The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

"Using... heresy... not a hero..." Geng Zhi raised his head with difficulty, but fell down again. "I……"

"Yes, we are not men in the first place, why do we have to be heroes?" Ran Fanghua watched Geng Zhi die helplessly, "You group of people came here to kill us all, and even slaughtered innocent villagers. It turns out that you are just!"

"Stop talking, he's already dead." Cheng Xiaoxiao grabbed Ran Fanghua, "His teammate's eyes are red, and they're ready to kill us. What do we need to do? Do you want to get a pack of explosives?"

"How can weapons be so easy to carry? Do you think it's an anti-Japanese drama with a hundred catties of explosives?" Ran Fanghua spread her hands.

The moment he spread his hands, the cultivation disciples gathered around, holding the fairy sword and outputting a blow: "How dare you use evil tricks to kill the uncle, you poisonous woman, we will kill you!"

"It's as if if I don't treat him well, he won't kill us." Ran Fanghua didn't bother to talk to them, and just let the snake go. "Don't forget that I am from Miaojiang, and snakes are pets."

"Ah!" The cultivation disciple immediately jumped away, "You woman, you actually use a snake!"

Seeing this group of old men hugging the beams in fright, Cheng Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and snickered, and by the way, put a firecracker under their waists: "The rehearsal for the Spring Festival! Everyone cover your ears!"

"It's so miserable." Zhuang Xian covered his eyes.

After a while, I suddenly remembered that Jiang Yuxuan didn't cover his eyes, so he took his hand and asked him to cover it, and then continued to cover it: "Ran Fanghua is indeed a strange woman."

"Such a ridiculous way to kill the enemy, really...I have to accept it." Jiang Yuxuan sweated profusely, "You who are carved in sand have infected your teammates, and the blue is better than the blue."

"As long as the enemy can be defeated, the method doesn't matter." Zhuang Xian pouted, surrounded by corpses. "Our side has won again, and it is worth celebrating."

"Unlucky aliens, they are all disfigured now, even their own mothers don't know each other anymore." Special Police Officer Chen took out a cross, "I traveled thousands of miles just to kill Mr. Zhuang. Not only did the mission not complete, but they all died."

"So that's what Jiaben means." Ran Fanghua took out his notes, "I don't read much, and I always thought that Jiabeng was the emperor's death. Officer Chen, thank you for popularizing science, otherwise I would have been illiterate all the time?"

Lou Xuan hurriedly corrected: "Don't be misled, the death of the emperor really means the death of the emperor, and it really doesn't mean that it was fried like shredded pork with Beijing sauce."

"But we sacrificed four snakes." Cheng Xiaoxiao covered her face and cried, "Fanghua, don't you feel bad at all?"

"My heart hurts..." Ran Fanghua and Cheng Xiaoxiao cried, "They are all pets that I have kept for half a year... It doesn't matter, I will bury them properly."

At night, there is no need to worry about the harassment of cultivators for the time being. Zhuang Xian faced the snake porridge in his hand, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Miss Fanghua, is this what you call burial? I suspect that I have a problem with my comprehension. Are you serious? ?”

"This is an ancient funeral custom." Cheng Xiaoxiao explained earnestly, "When you lose a loved one, you will inevitably be sad, so you have to merge with your loved ones."

"I have a request." Jiang Yuxuan was frightened. "If I'm unlucky... don't cook me porridge, just bury me."

Police officer Chen hurriedly backed away: "The brothers I brought gave their lives for the country... Beautiful and simple Miss Fanghua, you shouldn't eat them, right?"

"No." Ran Fanghua held Cheng Xiaoxiao's hand and smiled very cutely. "I resolutely safeguard the authority of the central government and support the great people's soldiers. So, don't worry, Police Officer Chen, the martyrs have been cremated according to the regulations."

"That's good." Police Officer Chen breathed a sigh of relief, "I've heard it in the past that the Miao border in western Hunan has mysterious customs. But some people always talk nonsense and even tell me that black seedlings cannibalize people."

"In ancient times, it was cannibalism, but not now." Ran Fanghua took a sip of snake porridge, "It's very fresh, let's try it."

"Snake..." Zhuang Mengdie looked at Lou Xuan with a look of embarrassment on his face. "Xiao Xuanxuan..."

"I don't dare..." As expected of being a straight man of steel, Lou Xuan immediately put his own bowl and Zhuang Mengdie's bowl back on the dining table. "Mengdie, please let me go, I'm afraid of snakes."

35 minute later.

"Let me just say, no one will let go of delicious food." Cheng Xiaoxiao drank a lot of wine, but she was not drunk, she just burped. "Call and criticize Brother Yuxuan by name, he eats the most barbecue."

"I thought he was afraid of snakes, but I didn't expect to eat two big bowls with tears in my eyes." Lou Xuan, a straight man, seconded, "It's too unprincipled."

"More than that." Zhuang Mengdie glanced at the dining table, "The table is piled up like a mountain, with all kinds of food... My sister-in-law can do food and broadcasting. Daga and Gebu are weak compared to him."

"Slow down, everyone has stopped eating, it's all yours." Zhuang Xian put his arms around Jiang Yuxuan and helped him pick up the vegetables.

"He hasn't eaten yet?" Ran Fanghua was frightened, "The king of big stomachs? He doesn't have four stomachs, does he?"

"Brother Yuxuan is amazing. He can eat, drink, and sleep. The key is not to be afraid of getting fat." Cheng Xiaoxiao admired him very much, "Fanghua, you little bird stomach, when will you be able to keep up with him?"

"You should do what you can." Ran Fanghua frowned, "The one you like should be me, not the idiot..."

Before finishing speaking, Ran Fanghua could not speak.

"What's going on?" Zhuang Mengdie was about to say something, but suddenly saw Zhuang Xian's gesture and understood. "Ah Xuan, retreat quickly."

"why?"

"I told you to withdraw quickly." Zhuang Mengdie pulled him back, gave Cheng Xiaoxiao another look, and the three of them hurriedly withdrew.

"Forget it." Zhuang Xian waved his hand, "For the sake of your young age, I don't care about you, a girl."

"What's the matter, Brother Xian?" Jiang Yuxuan had been enjoying the delicious food, but when he looked up, he realized that everyone had left, feeling a little dazed. "Are they all full?"

"Yeah." Zhuang Xian smiled, thinking that Ran Fanghua would never dare to call Jiang Yuxuan an idiot in the future, so he continued to concentrate on serving Jiang Yuxuan. "Eat fish, I've picked out all the thorns."

"Brother Xian, you didn't eat much, you also eat...golden chicken nuggets, Fanghua's craftsmanship is also pretty good." Jiang Yuxuan smiled as he took the chicken nuggets and fed them to Zhuang Xian. "Is this flower glutinous rice cake? I thought it was only available in Yunnan and Guizhou."

"Xuan'er, have a taste." Zhuang Xian smiled and helped Jiang Yuxuan dip in the sweet sauce, "I want to eat this colorful cake, Xuan'er feed me."

"The five-color cake is a bit big, and there is no knife to divide it...how about eating together?" Jiang Yuxuan blushed and approached Zhuang Xian.

"Okay." Picking up the five-color cake, Zhuang Xian smiled, maybe because the food contained medicinal ingredients, Jiang Yuxuan was a little...but Zhuang Xian liked it.

Gently kissing Jiang Yuxuan on the face, Zhuang Xian wanted to test his guess: "Xuan'er, do you feel hot?"

"A little bit." Jiang Yuxuan involuntarily rubbed against Zhuang Xian's arms, no longer in the mood to eat, and threw away the chopsticks, trying to unzip the zipper. "Is it because during the day, those cultivators..."

"Probably not." Zhuang Xian knew that the snakes that Miao Jiang fed were originally very nourishing, and it was reasonable for Jiang Yuxuan to be emotional.

Thinking that no one was around, Zhuang Xian didn't have much scruples, put down the colorful cake, and gently rubbed Jiang Yuxuan's ankle: "Xuan'er, let me take off your shoes for you, maybe it will be a little cooler."

"It's not hot feet..." Jiang Yuxuan didn't know what Zhuang Xian was doing, so his shoes and socks were taken off, and Zhuang Xian played with his feet as white as jade.

This action caused Jiang Yuxuan to let out a comfortable "hmm", and relying on the long and strong chair, he lay down directly, as if he had no bones.

"It's just rice wine, so you shouldn't be drunk, right?" Zhuang Xian thought that there was rice wine in the five-color cake, which caused Jiang Yuxuan to fall drunk, so he bent down quickly, trying to wake him up.

He patted Jiang Yuxuan a few times, but he didn't get a response. Instead, his own arm was caught, and the two rolled together: "Xuan'er?"

"Hmm..." I just thought that Jiang Yuxuan's jade face was reddish, and Zhuang Xian was too busy admiring the beauty, but he was caught off guard and his lips were blocked.

Simply follow the trend, lay on Jiang Yuxuan's body, put one arm around him to prevent him from falling off the narrow chair, Zhuang Xian kissed him deeply, tearing his zipper, just wanting to kiss him forever.

The next day, Jiang Yuxuan covered his head and struggled to sit up: "Hiss~"

"Xuan'er, are you awake?" Zhuang Xian opened his eyes and looked at the person lying on him. "Aren't you sick?"

"We slept in the yard?" Jiang Yuxuan looked down, and Zhuang Xian turned into a sleeping mat. "Brother Xian, yesterday... they... all saw it? Ah! I'm ashamed to see anyone!"

"I wanted to hug you and sleep on the chair, but the chair was too narrow...you kicked me down halfway." Zhuang Xian scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly. "You supported your waist and wanted to step on me a few times, but you didn't have the strength, so you fell on me. I just...hehe..."

"Hey what?" Jiang Yuxuan pondered, suddenly his face turned red.

Pointing at Zhuang Xian, Jiang Yuxuan yelled: "Just pass by, continue... bullying me?"

"You are mine in the first place, and I have no reason not to continue to love you." Zhuang Xian said confidently, "You didn't have any pants at that time, and you were sitting in just the right position... Anyway, you enjoyed it a lot, and even sang songs for a long time."

"What song?" Jiang Yuxuan wished he could bury himself. It's not that he didn't want to be intimate with Zhuang Xian, but he wanted face. In the yard, he really...

"Sing it just for me." Zhuang Xian's eyes were full of meaning. "You know brother, I'm tone deaf, so at certain times, when I'm distracted, I'll suddenly have a sense of music...Xuan'er, if you continue to look at me like this, I won't be able to bear it, and tell you to continue singing .”

"Rogue!" Jiang Yuxuan's bare feet stepped on Zhuang Xian's mouth, and he finally understood what the so-called song was.

But he underestimated the ability of Zhuang Xian, an old rascal, when he stepped up, his feet were kissed, and his whole body was pulled into his arms.

The author's gossip: The snake is big, the cuties know what will happen next.

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