lifelike
Chapter 18
After eating and drinking, and clearing up the mess, the two adults and two dumplings sat on the sofa and watched TV intently.
The TV was playing the educational cartoon that Du Chunfeng sent last time, Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan watched it with gusto.However, this kind of film is obviously not attractive to the two adults. Du Chunfeng started to find a topic, "What is Xiang Qing up to?"
Xiang Qing didn't show up all day today, which was very strange, and most importantly, he didn't come over for dinner.What does this mean?It means this guy has a possibility, ahem!
"He, recently started to bring in a few newcomers from HS. He seems to be in a group or something. He doesn't love me anymore." Wei Xu sighed seriously, with a vivid expression, as if Xiang Qing was the one who loved the new and disliked the old. people.
"Combination? Why didn't I listen to him?"
"Called me this morning and said, alas, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and an out-of-date artist like me doesn't even have his own manager!"
Seeing Wei Xu's miserable expression, Du Chunfeng felt a chill, "You obviously decided to quit the entertainment industry forever, and his dream of training a generation of actor can't be realized with you, so of course we need to find new talent."
"Quitting is a matter of the future! I still have to support my family now! I want a queen manager!" Wei Xu began to make troubles ruthlessly and unreasonably, wanting to call Xiang Qing.
"Aren't you occupying the latrine and not pulling Xiangyang!"
There was such a moment of silence between the two, and within a second, the two burst out laughing, so Xiang Qing, who was not present, became a latrine occupied by Wei Xu because of his absence.
The laughter of the two old men aroused the extreme dissatisfaction of the brothers Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan. Wei Gungun turned his head and gave Wei Xu and Du Chunfeng a warning with sharp eyes, while Wei Dandan impatiently used his fleshy The little hand pointed to the door: "Go."
Seeing Wei Dandan's small appearance, Wei Xu laughed even more presumptuously, almost out of breath, and patted Du Chunfeng on the shoulder while saying: "Look at his little virtue! Who did he learn from! You guys go away!" , I won’t leave!”
Du Chunfeng's shoulders hurt from being slapped, but he didn't say a word, and laughed softly following Wei Xu's laughter, "If you don't go, I have to go. The clinic is quite busy these days, so I might not be able to come over to help you look after the child." .”
Wei Xu was almost laughing at this time, and gradually stopped, "It's okay, you are busy with your work, and you can't always ask you to help look after the children. I will send them to Lao Shi's house tomorrow, and tell Qing that Lao Shi wants Take them out to play."
"Well, then I'll go back first, and you must remember to close the door at night, and call me if you have something to do." Du Chunfeng got up and went to the porch to put on his shoes. go out.
As soon as the anti-theft door was closed, Wei Xu sighed.
"Dad, why are you sighing?"
Wei Dandan is more considerate and well-behaved if she doesn't cause trouble, when she heard Wei Xu sigh, she immediately turned her head and stared at Wei Xu.Although Wei Gungun didn't speak, the emotion in his eyes was vividly expressed, it was true that his eyes could speak.
"Isn't it because of the two of you who are dragging oil bottles? Dad, I don't feel comfortable going out to make money! I have to send you out for storage!"
Wei Xu pretended to stare at the two children to scare the two children, and the two children were worthy of being their own. They didn't care about Wei Xu's little trick at all, and they all squinted at Wei Xu without comment, and turned to continue watching TV.
Wei Xu was a little dumbfounded. He stared at the little heads of the two children for a while, and then began to giggle.
How about saying that twins are a rare species!The two of them look like copy and paste, and they perform a live performance of what is called emoticon synchronization when they have nothing to do. It's really a joy!
After serving the two little ancestors to bed after nine o'clock, Wei Xu began to read Weibo while lying on the bed. Seeing that the Weibo posted by Zhao Zhixin had been forwarded crazy, Wei Xu really felt that he was not well!
"Zhaozhi believes you are a scheming whore! You don't say anything, but secretly take a group photo and post it on Weibo!"
Staring at Zhao Zhixin in the photo, he looked left and right, this little bitch with a bad face really has a star face but is doing behind-the-scenes work, how do you say that?
Obviously, you can rely on your appearance to make a living, but you need to rely on your talent to start a company.
What a shameless willfulness.
If you have nothing to do, click on the comments and look down, except for the useless nonsense of male gods asking for marriage - Xiaotuanzi is so cute!Where did the dumplings come from?I really want to pinch it!Comments like this.
Wei Xu was complacent and at the same time dismissed their comments, "Hmph! A group of little whores who seem to be pedophiles, my balls are of course cute! You're so cute!"
However, when he saw the message "Damn it?! The similarity between one big and one small is so high! Man god, are you sure this baby is someone else's child?!", he almost dropped his phone to the ground.
"Stupid face! You look like that scheming bitch!" Then he suddenly realized, "Ci'ao, you are not wronged at all by saying you are a scheming bitch. This is your real purpose!"
Wei Xu was so angry that he directly quit Weibo, took a shower and went to sleep.
Ahem, in fact, how could Zhao Zhixin have such a strong logical ability to analyze this kind of thing, who would think of such a thing as a man giving birth to a child!
The conscience of heaven and earth, Zhao Zhixin's motivation for posting a group photo on Weibo was simply because the child was carved out of the same mold as Wei Xu, and he wanted to feel the magic of the Creator, well, it's that simple.
But there is no way, Wei Xu's logic is so unreasonable, um, willful!
The next morning, I sent two oil bottles of Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan to classmate Lao Shi's house, and Xiang Qing asked for leave to play with the children at home. Never mind.
Wei Xu is a very sensible person, seeing Lao Shi's meaningful eyes, he immediately said that he was going to the coffee shop today and had no time to go out with him.
Sure enough, Lao Shi smiled approvingly.
It can be seen that Lao Shi is very happy.
Wei Xu was also very happy that classmate Lao Shi would give him more opportunities to make money.He is very happy about selling friends for glory, because why?Good deal!Great deal!
So Wei Xu felt that today's sun was particularly bright, humming a ditty and leaving classmate Shi's house, and boarding the bus to a certain coffee shop, his mood was so beautiful that he almost danced on the bus!
After wandering around on the bus for a long time, Wei Xu got off the bus and took small steps to go to the coffee shop for inspection. From a distance, he saw two people in front of him tearing each other up, ah no, one person beat the other unilaterally.
Coincidentally, it was less than ten meters away from the coffee shop. Moreover, the two people fighting each other looked familiar. After watching for a long time, Wei Xu slapped his forehead. Isn't this Chen Yue and Qu Chen!
That's right, the picture presented to Wei Xu now is the two people who are inseparable from Zhao Zhixin. We affectionately call them Xiaosan and Xiaosi. The two are happily fighting each other, but Chen Yue is obviously not as powerful as Qu Chen. A little suspected of being beaten unilaterally.
Next, we will live broadcast the scene of the fight between the third and the fourth.
The fighting scene at the entrance of a certain coffee shop was very fierce. The workers who laid the floor tiles stopped and stood by to watch the battle. There were not many people watching, but everyone was full of energy, wishing to wave their flags and shout, or Sit on the ground and open a banker to bet who loses and who wins.
Now please follow Wei Xu's eyes and approach him closely. Qu Chen is dressed unremarkably and even wears a mask, but it is not difficult to recognize him with Wei Xu's eyesight. Qu Chen's small body is much stronger than four years ago, and he seems to be fighting He has also been promoted, completely gaining the upper hand, and imposing.
Although Chen Yue was angry, his martial strength was not as good as Qu Chen's. There were many bruises on his face, and even the corners of his mouth were bleeding, which made Wei Xu sympathize with him.
The ancients said, the enemy of the enemy is our friend!
Therefore, Wei Xu made a decisive decision, rolled up his sleeves and strode forward, picked up the shovel on the ground, shoveled it full of sand, raised it, and shouted: "Chen Yue, close your eyes!"
When such a Cheng Yaojin came out halfway, not only the fighters were distracted to look this way, but the onlookers also turned their heads to look at Wei Xu.
Seeing a handful of yellow sand coming down menacingly, Qu Chen and Chen Yue were all dazzled, but the onlookers were spared because of the wonderful location.
Is this the end?Totally impossible.
As soon as Wei Xu threw the shovel, he leaped over and punched Qu Chen hard in the face. Qu Chen couldn't see, so he had no choice but to bear it.
Immediately afterwards, Wei Xu held both shoulders, pressed down, and at the same time bent his knees and bumped up, hitting Quchen's stomach.
"cough!"
Not giving Qu Chen a chance to catch his breath, he elbowed him hard on his back again. Qu Chen immediately knelt down on the ground with an extremely painful expression, and then groaned/groaned while clutching his stomach.
Combat result evaluation: external attack, 120% hit, seamless combo, knowing how to move.
!
As for why he threw away the shovel, a must-have killing weapon for home travel, the reason is——Wei Xu just wanted to beat people, not kill people!The child is still young, he can't go to jail!
After taking away Qu Chen with a series of tricks, the audience was in an uproar. Wei Xu felt that he was so handsome today, so he picked up the shovel that was thrown aside just now and threw it on the ground, as if he was the best in the world. The heroic demeanor said: "If you don't accept it, fight again!"
Qu Chen hummed on the ground, completely stupefied.
Are you dumbfounded?Suddenly, a person who forcibly participated in the battle equipment competition was killed, and he also used props (yellow sand). This is obviously a foul!referee!
Seeing that Qu Chen couldn't get up on the ground, Wei Xu threw the shovel again and went to help Chen Yue into the room to wash his eyes, "You are out of stock, you are disobedient if you tell you to close your eyes!"
Chen Yue closed his eyes tightly, and was infinitely grateful to Wei Xu. Although he didn't know who the god-like person was, he still couldn't help complaining, "Who can react!"
When he reached the door, Zhao Sa, who was already stunned, stepped aside and ran in to prepare fresh water.
Zhao Sa was busy washing Chen Yue's eyes. Another clerk in the store, the part-time college student, walked up to Wei Xu and said weakly, "Brother Xu, I called the police before you came."
The TV was playing the educational cartoon that Du Chunfeng sent last time, Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan watched it with gusto.However, this kind of film is obviously not attractive to the two adults. Du Chunfeng started to find a topic, "What is Xiang Qing up to?"
Xiang Qing didn't show up all day today, which was very strange, and most importantly, he didn't come over for dinner.What does this mean?It means this guy has a possibility, ahem!
"He, recently started to bring in a few newcomers from HS. He seems to be in a group or something. He doesn't love me anymore." Wei Xu sighed seriously, with a vivid expression, as if Xiang Qing was the one who loved the new and disliked the old. people.
"Combination? Why didn't I listen to him?"
"Called me this morning and said, alas, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and an out-of-date artist like me doesn't even have his own manager!"
Seeing Wei Xu's miserable expression, Du Chunfeng felt a chill, "You obviously decided to quit the entertainment industry forever, and his dream of training a generation of actor can't be realized with you, so of course we need to find new talent."
"Quitting is a matter of the future! I still have to support my family now! I want a queen manager!" Wei Xu began to make troubles ruthlessly and unreasonably, wanting to call Xiang Qing.
"Aren't you occupying the latrine and not pulling Xiangyang!"
There was such a moment of silence between the two, and within a second, the two burst out laughing, so Xiang Qing, who was not present, became a latrine occupied by Wei Xu because of his absence.
The laughter of the two old men aroused the extreme dissatisfaction of the brothers Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan. Wei Gungun turned his head and gave Wei Xu and Du Chunfeng a warning with sharp eyes, while Wei Dandan impatiently used his fleshy The little hand pointed to the door: "Go."
Seeing Wei Dandan's small appearance, Wei Xu laughed even more presumptuously, almost out of breath, and patted Du Chunfeng on the shoulder while saying: "Look at his little virtue! Who did he learn from! You guys go away!" , I won’t leave!”
Du Chunfeng's shoulders hurt from being slapped, but he didn't say a word, and laughed softly following Wei Xu's laughter, "If you don't go, I have to go. The clinic is quite busy these days, so I might not be able to come over to help you look after the child." .”
Wei Xu was almost laughing at this time, and gradually stopped, "It's okay, you are busy with your work, and you can't always ask you to help look after the children. I will send them to Lao Shi's house tomorrow, and tell Qing that Lao Shi wants Take them out to play."
"Well, then I'll go back first, and you must remember to close the door at night, and call me if you have something to do." Du Chunfeng got up and went to the porch to put on his shoes. go out.
As soon as the anti-theft door was closed, Wei Xu sighed.
"Dad, why are you sighing?"
Wei Dandan is more considerate and well-behaved if she doesn't cause trouble, when she heard Wei Xu sigh, she immediately turned her head and stared at Wei Xu.Although Wei Gungun didn't speak, the emotion in his eyes was vividly expressed, it was true that his eyes could speak.
"Isn't it because of the two of you who are dragging oil bottles? Dad, I don't feel comfortable going out to make money! I have to send you out for storage!"
Wei Xu pretended to stare at the two children to scare the two children, and the two children were worthy of being their own. They didn't care about Wei Xu's little trick at all, and they all squinted at Wei Xu without comment, and turned to continue watching TV.
Wei Xu was a little dumbfounded. He stared at the little heads of the two children for a while, and then began to giggle.
How about saying that twins are a rare species!The two of them look like copy and paste, and they perform a live performance of what is called emoticon synchronization when they have nothing to do. It's really a joy!
After serving the two little ancestors to bed after nine o'clock, Wei Xu began to read Weibo while lying on the bed. Seeing that the Weibo posted by Zhao Zhixin had been forwarded crazy, Wei Xu really felt that he was not well!
"Zhaozhi believes you are a scheming whore! You don't say anything, but secretly take a group photo and post it on Weibo!"
Staring at Zhao Zhixin in the photo, he looked left and right, this little bitch with a bad face really has a star face but is doing behind-the-scenes work, how do you say that?
Obviously, you can rely on your appearance to make a living, but you need to rely on your talent to start a company.
What a shameless willfulness.
If you have nothing to do, click on the comments and look down, except for the useless nonsense of male gods asking for marriage - Xiaotuanzi is so cute!Where did the dumplings come from?I really want to pinch it!Comments like this.
Wei Xu was complacent and at the same time dismissed their comments, "Hmph! A group of little whores who seem to be pedophiles, my balls are of course cute! You're so cute!"
However, when he saw the message "Damn it?! The similarity between one big and one small is so high! Man god, are you sure this baby is someone else's child?!", he almost dropped his phone to the ground.
"Stupid face! You look like that scheming bitch!" Then he suddenly realized, "Ci'ao, you are not wronged at all by saying you are a scheming bitch. This is your real purpose!"
Wei Xu was so angry that he directly quit Weibo, took a shower and went to sleep.
Ahem, in fact, how could Zhao Zhixin have such a strong logical ability to analyze this kind of thing, who would think of such a thing as a man giving birth to a child!
The conscience of heaven and earth, Zhao Zhixin's motivation for posting a group photo on Weibo was simply because the child was carved out of the same mold as Wei Xu, and he wanted to feel the magic of the Creator, well, it's that simple.
But there is no way, Wei Xu's logic is so unreasonable, um, willful!
The next morning, I sent two oil bottles of Wei Gungun and Wei Dandan to classmate Lao Shi's house, and Xiang Qing asked for leave to play with the children at home. Never mind.
Wei Xu is a very sensible person, seeing Lao Shi's meaningful eyes, he immediately said that he was going to the coffee shop today and had no time to go out with him.
Sure enough, Lao Shi smiled approvingly.
It can be seen that Lao Shi is very happy.
Wei Xu was also very happy that classmate Lao Shi would give him more opportunities to make money.He is very happy about selling friends for glory, because why?Good deal!Great deal!
So Wei Xu felt that today's sun was particularly bright, humming a ditty and leaving classmate Shi's house, and boarding the bus to a certain coffee shop, his mood was so beautiful that he almost danced on the bus!
After wandering around on the bus for a long time, Wei Xu got off the bus and took small steps to go to the coffee shop for inspection. From a distance, he saw two people in front of him tearing each other up, ah no, one person beat the other unilaterally.
Coincidentally, it was less than ten meters away from the coffee shop. Moreover, the two people fighting each other looked familiar. After watching for a long time, Wei Xu slapped his forehead. Isn't this Chen Yue and Qu Chen!
That's right, the picture presented to Wei Xu now is the two people who are inseparable from Zhao Zhixin. We affectionately call them Xiaosan and Xiaosi. The two are happily fighting each other, but Chen Yue is obviously not as powerful as Qu Chen. A little suspected of being beaten unilaterally.
Next, we will live broadcast the scene of the fight between the third and the fourth.
The fighting scene at the entrance of a certain coffee shop was very fierce. The workers who laid the floor tiles stopped and stood by to watch the battle. There were not many people watching, but everyone was full of energy, wishing to wave their flags and shout, or Sit on the ground and open a banker to bet who loses and who wins.
Now please follow Wei Xu's eyes and approach him closely. Qu Chen is dressed unremarkably and even wears a mask, but it is not difficult to recognize him with Wei Xu's eyesight. Qu Chen's small body is much stronger than four years ago, and he seems to be fighting He has also been promoted, completely gaining the upper hand, and imposing.
Although Chen Yue was angry, his martial strength was not as good as Qu Chen's. There were many bruises on his face, and even the corners of his mouth were bleeding, which made Wei Xu sympathize with him.
The ancients said, the enemy of the enemy is our friend!
Therefore, Wei Xu made a decisive decision, rolled up his sleeves and strode forward, picked up the shovel on the ground, shoveled it full of sand, raised it, and shouted: "Chen Yue, close your eyes!"
When such a Cheng Yaojin came out halfway, not only the fighters were distracted to look this way, but the onlookers also turned their heads to look at Wei Xu.
Seeing a handful of yellow sand coming down menacingly, Qu Chen and Chen Yue were all dazzled, but the onlookers were spared because of the wonderful location.
Is this the end?Totally impossible.
As soon as Wei Xu threw the shovel, he leaped over and punched Qu Chen hard in the face. Qu Chen couldn't see, so he had no choice but to bear it.
Immediately afterwards, Wei Xu held both shoulders, pressed down, and at the same time bent his knees and bumped up, hitting Quchen's stomach.
"cough!"
Not giving Qu Chen a chance to catch his breath, he elbowed him hard on his back again. Qu Chen immediately knelt down on the ground with an extremely painful expression, and then groaned/groaned while clutching his stomach.
Combat result evaluation: external attack, 120% hit, seamless combo, knowing how to move.
!
As for why he threw away the shovel, a must-have killing weapon for home travel, the reason is——Wei Xu just wanted to beat people, not kill people!The child is still young, he can't go to jail!
After taking away Qu Chen with a series of tricks, the audience was in an uproar. Wei Xu felt that he was so handsome today, so he picked up the shovel that was thrown aside just now and threw it on the ground, as if he was the best in the world. The heroic demeanor said: "If you don't accept it, fight again!"
Qu Chen hummed on the ground, completely stupefied.
Are you dumbfounded?Suddenly, a person who forcibly participated in the battle equipment competition was killed, and he also used props (yellow sand). This is obviously a foul!referee!
Seeing that Qu Chen couldn't get up on the ground, Wei Xu threw the shovel again and went to help Chen Yue into the room to wash his eyes, "You are out of stock, you are disobedient if you tell you to close your eyes!"
Chen Yue closed his eyes tightly, and was infinitely grateful to Wei Xu. Although he didn't know who the god-like person was, he still couldn't help complaining, "Who can react!"
When he reached the door, Zhao Sa, who was already stunned, stepped aside and ran in to prepare fresh water.
Zhao Sa was busy washing Chen Yue's eyes. Another clerk in the store, the part-time college student, walked up to Wei Xu and said weakly, "Brother Xu, I called the police before you came."
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