The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

Looking at his messy bedroom with his hips on his hips, Zheng Rongguang imagined the scene of him pinching Zhuang Xian's head. "I must kill that bastard!"

The little brothers dare not answer, pretending that they are just bed-making tools without emotion.

"Listen to me, bring old man Zhuang over here, and I'll whip him a hundred lashes!" Zheng Rongguang stomped his feet.

There is no way to deal with Zhuang Xian, it would be nice to teach Zhuang Xian his father a lesson.

But the younger brother's words were as if cold water had been poured on him in winter, and the key point was that the person was still wearing a thin summer suit: "Master, Zhuang Jingcheng has been transferred a long time ago. His daughter, the master can't marry."

Unable to suppress the prehistoric power in his heart anymore, Zheng Rongguang cursed at the sky and greeted the 180th generation of Zhuang Xian's ancestors.Not only that, even the process of making Zhuang Xian by Zhuang Jingcheng was also used by Zheng Rongguang as insulting material, insulting Zhuang Xian's mother and grandparents by the way.

After greeting everything related to Zhuang Xian, and finding that all the living things in Zhuang Xian's house had been scolded, he began to curse at the flowers and plants of Zhuang Xian's house, even the weeds in front of Zhuang Xian's house, and the occasional watermelon insects passing by. , also received sincere greetings.

After "caring" Zhuang Xian, Zheng Rongguang drank a lot of snow beer and took a flower petal milk bath, finally feeling much more comfortable.When he was about to go to bed and wanted to find a call girl before going to bed, he found that his younger brothers had skipped work collectively.

"Bastard!" Zheng Rongguang was furious, and rushed to the yard wrapped in a bath towel, only to find that the old Wang who was watching the gate had also run away, and the gate was not closed.A pit bull that came out of nowhere was looking at him affectionately.

"Ah!" Shouted in fright by the fierce dog, which inspired the fighting spirit of the fierce dog. From then on, he chased after each other with the pit bull. Zheng Rongguang was forced to run a fierce 8000-meter obstacle race.

Three days later, Zhuang Xian saw a newspaper on the street: "Who is so civic-minded? The newspapers you read must be collected or sent to the garbage station. They are just thrown on the ground. Doesn't this increase the workload of sanitation workers? Really ..."

When he found the headlines, Zhuang Xian was stunned: "Zheng Rongguang, the eldest son of the Zheng Group, has strange hobbies."

He just read aloud, and Zheng Rongguang's wife immediately came over and said, "Wow~ Even if he becomes a mummy, Mr. Zheng is still so handsome."

"Mummy?" Zhuang Xian snatched the newspaper back, "What happened to him?"

"He played happily with the cute dog, and in the end... he turned into a mummy." A dog-walking aunt rolled her small eyes with a smile. "Dogs are so cute~ No wonder the local tyrants of the Zheng family also like to play with dogs."

"Thank you for letting me know." Zhuang Xian had a chill, and after discovering that there were several dogs of different types beside the woman, Zhuang Xian knew that this was a human breed that he could not mess with.

He ran quickly, holding the precious newspaper that Zheng Rongguang's fans were looking forward to: "Xuan'er! Evil comes with evil!"

The fans chased after him: "Don't run around with our Mr. Zheng's photo!"

When they saw Jiang Yuxuan's stunning face, they all changed their flags: "Wow, so handsome! Wearing such an ordinary sweatshirt, it is difficult to change the inherent temperament and beauty..."

"What's the matter?" Jiang Yuxuan pulled Zhuang Xian away with a drop of sweat on his head.

"They are Zheng Rongguang's fans." Zhuang Xian curled his lips, "But now they have betrayed the organization and become fans of you."

"Run quickly!" Jiang Yuxuan didn't want to be chased by these plasters, so he pulled Zhuang Xian and ran away. "It's hard for us to be clean, don't let these passers-by destroy our two-person world!"

"Ahead is the restaurant Jiang Xue booked, let's go eat." Zhuang Xian picked up Jiang Yuxuan and flew into the air.

Those fan girls were not afraid at all, but were moved to tears: "The person we like actually has a boyfriend."

"It's terrible. These days, good-looking men have husbands. We poor girls, there are no beautiful men to chase after! Woooooo..."

Just when he was about to sit down, he found those fangirls surrounding the dining table.

The corner of Han Jiangxue's mouth twitched: "Sister Yufang, I didn't expect you to have such a powerful talent to attract such a group of women."

"Lily Saigao!" These fans were indeed not hardcore fans. They planned to watch Jiang Yuxuan, but found that Ma Yufang was so flirtatious and Han Jiangxue was so cute, so they rebelled again. "Dear! dear! dear!"

"Where is my army of laying on the head!"

"Chen Qizou: Hit your head!"

"My minister agrees!"

"Quiet." Han Jiang picked up the iron rod and stepped on the table.Although she was not tall, she was well proportioned and had long, white legs.

The eyeballs of the fans wanted to stick to them, so Ma Yufang could only pull her away manually: "Sisters, I invite you to drink milk tea."

"Thank you, beautiful sister." Fangirls have always given their idols a saddle, and finally they are fans of the right person.Just like that, this group of nympho was shut outside the door, drinking pearl milk tea, and staring at the combination of horses and Koreans who love each other like one person.

"The curtains are drawn." Zhuang Xian gloated and was helping Jiang Yuxuan with vegetables. "Isn't it great to be a fan of thousands of people?"

"No one chased me before." Ma Yufang began to think about life, "I thought nymphomaniacs should appear in TV dramas."

"Art comes from life, but it is higher than life." Zhuang Xian feeds Jiang Yuxuan sweet soup, "You just get used to it in the future."

"If you don't bring people here, how can you be so troublesome." Han Jiangxue's forehead was bulging with veins, "Those women haven't left yet, and I can't be rough on them."

"Axue is a gentle child, how can she be violent?" Ma Yufang hugged Han Jiangxue's waist, "Be good, lady, put down the iron rod."

"Yes." Han Jiangxue nodded obediently, like a well-behaved cat.

"Look at her, be more obedient." Zhuang Xian was very envious, "Xuan'er, we can't lose to girls."

"There are a lot of girls outside." Jiang Yuxuan pointed out the window, "Jiang Xue's cute image won't last long."

Sure enough, Han Jiangxue couldn't bear it any longer, so she swung her stick and said, "Go away!"

"Ah~" These nymphomaniacs were so crazy that they were already bleeding from their noses. "Back down the mountain, the lilies are blooming. I'm so happy, but I can even hit CP in the real world. Sisters, I'm going to die of happiness."

He couldn't really hit people, after all, Han Jiangxue had a principle, that is, not to hit the weak.

They could only spend money to avoid disaster, so these nymphomaniacs were packed and sent to their own homes in a chartered car, and Han Jiangxue returned with great strides: "I sent those annoying spirits away."

"One step later, there will be no more braised lion head." Zhuang Xian's chopsticks reached for the only remaining lion head. "Jiang Xue, I'm sorry, Xuan'er likes this."

Curling her lips, Han Jiangxue didn't give any face, anyway, everyone is already familiar with it: "Brother Yuxuan likes to eat everything."

"Give it to him." Ma Yufang was very generous, and then called the waiter. "Another plate of braised lion's head, my sister likes to eat it, big portion, put it on my account."

"I love you so much, Sister Yufang." Han Jiangxue rushed over and kissed Ma Yufang's face left and right.

"Bring me a large portion of fried shrimp with loofah and roasted pork with pine nuts." Zhuang Xiancai was about to help Jiang Yuxuan pick out the fishbone, but when he found that Jiang Yuxuan's two favorite dishes had been packed by Han Jiangxue, he immediately called for the waiter. "Charge it to my account, my brother likes to eat."

"Brother Xian, don't just care about me, you have to eat too." Jiang Yuxuan got into Zhuang Xian's arms with a happy face. "Come on, I'll feed you oysters."

"Oysters replenish yang, and he will be full of energy if he eats you at night." Han Jiangxue couldn't help complaining after drinking too much wine. "In order to avoid being unable to get up the next day, I suggest you not to feed him so many oysters."

"It turns out that oysters are so powerful." Ma Yufang tilted her head, "I should eat more."

"Jiang Xue, why don't you wait until tomorrow to see who can't get up." Jiang Yuxuan sincerely regarded Han Jiangxue as his younger sister, and passed on his experience as if he had come here. "Silly sister, although Lawyer Ma is a woman, she also possesses special skills."

"If you don't have the ability to please your wife, then you have no wife." Zhuang Xian ate crab meat buns, "Could Xuan'er plan to stay in the empty room alone? The night is long, brother doesn't love you, don't you want to complain about emptiness and loneliness?"

"Cut~" Han Jiangxue's quack habits can no longer be concealed, and she no longer hides her words. "Brother Yuxuan, I will mourn for you in advance. I'm afraid you won't be able to get up tomorrow night, so I sympathize with you."

"Jiang Xue is jealous, right?" Zhuang Xian poured wine for Han Jiangxue, "Sister, you have Sister Yufang, don't worry about emptiness, after all, she is very powerful."

Lowering his voice, he approached Ma Yufang, Zhuang Xian smiled: "Lawyer Ma is very powerful, last time I heard the noise, and the next day you went to buy a lot of things for girls."

"Heroes among women." Jiang Yuxuan gave a thumbs up.

"How can I be so rude?" Ma Yufang was also drunk, "Jiang Xue pestered me. She is a son and daughter of the world, and she likes to be carefree. Unlike Yuxuan, a weak nobleman, she only likes to moisten things quietly."

"No, no." Han Jiangxue leaned over and drank the wine in Ma Yufang's glass, "Don't think I haven't seen it before. In fact, we all heard that night, brother Zhuang is very powerful, and sister Yufang is gentle. "

The three drunkards were still gossiping, Jiang Yuxuan's face was already blushing, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to sneak in.

Opening his mouth weakly, Jiang Yuxuan begged for mercy: "Please let me go, brothers and sisters, we are teammates."

"It's true, friendship is deep, and it's boring." Han Jiangxue immediately brought over a large glass of beer, "Brother Yuxuan, I don't make things difficult for you, let's drink white, you drink this."

"I found that the vortex of Van Gogh is everywhere in life." By coincidence, Jiang Yuxuan really drank it, only took a sip, and Zhuang Xian wrapped up the rest. "No wonder his paintings have such high artistic value, science...is the muse..."

"Already drunk." The three drunkards were only slightly drunk, looking at Jiang Yuxuan who was already drunk. "Brother Zhuang, your beauty..."

Author's gossip: Lily has both danmei, super sweet, and cute in contrast.

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