Remarriage booking in the live broadcast room

In the rental house, the sound of the mouse was very clear. The teenager was sitting on the gaming chair with his legs half crossed. His dark green hair was particularly flamboyant. He was wearing earphones with cat ears on his head, staring at the computer screen intently, muttering words.

"It's been 10 minutes since the game started. What do you mean by not firing a single shot? When you meet an enemy, are you going to give him a set of military punches?"

"The drug circle is coming over, if you don't have drugs, you don't run away from drugs, the drug addiction is quite strong."

"It's better to burn a fire stick with a gun in your hand. How about this? I'll throw a fire and you throw the gun in. Let's just enjoy the fire, and you will dance a samba for me?"

Shan Suixing's expression was not very good, he finished the round while scolding, and retreated four rows directly.He stroked the bangs that were a little longer than his eyebrows with his hands, and took off the earphones he was wearing by the way.

[Why don't you fight? 】

[Awesome host, no one really wants to feel better]

[The irritability of our stars is directly proportional to the winning rate]

The name of today's live broadcast room is [No one should think about it today], the name of the anchor is sinstar, and the introduction is only a simple sentence: Twinkle twinkle twinkle, the sky is full of little sinsin.

The name Sinstar appeared on the Xingdong live broadcast platform two years ago. At that time, Shan Suixing had just returned to China and was out of work. He accidentally started a live broadcast, and soon signed a contract with the platform. With his good looks and powerful game skills, he quickly became popular. Reached the front row of the homepage several times.

However, there are not a few who have good skills in the platform game area, and there are also many good-looking ones.Shan Suixing can stand out from the crowd because he has one of the biggest characteristics——

[To be honest, I've been watching the anchor for so long, but I actually did it to learn the skills of swearing. 】

【+1】

【+2】

That's right, Shan Suixing first relied on his skill at talking more than games, and his quick-tempered temper. The friends who had played games with him were aggrieved even if they won, which caused a lot of trouble. The barrage piled up in his live broadcast room was full of yin and yang.

At the earliest time, Shan Suixing hadn't shown his face yet, and all kinds of bullet screens were like: Someone with such a stinky mouth doesn't look very good.The rumors that have been passed around in the entire game area are: the rookie with good skills and a cheap mouth is said to be particularly ugly.

When it reached his ears, it had already become: that new anchor, Sinstar, said that his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, and he didn't wash his hair once in ten days!Then there was a really stupid guy who came to the barrage and asked seriously: Pure rookie, does the anchor really not wash his hair once in ten days?

Shan Suixing was extremely speechless, bought a camera overnight, and did not broadcast it for three days in a row.

Until I got the camera, I directly picked a time with more people to start broadcasting.I heard that Sinstar, which hadn't washed its hair, was finally broadcast, and a wave of people came to ask questions, blowing up the barrage.

At that time, Shan Suixing was still black-haired. In the live video, the young boy with black hair was well-behaved, with fair skin, the corners of his eyes were slightly raised, and his lips were pursed.

The young man with red lips and white teeth uttered a sentence clearly: "Welcome everyone to watch my live broadcast. I suggest that some people wash their brains out when they wash their hair. If not, just treat it as if I didn't say it—"

"Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, and report rumors in time."

Good and cute.

[I ×, who said that the mouth is crooked and the eyes are slanted and you don't wash your hair? 】

[You still need to rely on technology to make a living after growing up like this? ? ? 】

【Excuse me, I'm new here. Are you calling me husband directly? 】

That night, the live broadcast room named sinstar occupied the first place on the channel, and it was simply a real version of a large-scale real fragrance scene.

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"I don't want to fight anymore, I'm tired." Shan Suixing glanced at the bullet screen that came up, tilted his head and stretched out his hand to hammer his numb neck twice, "The one who learns to swear has gone to the wrong place. I am here for a serious live broadcast room."

【Serious live broadcast room】

[The most serious sweetheart anchor on the whole network sinstar ([-] cents for this article, delete in brackets)]

【Do you still fight? 】

The bullet screens swiped past one by one, Shan Suixing flicked the mouse twice, adjusted the live broadcast window, opened a new game without saying a word, and raised his hand to turn off the flashing lights of the mechanical keyboard.

【Good guy, sweet duo】

Shan Suixing only realized that he had accidentally cut to double row just now, he was not in the mood for double row today, let alone adding the word "sweet".While he was hesitating for a moment, the small speaker No. 2 in the lower left corner flashed:

Hello?Is it a girl?not back

There were people coming and going in Quality Square, Shan Suixing went up and punched him twice, wanting to say back: I am not a girl, I am your homeless father.He retracted the words when he reached the edge of his mouth, and turned to speak: "Sorry, Ican'tspeak Chinese."

No. 2 said: "Wai Guoren, can you understand Chinese? Forget it, listen to me, we, we Kangmu...gotop...you send rice. Iamp city wuyanzu!" ! !

The bullet screen hahaha passed.

[If you are Wu Yanzu in P city, I am Andy Lau at the airport]

【I am the school bully】

【I am the special forces in the air-raid shelter】

【I am the toilet sanitation worker】

Shan Suixing continued to act, but actually followed No. 2 and jumped to P City. He pulled up the angle of view, and danced in the air.

He landed a little slower, and as soon as No. 2 landed, he dropped a sentence of "Fa Li Mi" with an unknown accent, and directly dropped the order and ran to the building to pick up things.

Shan Suixing ignored him, and ran to the side to open the door to pick up things. After he had just picked up a gun and loaded it, he saw his cheap teammate barge in, and then continued to show off his English.

"Youyou...got what?"

Single follower: "M24."

No. 2: youcanuse it?Uh...why give me?

"sorryIdon'tknowwhatyoumean." Shan Suixing ignored him and pretended not to understand, glanced at the barrage, turned off the team's voice and said, "If I make any mistakes, please let this game punish me instead of letting me I'm here to listen to him speak English.

The number of deaths in the upper right corner keeps increasing, and the lower left scrolls through the killing information. Shan Suixing took the M24 and went up to the second floor to search for things. There was nothing good upstairs, only a medical kit was picked up.He went downstairs to find No. 2, when he heard footsteps, right next to him.

And No. 2 is wearing a green helmet, holding the S1897 in his hand, ready to push the door and rush out like a happy second fool.

Shan Suixing felt that it was time to let his young teammates know the cruelty of e-sports. The moment he went downstairs, he heard the crisp sound of bang bang bang, like the sound of artillery fire in war.

And his second idiot teammate was lying on the ground and struggling to crawl into the house, shouting: "helpmehelpme!!!"

Shan Suixing resisted the urge to shoot his teammates to death, ran over and shot the person at the door, and after licking the bag, he squatted down to rescue No. 2 who was still lying on the ground and howling.

No. 2 persisted in nagging even when she fell down

Shan Suixing couldn't bear it anymore, he stood up condescendingly and pointed the gun at No. 2's head which was turning around, with a kind tone.

"If you want me to ask for M24, you have the same skills as you? The opponent fired all three shots. Did all the bullets in your hand go into your mouth? The whole bragging is afraid that others will think you are a squib?"

"Don't fight when you are angry, you are quite angry."

No. 2 tried to refute: You are not a crooked nut...you are cheating on me &...

"I'm not insulting you, I'm teaching you. If you are deaf, it is recommended to donate to those who need it. If you can't play, I suggest you take off the hand that plugs your ear and put it on the keyboard instead of shooting yourself with your toes. Funeral."

[Little Star Eating Chicken Class has started, what should I do if my teammates are disobedient?Just scold me]

[The mouth-smelling anchor reported it, didn't he almost give away his head? 】

[Is there something wrong with Ning above? 】

Shan Suixing narrowed his eyes, took a closer look at the barrage, and said innocently: "Yeah - he was just scolded by me, but I might lose this game because of his operation. "

[On how to deal with green tea?It is more green tea than him! 】

【come on!Shan Ziling! 】

In the barrage, Shuiyou made witty remarks, sentence after sentence, Shan Suixing didn't watch the barrage anymore, and continued to play the game. No. 2, who was bragging just now, didn't even fart at the moment. Fight on, now there are only half of the survivors left.

Shan Suixing chuckled: "followme."

The second half was a two-person game on the surface, but it has actually become a one-person solo.A game of brawling for survival has turned into a one-sided carnage.

When Shan Suixing picked up a 98K, he had to pay attention to his teammate not to give him any more. Even No. 2 tried to get it after seeing his configuration of 98K and [-]x mirror.

Can someone be so ignorant?

Shan Suixing has 1 question marks in his heart.

Yes, it can even be a little less forced.

After seeing the head on the upper left, Shan Suixing opened the mirror directly, found the right time and shot at a very fast speed, one shot through three, the person close to the second person had only a trace of blood left, Shan Suixing shot again He made up for death.

Three kill messages popped up at the bottom of the screen.

[sinstar killed ihugbnjk98 with 11K]

[sinstar killed kkksta with 98K]

And the last small line of white words made Shan Suixing laugh a little funny.

[You killed lilmashu with 98K]

This is the name of the game number 2.

When Sui Xing shot just now, this teammate wanted to show off his awesome skills, but because he couldn't see the person on the opposite side clearly, he just caught up with him to shoot when he got close, and he hit the muzzle of the gun himself.

【666666】

【Bash our teammate】

【Self-casting】

Shan Suixing's only patience was completely lost during the final round. He was just about to run into the circle when he saw a long message from his dead teammate No. 2 in the dialog box. I don't know where it came from. Copied from a cursed website.

But for Shan Suixing, the No. [-] troll in the Asian server, this passage has no lethal force at all. He directly manipulates the characters to run into the circle without even looking at it, and his tone is indifferent: "It's too long to watch, but I'm playing The game is not for charity.

"If I really had love, I would have punched you to death in the first place, instead of letting you run around on the field and causing unnecessary trouble to other players."

During the conversation, there were only two people left on the field, Shan Suixing couldn't see where they were, so he just fired a shot.The other side was also a fool, who rushed over when he heard the gunshot, and was shot in the head by Shan Suixing.

Immediately, eight words appeared on the screen: Good luck, chicken dinner tonight.

Shan Suixing bowed his head to type on the keyboard, his long eyelashes drooping slightly, casting a small shadow on his fair skin.

【What's wrong?Brother Xing is so irritable today? 】

If it is usually just an ordinary ridicule, then today it is killing a person and whipping the corpse repeatedly.

[No, it's even more irritable than usual. 】

Shan Suixing scratched at his hair, his green hair was messed up.He crossed his arms and said in a disturbed voice, "What's wrong? I'm divorced, do you understand?"

[Wait, the anchor is married? ? ? 】

【Famous Young Young Marriage Anchor】

【Non-famous out-of-the-closet anchor】

【Now Yingnian got married and left the anchor】

Most of the anchors are young people, especially those who have some good looks.

But Shan Sui Xing is a deviant.Not only did he crazily test on the verge of being reported every time the live broadcast, but also directly announced that he was married when his popularity was at its peak.

What's even more explosive is that his partner is a man.

However, in the past few years, same-sex marriage has long been legalized, and relevant laws and regulations have been introduced one after another. The most attention-grabbing and controversial time has long passed. Although same-sex marriage is not as common as heterosexual marriage, it is not a particularly rare thing. up.

The main reason for the explosion was still because of his early marriage.

However, Shan Suixing didn't plan to announce his marriage. Anyway, he was just some netizens, and he felt that it was not good to say too much about himself.

However, just because he doesn't want to, doesn't mean that others won't be demons.

Under the insistence of a certain female fan who called him husband every day, sent him white private messages every day, and had her own WeChat phone number and even address, Shan Suixing finally couldn't help but directly announced on the live broadcast that he was married a long time ago and that he liked her. The person is a man, and he kindly persuaded him to send him a sexy photo.

Most of Shan Sui Xing's fans are not that kind of star chasing type, and they are used to scolding each other. Female fans like that are still a minority, so after the announcement, the barrage quickly exploded again, followed by special effects of gifts. one slice.

【Oh my god, you've already been married off?Why did you tell mom now? !Unfilial son! 】

[Just say congratulations, they are all fans, why do you want to be a sister-in-law because everyone is a father? 】

[The old mother gave a hundred star balloons with tears in her eyes]

Shan Suixing read the list of thanks that day, and his lips were almost worn out.

But now, the group of fathers who witnessed his announcement of marriage in his live broadcast room did not change. It turned out that the son-in-law they talked about had become an ex-husband in his place.

The author has something to say: Diligence has opened up a new pit~

The game won't be too complicated, it's all entertainment, the author is a rookie player, don't be harsh, the game version will not keep changing with the reality, don't pay too much attention to the details

This article is probably a mindless and unhappy love training process, I hope you will enjoy reading it (thank you)

The next chapter opens: "I became popular after the agreement to get married" is as follows!

Chi Ting transmigrated into a novel. The cannon fodder with the same name did all kinds of evil and ruined the family property. He was an [-]th-line scumbag and tried to seduce the protagonist Zhou Chijing with despicable means.

It just so happened that the plot went to the original body to arrange for the paparazzi, and he planned to go to Zhou Chijing's room and climb into his bed, while the other party looked at him with disgust.

Chi Ting quickly distanced himself: "Oh, I seem to have lost my memory, who are you?"

Zhou Chijing: ...do you think I'm stupid?

In order to save his reputation, Chi Ting arranged a whitewashing plan for himself, but before he started, the photo of him and Zhou Chijing from last night was on the top searches the next day.

For a while, Chi Ting became the target of being hacked by the whole network, but he, who was deeply involved in public opinion, received a document from the two companies, which read in black and white: Marriage by agreement.

Chi Ting: Stunned.jpg

A few days later, a topic named #周池景池Listen to Marriage# reached the top of the trending search, and fans expressed:

"Fake, he deserves it too?"

But Zhou Chijing not only posted his marriage certificate, but also announced that he and Chi Ting would participate in love variety shows and co-produce movies together.

Fan: "Hehe, just that Chi Ting who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the grain, and whose acting skills are sloppy?"

Soon, the first episode of the variety show was broadcast.

Netizen: "Fuck, this pool can listen to everything? And he looks so good! Why is he so good-looking! He loves him so much"

A few months later, the movie Reuters and trailers leaked.

Netizen: "What a beautiful face! This acting! You are amazing!"

Overnight, Chi Ting became popular.

And one night after the filming ended, Zhou Yuechi was about to ask Chi Ting when he would come to sleep, when he went out, he saw him walking slowly to the guest room.

Zhou Chijing grabbed him and asked him where he was going.

Chi Ting had a clear expression on his face: "Don't worry, I will definitely not tarnish your innocence, let alone beg you to love me, agree to get married——I understand."

Zhou Chijing.: "..."

do you really understand

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