God, your room is on the left

At 06:30 in the morning, the alarm clock started the deadly reminder on time.With his eyes closed, Ji Shang stretched out his hand to the bedside table, pressed the alarm clock hard, and the whole world became quiet.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Qi took out the breakfast he just bought from the cafeteria from his bag: "You don't look energetic at all."

"Headache." Ji Shang slumped on the chair: "Could this be retribution?"

"What retribution?" Zhang Qi put the breakfast on a plate and handed it over: "Eat, young master."

"Thank you." Ji Shang picked up a bun and gnawed it: "It's hard to say." If he had known that he had the Crow's Mouth ability card, he wouldn't have replied 'I got it' even if he was killed yesterday.

"Okay. The medicine is in the cabinet. Remember to take the medicine when you're done." Zhang Qi took a bun and prepared to change his shoes and go out. Help you to ask for leave. Remember to take medicine!"

"Qiqi, how can you be so cute?" Ji Shang burst into tears, and the key point is that the cohabitant is reliable: "You are so kind to me, I can't repay you, so how about I promise you with my body?"

"Go away!—then I'm going."

"Yeah." Ji Shang silently watched Zhang Qi leave the door, then continued to gnaw on the buns with his head down.

"Hey, why are you here?" It was Zhang Qi's voice.

Ji Shang heard the movement outside, as if Zhang Qi was talking, so he asked, "Qiqi, are you still leaving?"

"..."

As a result, when he raised his eyes, the person in front of him was obviously not Zhang Qi, that skinny monkey.Ji Shang immediately lowered his face: "Why is it you?"

"I'll come and see you." Lu Mingkai's eyes fell on Ji Shang's breakfast: "These are too greasy, you'd better eat something light when you're sick."

"I know." Of course he knows that he should eat light food when he is sick, but who will buy it for him?It’s true that standing up and talking doesn’t hurt my back. I ate well, but after being told, I just feel like I’ve eaten a mouthful of oil.

"I'll go buy you some porridge." Seeing the medicine box on the table shining brightly, Lu Mingkai asked again: "Have you taken your medicine yet?"

Ji Shang shook his head, this man just said that...

"Don't take this medicine." Lu Mingkai put it in the medicine box and explained, "It's expired, so I'll go out and buy you a box of medicine."

Then, go away...

Ji Shang felt puzzled, since he can't do anything now, he should go to sleep.I don't know how long it took, but I heard someone calling him in a trance.She smiled and patted his head.

"Mom?" Ji Shang only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and fell asleep again.

Lu Mingkai sighed, left a note and went out to class.After all, the daughter-in-law hasn't caught up yet, so she can't live without a job.No, it should be said that if you have a daughter-in-law, you have to work hard.

Ji Shang only felt that he was very comfortable, as if he had returned to his childhood, when his parents were still there.They will measure their height, and then, like now, they will touch their head and say, "Baby is growing taller again."

Suddenly, the scene changed.Ji Shang only felt that there was darkness in front of him, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw that his mother accidentally stepped on the ground in order to pick flowers for him to make him happy, and fell from the top of the mountain.The next second, the father also fell down in order to catch the mother's hand.He just squatted there and kept crying, crying.Until two days later, a group of donkey friends passed by and found him...

"Ah!" Ji Shang was awakened by fright. He glanced around and saw a bowl of porridge on the table, and a box of medicine beside it, with a small note on it.

Ji Shang got up slowly, got out of bed, finished his lukewarm porridge and medicine with a blank face, then lay back on the bed and stared at the ceiling in a daze.

"Ji Shang, wake up." Zhang Qi held the lunch box and shook it in front of Ji Shang's eyes: "I bought you porridge, get up quickly. How are you doing, are you feeling better?"

"Well, much better." Ji Shang took the box and tasted it: "Where did you buy it?"

"The cafeteria." Zhang Qi cleaned up the bedside table and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Ji Shang shook his head, the taste of this porridge was obviously different from the one at noon today.

"Yo, you can enjoy it."

"what?"

"This." Zhang Qi held the bowl of porridge for lunch today: "It's from the porridge shop."

"Yeah." Ji Shang smiled without explaining.

"It's really petty bourgeoisie." Zhang Qi shook his head and muttered softly.

I don't know if I slept too much today, or that dream was too real.Ji Shang lay on the bed and counted the sheep for half an hour. Not only did he not feel sleepy, but he became more energetic as he counted.

Sighing Lige: Why aren't you sleeping?

It's Shang, not Three: Why are you here every day?Have a job again? 【Manual tears wave ~

Long Sigh Li Ge: Today is the same as you, do you want to chat?

It's Shang, not Three: Silly mother... tell me, if you can't forget the past, what should you do?

Long Sigh Li Song: Since you can't forget it, don't forget it.

It's Shang, not San: What if you really want to forget?It is very uncomfortable and stuffy to be stuck in my heart.

Long Sigh Li Ge: Then go for a run and evaporate the tears into sweat.

Is it Shang, not Three: I didn’t expect you to watch bubble dramas, and it’s still such an old drama...

Sighing Lige: Will you be sarcastic about me, and feel much better?Although this sentence is a bit hypocritical, it is true.

Is it Shang, not Three: Maybe...

Long Sigh Li Song: If you are in pain, don’t carry it on your back, go forward with big strides, one day when you look back, you won’t be able to see that burden, and then you will forget it.

It's Shame, not Three: Hmm ^_^.

Sighing Lige: Then go to bed early?

It's Shang, not San: You really did what they said.

Long Sigh Li Song: What?

It's a shame, it's not three: the punctual alarm clock.

Sighing Lige: So now are you listening?

It's Shang, not Three: Well, good night.

Long sigh Li Song: Good night.

When Lu Mingkai got up, he saw that there was still a little light in the opposite room, and it became pitch black in the next second.The daughter-in-law is really obedient and soft, but why doesn't she have any sense of accomplishment...

After resting for a day, Ji Shang felt very happy both mentally and physically. BUT, he would be better off if no one deducted his salary.

"Morning, Teacher Ji."

"Morning." Even Ji Shang felt very happy to greet the students, and there was an illusion of harmony.

After entering the office, Ji Shang suddenly felt heartbroken.

"Mr. Ji, why is it so early?"

"Ah? Oh, yes." Ji Shang looked at the [-] centimeters x [-] centimeters that he had lent to Lu Mingkai temporarily on his desk, which was neatly arranged and spotless.And Lu Mingkai was grading homework on a new desk, and he was in a bad mood.

Ji Shang gritted his molars and filled the whole table with things, then sat there and stared at Lu Mingkai without moving, he didn't know why.Seeing Lu Mingkai suddenly raised his head, Ji Shang smiled at him as if to show his favor.

As soon as Lu Mingkai raised his head, he met Ji Shang's eyes and subconsciously showed a signature smile.He didn't know why Ji Shang hated his teeth every time he saw him smile, and he didn't know that as soon as Ji Shang saw his signature charming smile, he remembered the smile when he asked him for his autograph.So, when Lu Mingkai thought that this would be another hot face and cold butt.Ji Shang smiled, and saw that Ji Shang was stunned for five seconds, then nodded and smiled, revealing a small dimple.It looks green and harmless.

Seeing that Lu Mingkai didn't respond, Ji Shang stepped forward and knocked on Lu Mingkai's desk and asked, "Are you going to class?"

"what?"

"I said, are you going to class?" Ji Shang bowed his head and counted the books in his arms: "I'll go with you, those little devils are absent in class every day. The exam is coming soon, I have to keep an eye on it .”

"..."

"I said, don't you care?" Ji Shang asked, he had been distressed for a long time about the students in the class passing notes to chat in class.

"Oh." Lu Mingkai lifted his spirits: "Don't worry, why don't you! Next time I will definitely grab it, grab it with both hands, grab it with both hands!"

"Uh. You don't seem to be in a good spirits."

"It's okay." Lu Mingkai speeded up and sorted out the things he needed: "Let's go."

"You can go to class as usual, and I'll take a look outside."

As soon as Ji Shang finished speaking, what responded to him was the sound of Lu Mingkai being slapped in the face, to be precise, the sound of Lu Mingkai being slapped in the face.

"What is this?" Ji Shang was indignant, and pulled off the paper pasted on Lu Mingkai's face: "Now these people are advertising in schools anyway."

'One month, let you practice eight-pack abs.Sign up now, we have the best teachers, the best price, and look forward to your joining! '

Look at the figures of the male models on the poster, they are the best.

Ji Shang scoffed at this, and silently lowered his head to look at his poor belly, he didn't need it, he didn't need it, he didn't need it!

"Uh." Seeing Ji Shang's envious expression, Lu Mingkai suggested, "Why don't we go to the gym together..." I want to train my abdominal muscles, and more exercise is healthier.

In fact, Lu Mingkai wanted to strip off his clothes and let his wife look at his body instead of looking at other men.But such a wretched and broken thing, our Lu Xiaogong thinks he won't do it!

"Okay." Ji Shang agreed without Lu Mingkai finishing his speech.

"..."

"Then what, my friend said that exercise can evaporate excess water in the body..." Rub!What a lousy reason!

"Then let's put it this way. It just so happens that tomorrow is the weekend, and at 09:30 tomorrow morning, will we meet downstairs in the dormitory?"

"Ah."

"Oh, the old class is walking with Teacher Lu again today."

"The first class this morning is Teacher Lu's class, idiot!"

"That's right, but there is no class from the old class this morning." Classmate A was puzzled: "Where is the old class going?"

"You're stupid." Classmate B resolutely gave Classmate A a shudder: "I said that the first period is Teacher Lu's class, and the old class must be taught to follow suit."

"Teacher Lu's class!" The two girls suddenly reacted and began to sprint for [-] meters: "Run, run! Excuse me, please!"

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