Warm man's succulent garden

Chapter 84 Misfortunes Never Come Alone

"You're also called Xunzi noodles?" Lu Zhu curled his lips in dissatisfaction when he saw the simple bowl of covered noodles in front of him.

"If you don't eat, I will eat it?" Zhang Jingye said and was about to take the bowl away.

"Hmph! Bring it here!" Lu Zhu glanced at him benevolently, almost making Zhang Jingye feel ashamed!If it wasn't for not wanting to waste food, Zhang Jingye really wanted to throw his face full of sloppy noodles!

After breakfast, Lu Zhu continued to meditate, while Zhang Jingye squatted behind to solve personal hygiene problems. Thanks to him squatting inside, holding his breath, he suddenly heard a loud bang outside, and the whole cave was instantly plunged into darkness!Zhang Jingye was so frightened that she grabbed the slightly trembling stone wall, and managed to avoid falling into the cesspit.

Shit was scared back! ! !

"Not good! There's a landslide! Hey! Come out, little guy!" In the darkness, Lu Zhu's anxious voice came from outside.

Zhang Jingye: "...I'm fine! Don't come in yet!" Wait until I put on my pants, hey!

"Mr. Lu, where are you? I can't see..." Zhang Jingye groped the stone wall, trying to reach the stone bed according to the location in memory.

"I caught you!" Lu Zhu grabbed Zhang Jingye's arm and dragged him onto the stone bed.

"What's going on?" Zhang Jingye asked tremblingly. This feeling was really terrible. Just now he really thought that he had encountered an earthquake. The huge fear of the landslide and the whole world falling into darkness in an instant made him whole. All trembling now.

"It's okay! It's probably raining too much, and the mountain has collapsed. Let's wait for a while, and when the rain stops outside, I can blow a hole and go out!" Lu Zhu calmly comforted him as if he had encountered such a situation for the first time. he.

"Fry~~Blow a hole?"

"Don't worry! My thunder talisman is safe! It will never hurt you!"

"Then, how long will it take for us to go out?" Zhang Jingye is really afraid of this kind of situation where he is completely blind, especially if he is buried in a cave, it is like a mine accident!

"Soon! About two or three days!"

"what?!"

"Oh, it's like this on this island. Every time the rainy season rains for at least two or three days, it will stop for a while, and then continue. Don't worry, it's fine! If I didn't worry about getting wet when I went out now, I would blast him out now. !"

Zhang Jingye: "...Then let's go out now. When we find a place to hide from the rain, can I dry your clothes for you? By the way, I will make delicious ginger candied eggs for you!"

Lu Zhu, who was still a little impatient at first, was immediately tempted when he heard the fried egg with ginger candy that he had never eaten before!

"Then you hide in the back warehouse, I'll blow up the cave!" Lu Zhu pushed Zhang Jingye to the back, and after protecting the precious chef, a thunder talisman came down, and with a "boom", the stone blocking the cave The block was blasted out a big hole half the height of a person.

"Okay! Let's go!" Lu Zhu pulled Zhang Jingye's slender arm, and was about to walk out while stepping on the mud all over the ground. Just as he stepped over the boulder, this guy came back again!

"Is the storage bag still usable? Take something to eat in the cave, it's not easy to hunt on rainy days!" When it comes to the issue of eating, Zhang Jingye also feels that we must pay attention to it. All the food scavenged from the boat was stuffed in. After thinking about it, I stuffed another set of stove, one set of kitchen utensils and two sets of bedding.

"Okay, let's go!" After stepping out of the cave and outside, Zhang Jingye realized that it was truly God's blessing to have such a talisman as Lu Zhu by his side!

After a heavy rain, the whole island seemed to have changed. The original clear stream was now turned into a garbage dump by the impact of silt and rocks, with broken branches and rotten leaves everywhere; a khaki-yellow deep ditch all the way down from the ridge , a deep scar was drawn on the mountain; the cave they lived in had been completely buried by rocks and mud, if it wasn't for Lu Zhu's thunder amulet, Zhang Jingye believed that the two of them would really be buried here this time up...

After walking a few steps through the knee-deep mud, Lu Zhu, a master in the cultivation world, became impatient.

"Forget it~ just fly there!" He said, without asking Zhang Jingye for advice, he just threw two talismans, and the two of them flew into the air.

"Ahhh!!! Lu Zhu, I warn you! Next time you suddenly use a talisman on me, I will never cook for you again!"

Fortunately, it didn't take long for the two of them to fly. After a few minutes, they landed on a seemingly larger island. The scenery here is much better than the uninhabited island where Lu Zhu lived.

"Hey! Why didn't you live on this small island? It looks much better than yours!" Zhang Jingye asked curiously.For the sake of him still knowing how to shield himself from the wind, I forgive him this time.

"Hmph~ Because this place is occupied by an annoying guy!" Lu Zhu returned with a dark face.

"Haha! Little Luzi, is that cave of yours collapsing again?" Zhang Jingye was still wondering when a gloating voice came from ahead.

From a distance, I saw a slender young man slowly approaching, and behind him was a bodyguard-like person helping to hold an umbrella.

"Hey! This little guy is so cute! Little Luzi, you finally think about it, and are you ready to find a Taoist partner to enjoy life? Haha~~ Hello, hello! I am your little Luzi's friend, named Qiu Ion, you can call me Brother Aqiu."

"Qiu Ion? Why aren't you called Che Lizi?" Zhang Jingye cursed.He was very unhappy that this guy actually mistook himself and Lu Zhu for his partner!

"Hello! I am not Mr. Lu's partner. I am a hostage kidnapped by him. My name is Zhang Jingye. You can call me Xiaoye."

"Supper? Haha~~ Good name! Speaking of supper, I suddenly feel a little hungry, A Fang, order someone to prepare meals, today I want to entertain distinguished guests!" After finishing speaking, he walked over directly to hold Zhang Jingye's hand They went back together, but they didn't want to be knocked off by Lu Zhu.

"Xiao Luzi, have you forgotten about becoming a woman last time?" Qiu Ion sneered.

"Because I haven't forgotten, I can't let you touch him!" Lu Zhu gritted his teeth as if thinking of something.

"Hey! Are you really emotional? It's strange!" Qiu Ion stared at Zhang Jingye with interest.

"What are you looking at?! He cooks delicious food, and I happen to be short of a cook on my island! I warn you, don't touch our cook, it will delay my meal, and I will bombard you on Qiancheng Island with a thunderbolt!"

Zhang Jingye: "..." (Who agreed to be your cook? You shameless kidnapper!)

"Cooking is delicious?" Qiu ion's eyes lit up, "Come here! Xiaoye, right? Brother Aqiu has a lot of super ingredients on the island. Since you like cooking, brother can lend the kitchen to you. You, make something delicious, just let me taste a couple of bites!"

If Zhang Jingye knew that someone's so-called "tasting two bites" was calculated by basin, then he would definitely not sell his integrity as a professional chef for those so-called "superb ingredients".

However, since Zhang Jingye had just escaped from the brink of life and death, Zhang Jingye urgently needed a delicious meal to appease her frightened soul. When she heard that there was delicious food, and this person was Lu Zhu's friend, he seemed very enthusiastic, so let's eat There is nothing embarrassing about having a meal, the big deal is to help cook some dishes when the time comes.

However, before the official meal, Lu Zhu and Zhang Jingye still borrowed Qiu Ion's bathroom, washed off the mud balls all over their bodies, and changed into clean clothes.Zhang Jingye was wearing a spare set of light gray sports and leisure clothes in the space, with a pair of sneakers, she looked like a college student who had just entered school.

In comparison, Lu Zhu is much more pitiful, so this guy wants a storage bag in his dreams!Because he didn't have any spare clothes, he had to put on Qiu Ion's spare set of home clothes. Zhang Jingye almost fainted from laughter when he saw it: Nima, this is a set of Taoist clothes, right? !

Zhang Jingye felt that that Qiu ion must be trying to trick Mr. Lu on purpose. He never believed that Qiu ion, who looked like a face control, would wear this kind of clothes. Fake Taoist hahahaha~~~

Glancing at Zhang Jingye fiercely, Lu Zhu decisively threw a cleaning talisman, saved his old clothes from the mud spots, and replaced the Taoist uniform that looked like a street swindler.

After taking a shower, Qiu ion was already waiting for them in the restaurant.When I came in just now, Zhang Jingye found that the plants here are even better than those so-called national parks in the previous life, and the flowers and shrubs of all colors are very delicately matched. The restaurant is located in the corner of the garden, which is a small and exquisite glass room. The surrounding area and the top are covered with pink, red, and pure white rose vines. Walking in, there is a super large aquarium inside, which almost occupies the entire wall, and brightly colored sea fish swim around inside. Zhang Jingye was almost stunned.

"Xiao Ye, come and taste the rose cake just made in the kitchen." Qiu ion greeted while sitting on the tatami mat.This guy probably went to take a bath just now, but now he changed into a pure white gown, with his flowing long hair and extremely lazy eyes, he really looks like the fairy on TV.

The three of them sat there drinking tea and eating flower cakes, servants came and went to serve food one after another, these servants were strange, they didn't make a sound when they came in and out, it seems that the rules of Qiu Li's house are quite strict.

When the dishes were ready, Qiu ion greeted the two of them to sit down at the table and poured a glass of sweet-scented osmanthus wine for them: "This sweet-scented osmanthus wine is made from the sweet-scented osmanthus flowers I collected last year. Try it!"

Different from the sweet-scented osmanthus wine sold in the market, Qiu ion can probably be called the top-level "osmanthus brewed". It is mellow and soft in the mouth. Everyone has a good tongue, Zhang Jingye will never be able to taste it.

"Hehe~~ Do you know the beauty of this sweet-scented osmanthus stuffing?" Seeing the two people intoxicated, Qiu ion took a sip from the wine glass proudly, and said with a smile, "This sweet-scented osmanthus stuffing has given me a thousand times!" The green marrow that only comes out once a year on the island, just a small drop in a jar, can be sweet and pleasant, like a green lotus fairy!"

"Green pulp?" Zhang Jingye felt that she seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

"Don't ask!" Lu Zhu's face changed dramatically when he heard the word "green pulp", he pulled Zhang Jingye away, and gave him a warning look.

"Hehe~~Why are you in such a hurry? I don't want to do anything to him!" Qiu Ion gave Lu Zhu a coquettish look.

"It's better not what I think!" Lu Zhu glared back at him.

After the meal, Zhang Jingye was in a fog. After the meal, Lu Zhu insisted on sleeping in the same room with Zhang Jingye, and hurriedly dragged him into the room.

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