God, your room is on the left

After walking around the mall for an hour, Ji Shang's legs were going numb, and he helped Lu Mingkai get things, and also helped him choose clothes and gave advice, it was simply a '24 filial boyfriend'.Ji Shang spent the last 10 minutes sitting on the sofa in the "boyfriend area" of the mall in a daze. Many shopping malls now have some seats or sofas, and even full Wi-Fi. If you are lucky, you can also get white water, tea, snacks and so on.

"Hey, it's the first time to go shopping with your girlfriend." A big brother next to him came over and asked.

"Ah, not a girlfriend?"

Looking at the three or four big bags beside him, Ji Shang felt that this girlfriend was easier to serve than Lu Mingkai, so don't ask him why he knows...

The eldest brother continued to ask, "Accompany your wife?"

Just as Ji Shang wanted to deny it, he nodded after thinking about it, "Yeah." Wouldn't it be strange if he said he was shopping with a man?

"Hey, let me tell you, you're not bad. I walked with you for three or four hours and the soles of my feet were blistered and there was no place to sit."

"Hehe, is that so?" Ji Shang responded with a smile.

"Yeah, how can there be such a condition now..."

"Ji Shang!"

For the first time, Ji Shang felt that Lu Mingkai looked like an angel, with wings on his back emitting light, the kind that came with a rose background board and appeared in the BGM.

"Here we come!" Ji Shang turned his head and glanced at the elder brother who was also tortured by a certain attribute, "My friend is here, I will go first, elder brother."

"Didn't you say wait for your wife?"

"Wife?" Lu Mingkai couldn't help but smile bitterly, wondering what stupid thing Ji Shang did again.

"Just kidding." Ji Shang smiled awkwardly, "Haha, this big brother really knows how to joke."

It was almost nine o'clock when we returned to the dormitory, and Ji Shang was a little surprised to see the light in his dormitory.After saying goodbye to Lu Mingkai, he hurried to the dormitory, thinking that it would be better not to recruit thieves.

The light in the corridor was broken, and Ji Shang, who was in a state of darkness, was desperately holding the key before reaching the door lock.

"Where did you go?"

"I thought I was taken care of by thieves, and I was taken aback." Seeing that it was Zhang Qi, Ji Shang heaved a sigh of relief, "Why did you come back so early today?"

"Yeah." Zhang Qi replied, looking like that wilted eggplant.

"I'm exhausted." Saying that, Ji Shang casually threw the key on the small dining table.Seeing that Zhang Qi was not quite right, he asked, "Is there something wrong with you?"

"It's okay." Zhang Qi waved his hand, and just as he turned around, he remembered something again, "Put the key on the shoe rack, and I'll have to look for the key again tomorrow."

Ji Shang: "Oh." It's all like this and still can't change the old lady's attributes.Now his whole body is sore and sore and he doesn't want to ask any more questions. If it wasn't for the smell of food stalls on his body, he would have been lying in bed and dreaming.Furthermore, with Zhang Qi's character, it would be fine if there was nothing, but if something really happened, he wouldn't tell him.

the other side.

Lu Mingkai wore black framed eyes and ordinary home clothes, his serious look during the day was different.Rubbing the temple with one hand while sliding the scroll wheel of the mouse with the other.

Big red bold font, this is the post that Chen Qiong said this morning.The number of clicks and replies is still rising.This post is not official of the school, the owner of the post is a graduate student.Although the school is not responsible for running the post bar, because it is not within the jurisdiction of the school, students can speak freely in the post bar. As long as it is not a big parallel importer who posts water posts every day, there is generally no problem.

Title: Take a look at the anecdotes of Teacher Lu and Teacher Ji

Don't lose the horse, the real man ([-]L): As the title.Two days ago, when I was watching a movie with my girlfriends, I ran into two handsome guys and took photos.It was only after a classmate reminded me that it was a teacher from our school. The two of them were watching a romance movie, talking and laughing, but they left after half an hour or so...

Instant noodles without seasoning packet ([-]L): front row!

Give me back my fork ([-]L): Live broadcast?

Please call me Fat Times ([-]L): The landlord short Xiaojun has completed the identification, and there is no picture to talk about!

A true man who won't lose his horse ([-]L): There is a picture attached, the host is not lying.But the weather was not very good at that time, and with my cell phone pixels, I shook my hands excitedly...

Caimeizi's Mushroom ([-]L): The poster's picture is a mosaic. Have you suffered from kidney deficiency recently?

Young Literary Girl ([-]L): Upstairs upstairs!

Don't Lose Ma Zhenhanzi ([-]L): Here comes the picture, a hot new picture!It is said that it was taken when two people were eating in the snack street, but the girl at the front line said that it was not clear because the two people were sitting sideways.Attached is one.In addition, thank you @Cauliflower Fungus for providing the information, thank you!

Brother Shui ([-]L): Add chicken legs to the cauliflower mushrooms! PS: Is the host not afraid of the water meter being checked by the school?

There is no seasoning packet for instant noodles ([-]): Now that I see it, I feel that girls are too much, not to mention that the phenomenon of illegitimate birth is too much, both of them are teachers, and they are not celebrities.It's not good if the school leaders see it. PS: Personal point of view, don't spray if you don't like it.

Ahhhhhhh ([-]): I agree with the upstairs, finally there is a girl with three views.

Lu Mingkai jumped up and down a few floors, and many of the buildings in the back fell to the landlord's bed, but more than ten minutes passed, and the landlord still didn't show up, and he didn't know if he was really gone or lying dead.

After 5 minutes, the post disappeared.

After returning home after evening self-study, the "real guy who doesn't lose horses" suddenly found that his posts were gone, and there was a "new document" on the desktop.

"If you don't want the 'Fundamentals of Marxism|Marxism' and 'May|Fourth Movement' in the E drive to be deleted, you can continue."

'A true man who never loses his horse': "..."

The post disappeared, and the administrator of the private stamp did not respond, so everyone thought it was deleted by the management team.Only the management team knew that they had also received something similar to a 'threat letter'.

And these, Ji Shang didn't know.

After a few days of peace, the drama is about to start, Ji Shang's first main character in his life.

Propaganda° Seven Years [Acrophobia]: Everyone pay attention, pay attention.The drama is about to start, sit down and get ready to grab the sofa!

Artist °Macchiato [Procrastination]: In place!

Late °macaron [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Yes!

CV° is shame not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: It's here!

CV°Changtan Lige [Fear of heights]: Yes.

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: Wait!Wait for me for 2 minutes, the computer is a bit stuck...

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: OK! PS: The above is showing affection~

CV°Changtan Lige [Fear of heights]: ↑Zhenlang.

CV° is Shang not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Pfft!

……

Propaganda° Seven Years [Fear of Heights]: Alright, the address is here...

Propaganda° Seven Years [Acrophobia]: There is also Weibo, love to repost!

—[Produced by Changtan Lige Studio] The first episode of the ancient tanmei radio drama "The Two Emperors"—

Li Ge: Take my family to sit on the sofa.

Is it Shang, not three: Sofa?

Director ° Pansy: Bench!

……

Sixi Maruko: Look at the show of affection on the first floor and the second floor with a smile!

……

The basin is uneven: the top fifty!It's the first time I'm so close to the Great God, the protagonist Shou looks familiar, but I haven't heard it yet.But as long as it is a great god's club, it is a drama!

Ji Shang didn't look carefully after he finished grabbing the building, and went to Weibo to forward it non-stop.

Artist ° Macchiato [Procrastination]: Please love every single dog around you: [Screenshot]

@长旦追歌Ｄ: Turn to//@是留不不三: Thank you everyone from the crew! //Changtan Lige Studio: [Produced by Changtan Lige Studio] The first episode of the ancient drama "Two Emperors"

Artist °Macchiato [Procrastination]: Enough is enough!

Late °Macaron [Obsessive Compulsive Disorder]: Enough is enough!

Composer° Tingfeng [Procrastination]: It’s really enough!

Seeing the situation, Ji Shang had no choice but to dive into Weibo and open the ED. I have to say that the songs and lyrics of the two girls are very well written, and the masters of the cover circle were invited, and they almost knelt down.

Because of Lu Mingkai's word 'Zhuan', Ji Shang's Weibo notification sound seemed to be pumped and couldn't stop at all.Lu Mingkai has tens of thousands of fans, and he will not remove the grass when it grows. He will only post on Weibo when the crew releases a drama or when a familiar CV celebrates his birthday. Fans still leave comments while making complaints.

Thinking about it, Ji Shang suddenly received a private message from Lu Mingkai.

Sigh and leave the song: Mutual fans.

Ji Shang had paid attention to the Great God a long time ago, so he probably reminded him specially because he was afraid that he would not be able to see it.

Yes, not Three: Congratulations on becoming my [-]nd fan. Here, please allow me to laugh at you. Don’t ask me why, because you are the second.

After waiting for a long time without seeing a reply, Ji Shang's heart skipped a beat: It's over, it's over!

In the end, before he typed a new apology, the reminder sounded more frequently, all @.

Long Sigh Lige V: How cute~ [Screenshot]

Ji Shang clicked on it to see, wasn't it just the private message that he and the Great God exchanged just now?So, this...was being molested.

In an instant, there was a piece of '[-]' under the two people's Weibo.

As a result, another CP building was added on the homestead rot forum: '[-]'

It is said that there are many people who are popular, and when a pig is fat, people will miss it, which is true.Two hours later, some people on the forum started posting small and transparent "is it Shang not three", and some even ripped it up directly in the CP building.For a moment, the fans and Heizi became one.

CV° is Shang not three [obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Sorry everyone QAQ

Director ° Pansy [Second Second Disease]: Hu touches Shangshang, treats those sunspots, we can all see your efforts. PS: If it doesn’t work, we will pinch it for you!

Planning°Jing Nian [Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder]: Qiqi is right, silly mother ignore Heizi.I have seen the so-called pick-up posts, and there is nothing explosive about them.It's all just making trouble for no reason. PS: Yes, we will help you.

Screenwriter ° A lot of fish [Procrastination]: Xiaoshang, don’t read the comments of those sunspots, but read the positive energy fans’ comments~ PS: Call me when I go, I haven’t done such exciting things for several years I'm so excited!

CV°Changtan Lige [Fear of heights]: Touch your head.Calm down, all of you, I posted a statement, address: ... No fights allowed.

I have to sigh that the great god is the great god, and the crew became quiet in an instant.Everyone went to the post to express their support. The main reason is that Ji Shang passed the selection and entered, and released the interview recordings at that time and all the audio dubbing files when Ji Shang recorded "The World".There are people who have recorded the same sentence more than 20 times, and everyone is not blind, so they naturally understand what these represent.Li Ge posted another Weibo to appease the fans, and everyone obediently returned to their circles to play.

Then, the so-called 'pick people' post also disappeared.This time, it's not as simple as threatening with a document.

Ji Shang's ability to resist blows is not that weak. After all, he has not been doing well in Two-dimensional for so many years. For the sudden attention and sunspots, he was happy and sad for a while, and everyone in the group After poking privately and thanking him, Ji Shang suddenly felt that he had unknowingly gained so many friends.

It's Shame, not Three: Thank you, everyone.

After posting, Ji Shang suddenly realized what it means to break ten out of ten comments...

Long Sigh Li Ge: You don't need to thank me, you did a good job.

Sighing Lige: Are you feeling uncomfortable?

It’s Shame, not Three: There was a little bit before, but not now＾＾＾

Sighing Lige: Well, that's good.Touch your head~

It's Shame, not Three: You silly mother.

Long Sigh and Li Song: ...

"Okay, I will tease the 'Great God', it seems that it is really not sad."

It's Shang, not Three: Silly Mom, are you there?

Sighing Lige: Well, call me Lige.But I would like to advise you that this kind of thing may happen again in the future.It is good to have a normal mind, after all, it is only two-dimensional, and the three-dimensional is the main one.

Three-dimensional, that is...

Ji Shang swallowed, and pressed the Enter key.

Is it Shame or not Three: Great God, let's face the base

The author has something to say: The above series is already blind.

[Following [-] words]

In the past two days, the number of words has been stepping on the bottom line, and it is even later. Today I will share a real story.

Last time, I went to the mall with Ma Ma to buy clothes, and then went to try on clothes.At that time, I went to the last room, and the others were all empty, so Ma Ma was waiting for me outside.In the end, because the elephant legs that I had followed for more than ten years became stronger again, the pants got stuck and I couldn't fit them, so I was trapped in the fitting room!But Ma Ma told me to go out and show her after I got dressed, and I scratched my head and ears anxiously inside.

So when I decided to change clothes and go out, I heard the following conversation (the voice is judged for not seeing the face):

Shou: Oh, hurry up.

Gong: Got it.

Shou: (complaining) Why did you choose so many clothes?Hurry in and change!

OS: How about attacking such a stinking beauty?The next few rooms are all empty, why go to the same room! (Verified after coming out)

While I was still sighing I heard something incredible.

Gong: (sound of closing the door, with a smile) Otherwise, you come in too, let's go together!

Shou: (acting like a baby!) I don't want it, it's so crowded inside.

But my brain was turned off. I originally wanted to record it and take it out silently in the dead of night (...), but I didn’t record it because my brain was hung up.

Later, when I came out, I saw a boy leaning against the door of the locker room. He was really leaning on it like a boneless man with his head down and playing with his mobile phone.

After I came out, I asked Ma Ma if she heard it, and Ma Ma said yes and repeated the most classic sentence.At that moment, there seemed to be thousands of mud horses running past my heart... Why is she so open, so scary!

It was originally used as a stalk of this chapter, but it turned out that the two in our family did not have this attribute, nor did they reach this level (well, I played it because the writing was poor and I couldn’t get into it.)

In fact, it’s not cute at all to write it directly, err, I should listen to the audio for you ← there is no...