured to Lin Jingyuan dancing and dancing: "No.3! No.3! Do you know how awesome this is! Yuzhu thought that Jinjiang had a bug! I couldn't believe it at first. As a result, we swiped several times, until two or three o'clock in the morning, she was still No.3! She was really ranked No.3!"

Chu Shou became more and more excited as he spoke, his eyes lit up, "And I have raised more than 1 favorites on the folder! Do you know what the concept of an increase of more than [-] is! It's awesome! It's amazing! Ah, ah, why is my apprentice so good? Ah! I am so happy... Really, I have found a treasure!"

Lin Jingyuan actually couldn't fully understand Jinjiang's various terms.However, since the adoption of the dog hook, the two talked a lot when walking the dog every day.Lin Jingyuan also gradually understood a little bit.

When Professor Chu talked about the excitement, his eyebrows were beaming, as if there was no one else around.Lin Jingyuan smiled: "Okay, don't get excited. Everyone around is looking at you."

Professor Chu stuck out his tongue, only then did he notice the eyes of the people around him.

The night market is very lively.People come and go, and the air is filled with warm and strong human fireworks.

The two were holding the dog leash, and the dog was trotting ahead.The little short legs moved fast, and the tail flicked back and forth happily, with such force that it felt as if the buttocks were about to be thrown out.

When we came to the intersection, someone suddenly shouted:

"Professor Chu? Lin Jingyuan?"

The two turned their heads together and saw a black car parked by the side of the road.The window was pulled down, and a handsome face was smiling at them.

"Huh, Mr. Zhan?" Professor Chu recognized him and was very surprised, "Why did you come here?"

Zhan Yi smiled: "I was passing by on something. I was wondering if I would run into you, but when I turned my head, I saw it."

Zhan Yi sent them back after the dinner last time, so Zhan Yi knew they lived here.

Lin Jingyuan also smiled and said, "What a coincidence."

Professor Chu found out last time that Lin Jingyuan and Zhan Yi hit it off very well.Both of them are very fond of food, and they can't stop talking about this topic.

No, before the dog finished walking, Lin Jingyuan stood on the side of the road and chatted with someone.

After all, Lin Jingyuan has a different identity from Zhan Yi. Although he has added WeChat, Lin Jingyuan is usually too embarrassed to disturb Zhan, who is always busy with everything.

It can be seen that Lin Jingyuan cherishes every opportunity to talk with Zhan Yi.

But Gougou got impatient and kept circling around, scratching his trouser legs.

Chu Shou then took the dog leash from Lin Jingyuan's hand: "You talk, I'll go for a walk with the dog first." Lin Jingyuan subconsciously told: "Don't go far."

Chu Shou has been taken away by Sa Huan's dog hook.

Lin Jingyuan's gaze followed Chu Shou involuntarily.

Zhan Yi suddenly said: "Do you like him?"

Lin Jingyuan looked at Chu Shou's back in a daze, and subconsciously replied: "...um."

It wasn't until Zhan Yi chuckled that Lin Jingyuan realized what a great thing he had said.

His face flushed red all of a sudden, like a ripe tomato, and all the blood poured out of his body.

"It's okay." Zhan Yi looked at him gently, "It's not against the law to like someone."

Lin Jingyuan was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.

"Ok!"

……

On the other side, at the end of the night market, in a secluded alley.

"Depend on!"

A sleazy gangster stood in the shadows at the corner of the alley, smoking one cigarette after another irritably.

This alley is close to the night market. Although it is remote and deserted, there will be big-hearted single women passing by.

That's what bullies usually do.But today he squatted for most of the day, not to mention single girls, not even a female cat.

Are you going back empty-handed tonight?

The gangster was depressed when his eyes suddenly lit up.

A little native dog ran into the alley with a leash still hanging from his body.The puppy is very lively, rampant, and sniffs here and there as soon as it enters the alley.

And the dog's owner...

When the gangster saw the other party's face, his heart skipped a beat: Come to work!

But in the next second, he realized again: Fuck, such a pretty face is actually a man!

The gangster hid in the dark, looked at the other party's protruding Adam's apple, flat chest, and that delicate and cute face that could make a C debut in place, and immediately threw the cigarette butt in his hand and stomped it out.

Forget it, a man is a man!

Rich people nowadays can play, even though he is a boy, but with such a face, he will definitely be able to sell for a good price...

The gangster put on a mask, hid the towel mixed with narcotics behind his back, squeezed out a harmless smile as much as possible, and walked towards the other party.

"Huh?" Chu Shou felt someone approaching, and raised his head subconsciously.

Almost at the same time, the man took three steps and made two steps, and rushed to Chu Shou with a swish, and pressed a towel on Chu Shou's mouth and nose.

Optical Brain: "The anesthetic component has been detected. The relevant chemoreceptors have been shut down."

Professor Chu: "?"

Before he could react, he had already been pushed hard against the wall by the man.His hands were also pinned down, unable to move.

Gougou next to him seemed to notice something, staring at him, barking wildly in anxiety.

"Tsk tsk." The other party came closer and scrutinized his face, "You look really good, with thin skin and tender flesh. Why don't I inspect the goods myself before selling you..."

The obscene meaning is ready to come out.

Professor Chu finally understood.This man is going to do something bad!This man wants to kidnap him and traffic him!

Although he didn't know what the so-called "inspection" meant, but Chu Shou felt disgusted intuitively and couldn't help frowning.

The dog barked non-stop, and the gangster cursed a few words, but the dog didn't stop, and even opened its mouth wide and tried to pounce on him.

"Crazy dog! Get away!" The gangster kicked Gougou hard, and Gougou's small body flew out immediately, whimpering and running away.

"!!!" Chu Shou's eyes widened.