The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

Three days later, someone rushed to shout: "It's not good, the well water is poisonous!"

Lou Xuan, who was digging wild vegetables, exchanged a glance with Zhuang Mengdie: "Geng Chong's people move so fast."

"It's okay, I put the antidote in overnight. This girl is cooperating with us and acting for Geng Chong's gang of bastards." Zhuang Mengdie took Lou Xuan's hand, "We are now waiting to catch the turtle."

Under the peach blossom tree, in the small bamboo house where Zhuang Xian and Jiang Yuxuan lived alone.

"The water from the spiritual spring has been brought in, so can't we just find a big bucket? It was night anyway, and now it's broad daylight, Brother Xian, you want me to accompany you in the yard..."

In the small courtyard of the bamboo building, although an enchantment has been set up, people outside can't see inside, but Jiang Yuxuan can clearly see the passers-by outside, which is still very embarrassing.

Holding Jiang Yuxuan's waist, Zhuang Xian half opened his shirt.

The spring in Xiangxi is already very warm, and the two of them don't need to wear bulky padded jackets like they did in Xiqiang, which greatly facilitates Zhuang Xian.

"Don't be shy, this is in our own little world."

Zhuang Xian squeezed Jiang Yuxuan's waist gently, and heard a gasp in satisfaction.

"Let's go, the big battle is coming, we need urgent double cultivation."

"I think you did it on purpose!" Jiang Yuxuan blushed, "Trying to torment me with every reason! What kind of Taoist priest are you? You are a hooligan at all!"

"But someone likes hooligans." Zhuang Xian smirked, and patted Jiang Yuxuan's rear lightly. "My little horse, get down and ask brother to ride on."

"No!" Jiang Yuxuan glanced at him, "Don't bully me in broad daylight!"

"It's too late at night. Geng Chong and his gang have already taken action. We must improve our cultivation as soon as possible." Zhuang Xian quickly stripped Jiang Yuxuan's shirt off and licked his collarbone.

The tone was already ambiguous, and Zhuang Xian was picking Jiang Yuxuan's pants: "Does Xuan'er eat buffet, or does he want brother's service?"

"Neither..."

Jiang Yuxuan had already seen that there was someone asking for directions outside the door, which made him even more embarrassed.

"When did you toss, I can't lie down for a long time? A big battle is coming, and you alone... ah~ ah~ how can you resist... ah..."

"I haven't reached the high speed yet, Xuan'er, what about your rehearsal this time?" Zhuang Xian just touched Jiang Yuxuan's body back and forth a few times, and he didn't make it to the end.

He was used to being caressed by Zhuang Xian, and Jiang Yuxuan would instinctively react to being touched a little, no matter what, he couldn't suppress the restlessness in his heart.

"Brother Xian!" Jiang Yuxuan couldn't open his eyes comfortably, and took the initiative to plunge into Zhuang Xian's arms.

There is no way to withstand the emotional shock. Zhuang Xian, a guy who only wants to do these things with his lover, is really skilled.

No matter how shy he was, Jiang Yuxuan had to surrender to his own feelings: "I... want to..."

"Ask me if you want." Zhuang Xianxing raised his head, inevitably domineering.

Knowing how to control the speed of letting go and taking in, Zhuang Xian's occasional overbearing, on the contrary, makes Jiang Yuxuan like it even more: "Don't you want to? Brother just happened to be tired..."

"No!" Jiang Yuxuan couldn't control his body, but his mouth was still stubborn. "No...you let..."

"Okay." Sure enough, he let go of one hand, seeing Jiang Yuxuan who was about to slide down, Zhuang Xian just grabbed it casually. "Can you hold on, Xuan'er?"

"Rogue...you...let it go..." Jiang Yuxuan was already trembling all over, struggling to reach out to touch a certain part of himself.

He was held down halfway, and Zhuang Xian said with a smile: "Xuan'er forgot, didn't we make an agreement to do this kind of intimate thing? Did I allow you to solve it yourself? Take it away, be obedient."

"Please..." Jiang Yuxuan's eyes were red, he had no choice but to beg Zhuang Xian. "Brother Xian... Please..."

"That's good." Zhuang Xian kissed the corner of Jiang Yuxuan's lips, although he had already stretched out his fingers, but the movement was very slow.

Because he wanted to hear Jiang Yuxuan's charming singing voice more, Zhuang Xian just kissed him on the collarbone a few times: "What do you want me to do? Say it clearly."

"Please... give... Xuan'er..." Jiang Yuxuan climbed onto Zhuang Xian's shoulder and kissed his neck. "Please... get on... I... Brother Xian..."

"Since the beauty has made a request, I naturally have to obey the beauty's order." Zhuang Xian smiled, and took out the plaster that he had prepared for a long time, "Hey, lie down here."

Trembling on the ground, Jiang Yuxuan couldn't wait, and stretched out his hands to support his slender waist: "Hurry up... Hurry up!"

"Is it lighter or heavier?" Zhuang Xian just stretched out his fingers, and the person deliberately staggered away from him, so that he couldn't grasp it.

"Heavy……"

Lying on the wide swing, Jiang Yuxuan had nothing to grab and could only clenched his fists.

"Don't you like to bully... me? Don't stop!"

"Obey." Zhuang Xian got the permission and directly covered her. "The love I give you is dominated by storms, accompanied by lightning and thunder. Xuan'er, we will never be separated, brother loves you right now."

Outside the bamboo house, the Taoist bell rang randomly.

"Keep the bamboo house and don't allow anyone to disturb the double cultivation of the two elder brothers!" Ciwang led Zhuang Xian's apprentices and started a fierce battle with Geng Chong's men. "Non-serious injuries, don't go to the line of fire!"

The apprentices shouted in unison: "Don't give up an inch of land!"

"Zhuang Xian, this kid, after he escaped to the human world, he actually accepted another apprentice."

A middle-aged man in a toga with long sleeves just waved his hand.

"However, the clothes in the human world are too hot and eye-catching, and they are all naked."

"Ah!" Everyone present was knocked down by the old man and fell to the ground. "You are not allowed to come close!"

"You yellow-mouthed children who are not afraid of death." The middle-aged man straightened his hair a little, and kicked Luosang away. "Zhuang Xian's aesthetics is really problematic, even uncivilized savages are accepted."

The dzi bead was torn off by the middle-aged man and instantly turned into powder. Luosang's eyes turned red: "This is the earring that Gesang made for me! You old guy, pay me for it!"

"Savage children, we Han men all wear their hair and wear crowns." The middle-aged man stepped on Lausanne's palm, "Aristocratic families pay attention to dignity, and only women and humble slaves wear earrings."

The white-clothed disciples behind them covered their mouths and joked: "Piercing ears is the custom of treating lowly slaves in ancient times. I didn't expect that there would be a handsome man here, imitating a daughter's family, and pretending to be a barbarian."

"You are the barbarians!" Luosang struggled, but could only support half of his body. "Poisoning people and forcibly dragging the girl away on the road is simply a beast!"

"Boy, since you've seen it all, I'm sorry." The middle-aged man clasped Luosang's neck with one hand and lifted him up. "We are a decent family, a noble family of the immortal family, your eyes see what you shouldn't see."

"Stop!" Lou Xuan rushed over, and Huang Huo aimed at the middle-aged man. "You old monster in the ancient costume of Xianxia, ​​your brain is flooded with filming? Let go of people, or you will be shot!"

"Monk, you wooden bastard, what the hell are you?" Although the middle-aged man had never seen a pistol, he was not afraid at all. "Although I don't know what's going on in the human world, but fighting us immortals..."

Before the next line was spoken, Lou Xuan had already fired: "My brother-in-law is right, even if you are a cannon fodder villain, there will be a lot of last words that drag you to death."

Lausanne has landed safely, looking at the villain who has turned into Burning Man: "Brother Xuan, their crew is really going to be on fire now."

"Stop talking nonsense."

Ye Hengwen's men couldn't wait to pick up their submachine guns.

"When dealing with mental patients who endanger the safety of people's lives and property, the professional ethics of our special police is to first defend, and then return the corpse to the hospital where it was located."

He took the lead in shooting, and the special police officers behind him immediately joined the ranks of the charge: "Whether our guns are effective, or these old toy swords with secondary illnesses are effective, everything must be verified by practice!"

The ones who came to attack Zhuang Xian were all cultivators of the Zhan Wu Scum level, and there were not many people with high cultivation bases. Of course, they couldn't resist the power of modern technology.

Soon, these disciples of the immortal family who were mistaken for older middle school patients or mentally ill, just like this, lay on the ground in disorder, ending the life of a dragon.

"These guys all look weak, and the toys and equipment don't have any lethality." The special policeman even took out his tablet and opened a small broken station. "Could it be a new show from the island country?"

"As long as you look at the clothes, you can tell that it was inspired by Chinese comics. Maybe these guys are just playing cosplay, but they just have intermittent neuropathy, so they suddenly attack innocent villagers indiscriminately."

"No... Maybe it was jointly produced by Dongguo and Dongli. Comrades, look, there is still such a long band on the forehead, does it look like the princes who shouted to kill and give it in a certain drama?"

"I think it's convenient for the police to arrest people. Alright, comrades, now use the waste ropes on your foreheads and tie them together."

With black lines all over his face, Lou Xuan raised his forehead: "That kid Ye Hengwen, where did you find these weird subordinates? Are you stupid to watch anime?"

"Ah Xuan, what happened?" Zhuang Mengdie didn't have the habit of watching TV dramas just after rushing over. He was shocked when he saw a group of strange costumes on the ground. "Where did this funeral crew come from?"

The special police officer finally found the answer and turned off the computer: "It turns out that these guys are the legendary cultivators. This strange clothes and long hair like a woman are standard in the cultivation world. Er... I haven't washed my hair for several years Yes, it smells like lard!"

A special police officer suddenly appeared from behind: "Since it has a special function, then hurry up and clean up the corpse, I'm afraid I'll turn into a zombie later."

"No, it is impossible for a cultivator to become a zombie, because there is an inner alchemy in his body." The special policeman smiled, "Clean up the corpse, it will take up space."

"Brother Chen, is the inner alchemy on the waist? Could it be the legendary kidney stone? Human treasure?"

The author's gossip: There are communication problems between cultivators and ordinary people in modern society, so it will be a bit funny.Of course, the future content will be very passionate, and the author still likes passionate.

Want humor and sugar?Of course there is, and it's still the sweet kind.

For those who read this article, don't miss it. Although it is a bit nonsensical, it is really worth watching.

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