The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

"Is there a difference?" Zhuang Xian blinked innocently.

The courier brother just smiled: "What do you think, Castle Master?"

"It doesn't matter, it's all mine. I'd better sign my name." Zhuang Xian neatly signed his name and handed the form to the courier brother. "alright."

"The owner's wife's handwriting is beautiful, just like a person." The courier brother was very satisfied with Zhuang Xian's handwriting, "I thought the owner of the castle was bold, but I didn't expect the handwriting to be so delicate."

"What kind of handwriting do you think my brother thinks I should be?"

"I've always thought that the owner of the castle wrote wild grass." The courier brother was a little reluctant to put away the list, "I'll ask the owner to write a calligraphy when I have time, this handwriting is really beautiful, like a little girl's handwriting, not strong at all. "

"I can't get rid of the title of yak." Zhuang Xian spread his hands, "Do you want to invent a yak body?"

"Maybe Lord Master can consider selling yak bone strengthening powder." The courier brother blinked, "I'm a fan of the two of you, see you later."

"Interesting." Zhuang Xian tilted his head, watching the courier brother drive away, "There are such creatures as rotten men."

As soon as he returned to the fortress, he almost bumped into Daga. Before Zhuang Xian could speak, Daga pushed him away: "If my wife finds out, I will definitely beat you."

"How can my wife have a reason to beat me?" Zhuang Xian refused, "Brother Daga, he loves me, don't you know?"

"My lord has a daughter-in-law who is as jealous as a vase, and we don't want to be implicated by it." Daga took out the mirror and straightened his beard. "I still want to charm my sister who is like a rich woman."

"Brother, this beard is too long, and this kind of wild beauty is not popular now." Zhuang Xian shook his head, "Last live broadcast, some fans strongly asked you to shave, everyone prefers little fresh meat."

"This beard is very handsome. My wife should be very handsome if she grows a beard." Daga raised his chin.

Immediately, Jiang Yuxuan had a hairy beard, half-draped hair like Daga, like an electric shock, spreading his thoughts everywhere, Zhuang Xian shook his head: that is simply ugly, I can't stand it.

"Castle Master, what are you having for dinner tonight?" Daga enjoyed life here, not only had money to get, but also enough to eat.

"Daga, you have gained weight recently, we don't eat and broadcast at night." Zhuang Xian looked carefully at the eat and broadcast lady he invited, "Walking at night, your image is very important."

"But our job is to eat."

"You are no longer eating, you are simply cooking." Zhuang Xian said helplessly, "The cook, the soul of the cook, the cook is a master... This Divine Comedy is probably tailor-made for your brothers."

"Am I really fat?" Dagar took out the mirror and looked at his face repeatedly. "fine."

"You were skinny when you came here, but now you've turned into sourdough buns." Zhuang Xian waved his hand, "If you don't control it, you will be upgraded to toast bread."

"Now it's the New Eastern Kingdom, and it's impossible to have chieftains anymore." Daga blinked, "If before liberation, the castle master would have been the biggest chieftain on the snowy plateau. You may even go to Luoyang and march into Gaxia Be a Kalon."

"Young man, I'm talking about toast, not toast." Zhuang Xian curled his lips, "Return to the Kalon? If I were the Kalon, you would have become a human being, dear."

Before liberation, the entire snow-covered plateau was a serf system, and they couldn't understand what they said in front of the Galon. Of course, they might be whipped to death and hung in the sun.

"The new society is better." Daga was frightened, and sang to ease his anxiety. "Socialism is good, socialism is good, and the people of socialist countries..."

"It's really ugly." Zhuang Xian had no sense of music at all, except Jiang Yuxuan's, everything he heard was noise. "Hurry up and lose weight, little brother of steamed buns."

"Now?" Daga didn't really want to go, he still planned to eat watermelon.

"Go ahead, I'm afraid you'll turn into Natsume's cat. That's the legendary rice cake monster, Fat Pig Cat Mantou." Zhuang Xian frowned, "You have to consider the aesthetics of fans, be good, and lose weight properly."

Although he didn't know what the fat pig cat was, Daga still had to reluctantly give up the sweet watermelon: "I'm going, Lord Castle Master."

Looking at the gradually expanding Daga, Zhuang Xian shook his head: "Eating and broadcasting is risky, the skinny Xiqiang man, if he doesn't control his diet, he will really become a perfect cylinder."

When Ge Bu came over, Zhuang Xian was helping Jiang Yuxuan out for a walk: "Brother, you are rounder than your brother."

The deeply shocked Ge Bu was very worried: "Will my newly bought clothes not be able to fit?"

"The truth or flattery?" Zhuang Xian was in a dilemma.

"I understand." Ge Bu was very self-conscious, "I'll go for a run tonight, trying to lose weight back to Lightning."

"Don't slack off, otherwise, there will be a kind of lightning, which is spherical." Zhuang Xian immediately vaccinated Ge Bu, "Your brother has gone to lose weight. I need to think about the content of our live broadcast, and it should be changed."

"Why don't we broadcast live weight loss exercises next?" Jiang Yuxuan blinked, "We can hire professional coaches."

"It can be done after Lou Xuan is well. We don't need to increase the salary cost. Anyway, my brother-in-law is not short of money." Zhuang Xian grabbed Jiang Yuxuan's hand and kissed his palm. "Mengdie's body training can also be put on the agenda."

"Sure enough, my brother-in-law is here to work for free." Ge Bu was very sympathetic, "Miss Mengdie is also a female president after all."

"Ge Bu lose weight properly." Zhuang Xian picked up Jiang Yuxuan.

"I'm not going to be a light bulb anymore." Ge Bu ran away in disgrace.

He doesn't want to be abused by a dog, he can't stand the sour smell of love.

"What's the matter, Brother Xian?" Nestled in Zhuang Xian's arms, Jiang Yuxuan raised his eyebrows. "Not tossing enough?"

"I'm not willing." Putting Jiang Yuxuan down, Zhuang Xian helped him to sit down, and even cushioned him with a pillow. "I really know the taste by eating the marrow, but Xuan'er's body is also very important."

"Isn't my body your welfare?" Jiang Yuxuan looked at Zhuang Xian with a smile. "If you want to enjoy benefits at night, I can give them to you too."

"I've already enjoyed it during the day. At night, Xuan'er is tired, so sleep well." Zhuang Xian sat down beside him and hugged him into his arms. "Brother really wants to mingle with you forever, but I'm also worried that Xuan'er won't be able to bear it."

"Brother Xian knows how to love others more and more." Jiang Yuxuan leaned on his broad chest, "Although I like the wild yak at night."

"Xuan'er, don't talk about it, brother doesn't want to tire you out." Zhuang Xian kissed Jiang Yuxuan's forehead, "Do you like wild yaks, or do you like superficial water?"

"As long as Brother Xian gives it, I like it." Jiang Yuxuan kissed Zhuang Xian on the cheek, "I'm hungry, Chef Zhuang, let's cook."

"How about making a donburi?"

"No! I've consumed too much, I want to eat more." Jiang Yuxuan protested, "I'm not fat, why help you save food?"

"I'll do it right away." Zhuang Xian rushed into the kitchen immediately.

In the evening, Qu Zan Lizong was happily enjoying delicious food with everyone, but when he looked up, he saw that everyone was in pairs. The foodie brothers Daga and Gebu were still losing weight, and Zhuang Xian and Jiang Yuxuan wished they could stick together.

Qu Zan Lizong, who was crazily abused by the dog, left silently, looking at the scenery outside the window: "Sangji."

No matter how many days and nights have passed, he can't forget that his beloved woman died tragically at the hands of the devil Lan Qichen.He must kill the man with his own hands to avenge the tragic death of Sanji.

"Butler." Someone came over, followed by a beautiful girl. "Last time, that Leopard didn't have the money to return, so he said that this girl..."

"I've said it many times, I only have Sangji in my heart." Qu Zanlizong asked someone to bring a cloak and put it on the thin girl. "I don't have to have a woman to be able to sleep. Your master owes you money, so there's no need for you to pay the bill."

"Thank you, Master Qu Zan!" The girl was very moved, "You are the first one to treat me as a life..."

"It's already the new Dongguo, and we monsters shouldn't follow the old ways." Qu Zan Lizong originally wanted to send the girl back, but suddenly thought that if she was sent back, it would be very difficult for the girl to escape the whip. "Anyway, they sent you here, so you stay, I won't touch you."

"Thank you."

The person who led her here naturally knew what Qu Zan Lizong meant, and immediately took her away: "I will take you to find a place to live, and you must listen to the words of the castle master in the future."

"Got it, thank you."

Three days later, Jiang Yuxuan came to the street.

"These are water chestnuts transported from Jiangnan." The proprietress hurriedly asked Jiang Yuxuan to sit down, "Look how fresh it is."

"Not bad." Jiang Yuxuan smiled, "Business is good, very good."

"Thanks to the Lord and his wife." The proprietress smiled, "The business commission is very low, and business guidance is provided for free."

"Your ginseng is also good." Jiang Yuxuan grabbed a handful casually, "Weigh some for me."

"It's a catty tall, and this ginseng is not wild, so I gave it to my wife." The proprietress smiled and put the ginseng in. "This tremella and saponin rice, my wife drank it, the castle master must like you more."

"Where is this going?" Jiang Yuxuan hurriedly held down the proprietress, "I just came to look at the market, how can I ask for everyone's things."

As soon as he finished speaking, a young man came over: "So you are Mr. Yuxuan, my grandma told me to give you the things."

Before Jiang Yuxuan could answer, the young man brought over a large bag of meat and fresh vegetables.

He wiped the sweat from his brow: "Ma'am, you're welcome. Last month, if the castle master didn't help, Ajia would have been bullied by those hooligans."

"It's all a matter of little effort." Jiang Yuxuan quickly shied away, "How can I take so many things? Take them back to the old man to make up for himself."

As he said that, he weighed ginseng beside him: "Although it is not a valuable thing, the nourishing effect is not bad..."

"Quickly move out of the booth, my wife will have to pay later." The boss hurriedly urged the woman beside him.

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