God, your room is on the left

"Although you are students in the liberal arts class, it's normal for you to be bad at science, but don't you have to be a little bit more accepting?" Ji Shang stood in front of the podium, holding the student's test paper and worrying.Zhang Qi was just a substitute teacher, so he didn't have much energy to manage the class.In addition, today's classes all bumped into each other, and it was even more difficult to escape, so he simply asked Ji Shang to go to class to read the grades by himself.To use a catchphrase: the moment he saw the results, he was shocked.

"Liu Yao, five points."

"..."

"The highest score is class monitor Chen Qiong, with [-] points." The test paper is [-] points, so to put it bluntly, no one passed.After reading the grades, Ji Shang sighed, pushed the bridge of his nose and put on his glasses, and said, "I'd rather be a phoenix tail than a chicken head. I didn't ask you to have high grades in every school, at least not so bad that you are at the bottom of your age group."

Ji Shang looked at several class committee members in the class, and said, "With this score, you can be complacent in your own class—if you can still be happy. This score is the bottom of the list."

After being told by Ji Shang, several class committee members dared not raise their heads.

Just as Ji Shang opened his mouth, he uttered half of his voice before he was choked back by an unharmonious voice.

"Hey." A disharmonious voice suddenly sounded, and the young master Su Ze, who was sleeping drowsily, suddenly said, "I'm a chicken neck!"

In a word, the whole class laughed out loud without exception.Ji Shang could only pretend to sniff resentfully, covering half of his face with a smothered smile.

After class, Ji Shang walked quickly back to the office with a stack of lesson plans in his arms as if fleeing for his life.He had just sat down, before the stool was warmed up, and he was called out again before he even had time to drink his saliva.

"Brother Cheng, what happened to the students in our class?" Ji Shang was so tired that he was out of breath when he came down from the mountainside. The school is built on the hillside, and the scenery is good but there are too many stairs. Is there any?

"Students in your class, look at how she looks like a student dressed like this."

Ji Shang looked in the direction Cheng Xiao was pointing at, and a group of boys dressed in non-mainstream clothes lined up in a row, among them was Liu Yao who was not tall. As the only girl in the "negative teaching material", Liu Yao looked very special. The ground pulls the wind.

Cheng Xiao pointed to Liu Yao in particular—with her hair tied up, a T-shirt and a pair of ripped jeans, she felt cold just looking at it.Seeing that Ji Shang was flushed with exhaustion, Cheng Xiao didn't say anything serious.Ji Shang is in a good mood, after all, this outfit is much more acceptable than when they first met.

"I'm really sorry to cause you trouble."

Cheng Xiao waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, take it away."

"Then thank you."

"Young teacher now, oh..."

Ji Shang glanced at Liu Yao who was following behind, and pressed his temple, "Have you considered it? Or do you want to drop out?"

"Yeah." Liu Yao nodded, the necklace on her neck shook Ji Shang's eyes.

Liu Yao's application for dropping out of school was not approved by Ji Shang, and just like that, the two of them persuaded each other back and forth for half an hour, Ji Shang finally did not let go, and Liu Yao was also firm.

"Director, what do you need from me?"

"Sit down." The teaching director lowered his head to look at the document. Ji Shang couldn't see any emotion, and he wasn't the kind of person with eyesight, so he could only wait to be scolded.

"..."

"Oh." But after only going in for more than 20 minutes, Ji Shang felt that he was going to be dehydrated.

Looking at the food on the plate, Ji Shang lost his appetite at all, especially the plate of fried tomatoes with tomatoes.He was also very depressed, the students made mistakes, the principal suppressed the director, the director criticized Duan Chang, Duan Chang educated the class teacher, where is the class teacher? □□Student?No, we should take care of these lovely and delicate flower buds with the education of love.Huaguduo, your sister!All of them are wolves!They are all Tanmei wolves!Ji Shang burst into tears, in short, no matter what happened, he would have to smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.He finally realized deeply what is meant by a bitter life. What he eats is grass and what he squeezes out is milk. The salary he gets as a "nurse" is not even enough to buy a month's worth of milk powder—although he doesn't need to buy it yet. this kind of thing.This is nothing, the most hurtful self-esteem is that he is not even eligible to pay personal income tax.People can earn tens of thousands of yuan a month by putting a film on their mobile phones.

The more Ji Shang thought about it, the more he lost his appetite, so he ate a few mouthfuls and went back to the office.Liu Yao didn't come again in the afternoon, this is what Ji Shang had already guessed, after seeing what happened to the class next door, it would be good if he didn't come, Ji Shang thought to himself.

"You guys, the students don't look like students. The school was supposed to deduct credits, but a new teacher is coming today. You go and help the teacher get something, and this matter is over. Remember to let the new teacher..."

When Ji Shang entered the small garden, he heard the head teacher in the next class scolding him. He was obviously only in his thirties, but he turned out to be a mediterranean.The boss was spitting stars flying all over the sky above, and the students below could only listen like this.Ji Shang glanced at those children, one of them was lower than the other, so he couldn't see their faces clearly.But from the tone of his voice, he might be the students who were stopped at the door with Liu Yao this morning.

The first session was his class, Ji Shang didn't dare to procrastinate, and left with his book in his arms.If he could do it all over again, he would definitely finish listening before leaving.

After a long bell for the end of get out of class, Ji Shang was finally relieved.He didn't know how his class was taught, they were discussing Qu Yuan's poetry creation and appreciation.The result was abruptly broken into——Qu Yuan's life and sexual orientation.

For example: "Teacher, I have a question. It is said that Qu Yuan died because of patriotism, but some experts have different voices. It is said that Qu Yuan was because his man climbed the wall. Teacher, what do you think?"

Another example: "Teacher, if your man climbs the wall, what will you do?"

Later: "Teacher, don't worry, if your man dares to climb the wall, we will castrate him in minutes!"

At the end: "Don't worry, teacher, we will do what we say! Well, teacher, teacher will not cry! Stand up and masturbate!"

"..."

So much so that when get out of class was over, Ji Shang hurried out of the classroom without taking anything.When I think about it and look back, it is already 5 minutes later.

"Everyone, don't squeeze, come one by one."

Just a few steps back, Ji Shang saw a group of students in school uniforms surrounding a tall man. As for the face, it's a pity he didn't see it clearly.Ji Shang slowly moved closer. He forgot to bring his glasses when he first came out, and he couldn't tell the difference between humans and animals at a distance of 50 meters.

"Thank you." The man thanked him, took the notebooks and papers handed over by the students, and drew a few strokes on them.

Ji Shang's eyes lit up immediately, is this the rhythm of a star coming to the school?Ji Shang touched his pocket meaningfully, thinking that although he doesn't know many celebrities, it would be nice to show off.

"Well, can you sign one for me too?" Seeing that all the others were gone and only one student was still asking for an autograph, Ji Shang quietly moved over to it, and then silently read from the notebook of a classmate in front of him. Secretly tore off a small piece of paper.

"Uh." The man was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he seemed to show another imperceptible smile, but Ji Shang didn't know whether he was smiling or not, because the time was too short and his movements were too small for him to see clearly.The man took the pitifully small piece of paper in Ji Shang's hand, gave Ji Shang a generous smile and said, "Of course. Here, here you are."

Ji Shang accepted the autograph of this "big star" who had a good-looking smile like picking up a baby, and looked at the man in front of him like a saint.It's really eye-catching, and looking at the outline again, the foreign star must have left.I just don't know how much this signature is worth.Ji Shang happily thanked him with a note and left.Leaving the man alone to stare at his back until he disappeared, the man smiled and said, "It's so cute." He still used the most standard, low-pitched Mandarin. It seems that someone's plan to pretend to be Soup.

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: So, Xiao Shangshang, have you really seen a big star?

Screenwriter °A lot of fish [Procrastination]: Please follow up!I love European and American handsome guys the most [wretched face]

Artist °Macchiato [Procrastination]: Damn it!Fuck!Xiao Shangshang, is this the rhythm of the outbreak of girlish feelings?By the way, what does that big star look like?

CV° is shame, not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Ni Zongkai!Isn't it just two eyes, one nose and one mouth, just like normal people.

Planning°Niannian [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Different!We still have eyebrows!

Propaganda° Seven Years [Acrophobia]: Different!We still have eyelashes!

CV°Mu Youzhi [Second Second Disease]: Not the same!We still have nose hair!

CV° Lu Yaoxi [Procrastination]: The upstairs is too disgusting, I don't want to pick up...

CV° is shame not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Silly mother howling!

CV° Lu Yaoxi [Procrastination]: Mud howling!Come, follow me, silly mom will take you to play and make you gray~

CV° is shame, not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: ...

Artist °Macchiato [Procrastination]: Bahahahaha!It's only three seconds cold.

Completing the lyrics ° Mo Xuan [Second Second Disease]: I can't agree anymore!

CV°Changtan Lige [Fear of Heights]: ...

CV° is Shang not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Silly mother m!good evening!

CV°Changtan Lige [Fear of heights]: Be good.Touch your head~

Director ° Viola [Second Second Disease]: Uh, that 'M' is a magic horse?

Art worker °Macchiato [Procrastination]: Idiot shaking, shaking M?

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: You are so brave!

Planning°Jingnian [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Visually, it’s hand shaking, right? [And what is going to happen with that sweet pet who rushes to wash up and deliver it to the door?

CV° is shame, not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: ...

CV°Mu Youzhi [Second Second Disease]: The truth is revealed every year.

Planning°Jing Nian [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: The watch called me Nian Nian >_<-, which sounds like a dog’s name.

CV°Changtan Lige [Fear of heights]: What nonsense!

Planning°Jing Nian [Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder]: Li Ge, you bear!I remember you, don't let me catch you.

The author has something to say: [Take the lid on the pot again and come back to update the article! 】

Thanks to Mr. Sundial (can you call it mud if you don’t make it) for your strong encouragement to have this chapter~

[Da Chenzi is here to wish everyone a happy National Day. 】