God, your room is on the left

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: Why is the god swollen?The coloring letters are pretty nice. [Facts have proved that you really can’t YY others behind your back~

Screenwriter °A lot of fish [Procrastination]: Is it really not suitable for you to use emoji? [You can’t casually YY+[-], but we can open another discussion group~

Propaganda ° Seven Years [Acrophobia]: The front row photo is more than a 'V' [agree +[-]

Composer ° Tingfeng [Procrastination]: I agree with this idea! [Actually, I’m here to destroy the formation

CV°Mu Youzhi [Second Second Disease]: Alas, take me to play!

Propaganda ° Seven Years [Fear of Heights]: Despise the Screen Peer Party [I love to drag him out XX and OO!

Planning°Niannian [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Same contempt!

CV°Changtan Lige [Fear of heights]: I still have class in a while, so let's take a look.

Composer ° Tingfeng [Procrastination]: We understand, we understand.Little Sansan loves to be rough, your master is here!

CV° Is Shame Not Three [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: It's Shame Not Three!Also, it's not my family!

Sitting in front of the computer, Ji Shang obviously blushed.The question is doesn't he claim to be a straight man?Why do you blush just because of a man's words?Well, even though that is the great god he likes, it shouldn't be right?Ji Shang wept silently, thinking to himself, is it really so rotten?

Propaganda ° Seven Years [Fear of Heights]: Silly mom turned on the hair-blowing mode, your grandma is a bear, why do I always think it's cute?

Planning ° Years of [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder] Shaking M is a disease that can be cured!

CV°Changtan Lige [Acrophobia]: You are all old people in the club, don't bully the newcomers all the time.I didn't ask anyone to come out to say hello, so I left before I had class.

Ji Shang looked at the screen and gritted his molars, thinking what more could he ask for.If you get this great god, then just bend it, but what if the great god is just a rotten boy?Ji Shang struggled in front of the computer for a few minutes, but didn't reply a word.By the time he realized it, his great master had become his youthful bird and never came back.

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: I really only see the newcomers laughing, but not the old ones crying.

Planning°Niannian [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Damn it!That's it?

CV° is Shang not three [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Li Ge's silly mother howling!

Propaganda ° Seven Years [Fear of Heights]: Xiao Shangshang is late, your master has already left.

CV°Mu Youzhi [Second Second Disease]: Oh, what an annoying little fairy~

Planning°Niannian [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Puff!What an annoying little fairy~ [Pay attention to formation girls

Artist °Macchiato [Procrastination]: What an annoying little goblin~ [This stalk has been played to death, okay?

Composer° Tingfeng [Procrastination]: Is this meme really enough? [But why does the swelling make you feel it?

Later stage Macarons [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: The guy upstairs has focused on breaking formations for 30 years = convex =

Fill in the lyrics ° Mo Xuan [Second Second Disease]: I agree with +[-], but here is a newcomer!In other words, why don't we care about the great god called Geda?

Later stage °Macaron [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Take off the black stockings on your head, pretending to be a newcomer!But Mo Mo's question is worth thinking about.

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: Great song?What's the matter with the sense of sight of Columbia University?

Late stage ° macaron [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Puff!Suddenly, I remembered an advertisement saying 'We don't produce sisters-in-law, we are just the introducer of Jifu circle. '

Propaganda ° Seven Years [Fear of Heights]: Emma, ​​a man with a big song, sounds so exciting!

Planning°Jingnian [Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder]: It sounds more than just exciting, but it feels exciting when you think about it!

Ji Shang watched all kinds of complaints in the group and laughed, but now he is living in the school dormitory because the house he just bought a few years ago is being renovated.The campus network is really not flattering, and it is not normal to fly once or twice in half an hour.After being stuck for the nth time, Ji Shang had no choice but to say hello to the girls and then shut down QQ to prepare for lessons.

It was rainy in the south, and the sky was clear this morning, but now it was raining lightly. Ji Shang stood in front of the window and was dumbfounded.There is going to be a quiz soon. Judging from the current grades of the class, although they will not fail the exam, there is no guarantee that other classes will suddenly kill a dark horse.Ji Shang was silently thinking about how to lead this class well. The previous three classes had nothing to do with him. Now that he has become the head teacher, he naturally has the obligation to make good friends with this class.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Ji Shang finally crawled out from a pile of documents, marveling at his rare patience.Ever since I was a child, I have never been so nervous about taking exams. Ji Shang sighed, hoping that those little devils can pass the exam.Hours passed, and the light rain outside the window turned into heavy rain.Ji Shang stretched his waist and called another teacher in the same dormitory.After learning that Zhang Qi had gone home, Ji Shang didn't let him in. He had no dreams and had a good night's sleep.

"Get up, get up, get up! Don't hide in there and make no noise, I know you're sleeping!"

Ji Shang slowly opened his eyes, but his mind was still blank, he didn't know where he was wandering.Reluctantly, she stretched out her hand from the warm quilt, turned off the alarm clock, and continued to lie on the bed in a daze.Speaking of this ringtone, it was actually recorded by the master.Ji Shang clearly remembered that it was the first live scene he had ever heard, because he happened to be drawn to ask for welfare, so he struggled for a long time and finally asked the management staff to ask the master to record this, and he was the only one The copy was personally sent to his mailbox by the master.It was because of this incident that Ji Shang began to encourage himself to enter the online distribution circle, as long as he was a little closer to his idol.

Just after it rained last night, Ji Shang added a few more clothes for himself. He has been sad since he was a child.When I was in kindergarten, I sprained my ankle due to walking. In the six years of elementary school, I suffered bone fractures due to various reasons every year. Six times, on average, once a year. There were also various major and minor injuries.But these injuries seem to be good or bad, but when the temperature cools down, all kinds of problems come out.As long as the temperature drops, Ji Shang can't wait to wrap himself in a few quilts before going out.

In the morning without Ji Shang's class, Ji Shang couldn't bear to get up. After drinking a bottle of yogurt and eating a few compressed biscuits, he had completed the task of eating breakfast.

"Hello? I'm Ji Shang, who are you?"

"Teacher, I'm Chen Qiong. We have been waiting in class for more than 20 minutes, but the math teacher still hasn't come."

"Is Liu Yao here?"

"Ah?" Chen Qiong obviously didn't expect Ji Shang's first sentence to be this, and stammered, "No, I haven't come yet."

"Okay, I see." Ji Shang reluctantly sat up from the bed, "You are studying in class now, I will call Duan Zhang and ask."

"Okay." As soon as Ji Shang's voice fell, Chen Qiong answered the call, answered 'yes' and hung up the phone hastily.

"Why did you come back in such a hurry?" Ji Shang opened the door, and saw a man with a head of bad vegetables still knocking on the door, panting and standing at the door.

"The math teacher in your class asked for leave to go home and have a baby, don't you know?"

Ji Shang was stunned for a while, smiled a bit dumbfounded, and said to himself, "Why are you all going home to have a baby this year?"

"..."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"Substitute, don't you know? Get out of the way, I'm not in a hurry." Zhang Qi pushed Ji Shang, who was standing in the middle, aside, picked up his clothes, and turned to leave.

"Substitute for my class?"

"Yeah, you're not leaving?"

"Wait for me!"

After Ji Shang came out with Zhang Qi, he regretted it, it was so fucking cold.The two separated under the big banyan tree, one went to the classroom to the left, and the other went to the senior office to the right.Ji Shang's face was flushed from the cold, he stood beside the radiator and asked.

"Well, math teacher..." Where did he die?

"Ms. Gao went home to give birth, so Zhang Qi will take your class first." The woman sitting in the upper seat took a sip and said, "The school has already hired a math teacher from outside." Class schools are only a small city after all, and teachers are not easy to recruit. It is common for a teacher to teach several classes.It's just that two teachers left as soon as they left, and the school's class schedule is probably not enough.

Ji Shang laughed dryly, answered yes and left the office.There was really nowhere to go, so Ji Shang ran to the class to inspect the class.Standing outside the window, looking at Zhang Qi standing on the podium in the classroom, the students below were either joking or wandering, and very few of them were really listening to the class.Ji Shang stood outside the classroom for a while, when a boy turned his head and saw the old class standing outside, he immediately sat down and listened to the class.Ji Shang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he signaled to Zhang Qi and went in from the back to sit at the last table in the class to attend the class—that was Liu Yao's seat, Ji Shang ignored the eyes from all around him, and suddenly understood Liu Yao's position. Why do you reject this class so much.

After class, Ji Shang followed Zhang Qi out of the classroom, and heard a group of girls discussing in low voices.

"Alas, don't you think Lao Ban and Teacher Zhang are a good match?"

"Are you kidding me? What can two subjects do together?"

"Hey, that's not what it said. When two subjects meet, there must be an attack."

Zhang Qi couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and looked at the little girls behind him, he was depressed, why didn't he see them so active during class?

"Look, look, Teacher Zhang is obviously the queen, and it's impossible to be with the old class."

Seeing that they didn't intend to stop and shut up, Zhang Qi suddenly became interested, and turned around to ask, "Then what is the attribute of your old class?"

"Old class? Cute and fried hairy shou?"

"No, no, it's obviously a tsundere fried hair subject."

"It's not right." Zhang Qi smiled and said, "It's obviously an off-line subject."

Ignoring all kinds of screams from a group of girls, Ji Shang pulled Zhang Qi and walked out.After a while, he asked in a low voice, "How do you know this?"

"It's nothing." Zhang Qi smiled, "I just heard that you were acting in a Tanmei radio drama the other day."

"I recorded it when you were out!" Ji Shang was puzzled and asked, "When did you know?"

Zhang Qi spread his hands, curled his lips and said nothing.

"So, you are gay?"

The author has something to say: Dachenzi is just a student party, and he has to be covered by English texts and vocabulary every day, so the text updates are very slow.Girls can save and fatten up first, but I guarantee that this article will not be cheated, and I will finish writing it no matter how slow it is.

Of course, if you can have a few days to comment softly on Da Chenzi, you will be more motivated.

Sorry, and thank you very much.

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