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[Landlord: Discuss once a year.Which department and major is this year's freshman representative?I crowdfunded a Wucantang sauce cake and want to know all the information about my juniors or girls. 】

1L: Where are the junior girls?Where is it?

2L: Brother 1l has been dragged away by me, please continue.

3L: Hurry up and post the photos. I don’t sleep in during a good weekend. I wake up early in the morning just to eat a freshly baked big melon.

4l: It's already noon, is it still early?

5L: How did I hear that this year's freshmen representative candidates are ups and downs? Is there anyone from the student union who came out to chat.

6L: I have a small position in the student union. The freshman represents a student majoring in finance, but the student declined. The college then found a student from the computer department. This student agreed, but was injured two days ago. If you can't attend, go around and find your finance major.

7L: I only saw the word "student" in a large paragraph. I believe the small position mentioned above is so small. I didn't even find out the name of the junior.

8l: Attached are [pictures of today's auditorium,] Damn, I love this little brother!

9l: The freshman representative is Jiang Zhilu from the Finance Department of the School of Economics. This year, he was ranked in the top 1.8 in the province in the Nancheng College Entrance Examination. He is [-] meters tall. He is a Scorpio. playing basketball.

10l: Don't let anyone stop me. I'll get out of bed and squat in the auditorium. When the freshman ceremony is over, I can still put on full makeup.

11l: Brother 9l, don't you just steal the student's household registration book, he only went to school for a week, and even his height, constellation and college entrance examination rankings were picked up.

12l: Sisters have wasted cosmetics today, the freshman ceremony is already over.

13l: Do you still remember the freshman representatives of the last two sessions?In less than an hour, even his girlfriend was picked up, what are these.

14l: Military training on Monday of the first year of freshman year. Someone or a ghost pulls him out to meet him. Don’t be fooled by others.

15l: He's not a man but a god, a direct student of the finance department, and attach a photo of a natural handsome guy with no beauty or filters on the basketball court. 】

16l: Isn't this the handsome guy I saw in Training 4?Or the younger brother?God has eyes, my beloved brother and sister have finally arrived.

17l: Is there a Lord?Is there a master?If not, I'm on it.

18l: Did 14l get WeChat?

19l: No, the real person is really cold and cold, I'm scared, but I'm really handsome and handsome.correct!One more thing, there is a handsome guy in the sunshine department in Walking with him.

20l: Am I the only one who wants to know where the military training of the School of Economics will be held next week?I'm going to deliver water to my junior brother!

21l: I have prepared the parasol and the ponytail.

22l: Do you still remember the freshman representatives of the last two terms?An hour or so of different faces, who might pick up a girlfriend again this year.

23l: There seem to be quite a lot of handsome and beautiful freshmen this year. Isn't there a freshman in the foreign language school next door?

24l: How many floors above seem to have been mixed with something?

25l: Roll call, 15l, 22l, what are you talking about?

As soon as Zhou You returned to the dormitory, he held his mobile phone and burst out laughing. One who didn't pay attention almost fell off his back. He pulled the gaming chair back and continued laughing.

Lin Ning looked at him helplessly, just now he was still sad about the next week of military training, but now he has completely changed his face, it is really hard to guess what a minor is thinking.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Let me ask you, do you know how tall Jiang Zhilu is? What constellation?"

At this time, Lin Ning still answered his question seriously: "The net height should be 1.8 meters [-]□□□. Constellation, do you still understand this thing?"

"Jiang Zhilu, this year's Nancheng College Entrance Examination top 1.8 in the province, [-] meters tall, Scorpio, handsome guy of high-cold style." Zhou You showed Song Ji Haida's forum.

Song Ji glanced through it roughly: "The person above seems to know Jiang Zhilu better than our classmates."

Zhou You said: "You don't understand this. Every school forum has a know-it-all, which is dedicated to collecting information on hot topics. But to be honest, I also want to know if Ali has a girlfriend. It's a waste of a handsome guy not to fall in love." Face, you say yes."

Song Ji was still looking at the forum, and hummed in doubt.

"En what?" Zhou You raised his eyebrows, "Where's your sister?"

"Whose sister?" Song Ji said with an incomprehensible expression, "I am the only child."

When did his family's household registration book have an eldest daughter?

Zhou You was one of those people who ate melons that day. He thought that Song Ji wanted to hide it. After all, there was an unwritten rule in the university that whoever fell in love should treat him to dinner.

"Didn't you call me sister that day? If not, who is your girlfriend? We're in college, and our school doesn't catch puppy love." Zhou Youyu earnestly enlightened this poor man who was under the shadow of being beaten by the Mandarin Ducks in high school.

"The main reason is that I really don't have an older sister. Whether it's my own sister, my cousin, or my god-sister, I only have one younger cousin." Song Ji and Zhou You roughly stated the family members.

Zhou You had a look of disbelief: "The one who called you at noon on Monday, you went back to the dormitory after answering the phone. You must have been there at the time, Ningzi."

Lin Ning nodded.

Song Ji thought about it for a while, and suddenly remembered something, took out his mobile phone and opened the WeChat address book: "Jie Jie is not a sister."

"Is there any difference?"

Zhou You and Lin Ning leaned over to look at the screen, and half a second later they suddenly raised their heads to look at Song Ji: "It's really Jiejie."

Song Ji glanced at them both: "Otherwise it could be a fake Jiejie."

Zhou You said: "Everyone in the class knows that you have an older sister, but now you tell me that you are not in a relationship?"

Song Ji:? ?

Lin Ning explained: "Didn't there be a few people there that day, and the news spread, and other classes came to our class to inquire about you, and they found out that you have an owner, and Jiejie will help you block a lot of luck."

Song Ji didn't care about good luck, he only knew that Jiang Zhilu seemed to be there at the time.

Song Ji sighed and said, "You broke my luck."

"I'm sorry." Zhou You apologized sincerely.

Lin Ning rubbed the seeds of Zhou You's head: "What do you say you, a minor, think about all day long?"

"I'm going to be an adult in ten days or so!" Zhou You stared at him, "I didn't say it, it was Shen Yu who said it, Shen Yu, the evil spirit."

Song Ji smiled helplessly: "It's okay, isn't this a misunderstanding? At the beginning of school, we still have to focus on learning."

Zhou You still has a lot of bad ideas, so he ran to the balcony and yelled to the neighbor: "Depressed, depressed, Ah Lu."

He yelled a few times, and finally someone from the next door came out.

Shen Yu lay on the fence and asked, "Why?"

"Where's Ali?"

"Ah-li told you to fart quickly."

Zhou You cleared his throat: "Listen clearly. Song Ji doesn't have a sister, and he hasn't fallen in love, and he said that his studies are the most important thing, and he doesn't want to fall in love. That's it, the meeting ends."

Zhou You's series of operations left Song Ji dumbfounded.

When did he say he didn't want to be in a relationship anymore?

Zhou You walked in and patted his heart to make sure: "Trust me, within half an hour, the whole class will know that you are not in a relationship."

Lin Ning said: "The whole class knows that Song Ji broke up."

Zhou You: "Isn't that the same meaning? If you're not in a relationship, if you break up, you're single."

...I was powerless to refute.

Song Ji couldn't laugh or cry: "Thank you."

Zhou You swung his hand and replied, "You're welcome."

The military training came as scheduled on Monday, and Zhou You was so anxious that he couldn’t sleep the night before, because he learned from the seniors in the previous class that the military training instructors at Haida University were very strict, and the training could not be terminated regardless of wind or rain.

However, he turned on the weather forecast with a fluke mentality. It was sunny on a Sunday and the temperature reached above 30°C.

On the first day of military training, a mobilization meeting was held in the morning, and the playground gathered at 8:20.

"A Song, let me have some too."

"I also want."

"Depressed, do you know that first come, first served, don't jump in line."

The entrance of Song Ji's dormitory was full of people, because they heard the loudspeaker Shen Yu say that Song Ji was holding a SPF50+ sunscreen spray, and everyone came to rub it.

"A Song, it's not waterproof."

Song Ji shook the bottle a few times, and sprayed it directly on the depressed face: "Just be careful, I only used it once."

During the summer vacation, he went to the beach once, and the sunscreen was also put in the suitcase at that time.

Seeing more and more people at the door, Zhou You was a little worried about how long a sunscreen would last, and whether he would still be able to use it in the future.

"Military training, don't you all buy sunscreen?"

"I bought it. It's not that it hasn't arrived yet. Come and rub it. After it arrives, you come to our dormitory, and I'll give you a 360-degree anti-sunshine bath."

The friendship between boys is very strange, they come as soon as they say it, and Zhou You agrees with one mouthful.

It didn't take long to spray it on the face, and soon the people at the door of Song Ji's dormitory dispersed.

Song Ji was just about to put away the sunscreen, when Su Yu came back again and brought someone with him: "What's the use of your 30+ sunscreen against the sun in Haixing City, 50+ is the truth."

Jiang Zhilu glanced gloomyly: "Do you understand what 30+ and 50+ mean?"

Shen Yu said, "The higher the number, the better."

...that's right.

Song Ji shook the sunscreen again, and walked up to Jiang Zhilu: "One more protection to avoid sunburn."

Camouflage uniforms are always hard to describe when worn on a person, but Jiang Zhilu's military training uniform looks rusty and ugly, as if he is not wearing the same clothes as others.

"Close your eyes." Song Ji said to Jiang Zhilu.

Jiang Zhilu and Song Ji looked at each other, and he faintly saw the smile in each other's eyes.

He closed his eyes.

Hearing Song Ji's reminder, Shen Yu suddenly had an epiphany: "Ah Song, are you treating me differently? You sprayed it on my face directly, and I took several mouthfuls of sunscreen."

Song Ji said: "I told you to close your eyes, but you didn't shut up."

Zhou You stepped in and complained, "You didn't tell me to close my eyes."

Song Jiqi didn't say anything: "That means you have closed your eyes, what else do you want to close?"

The sizzle sound stopped, and Jiang Zhilu opened his eyes.

"Spray on the back of your neck too."

This time Jiang Zhilu didn't say anything, and consciously turned his back to Song Ji and let him move.

"Hey, I caught you, you didn't let me spray the back of my neck."

"Me too."

"Me too."

Lin Ning also came to join in the fun.

"Come, come, stand in a row and spray together." Song Ji couldn't bear the childish behavior of these elementary school students.

The three stood next to Jiang Zhilu, and Zhou You was the last one. He looked to the side and said, "Fuck, how did I find out that our stepped queue looks like WiFi?"

From tall to short, Jiang Zhilu, Lin Ning, Sullen, Zhou You, really look like a standard WiFi signal.

Song Ji couldn't help but take out his phone.

Seeing Song Ji taking pictures, Zhou You narcissistically made a cool pose.

"Take a better picture for me."

Shen Yu: "You look the best when you don't take pictures of your face."

Zhou You: "Get out, I have the most beautiful profile."

Lin Ning: "Huh? Why can't I see your sharp jawline?"

Jiang Zhilu: "Maybe surrounded by fried chicken and cola."

"Hahaha, it's still Alujue."

"You can do it."

Zhou You: "Song Ji ate with me!"

The camera is fixed on the group of four, although the faces cannot be seen, but the youthful atmosphere rushes through the camera.

This summer, the smiles are wanton and the cicadas are noisy, interpreting the cruelty of Yang.

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