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It coincides with the Children's Day festival, um, it is indeed a festival, and was forcibly pulled out of sleep by the cries of two children early on, Wei Xu opened his eyes and his heart tightened.

The two children were crying like something.

Squinting his eyes and looking out the window, Nima didn't even see the sun!Looking at his watch again, he was in a bad mood. You must know that Wei Xu only slept for less than five hours the whole night!

Let alone beauty sleep, even the most basic sleep needs cannot be met!Is this still how people live?

Even though the inner struggle was extremely complicated, and every cell in his body was clamoring not to get up, but the child was crying heartbreakingly, and Wei Xu couldn't continue to struggle no matter what.

As the saying goes, having a child doesn't even make life your own.

However, Wei Xu actually only took three seconds to get up from the bed, walked to the side of the crib, half-closed his eyes, picked up the two little ancestors, one on each shoulder, and gently kissed each other. Their little brains.

And the little things who were still crying a second ago stopped crying the moment they touched Wei Xu, and lay pitifully on Wei Xu's shoulder, babbling without knowing what they were talking about.

"Oh? Are Gundanjiang and Dandanjiang suing Dad? Who made you cry? Dad will avenge you."

Hugging two small things and pacing slowly in the dark in the bedroom, the child couldn't speak, Wei Xu said to himself like a schizophrenic: "Hey... Dad can't sleep for a few hours a day I don’t even know who to complain to…”

Rolling drowsy, lying on Wei Xu's shoulders, the blinking frequency of eyelids is getting lower and lower, while Eggy is staring around and uttering simple syllables from time to time, Wei Xu also takes pleasure in telling these The meaningless syllables are interpreted as Dandan talking to him.

However, there was an indescribable smell vaguely in the air, which made Wei Xu, who was also in a state of confusion in the dark, sober a lot.

"Which of you two bastards is stinky..."

Facts have proved that Wei Xu's nose is very sharp. The eldest son of the family, Wei Gungun, just gave birth to Wei Xu in his sleep, put Wei Dandan in the crib, and Wei Gungun went away with the smelly child bathroom.

Wei Xu muttered while washing his rolling white and tender buttocks, "Why do you have diarrhea?"

Wei Gungun hugged Wei Xu's arm quietly and let Wei Xu play with it. He didn't have any dissatisfaction. In fact, it's useless to be dissatisfied. How big a wave can a little milk doll make?Still want to go against the sky?

After washing Wei Gungun's stinky butt, Wei Xu hugged Wei Gungun and went back to the bedroom to turn on the light. He found that Wei Dandan was still staring with big eyes, looking radiant, and giggled happily when Wei Xu came back.

"Yo, so happy? Get out of your way and see that your younger brother is laughing at you for being stinky, are you guilty?" Wei Xu also smirked, rubbing Wei Gungun's tender neck, "Why do you have diarrhea? Fasting for a day today ?”

Wei Gungun also giggled when he was rubbed against by Wei Xu, he was not as sleepy as before, and his eyes became much clearer.

"Hey, fasting for a day is so happy? How about fasting for a few more days?"

Wei Xu, an adult, is obviously bullying others. Wei Gungun doesn't understand people's language now, what the hell is fasting!

Why is Wei Gungun paralyzed with a smile on his face while saying such cruel and hurtful words!Bad review!Stepfather!

Definitely the stepdad, the identification is complete.

However it was of no use.

Wei Dandan, who was lying in the crib, might have been affected by the emotions of Wei Xu and Wei Gungun. At this moment, he kept waving his small fists, "Dad, Dad!"

Wei Xu was stunned for a moment, and it took several seconds to realize that his son could speak!It's Dad!

Hugging Wei Gungun hurriedly to the side of the crib, leaned over to look at Wei Dandan, and asked, "Are you calling Daddy or Baba?"

I don't know if Wei Dandan understood or not, so she called out to Dad again with a smile. Roll, hold Wei Dandan in his arms with one hand.

Rubbing the heads of the two children with her cheeks in turn, "Eggy can call daddy now, even my brother can't, call me a few more times for daddy to hear."

Wei Dandan cooperated very well, patted Wei Xu's face with her little hand, and yelled a few more times, Wei Xu was so beautiful that she almost grinned from behind her ears, smiling like a yellow rapeseed flower.

After Deng Weixu satisfied his bad taste, he put Wei Dandan back on the bed, and then went to the side to put Wei Gungun on the diaper.

At this time, the bedroom door was pushed open by Xiang Qing, and there was a sleepy Xiang Qing standing at the door hugging a pillow and rubbing his eyes, "Son, why are you getting up so early? Don't you have to go to work today?"

"Grandson, both of your fathers have had enough sleep, so you called grandpa up. It's you who wake up so early to fight ghosts?" The conversation between Wei Xu and Xiang Qing has always been so casual. He called each other according to his preference, and when Wei Xu was in a better mood, he might call him Xiao Qingqing.

But Xiang Qing has always been called by his first and last name, or his son's son.

Wayward men.

"Oh, classmate Lao Shi said today that he has an event to attend, and I want to watch the live broadcast." Xiang Qing sat on the bedside with a pillow in his hands, yawning profusely.

"Hehe, didn't you say you wanted to break up with him?" Wei Xu looked back at Qing with a half-smile, and said something strangely.

However, Xiang Qing finally realized that he was talking nonsense, slapped his forehead, and let out a roar in his dantian.

"Fuck! What did I just say?"

"Hehehe, do you need me to repeat it again?"

Immediately, Xiang Qing blushed to the base of her neck, and threw the pillow on Wei Xu's back, "Shut up! The child is still sleeping! Talk less!"

"You're the one with the loudest voice." Wei Xu changed Wei Gungun's diapers, put them on and hugged him, and kissed him, "He's stupid and loud, right? Roll?"

Wei Gungun put his head on Wei Xu's shoulder and remained silent.

Well, Wei Gungun hasn't said a word until now, obviously he is the elder brother, but the younger brother can speak first.

"It's useless if you don't teach the children less, go away, Uncle Xiang is the smartest and most stable person in the world! When you grow up, you have to learn from Uncle!" He said with a provocative glance at Wei Xu, " Don't imitate your father, you are stupid."

"I don't know which of us is stupid, whether we are really stupid or pretending to be stupid." Wei Xu replied unconvinced.

Xiang Qing immediately changed the subject, "Go cook, what's for breakfast? I'm starving!"

"Where's Du Chunfeng? Isn't he supposed to cook today?"

"That guy didn't come back last night, he must have avoided working."

"Maybe there is something wrong. You prepare the milk and rice to feed the child, and I'll cook." After Wei Xu explained to Xiang Qing, he left.

Children's Day, on this day of universal celebration, Wei Xu decided to take the two brats who couldn't understand or even talk or walk to the shopping mall.

One is because of Children's Day, and the other is to celebrate the first time that Wei Dandan will call Dad.

How can you not celebrate something so profound!get high!

Of course, the facts will always be slightly different from the imagination.

For example, Wei Xu and Xiang Qing, who were in the shopping mall, were looking for bathrooms all over the shopping mall for the sake of Wei Xu's eldest son, and the eldest son of Wei showed his respect again.

The feeling of running rampant in the shopping mall with an ignorant biochemical weapon couldn't be more sour. Finally, I found the bathroom. Xiang Qing was in charge of watching Wei Dandan outside, and Wei Xu rushed into the bathroom immediately, rushing to the most tragic battlefield. line.

During the process of washing his butt, Wei Gungun's reaction was extremely abnormal. Wei Gungun, who is usually very well-behaved, was extremely uncooperative this time, crying and making noises, kicking his legs and shaking his arms in various ways.

Originally, there was no place for parents to change diapers for their children in the men's bathroom. Wei Xu didn't know what to do when he changed diapers in a while, and he was obviously already overwhelmed. Cooperate.

It's like torturing crazy Wei Xu and his old man.

"Ancestor, don't cry, you'll be fine soon, you're usually so good, why aren't you so good today?"

Wei Xu was in a hurry, finally washed his butt, changed his diapers, and Wei Gungun began to perform various fancy gymnastics again.

A father who was leading a four or five-year-old wife came over and asked with concern, "Are you sick?"

A word to awaken the dreamer.

Wei Xu, who was so busy, finally realized that Wei Gungun might really be sick.

Sure enough, the contestant who became a father for the first time is not as clear as someone who came here, Wei Xu hurriedly thanked him, and then continued to change diapers.

After changing the diapers, Wei Xu walked out of the bathroom holding Wei Gungun, who was tired from crying, and said to Xiang Qing with a serious expression, "We have to take Gungun to see a doctor."

Therefore, Wei Xu, who originally planned to go out to the mall to buy toys and clothes for Wei Dandan and Wei Gungun, changed his plan and followed Xiang Qing to the clinic.

After checking, it was confirmed to be enteritis.The doctor prescribed the medicine very calmly, and then ordered in a formulaic manner, not to eat fruits, especially bananas, and to reduce the amount of milk.

Wei Xu nodded beside him like an answering bug, Wei Gungun didn't cry at the moment, just sat quietly in Wei Xu's arms and stared at the doctor.

Seeing a doctor for the first time in my life.

Fresh tight!

Therefore, Wei Xu who came out of the clinic had no choice but to follow Xiang Qing and take the child back home. Wei Xu blamed himself all the way for not discovering the child's discomfort in time, which made Wei Gungun feel so uncomfortable.

"I'm such a bad dad..."

Xiang Qing, who was carrying a big bag and a small bundle, glanced at Wei Xu quietly and said that the one who was more unqualified should be the one. He quickly walked a few steps to catch up with Wei Xu, and patted Wei Xu on the shoulder in relief, "You are the big one." It's the first time for a girl to get on the sedan chair, so it's understandable that she has neglected her duties."

Wei Xu didn't quarrel with Xiang Qing, just pushed the stroller and kept walking.

As a result, the first Children's Day that Wei Xu spent with Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan was spent in a trance during the process of changing diapers and cleaning their ass.

It wasn't until midnight that Wei Gungun's situation improved. Xiang Qing couldn't bear it anymore and went to sleep. Wei Xu stood by the child's side. Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan had no intention of going to sleep at all. The two of them were having a great time crawling around on the bed.

Wei Xu, who was exhausted by this, just looked up to the sky and sighed, who charged these two children so fully!How about filling him up too!Otherwise, I can't afford to accompany you at all!

On such a day, Wei Xu spent the most embarrassing Children's Day.