The actor is relieved to fly Xiao Wu Yong with him
Chapter 25 Pets
So Wu Silin didn't know why things turned out like this.
He looked at Tan Zhengze sitting in his house, and was speechless for a while.
Tan Zhengze made himself a cup of tea in an anticlimactic manner, then naturally tore open the package of fried chicken and barbecue, opened the beer, and waited for Wu Silin to say start.
He needs a tail, he's a big dog.
Such a big actor, is he usually so shameless? ?
Wu Silin was still in shock, Tan Zhengze looked around for a week and said in a low voice, "It's so hot."
So Tan Zhengze took off his coat.
After taking off his coat, he tugged at the collar of his shirt and said to himself, "It's still hot."
So he undid four or five more buttons of his shirt.
The shirt is dark red velvet, fully buttoned up, and the collarbone is exposed.
Wu Silin really wanted to ask: It's not summer yet, are you really this hot? ?
Wu Silin didn't ask, Tan Zhengze is a terrible person, he does everything and says everything in a very special and extremely natural way.
This kind of feeling is like, if he takes off his clothes in front of Wu Silin, it will only make people feel that the room is too hot.
This feeling is like, even if a peerless beauty strips off to seduce him now, he can still look at the girl expressionlessly and teach her to recite the core socialist values.
terrible.Wu Silin thought.
Tan Zhengze sniffed the smell in the air slightly, leaned back slightly, and rested his right hand on the edge of the sofa.From Wu Silin's point of view, the other party's well-proportioned muscles were wrapped under the crimson shirt, and the clavicle was exposed because of the unbuttoned clothes, and the facial contours were more angular because of the sideways appearance.
A word completely irrelevant to this situation flashed in Wu Silin's mind:
color | lure.
Tan Zhengze asked suddenly: "Do you have the fragrance of bamboo on your body? It's very special."
This perfume is very rare, and you can only ask it if you are close at hand.Wu Silin subconsciously froze for a moment.
At this moment, Tan Zhengze's low laughter rang out: "Do I look so scary?"
Wu Silin decided to talk to him: "No, you are such a big film star, what is the reason for you to come and go with me?"
Tan Zhengze tore a chicken leg slowly and looked up at him: "You really hate me?"
Hearing Tan Zhengze's question, Wu Silin remembered Tan Zhengze's care for him before, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only say: "That's not true."
Seeing Wu Silin's attitude soften, Tan Zhengze handed him a chicken leg. "Then let's eat first, and I'll go back after eating."
Wu Silin: "..."
I don't seem to mean to drive him away?
Wu Silin took the chicken leg, and the two of them started to eat in peace.
When he was almost finished eating, Tan Zhengze arranged and reorganized the bones into the shape of a human with chicken wings.
"Do you know who this is?"
Wu Silin took a sip of beer: "Alien?"
Tan Zhengze said slowly: "You are wrong, this is Michael."
Wu Silin almost spit out the wine with a sip.He had read the Bible, and even looked up the angels that appeared in the Bible on a whim.Michael in the data is an angel of strength, beautiful and holy.
Tan Zhengze: "Isn't this Michael? I specially added some muscles to him."
Yes, a few pieces of chicken.
This is undoubtedly the worst time for the beautiful Archangel to be hacked.
Wu Silin: "Are you a fan of Michael?"
"I'm not." Tan Zhengze thought for a while, and sprinkled some black pepper on the chicken wings. "Guess what I'm doing?"
Wu Silin: "...Don't you tell me that you are creating fallen angel wings?"
Tan Zhengze blinked and nodded. "You guessed it right, then guess who he is now?"
Wu Silin: "...I don't want to guess."
Tan Zhengze: "Congratulations, you got the answer right. This is Lucifer."
Wu Silin: ...
Who can teach Wu Silin what to do in this situation? ?
Before Wu Silin could speak, Tan Zhengze's cell phone rang.Tan Zhengze was fiddling with chicken bones with his gloves on, and his mobile phone was placed on the dining table, so he motioned for Wu Silin to pick it up for him.
Wu Silin: "I take it?"
Tan Zhengze: "Click it for me to turn on the speakerphone."
The phone was connected, and the person on the other side said: "Teacher Tan, there is no one at your house, and your valuables have been delivered to the door."
Tan Zhengze continued to fiddle with his "Lucifer" with his head down, talking casually.
"I'm on the opposite side, just leave your things by the door."
The person on the opposite side hesitated for a moment, said "Okay, pick it up as soon as possible", and hung up the phone.
Then there was a slight knock on Wu Silin's door, Tan Zhengze raised his eyes and glanced at Wu Silin, motioning him to go to the door to get it, and wash his hands himself.
So when Tan Zhengze came out of the bathroom, he saw an extremely funny scene.
Wu Silin stood at the door, staring at the kitten in the pet cage.
This is a five-month-old leopard cat raised by Tan Zhengze.Thick head and tiger brain, smooth and watery.
Seeing Tan Zhengze come out, Wu Silin opened his mouth as if seeing a savior. "Get it away! I hate kittens!"
The switch of the cage has long been loosened due to the turbulence of the journey. Seeing the human cat, the cat was a little excited, stretched out its paw and "clicked", and the iron cage door opened just like that!
The kitten jumped up and down in front of Wu Silin, Wu Silin took a step back with a livid face.Reluctantly, the kitten rubbed against Wu Silin again, then stretched out its two front paws to hug his ankles.
Wu Silin: "..."
Wu Silin looked at Tan Zhengze, his eyes seemed to say "Help!".
Tan Zhengze was about to pick up the little kitten, but Maomao performed its nirvana. It "meowed meow" twice, then tilted its furry head and rubbed against Wu Silin's ankle.
Maomao acting like a spoiled child, who can resist this!
Wu Silin's tone almost changed: "This, what should I do?? I have never taken care of these cubs!"
There was a smile on the corner of Tan Zhengze's lips: "It wants you to hug it."
Wu Silin: "I've never held a kitten before!"
Wu Silin said, but still squatted down involuntarily.He reached out and touched its head lightly, then said helplessly. "And then? How to hug?"
As soon as the words fell, the touched kitten seemed to feel the kindness conveyed by the other party, turned around and jumped directly into Wu Silin's arms.
Wu Silin:? !
Kitten: Meow~
Wu Silin froze in place as if he had been fixed, looking at Tan Zhengze helplessly.
Tan Zhengze stood beside him, a bit like a teacher, and he said in a persuasive way: "Hold it up, hold its butt, and hold its paw with the other hand, are you going to stay still?"
Wu Silin was somewhat inexperienced. When he got up holding the kitten, a small front paw was dangling in the air.Wu Silin came to the dining table with the kitten in his arms, and finally sat down.
Maomao seemed to smell the aroma of chicken, shook its head, and pulled a piece of meatless chicken bone with its two front paws.
Tan Zhengze took the bone away and taught it in a low voice: "Cats are not allowed to eat bones."
The kitten "meow meow" twice, then pulled another bone to his mouth and bit it, the bite was so delicious that he didn't even notice the big piece of chicken next to it.
Tan Zhengze took away the half-bitten bone again, and whispered to it: "Spit it out, you can't."
Seeing Tan Zhengze like this, Wu Silin wanted to laugh for no reason.
When the kitten put the bone into its mouth for the third time, Wu Silin snatched the bone away and taught it severely: "Why do you want to eat the bone? Baby, are you a dog?"
With a "wow", the kitten plunged into Wu Silin's arms, and arched his stomach with its small head.
Wu Silin was stunned for a long time before he stuttered and said, "It, is it acting like a baby?"
Tan Zhengze suppressed a smile: "It likes you very much."
Wu Silin couldn't help touching the kitten's soft fur, then put the kitten on the ground, and cleared his throat:
"I really hate kittens!"
Tan Zhengze: "Yes, I can see it."
Wu Silin looked at the kitten happily running around in the new residence without blinking:
"I really hate it and want you to take it away right away."
Tan Zhengze: "Okay, I'll be right away."
Wu Silin let out an "oh" and asked again, "What's its name?"
While tidying up the table, Tan Zhengze replied, "It's called Xiaoyu, and it's a boy."
Wu Silin said again: "I didn't ask because I like it, I'm just curious."
Tan Zhengze said "oh", "I know."
While speaking, Maomao had already jumped onto the stage where Wu Silin's collection was placed.It was too late when I heard him "meow, meow, meow". It was very close to a gold-encrusted emerald ornament, and its claws were pulling at the bottom of the ornament, moving it curiously.
Maomao: Exploring on the verge of being beaten.GIF
Wu Silin: "No, don't move!"
As soon as Wu Silin finished speaking, the ornament fell to the ground with a "crack".
Broken to the ground.
The frightened kitten jumped down with a "owwow".
The scene became very quiet in an instant. In the end, Tan Zhengze cleared his throat and looked calm: "Look, your home is not furnished like a cat owner. Cat owners cannot keep valuables close by."
Wu Silin was quiet for a long time, then turned around and pushed Tan Zhengze out of the room.The door was slammed shut, and before Tan Zhengze could speak, the door was opened again. Wu Silin grabbed the cat by the back of the neck and threw it into Tan Zhengze's arms.
The door was slammed shut again.
Tan Zhengze stood at the door, extremely lonely. "Can't I compensate you for that?"
After a long time, Wu Silin responded to him in the room: "No need!"
Tan Zhengze had no choice but to drag the cat's cage back to his room, and talk to the cat while working: "Xiao Yu, Dad failed too much today, and he didn't get the WeChat ID after staying all day."
At this moment, Tan Zhengze's cell phone vibrated twice.
One is Wu Zongyuan's news.
The content basically said that he and Wu Silin wanted to participate in the next play, on the one hand because of the excellent acting skills of both parties, on the other hand it can ease the hostility of the two fans.
The other is Wu Silin's friend verification.
Share and add through the "Wu Zongyuan" business card.
The author has something to say: Tan Zhengze: When I watched him take care of the cat, I wondered if he would be so indifferent if he raised a cub in the future
Wu Silin: borrowed
He looked at Tan Zhengze sitting in his house, and was speechless for a while.
Tan Zhengze made himself a cup of tea in an anticlimactic manner, then naturally tore open the package of fried chicken and barbecue, opened the beer, and waited for Wu Silin to say start.
He needs a tail, he's a big dog.
Such a big actor, is he usually so shameless? ?
Wu Silin was still in shock, Tan Zhengze looked around for a week and said in a low voice, "It's so hot."
So Tan Zhengze took off his coat.
After taking off his coat, he tugged at the collar of his shirt and said to himself, "It's still hot."
So he undid four or five more buttons of his shirt.
The shirt is dark red velvet, fully buttoned up, and the collarbone is exposed.
Wu Silin really wanted to ask: It's not summer yet, are you really this hot? ?
Wu Silin didn't ask, Tan Zhengze is a terrible person, he does everything and says everything in a very special and extremely natural way.
This kind of feeling is like, if he takes off his clothes in front of Wu Silin, it will only make people feel that the room is too hot.
This feeling is like, even if a peerless beauty strips off to seduce him now, he can still look at the girl expressionlessly and teach her to recite the core socialist values.
terrible.Wu Silin thought.
Tan Zhengze sniffed the smell in the air slightly, leaned back slightly, and rested his right hand on the edge of the sofa.From Wu Silin's point of view, the other party's well-proportioned muscles were wrapped under the crimson shirt, and the clavicle was exposed because of the unbuttoned clothes, and the facial contours were more angular because of the sideways appearance.
A word completely irrelevant to this situation flashed in Wu Silin's mind:
color | lure.
Tan Zhengze asked suddenly: "Do you have the fragrance of bamboo on your body? It's very special."
This perfume is very rare, and you can only ask it if you are close at hand.Wu Silin subconsciously froze for a moment.
At this moment, Tan Zhengze's low laughter rang out: "Do I look so scary?"
Wu Silin decided to talk to him: "No, you are such a big film star, what is the reason for you to come and go with me?"
Tan Zhengze tore a chicken leg slowly and looked up at him: "You really hate me?"
Hearing Tan Zhengze's question, Wu Silin remembered Tan Zhengze's care for him before, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only say: "That's not true."
Seeing Wu Silin's attitude soften, Tan Zhengze handed him a chicken leg. "Then let's eat first, and I'll go back after eating."
Wu Silin: "..."
I don't seem to mean to drive him away?
Wu Silin took the chicken leg, and the two of them started to eat in peace.
When he was almost finished eating, Tan Zhengze arranged and reorganized the bones into the shape of a human with chicken wings.
"Do you know who this is?"
Wu Silin took a sip of beer: "Alien?"
Tan Zhengze said slowly: "You are wrong, this is Michael."
Wu Silin almost spit out the wine with a sip.He had read the Bible, and even looked up the angels that appeared in the Bible on a whim.Michael in the data is an angel of strength, beautiful and holy.
Tan Zhengze: "Isn't this Michael? I specially added some muscles to him."
Yes, a few pieces of chicken.
This is undoubtedly the worst time for the beautiful Archangel to be hacked.
Wu Silin: "Are you a fan of Michael?"
"I'm not." Tan Zhengze thought for a while, and sprinkled some black pepper on the chicken wings. "Guess what I'm doing?"
Wu Silin: "...Don't you tell me that you are creating fallen angel wings?"
Tan Zhengze blinked and nodded. "You guessed it right, then guess who he is now?"
Wu Silin: "...I don't want to guess."
Tan Zhengze: "Congratulations, you got the answer right. This is Lucifer."
Wu Silin: ...
Who can teach Wu Silin what to do in this situation? ?
Before Wu Silin could speak, Tan Zhengze's cell phone rang.Tan Zhengze was fiddling with chicken bones with his gloves on, and his mobile phone was placed on the dining table, so he motioned for Wu Silin to pick it up for him.
Wu Silin: "I take it?"
Tan Zhengze: "Click it for me to turn on the speakerphone."
The phone was connected, and the person on the other side said: "Teacher Tan, there is no one at your house, and your valuables have been delivered to the door."
Tan Zhengze continued to fiddle with his "Lucifer" with his head down, talking casually.
"I'm on the opposite side, just leave your things by the door."
The person on the opposite side hesitated for a moment, said "Okay, pick it up as soon as possible", and hung up the phone.
Then there was a slight knock on Wu Silin's door, Tan Zhengze raised his eyes and glanced at Wu Silin, motioning him to go to the door to get it, and wash his hands himself.
So when Tan Zhengze came out of the bathroom, he saw an extremely funny scene.
Wu Silin stood at the door, staring at the kitten in the pet cage.
This is a five-month-old leopard cat raised by Tan Zhengze.Thick head and tiger brain, smooth and watery.
Seeing Tan Zhengze come out, Wu Silin opened his mouth as if seeing a savior. "Get it away! I hate kittens!"
The switch of the cage has long been loosened due to the turbulence of the journey. Seeing the human cat, the cat was a little excited, stretched out its paw and "clicked", and the iron cage door opened just like that!
The kitten jumped up and down in front of Wu Silin, Wu Silin took a step back with a livid face.Reluctantly, the kitten rubbed against Wu Silin again, then stretched out its two front paws to hug his ankles.
Wu Silin: "..."
Wu Silin looked at Tan Zhengze, his eyes seemed to say "Help!".
Tan Zhengze was about to pick up the little kitten, but Maomao performed its nirvana. It "meowed meow" twice, then tilted its furry head and rubbed against Wu Silin's ankle.
Maomao acting like a spoiled child, who can resist this!
Wu Silin's tone almost changed: "This, what should I do?? I have never taken care of these cubs!"
There was a smile on the corner of Tan Zhengze's lips: "It wants you to hug it."
Wu Silin: "I've never held a kitten before!"
Wu Silin said, but still squatted down involuntarily.He reached out and touched its head lightly, then said helplessly. "And then? How to hug?"
As soon as the words fell, the touched kitten seemed to feel the kindness conveyed by the other party, turned around and jumped directly into Wu Silin's arms.
Wu Silin:? !
Kitten: Meow~
Wu Silin froze in place as if he had been fixed, looking at Tan Zhengze helplessly.
Tan Zhengze stood beside him, a bit like a teacher, and he said in a persuasive way: "Hold it up, hold its butt, and hold its paw with the other hand, are you going to stay still?"
Wu Silin was somewhat inexperienced. When he got up holding the kitten, a small front paw was dangling in the air.Wu Silin came to the dining table with the kitten in his arms, and finally sat down.
Maomao seemed to smell the aroma of chicken, shook its head, and pulled a piece of meatless chicken bone with its two front paws.
Tan Zhengze took the bone away and taught it in a low voice: "Cats are not allowed to eat bones."
The kitten "meow meow" twice, then pulled another bone to his mouth and bit it, the bite was so delicious that he didn't even notice the big piece of chicken next to it.
Tan Zhengze took away the half-bitten bone again, and whispered to it: "Spit it out, you can't."
Seeing Tan Zhengze like this, Wu Silin wanted to laugh for no reason.
When the kitten put the bone into its mouth for the third time, Wu Silin snatched the bone away and taught it severely: "Why do you want to eat the bone? Baby, are you a dog?"
With a "wow", the kitten plunged into Wu Silin's arms, and arched his stomach with its small head.
Wu Silin was stunned for a long time before he stuttered and said, "It, is it acting like a baby?"
Tan Zhengze suppressed a smile: "It likes you very much."
Wu Silin couldn't help touching the kitten's soft fur, then put the kitten on the ground, and cleared his throat:
"I really hate kittens!"
Tan Zhengze: "Yes, I can see it."
Wu Silin looked at the kitten happily running around in the new residence without blinking:
"I really hate it and want you to take it away right away."
Tan Zhengze: "Okay, I'll be right away."
Wu Silin let out an "oh" and asked again, "What's its name?"
While tidying up the table, Tan Zhengze replied, "It's called Xiaoyu, and it's a boy."
Wu Silin said again: "I didn't ask because I like it, I'm just curious."
Tan Zhengze said "oh", "I know."
While speaking, Maomao had already jumped onto the stage where Wu Silin's collection was placed.It was too late when I heard him "meow, meow, meow". It was very close to a gold-encrusted emerald ornament, and its claws were pulling at the bottom of the ornament, moving it curiously.
Maomao: Exploring on the verge of being beaten.GIF
Wu Silin: "No, don't move!"
As soon as Wu Silin finished speaking, the ornament fell to the ground with a "crack".
Broken to the ground.
The frightened kitten jumped down with a "owwow".
The scene became very quiet in an instant. In the end, Tan Zhengze cleared his throat and looked calm: "Look, your home is not furnished like a cat owner. Cat owners cannot keep valuables close by."
Wu Silin was quiet for a long time, then turned around and pushed Tan Zhengze out of the room.The door was slammed shut, and before Tan Zhengze could speak, the door was opened again. Wu Silin grabbed the cat by the back of the neck and threw it into Tan Zhengze's arms.
The door was slammed shut again.
Tan Zhengze stood at the door, extremely lonely. "Can't I compensate you for that?"
After a long time, Wu Silin responded to him in the room: "No need!"
Tan Zhengze had no choice but to drag the cat's cage back to his room, and talk to the cat while working: "Xiao Yu, Dad failed too much today, and he didn't get the WeChat ID after staying all day."
At this moment, Tan Zhengze's cell phone vibrated twice.
One is Wu Zongyuan's news.
The content basically said that he and Wu Silin wanted to participate in the next play, on the one hand because of the excellent acting skills of both parties, on the other hand it can ease the hostility of the two fans.
The other is Wu Silin's friend verification.
Share and add through the "Wu Zongyuan" business card.
The author has something to say: Tan Zhengze: When I watched him take care of the cat, I wondered if he would be so indifferent if he raised a cub in the future
Wu Silin: borrowed
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