Xianjun has a disaster

Ji Xueting suspects that there may really be no recreational activities here in Tianting, otherwise it would be hard to explain why this kind of roadside wild show full of vulgarity, blood, and illogicality can make this group of high-ranking and noble officials look like a fool Drunk, tears streaming down my face, I really feel that the damn mirror has been turned off at the end of the play, and the group of immortal officials in Tongming Palace are still immersed in the excerpts and can't forget it for a long time.

Of course, leaving aside Ji Xueting's psychological shadow, the fairy officials saw that this "Lotus Snow" is indeed a masterpiece in the play, otherwise it would not last in the world for a long time. sing and sing.

Even the content is well-arranged, among all kinds of nonsense in the middle, there is a bit of truth that is true or not--no, it just happens to be the same as the old stories that the immortal officials in the heavenly world know. Gossip and gossip about past events will be left on the website one by one.

Therefore, the rest of the nonsense in this play looks particularly convincing.

...Ji Xueting swears that it is not an illusion. After watching the play, the fairies in Tongming Palace who were originally obsessed with official duties looked at him much more amiably than before.

Ji Xueting's head was as big as a fight, and he sighed in his heart, the ruthless way he had cultivated for so many years had already allowed him to escape from love, but he never expected that on the first day of his ascension, he would fall into embarrassment three times and four times without love and sorrow among.

Fortunately, after watching the play, the fairy officials still remembered their responsibilities to some extent. After checking Ji Xueting's willpower, the procedure of leading the post continued.The little fairy official who assigned the duties originally planned to send Ji Xueting to the lower realm casually. According to the usual practice, he randomly assigned a low-level title for doing chores, so he gave up the matter.But at this time, after seeing such a touching and tearful excerpt, Xiao Xianguan suddenly changed his mind and planned to let Ji Xueting stay in the upper realm.

After all, if he stays in the Upper Realm, maybe this person can still be with...

However, before the pen in the hand of the trance-minded little fairy official had time to move, a scorching red light suddenly appeared in the Tongming Hall, and then, a bright figure suddenly turned from the back of the hall.

Almost at the moment that person appeared, the originally noisy, noisy and gossiping atmosphere in the Tongming Palace receded quickly like a tide.

Ji Xueting couldn't even see how those immortal officials changed their shapes.The many immortals who were gossiping around him before suddenly changed their appearances. They were busy and worked diligently. The whole palace could only hear the sound of scrolls turning and messages being delivered, and there was no extra laughter.

The atmosphere in the Taixuan Hall was tense like a string being stretched.

But Ji Xueting had already sensed that the atmosphere in the arena was not right before the others rushed to work, and looked up in the direction the figure came from.

I saw a long golden whip wrapped around the man's waist, a golden crown on his head, and a gorgeous attire. Under the golden crown, there was a face that could be called "beautiful", but the eyebrows and eyes were particularly sharp. I just have a bad temper.

Beautiful clothes, good looks, bad temper.

Even Ji Xueting, who had never seen the other party before, had already realized who it was.

【No way--】

Ji Xueting couldn't help but groaned in his heart, feeling more and more that he had chosen a bad day for his ascension to immortality.

This is also a bit too unlucky.

That's right, the person who came was the master of the Tongming Palace that the kind rabbit-eared Xian'e told Ji Xueting to avoid... Li Zhu.

Ji Xueting stood in the hall, before he could figure out what expression he should put on, Li Zhu was already in front of him.

"I've seen—"

Ji Xueting's temples started to curl from Li Zhu's ostentatious vermilion phoenix fire, and his reaction was a bit slower.

Li Zhu also didn't wait for Ji Xueting to pretend to be respectful and bow down to him, he reached out and pinched Ji Xueting's chin, making people look up, and then looked at him carefully.

"I'd like to see where you come from—well, you look pretty good."

Li Zhu said the previous sentence contemptuously and arrogantly, but after seeing Ji Xueting's face, his tone subtly relaxed a little, even the hand that was holding Ji Xueting loosened.

Phoenix loves beauty.

Nature is hard to break.

Probably because of realizing this, Li Zhu frowned again the next moment, and gave Ji Xueting a cold look.

"You are Ji Xueting."

Li Zhu said coldly.

Ji Xueting sighed, nodded quietly and said, "It's me to report back to Your Highness Li Zhu."

Li Zhu raised his eyebrows and let out a sneer.

"It's really a good appearance... No wonder our Tianqu Xianjun is willing to wear white and mourning for many years, and put on a disgusting widow's face every day."

Hearing Li Zhu's sarcasm, Ji Xueting hesitated for a moment, and then racked his brains to reply in a blunt manner: "Where is it, Your Highness Li Zhu has praised you."

Li Zhu: "...tsk."

Li Zhu glared at Ji Xueting again.

However, in the face of Li Zhu's cynicism, the latter still had a calm expression on his face, and also appeared to be very respectful and submissive, not at all what Li Zhu thought he would be.

Li Zhu was even more upset.

Then he turned his head and looked at the Jin Que fairy book in the hand of the little fairy official beside him, and saw that the person was using a vermilion brush, he immediately understood that this fairy official planned to keep Ji Xueting in the heaven.

Isn't this just what the couple in the previous life wanted? !

Thinking of the old things he knew, Li Zhu stretched out his hand suddenly, and directly grabbed the pen from Xiao Xianguan's hand, only to see that the tip of the pen at his fingertips quickly changed from red diamond to black, and finally the tip of the pen became as black as ink.

Li Zhu just clicked on the fairy book, and said at the same time: "I think this fairy friend is neither humble nor overbearing, but he is quite calm. Just in time, I seem to have heard that there is always a vacancy for the mountain lord of the Qingzhou Mountain in the lower realm. How about Let Ji Xianchang take this job—"

As Li Zhu's words fell, Ji Xueting's brows suddenly warmed up.

It turned out that just a little away from Zhu's ink brush, Ji Xueting had already been granted the celestial talisman and obtained the official position of a mountain god.

The so-called mountain god, as the name implies, is the lord of the mountain.

It is mentioned in "Taiqing Jinyu Yuhua Fairy Book": There are great mountain gods in the mountains, and there are small mountain gods in the small mountains.Ordinary people who cultivate immortals mostly like to find a quiet place with beautiful mountains and clear waters to practice in a hut.But this mountain is not something you can enter casually, just like you need to say hello when you arrive at someone's house. If a practitioner wants to enter the mountain to practice, he naturally needs to say hello to the mountain god in advance.Prepare some vegetarian tea and wine to make offerings to complete the process.

On weekdays, some mountain people who rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, if they want to go to the mountains to cut firewood and hunt, they will offer some meager tributes from time to time, in order to ask the gods to take care of them.

In fact, logically speaking, this position is not bad.

Although they can only stay in the deep mountains and old forests without seeing the sun for many years, and the offerings of incense are usually shabby and meager, but in the end they are still noble and leisurely, much better than those in poor and remote places.

However, Ji Xueting could see it very clearly. After hearing the place name "Yingshan" in Li Zhu's mouth, all the immortal officials who loved Ji Xueting because of human dramas all changed their faces.

"His Royal Highness Li Zhu, this, this, this is not good?!"

The little fairy official who originally wanted to keep Ji Xueting in the heaven even blurted out in desperation.

But only halfway through the words, the little fairy officer realized something was wrong, and his voice suddenly dropped.

"That kind of evil place where evil and poison flow freely, where Taoism does not reach, is really, really..."

Hearing the whisper of the little fairy official, Ji Xueting vaguely remembered where Yingshan was.

That's really... not a good place to go.

People in the world often say that there are poor mountains and bad waters, so Mount Ying is probably the poor mountains and bad waters in the poor mountains and bad waters.Qingzhou was originally located at the border of the Eight Desolation, the people's livelihood was withered, and the atmosphere was sluggish, and Mount Ying was on the edge of Qingzhou.Probably because it is too close to the poles of the earth so that the veins of the land are different, Mount Ying and even the surrounding hundred miles of Mount Ying are all dead places where no vegetation grows and everything does not grow.Even when the immortals came here, most of them had difficulty in operating their immortal power and greatly reduced their cultivation because their aura was too thin.

If you stay longer, the immortals who are not so good at Taoism can even end up in the same situation as ordinary people here.

It's no wonder that the Lord of the Mountain God in this land of Yingshan has been vacant for a hundred years, and it's even more difficult for Li Zhu to find such a ghostly place from the Eight Desolation Continent for Ji Xueting.

Just by looking at the expressions of the other immortal officials, one can imagine that Ji Xueting's temporary immortal life, which is about to begin, will probably be... very difficult.

After doing such a blatantly villainous act, Li Zhu was in high spirits, and was watching Ji Xueting again, obviously waiting for this beautiful fairy with shallow cultivation and little knowledge to have a fit.

Unexpectedly, after discovering that he was sent to such a place that gods and ghosts hate, Ji Xueting first asked another completely irrelevant sentence: "...His Royal Highness Li Zhu, may I have received a formal immortality?" Are you employed?"

"nature."

Li Zhu replied hesitantly.

"Then, can I... now go to Naying Mountain to take up the post?"

Ji Xueting asked again.

"Uh... this... of course."

Li Zhu replied again.

Hearing this affirmation, Ji Xueting suddenly felt relieved.

Before Li Zhu could speak again, Ji Xueting made a decisive decision and directly bowed down, bowed respectfully to Li Zhu, and then quickly left Tongming Hall with the fairy talisman.

Looking at his posture of leaving the cloud, it doesn't look like he is going to take office, but he looks like he is running for his life.

"Wait, wait a minute, you don't have to struggle, you can actually discuss it—hey—wait—"

Li Zhu yelled, but Ji Xueting had clearly heard Li Zhu's shout that day, but the auspicious cloud under his feet did not slow down at all, but suddenly accelerated, and just like that, it turned into an afterimage and disappeared into the sky.

Only Li Zhu was left standing in the Tongming Hall, dumbstruck, unable to recover for a while.

I have been speechless for a long time.Only then did he grab the adjutant next to him, wondering, "Why is this man resisting? Doesn't he know what the hell is Yingshan?"

The adjutant beside him glanced at him, and said calmly: "I see this fairy's expression, he should know it."

The phoenix fire around Li Zhu's body became dimmer.

He said again: "Then why did he run away like this?"

The adjutant said: "Probably because I don't want to stay in the heaven."

The puzzlement in Li Zhu's tone became more and more profound: "I don't want to stay in the heaven? Then there's no need to be like this... Besides, isn't there a special life-to-death relationship between him and Tianqu, and a special hatred for Hai Qingtian? Why did he leave it behind?" The widow just ran away like that?"

Hearing this sentence, the adjutant groaned for a long time, and then responded sullenly: "Your Highness, you should read less scripts in the future."

Ji Xueting naturally didn't know that His Royal Highness Phoenix, who had a bad temper in Tongming Palace, was now deeply entangled and confused.

The post of Immortal Lord of Yingshan Mountain is naturally not a good job, but Ji Xueting didn't feel too depressed if he could escape from the Tongming Palace in time.

Anyway, he has been studying in the world for so many years, he has been to places with beautiful mountains and clear waters, and he has also drilled in ghost caves in Yaoshan Mountain. More painful?

Thinking of this, Ji Xueting felt more relieved, and walked towards the passageway of the lower realm of the Nantian Gate more and more briskly. The libretto of life and grievances has become empty".

Such a happy and carefree appearance is particularly conspicuous among the busy rankless immortal officials, which provokes many immortals... Occasionally, some immortal officials will take a look at him from time to time.

However, just like what Ji Xueting complained before, the day of his ascension was indeed not optimistic about the almanac, it was not a good day, and many things went wrong.Seeing that he was about to descend to the mortal world and return to the human world, another accident happened unexpectedly.

When Ji Xueting walked halfway, he saw jade girls, fairies, children, officials, and immortals huddled together in front of him, bustling and bustling, and began to rush back.

Seeing that Ji Xueting was still walking towards the South Heaven Gate, and there was an immortal talisman in his hand, obviously he was a new immortal official who was going to take up his post, a kind person reminded him: "This fairy friend, the road ahead is closed, so I can't go there. , you should take a detour in advance and go down from the Luoyun Ladder."

Ji Xueting was startled, and quickly thanked him. After asking how to get to the Luoyun Ladder, he couldn't hold back his words and asked casually: "Dare to ask this senior, why is the road ahead closed?"

The immortal smiled habitually, and replied: "I'm afraid this immortal friend has just ascended? In fact, it is not uncommon for the upper world to be closed like this." He pointed to the top of his head and said, "Today This time it’s still the same as before. It’s our Tianqu Shangxian who wants to retreat and suppress demons. In order to avoid people’s disturbance, that’s why he has to seal Sanxiao’s celestial road. The cloud road was completely cut off. No, we had to take a detour. Sigh... But there is no other way. Now the whole world is restless, and the devil is often insane when he is suppressed in the prison. If there is no Shangxian suppression It fled to the human world, and I don't know how much trouble it will cause. At that time, we people will be busy again. If that happens, my hair will almost fall out...Little brother, I just want to see your good looks I told you, oh, it’s really tiring to work now... 3000 years ago, Taiyi Zhenren only needed half a batch of merits for a pot of hair growth pills, and you can buy one and get one free, but now the price has increased to seven volumes of merits It’s okay, you listen to the price, it’s true, and even if you take that merit in the past, you may not be able to buy it, but you still have to buy his rejuvenation pills, Tuzhen pills, etc. What distribution, you say yes It's not sick—"

Ji Xueting walked with the kind-hearted fairy official for a short distance, and his head was already buzzing. All he could think about was going to heaven. In the end, the pills for throat diseases actually had a signboard saying that they were selling rejuvenation pills, and so on.

After finally separating from the fairy official, Ji Xueting stood still for a moment, faintly feeling that he seemed to care about some things before, but now he can't remember anything.

Ji Xueting didn't struggle too much, and didn't think about it any more, and still followed the path pointed by the good-hearted fairy to find the opening of the falling ladder.

But after all, it was a newcomer, Ji Xueting clearly followed that person's directions, but after walking around, for some reason, he came to a peach grove full of peach blossoms.

Ji Xueting was originally focused on finding the way, but at this moment he involuntarily stopped and looked up at the pink cloud-like peach blossoms.Among the shadows of scattered trees are whirling pink clouds, and every peach blossom is blooming so well that none of the petals seem to be withering.

"This...is the peach blossom of the heavens."

Ji Xueting was startled, and sighed softly.

then……

The first time he met that person back then, it seemed that it was also in an extremely brilliant peach blossom forest.

The most favored little prince of the Xuan Dynasty drank and yelled "Drunk Yi Peach Blossom Fairy", drunkenly climbed up the tree, the palace people were frightened and shouted non-stop, the result directly attracted the prince, and the prince guests.

When the man walked under the tree, it happened that Ji Xueting was unsteady and fell directly from the tree.

Ji Xueting fell into his arms.

It's just that the peach blossom trees in the world are not the peach blossom trees in the heavens. The branches and leaves of the peach blossom trees in the world are shaking, and the flowers fall like rain.

Now that Ji Xueting recalled the past again, he found that all he could remember was the pink petals flying all over the sky at that moment... and he couldn't remember the face and expression of that person at all.

"hiss--"

And at this moment, Ji Xueting glanced out of the corner of his eye, and a shadow instantly brought him back to his senses.

It was something that sprang out from the peach blossoms, and then fell straight towards him.

In the blink of an eye, Ji Xueting suddenly reached out and grabbed the thing by the neck.

In fact, it was only a little bit close, and Ji Xueting had to directly knead the things in his hands into a ball of fleshy meat according to his old habits. Fortunately, at the critical moment, he suddenly remembered that this was not in the deep mountains and old forests where demons were rampant, but in the clean, elegant and tall place. of heaven.

So dangerously and dangerously, he withdrew at the last moment.

However, after seeing clearly what was in his hands, Ji Xueting still couldn't hold back, and let out a long sound of disgust with a wrinkled face.

"Alas……"

What fell into his hands from the peach blossom tree turned out to be a black snake with fine scales all over its body.

"This is too fucking disgusting."

If it weren't for the fact that the "black snake" was full of pure spirit and immortal energy, Ji Xueting would almost have thought that he had caught some scale-type demon in the fairy peach forest in the heaven.

Just, really... ugly, disgusting...

Especially after arriving in Ji Xueting's hands, the thing that looked like a dead snake suddenly became alive, twisting its body continuously, and just circling directly around Ji Xueting's wrist and elbow, clenched tightly up.