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Chapter 33 My Father Drives the Children Crazy
Hearing what Wei Gungun said in the recording, Wei Xu's first reaction was to hug the Tyrannosaurus rex, and glanced around vigilantly, hoping that no one would hear the recording, but found that the camera brother was snickering, Wei Xu almost wanted to Helpless to cry out.
At the end of this issue, I must ask Xiang Qing to supervise the editing of the video, and absolutely not to release what shouldn't be!
The second reaction is that children's supplies and toys must avoid recording functions in the future, lest such words pop up again one day and make him feel anxious.
Finally, after calming down, Wei Xu decided to ask Wei Gungun from whom did he learn such shameless words at night!
After a nap, Wei Xu decided to take Wei Gungun to the supermarket to buy daily necessities, put on Wei Gungun's cute overalls, and was ready to go.
Unexpectedly, Wei Gungun stopped him, "Father, you are also wearing pants."
"I'm wearing this, I'm not naked!" Wei Xu was very puzzled by Wei Gungun's words, but based on past experience to analyze Wei Gungun's real meaning, this "pants" is likely to refer to a specific person Pants.
Wei Gungun was very worried about Wei Xu's unaware IQ, frowned, pulled the strap on his shoulder and said, "This is the same as Gungun."
Finally, Wei Xu suddenly realized that what Wei Gungun was talking about was the pair of overalls that matched the two children's overalls.
However, wouldn't it be a bit shameless for someone who is already in his thirties to still wear overalls?
"Uh... fuck off, those pants... daddy..."
"Dad wore it." Wei Gungun's stance was very firm, and he wanted Wei Xu to wear the same clothes as him.
Wei Xu was speechless. He did wear it. After being complained by Xiang Qing and pretending to be tender, he never wore it again, but... in order to realize Wei Gungun's wish, he went all out!
Ten minutes later, the life-sized Wei Xu and the q version of Wei Xu officially went out.
Both father and son are dressed casually, with white T-shirts and overalls, and canvas shoes.The style is exactly the same, the difference is that Wei Xu always maintains a refreshing smile, while Wei Gungun is quite calm.
The supermarket is not far from home, and it doesn't take long to get there by bicycle.Moreover, Wei Gungun’s special car can make Wei Gungun happier than any car with multiple wheels—the parent-child bicycle, as the name suggests, is a bicycle that can bring the relationship between parents and children closer.
The car can be folded and can be put away at home at ordinary times.
It is improved on the original basis of ordinary bicycles and integrates baby carriages and bicycles.The power comes from the bicycle at the rear, and the stroller in the front is also equipped with a sunshade, safety belt, and mosquito net, which can be called luxury.
To put it bluntly, it is a fancy show child.
However, the two brothers Wei Xu and Gangan enjoyed it, and would ride out whenever they had the opportunity. This time, Wei Gungun was the only one, and Wei Xu only prepared a VIP seat.
As soon as Wei Gungun arrived downstairs, he couldn't wait to sit in his exclusive seat. Wei Xu sat on the car seat, ready to go, "Wei Gungun is ready, please give instructions from the captain."
Captain Xiaotuanzi also frowned, commanding Wei Xu, "Let's go!"
The camera brother was panting with the machine on his shoulders, and the bullet screen in his heart: Qiaodu sacks!This is just a bicycle even if it has an extra stroller, right?How did you become the captain?
The Wei Gun Gun has already set sail, and the inner barrage of the camera brother can't be heard at all.
Years of persistent exercise has made Wei Xu's body much stronger than before. The distance from home to the supermarket by bicycle is completely ignored, and he hums a little tune all the way on the wide road... on the non-motorized lane Enjoy your ride.
"Dad! Hurry up!"
Wei Gungun, who was sitting in front, was very happy, grabbing the armrest in front of him and trying to get up from the seat, but he could only sit back in the seat due to the restraint of the seat belt.But this did not prevent Wei Gungun from being in high spirits, he untied the silk ribbon tied on Wei Gungun's wrist by Wei Xu, raised his arm and waved it.
Wei Xu smiled heartily, this son is too cheap, a bicycle that sits like a sports car can't be more cute.
Then, pedal harder.
Because Wei Xu was on a non-motorized lane, it was really inconvenient for the camera car to drive over and follow the video. If it was difficult, the staff had to follow Wei Xu on a bicycle and record all the way.
In order to avoid a sewer well with a missing manhole cover on the side of the road, Wei Xu gradually leaned closer to the adjacent motorway, and accidentally passed by a flaming sports car at an extremely close distance.
Wei Xuxin said which annoying driver drove like this!Looking at the car window, he was taken aback for a moment, and it turned out that Qu Chen was sitting in the co-pilot, sitting in the co-pilot with a solemn expression.
Look at the driver's seat again, it's not Zhao Zhixin, but why does this person look so familiar?
In a dazed effort, the red sports car left Wei Xu with a graceful rear, and gradually moved away.
Wei Xu glanced at the license plate, it was indeed Qu Chen's car, but who was driving it?Why does it look familiar?
Wei Xu searched furiously in his mind but found no useful information, so he simply stopped thinking about it, since he had already arrived at the supermarket anyway.
Arriving at the supermarket, Wei Gungun, who is familiar with the process, got off the exclusive seat and waited for Wei Xu to make preparations.
Transforming the bicycle into a trolley, Wei Xu snapped his fingers to Wei Gungun, who was standing aside watching the excitement, "Come on, big boss!"
Wei Gungun put his hands behind his back, took small square steps, and sat on the successfully transformed Wei Gungun.
"Boss, where do we start our investigation?"
"Toy area."
Wei Xu rolled his eyes in the back, and resignedly pushed his eldest son to the toy area.
He knew that Wei Gungun would not have a second priority area to inspect, and would start from the toy area every time.
However, the toys that Wei Gungun prefers require a little intelligence to play. Wei Xu, an adult, sometimes thinks, what the hell?This thing is very fun, isn't it? !Eldest son, can you play with Dad for a while?
In fact, sometimes, Wei Gungun was worried about his family status at home, and finally bought a toy he liked, and after playing with it a few times, Wei Xu came over to grab it.
Finally, Wei Xu returned it to him, and Wei Dandan came to ask for it again.
Why didn't you tell me about the big one and the small one when you bought it!Buy three for one person and one without fighting, okay?Harmonious Development!
In the toy area, the big boss Wei Gungun got out of his special car and inspected the shelves one by one to see if there were any new toys.
Wei Xu followed behind and looked around. Wei Gungun had the highest right to speak about things like buying toys, and he, the patriarch, couldn't tolerate it at all. It's better not to add to the chaos.
Wei Gungun turned around and came back with a sad face, "It's not fun."
"If you don't have one, don't force it. I'll buy it next time!" Wei Xu didn't think it mattered. Toys are the same thing, whether they are worth playing or not. When he was a child, there were very few toys, so he spent his childhood innocently.
Unwillingly, Wei Gungun turned his head and glanced at the shelves, and none of the dazzling array of toys caught his eye.
took a long sigh.
"Go buy something to eat."
Wei Xu's head was full of black lines, and this little Wei Gungun looked like, "Oh, I'm just here to accompany you to the supermarket, I really can't help you."
It seems that Wei Gungun just wants toys and doesn't need to eat.
However, a magnanimous adult like Wei Xu doesn't bother to argue so much with a little kid, and going to the supermarket is his top priority.
In fact, a pair of such eye-catching father and son pushing such a cool car in the supermarket is enough to attract attention, but in the end, a large number of people from the film crew followed behind. The people who were focused on buying products noticed the abnormality here, and someone in the crowd shouted: "Wei Gun Gun!"
Then it was as if some switch was triggered. Those who had watched "Baby is Difficult to Coax" all rushed over like a tide. Those who hadn't watched it asked the people next to them what star appeared. to the camera crew.
The film crew is very experienced in dealing with this kind of thing. They have already contacted the supermarket and hired a few security guards to maintain order on the scene.
The stopped crowd was not affected at all, and they still rushed forward. They took out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos. It is estimated that Weibo should also be popular now.
Wei Gungun was a little dumbfounded, holding two boxes of yogurt in his arms, he didn't understand why these people rushed over like hungry wolves.
Wei Xu greeted the crowd in a friendly manner, and then motioned to Wei Gungun: "Gungun, be polite and say hello to everyone."
Wei Gungun followed suit and waved to the crowd, "Hello."
The aunts and sisters in the crowd sighed, obviously stronger than Wei Xu's greeting just now.
Wei Xu turned around helplessly and said to the cameraman closest to him, "My front wave was really photographed on the beach by this back wave."
As there were more and more onlookers at the scene, Wei Xu could only take Wei Gungun to buy a few things and leave the mall in a hurry.
Wei Gungun's star effect is stronger than morning sickness.
According to this situation, if you go back, you must not go back by bicycle. It is the rush hour, and there will be too many people at any stop. If the time comes to cause traffic jams, Wei Xu's crime will be serious.
When we got home, after dinner, the two of us played hide-and-seek and so on. Basically, it was time to pack up and get ready for bed.
The bicycle that Wei Xu had been pedaling for so long was really sticky and uncomfortable. After communicating with the camera brother, Wei Xu took off only a pair of beach tropic wind flowery pants and hugged Wei Gungun and sat in his white porcelain bathtub inside.
In order to prepare his own mosaic, he even added bubble bath liquid to the bath water. Even so, Wei Xu even wrapped Wei Gungun with a towel to cover important parts during the distance from the bedroom to the bathroom.
Wei Xu thinks that the eldest son of the Wei family will marry a wife in the future!How bad it is to spread indecent videos!Cover up if you can!
The temperature of the hot water is just right, and the lighting in the bathroom is soft and atmospheric. I really don't know what Xiang Qing, a bachelor, puts so much effort into the bathroom!He didn't come back to live a few times!
However, the tub is really nice.
Wei Xu has experienced the massage function of this bathtub many times, and it has received rave reviews.
The focus of this work is to bathe Wei Gungun and record the show, so naturally he can't leave the camera brother and Wei Gungun aside to enjoy the massage by himself.
"Go away, who taught you how to record?"
"Oh, tell Uncle that you should hire a nanny to take care of us with you." Wei Gungun answered calmly as he fiddled with his toys with his head down.
Wei Xu heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Xiang Qing didn't teach some messy things. The child is still so young, what should I do if the teaching is wrong!
Sitting in the water with Wei Gungun in his arms, he began to pinch Wei Gungun's little arm, silently feeling in his heart how nice it feels, he really deserves to be my son!
"Dad, don't pinch me." Wei Gungun simulated an Antarctic expedition in the foamy sea with a model icebreaker, and couldn't bear Wei Xu's harassment.
"Yo? Dad can't do it even if you pinch it? Gun Gun is too stingy!" Wei Xu jokingly said without stopping the action of trampling Wei Gun Gun's little arm.
"I can only pinch it once." The implication is to stop pinching after pinching once, Wei Gungun will be angry!
Wei Xu still went his own way, instead pinching Wei Gungun's face, kneading and kneading, having a great time.
Therefore, the bear children were forced out by their unreliable fathers.
No, Wei Gungun took advantage of Wei Xu's inattention and quietly grabbed the shower next to him, opened the valve at the same time as the shower was in his hand, and sprayed on Wei Xu's face.
At the end of this issue, I must ask Xiang Qing to supervise the editing of the video, and absolutely not to release what shouldn't be!
The second reaction is that children's supplies and toys must avoid recording functions in the future, lest such words pop up again one day and make him feel anxious.
Finally, after calming down, Wei Xu decided to ask Wei Gungun from whom did he learn such shameless words at night!
After a nap, Wei Xu decided to take Wei Gungun to the supermarket to buy daily necessities, put on Wei Gungun's cute overalls, and was ready to go.
Unexpectedly, Wei Gungun stopped him, "Father, you are also wearing pants."
"I'm wearing this, I'm not naked!" Wei Xu was very puzzled by Wei Gungun's words, but based on past experience to analyze Wei Gungun's real meaning, this "pants" is likely to refer to a specific person Pants.
Wei Gungun was very worried about Wei Xu's unaware IQ, frowned, pulled the strap on his shoulder and said, "This is the same as Gungun."
Finally, Wei Xu suddenly realized that what Wei Gungun was talking about was the pair of overalls that matched the two children's overalls.
However, wouldn't it be a bit shameless for someone who is already in his thirties to still wear overalls?
"Uh... fuck off, those pants... daddy..."
"Dad wore it." Wei Gungun's stance was very firm, and he wanted Wei Xu to wear the same clothes as him.
Wei Xu was speechless. He did wear it. After being complained by Xiang Qing and pretending to be tender, he never wore it again, but... in order to realize Wei Gungun's wish, he went all out!
Ten minutes later, the life-sized Wei Xu and the q version of Wei Xu officially went out.
Both father and son are dressed casually, with white T-shirts and overalls, and canvas shoes.The style is exactly the same, the difference is that Wei Xu always maintains a refreshing smile, while Wei Gungun is quite calm.
The supermarket is not far from home, and it doesn't take long to get there by bicycle.Moreover, Wei Gungun’s special car can make Wei Gungun happier than any car with multiple wheels—the parent-child bicycle, as the name suggests, is a bicycle that can bring the relationship between parents and children closer.
The car can be folded and can be put away at home at ordinary times.
It is improved on the original basis of ordinary bicycles and integrates baby carriages and bicycles.The power comes from the bicycle at the rear, and the stroller in the front is also equipped with a sunshade, safety belt, and mosquito net, which can be called luxury.
To put it bluntly, it is a fancy show child.
However, the two brothers Wei Xu and Gangan enjoyed it, and would ride out whenever they had the opportunity. This time, Wei Gungun was the only one, and Wei Xu only prepared a VIP seat.
As soon as Wei Gungun arrived downstairs, he couldn't wait to sit in his exclusive seat. Wei Xu sat on the car seat, ready to go, "Wei Gungun is ready, please give instructions from the captain."
Captain Xiaotuanzi also frowned, commanding Wei Xu, "Let's go!"
The camera brother was panting with the machine on his shoulders, and the bullet screen in his heart: Qiaodu sacks!This is just a bicycle even if it has an extra stroller, right?How did you become the captain?
The Wei Gun Gun has already set sail, and the inner barrage of the camera brother can't be heard at all.
Years of persistent exercise has made Wei Xu's body much stronger than before. The distance from home to the supermarket by bicycle is completely ignored, and he hums a little tune all the way on the wide road... on the non-motorized lane Enjoy your ride.
"Dad! Hurry up!"
Wei Gungun, who was sitting in front, was very happy, grabbing the armrest in front of him and trying to get up from the seat, but he could only sit back in the seat due to the restraint of the seat belt.But this did not prevent Wei Gungun from being in high spirits, he untied the silk ribbon tied on Wei Gungun's wrist by Wei Xu, raised his arm and waved it.
Wei Xu smiled heartily, this son is too cheap, a bicycle that sits like a sports car can't be more cute.
Then, pedal harder.
Because Wei Xu was on a non-motorized lane, it was really inconvenient for the camera car to drive over and follow the video. If it was difficult, the staff had to follow Wei Xu on a bicycle and record all the way.
In order to avoid a sewer well with a missing manhole cover on the side of the road, Wei Xu gradually leaned closer to the adjacent motorway, and accidentally passed by a flaming sports car at an extremely close distance.
Wei Xuxin said which annoying driver drove like this!Looking at the car window, he was taken aback for a moment, and it turned out that Qu Chen was sitting in the co-pilot, sitting in the co-pilot with a solemn expression.
Look at the driver's seat again, it's not Zhao Zhixin, but why does this person look so familiar?
In a dazed effort, the red sports car left Wei Xu with a graceful rear, and gradually moved away.
Wei Xu glanced at the license plate, it was indeed Qu Chen's car, but who was driving it?Why does it look familiar?
Wei Xu searched furiously in his mind but found no useful information, so he simply stopped thinking about it, since he had already arrived at the supermarket anyway.
Arriving at the supermarket, Wei Gungun, who is familiar with the process, got off the exclusive seat and waited for Wei Xu to make preparations.
Transforming the bicycle into a trolley, Wei Xu snapped his fingers to Wei Gungun, who was standing aside watching the excitement, "Come on, big boss!"
Wei Gungun put his hands behind his back, took small square steps, and sat on the successfully transformed Wei Gungun.
"Boss, where do we start our investigation?"
"Toy area."
Wei Xu rolled his eyes in the back, and resignedly pushed his eldest son to the toy area.
He knew that Wei Gungun would not have a second priority area to inspect, and would start from the toy area every time.
However, the toys that Wei Gungun prefers require a little intelligence to play. Wei Xu, an adult, sometimes thinks, what the hell?This thing is very fun, isn't it? !Eldest son, can you play with Dad for a while?
In fact, sometimes, Wei Gungun was worried about his family status at home, and finally bought a toy he liked, and after playing with it a few times, Wei Xu came over to grab it.
Finally, Wei Xu returned it to him, and Wei Dandan came to ask for it again.
Why didn't you tell me about the big one and the small one when you bought it!Buy three for one person and one without fighting, okay?Harmonious Development!
In the toy area, the big boss Wei Gungun got out of his special car and inspected the shelves one by one to see if there were any new toys.
Wei Xu followed behind and looked around. Wei Gungun had the highest right to speak about things like buying toys, and he, the patriarch, couldn't tolerate it at all. It's better not to add to the chaos.
Wei Gungun turned around and came back with a sad face, "It's not fun."
"If you don't have one, don't force it. I'll buy it next time!" Wei Xu didn't think it mattered. Toys are the same thing, whether they are worth playing or not. When he was a child, there were very few toys, so he spent his childhood innocently.
Unwillingly, Wei Gungun turned his head and glanced at the shelves, and none of the dazzling array of toys caught his eye.
took a long sigh.
"Go buy something to eat."
Wei Xu's head was full of black lines, and this little Wei Gungun looked like, "Oh, I'm just here to accompany you to the supermarket, I really can't help you."
It seems that Wei Gungun just wants toys and doesn't need to eat.
However, a magnanimous adult like Wei Xu doesn't bother to argue so much with a little kid, and going to the supermarket is his top priority.
In fact, a pair of such eye-catching father and son pushing such a cool car in the supermarket is enough to attract attention, but in the end, a large number of people from the film crew followed behind. The people who were focused on buying products noticed the abnormality here, and someone in the crowd shouted: "Wei Gun Gun!"
Then it was as if some switch was triggered. Those who had watched "Baby is Difficult to Coax" all rushed over like a tide. Those who hadn't watched it asked the people next to them what star appeared. to the camera crew.
The film crew is very experienced in dealing with this kind of thing. They have already contacted the supermarket and hired a few security guards to maintain order on the scene.
The stopped crowd was not affected at all, and they still rushed forward. They took out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos. It is estimated that Weibo should also be popular now.
Wei Gungun was a little dumbfounded, holding two boxes of yogurt in his arms, he didn't understand why these people rushed over like hungry wolves.
Wei Xu greeted the crowd in a friendly manner, and then motioned to Wei Gungun: "Gungun, be polite and say hello to everyone."
Wei Gungun followed suit and waved to the crowd, "Hello."
The aunts and sisters in the crowd sighed, obviously stronger than Wei Xu's greeting just now.
Wei Xu turned around helplessly and said to the cameraman closest to him, "My front wave was really photographed on the beach by this back wave."
As there were more and more onlookers at the scene, Wei Xu could only take Wei Gungun to buy a few things and leave the mall in a hurry.
Wei Gungun's star effect is stronger than morning sickness.
According to this situation, if you go back, you must not go back by bicycle. It is the rush hour, and there will be too many people at any stop. If the time comes to cause traffic jams, Wei Xu's crime will be serious.
When we got home, after dinner, the two of us played hide-and-seek and so on. Basically, it was time to pack up and get ready for bed.
The bicycle that Wei Xu had been pedaling for so long was really sticky and uncomfortable. After communicating with the camera brother, Wei Xu took off only a pair of beach tropic wind flowery pants and hugged Wei Gungun and sat in his white porcelain bathtub inside.
In order to prepare his own mosaic, he even added bubble bath liquid to the bath water. Even so, Wei Xu even wrapped Wei Gungun with a towel to cover important parts during the distance from the bedroom to the bathroom.
Wei Xu thinks that the eldest son of the Wei family will marry a wife in the future!How bad it is to spread indecent videos!Cover up if you can!
The temperature of the hot water is just right, and the lighting in the bathroom is soft and atmospheric. I really don't know what Xiang Qing, a bachelor, puts so much effort into the bathroom!He didn't come back to live a few times!
However, the tub is really nice.
Wei Xu has experienced the massage function of this bathtub many times, and it has received rave reviews.
The focus of this work is to bathe Wei Gungun and record the show, so naturally he can't leave the camera brother and Wei Gungun aside to enjoy the massage by himself.
"Go away, who taught you how to record?"
"Oh, tell Uncle that you should hire a nanny to take care of us with you." Wei Gungun answered calmly as he fiddled with his toys with his head down.
Wei Xu heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Xiang Qing didn't teach some messy things. The child is still so young, what should I do if the teaching is wrong!
Sitting in the water with Wei Gungun in his arms, he began to pinch Wei Gungun's little arm, silently feeling in his heart how nice it feels, he really deserves to be my son!
"Dad, don't pinch me." Wei Gungun simulated an Antarctic expedition in the foamy sea with a model icebreaker, and couldn't bear Wei Xu's harassment.
"Yo? Dad can't do it even if you pinch it? Gun Gun is too stingy!" Wei Xu jokingly said without stopping the action of trampling Wei Gun Gun's little arm.
"I can only pinch it once." The implication is to stop pinching after pinching once, Wei Gungun will be angry!
Wei Xu still went his own way, instead pinching Wei Gungun's face, kneading and kneading, having a great time.
Therefore, the bear children were forced out by their unreliable fathers.
No, Wei Gungun took advantage of Wei Xu's inattention and quietly grabbed the shower next to him, opened the valve at the same time as the shower was in his hand, and sprayed on Wei Xu's face.
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