The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

"These words are said by the master, not by me." The messenger was bruised and swollen, crying bitterly. "Boss, don't hit me!"

"You are old man Ran's running dog. If you don't beat you, who will you beat? Who told you to run into my house and use a dagger casually? You were the one who beat you." Zhuang Xian wanted to scold at first, but looked at his phone. "It's 10:30, I have to cook quickly, otherwise Xuan'er won't be able to eat on time."

After patting the messenger on the head again, Zhuang Xiancai asked his apprentices to throw the messenger out.

"What's the matter, there's a guy with a bruised nose and a swollen face outside?" When Jiang Yuxuan came back, Zhuang Xian had already cooked two dishes and was busy in the kitchen.

"Oh, that guy was sent by Mr. Ran Liang." Zhuang Xian was cooking sweet soup, "Mr. Ran Liang wants to kill Fanghua and bury Xiaoxiao alive. That's not counting. He wants to chop us up and ask me to make a urine jar. Give it to him Use it as a stool."

"It's really perverted." Jiang Yuxuan held his chin, "Treating my own daughter like this."

"What you said is not the point. The point is that he actually called me ugly." Zhuang Xian chopped up the meat vigorously, "If I make a meat with a thousand cuts, I will treat it like a stinky old man whose body will be broken into pieces!"

"He's right, you don't look good." Jiang Yuxuan purposely teased him, and casually squeezed a meatball and ate it. "It's delicious. As expected of Chef Zhuang's cooking, it looks good and tastes top-notch."

"Where am I ugly?" Zhuang Xian leaned closer to Jiang Yuxuan's face, his handsome face enlarged.

"Hmm~" Jiang Yuxuan's hands were clasped, his beautiful eyes widened, he couldn't help sighing, and blushed involuntarily. "Brother Xian, you..."

Although a little scared, but more is looking forward to.Jiang Yuxuan has held back for a long time because Zhuang Xian needs to be pure-hearted and ascetic. Although they share the same bed, Zhuang Xian doesn't touch him very much recently, and he is easily shy, so it is impossible to bring it up.

Now, the man's lips were already close to him, Jiang Yuxuan really wanted to send them directly, and exchange the sweetness in his mouth with Zhuang Xian.But he was still shy, and quickly avoided his eyes, not daring to let his lover see through his mind.

"Xuan'er thought about it." Zhuang Xian smiled, "The stew takes an hour anyway, and you don't need to watch it during the period. Why don't we do something to appease your lonely heart."

"I'm with you every day, why am I so lonely!" Jiang Yuxuan has mixed feelings, he wants to plunge into Zhuang Xian's arms, be thrown on the bed by him, wants Zhuang Xian to be his quilt, wants to be hurt . "Aren't you going to make shrimp fried rice for me?"

"Hungry?" Zhuang Xian lifted Jiang Yuxuan's chin, and was satisfied to see the expectant eyes of the other party. "Eat my pad first, and then eat fried rice."

"I'm hungry." Jiang Yuxuan climbed onto Zhuang Xian's shoulder involuntarily, his voice became gentle. "Who eats whom?"

"Do you have to be entangled?" Zhuang Xian kissed Jiang Yuxuan's cheek, but suddenly let go. "I'd better fry the rice, I don't want to starve Xuan'er."

"Oh~" Jiang Yuxuan's voice changed, like a lazy Persian cat, slowly approaching Zhuang Xian and standing behind him. "It's okay to eat you first."

"Eat me after dinner." Zhuang Xian casually handed over the freshly made shredded potato pancakes and fed them to Jiang Yuxuan. "Little greedy cat, are you going to execute me so soon?"

"It's not to punish you at all." Jiang Yuxuan didn't finish eating the petite vegetable cake, and held it in his mouth, his tone was vague. "Obviously I took the initiative to be tortured, you don't want to hear me sing for you?"

"Xuan'er won't be arrogant when she has needs." Zhuang Xian looked over gently, "So, you want to be eaten by me?"

Lowering his head shyly, Jiang Yuxuan's voice was as low as a mosquito: "Well, eat."

"Be eaten again after not eating?" Zhuang Xian had been holding back for a long time, he lifted Jiang Yuxuan's chin, and kissed between the eyebrows. "It's been a long time since I touched you, I'm too full, I'm afraid Xuan'er can't stand it."

"If you can bear it, it means that your ability has regressed." Jiang Yuxuan blinked, "Daughter-in-law, how do you serve your husband and me? Do you need me to teach you?"

"I don't need to be taught by my husband. After all, your wife and I, no matter how long time passes, I will never become unfamiliar with the stunts that the audience lords like the most." Zhuang Xian looked around and smiled when he saw the large chopping board that was idle. "Play something fresh, does Xuan'er like it?"

"Put me on the chopping board and deal with it first?" Jiang Yuxuan hooked Zhuang Xian's arm, and collapsed on the chopping board without bones. "How are you going to eat me? Steamed or braised?"

"I just want fried rice." Zhuang Xian's eyes were full of meaning. "It's a homonym, Xuan'er, you understand."

Blinking innocently, Jiang Yuxuan smiled mischievously: "I'm disabled at the ninth level of housework, how do I know how to make fried rice with eggs?"

"Keep pretending." Zhuang Xian raised his eyebrows, and deliberately patted Jiang Yuxuan's leg lightly. "You're talking about eating shrimp fried rice, but if I want to eat you next, I have to make egg fried rice. Since I already know it's egg fried rice, why pretend I don't know how it will be eaten?"

It was already spring, and Jiang Yuxuan was only wearing a pair of jeans.

"Anyway, you just want to eat me, whether you use eggs or something else, even if you use chopsticks..." Jiang Yuxuan, who had been holding back for several days through his trousers, said comfortably after being patted by Zhuang Xian. stand up.

"I haven't preheated the iron pot yet, have you already made the preparations in advance?" Looking at Jiang Yuxuan who was already on the ground, Zhuang Xian held up the spatula and gently stroked the opponent's back. "Rice, move forward."

"Oh." Jiang Yuxuan was very obedient, propped himself up obediently, knelt and crawled back. "Hurry up, daughter-in-law."

Seeing that he was about to get down again, Zhuang Xian had no choice but to say, "This pose is not fun, I want to stimulate it."

"Isn't the kneeling position convenient for you?" Jiang Yuxuan sighed, "You've become a fairy, so you can hold it back. I'm about to die... Can't you make me perfect? ​​Give me a little happiness, okay?"

"If it's not difficult, it won't be fun." Zhuang Xian tilted his head, and lightly touched the back of Jiang Yuxuan's neck with a spatula. "Lie down and raise your arms a little higher."

"Why?" Jiang Yuxuan had a bad premonition, "Stop playing, I can hold on."

"No." Zhuang Xian was in high spirits, of course it was impossible to let Jiang Yuxuan go, and he had already brought the lace rope that had been prepared long ago. "Hey, don't move."

"We're playing with egg fried rice, not smoked fish!" Jiang Yuxuan didn't want to cooperate, so he got up, ignoring his shoes, and was about to run barefoot.

After running a few steps, he was caught by Zhuang Xian: "Lie down, if you turn around and pour the essence in your body to the toilet for me, you should be prepared to not be able to rest for three days and three nights."

"If you can do it for an hour, you're good." Jiang Yuxuan curled his lips, "Now you have to be ascetic, how can you be as good as you were in the past? Think carefully, you still enjoyed it in the past, but now you feel lonely."

"From what you said, it seems that you are looking forward to three days and three nights without rest?" Zhuang Xian put his arms around Jiang Yuxuan, poked him on the waist, and watched Jiang Fang go limp again and lay back on the chopping board. "Smoked fish can also be fried with rice, Xuan'er will give it a try."

"Brother Xian..." The top was removed by the spatula, Jiang Yuxuan's arms had been separated and tied, and a bow was tied around his wrist. "This old-fashioned way of playing is really in line with the aesthetics of your ancient people, my good mother."

"It's very fun. We still have a theme this time, which is cooking." Zhuang Xian stretched his neck from the simple swing, "This angle is just right for kissing you."

"Do you like bow ties that much? I just found out today that Brother Xian, you are a girl..." Before Jiang Yuxuan could finish speaking, he was pinched by the back of his buttocks.

"What are you doing?" Ye Hengwen, who suddenly broke into the kitchen, turned pale with fright, and let out an exaggerated scream. "My God! It's not suitable for children, I'm running away."

After running two steps, he came back again: "Hey, Chef, let's discuss something."

"Say it quickly, get out of here!" Zhuang Xian raised the kitchen knife.

"This spatula, don't use it for cooking." Ye Hengwen smiled like a flower, "Brother, promise me, otherwise~ you won't be able to continue playing."

It really was a scam, Zhuang Xian had no choice but to say, "Nonsense, I don't need this shovel."

"How did you remember playing in the kitchen?" Ye Hengwen suddenly took out a microphone, which turned into an interview.

"Get out!" Zhuang Xian threw Ye Hengwen out and locked the door behind him. "This chef cooks in secret, no onlookers are allowed!"

"I want to learn, so that it can bring happiness to my Xiaohui." Ye Hengwen unexpectedly opened the window, and his beautiful face was full of beatings.

"Just you, an idiot who can cook noodles, give up this dangerous idea, so as not to lose the Samoyed." Zhuang Xian quickly imagined the picture of Tu Shanhui being boiled into a charcoal-roasted fox by Ye Hengwen, and kindly reminded him. "You can only be conventional, you can't innovate, you can get out."

Close all the doors and windows, Zhuang Xian also set up a barrier to prevent Ye Hengwen from making trouble again: "Okay, Ye Xiaoqian can't see or hear anymore, let's continue."

During the meal, Zhuang Xian noticed that everyone was whispering. He was a little embarrassed: "Ahem! There are still children here, don't discuss things that are not suitable for minors."

"Is Yuxuan falling apart?" Ye Hengwen leaned over with a face full of beatings. "You haven't come out for so long, we settled it at the restaurant at noon, and dinner was an hour late."

He directly took the chicken leg and stuffed it into Ye Hengwen's mouth. Zhuang Xian glared at him: "You starving ghost, stop talking! Otherwise, I will ask Tu Shanhui to counterattack!"

Satisfied to see Ye Hengwen eating obediently, the people present did not continue to discuss this topic, so Zhuang Xian put everyone's food together: "It's not enough, go fill it yourself, and Xuan'er and I go to the room to eat."

Holding the food and coming to the bed, Zhuang Xian immediately switched from the glaring King Kong just now to a good wife at home: "Husband, it's time to eat, be good."

Supporting himself, Jiang Yuxuan didn't sit up, and fell down again: "Daughter-in-law, help me, my waist was broken by you."

Standing up quickly, hugging Jiang Yuxuan, the two sat together under the quilt, Zhuang Xian played with it, and fed him mouthfuls: "You are so hungry, try this, casserole with shrimp and tofu."

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