The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

He took a mouthful of yogurt and passed it to Jiang Yuxuan, Zhuang Xian hugged him tightly to prevent him from falling.In the waves, the two of them were in love with each other, just like this with the wind and waves, they spent a beautiful day.

When he went back, Jiang Yuxuan was already sleepy, Zhuang Xian carried him on his back and walked among the palm trees.

We're going to Ghost Street soon, and there are not many such easy days. Zhuang Xian couldn't help sighing: "Xuan'er, we are just working hard. After returning from Ghost Street, we have to go back to Xiqiang. But that's okay, after we go back , the snow should have melted, and the road is about to start repairing."

Early the next morning, when the two were looking for a place to eat, they heard the noise outside.

"To hold the bull's birthday banquet." The boss is from Dongguo, bringing milk tea over. "After a long time here, you will get used to it. Tianzhu people worship the sacred cow very much. This cow is also a white bull that symbolizes purity and holiness."

"So how do you celebrate?" Jiang Yuxuan was just curious.

The boss didn't say anything, just pointed out.

The two passed away after eating. Zhuang Xian was stunned when he saw the battle outside: "The bull is getting married? Good guy, the third brother is too good at playing. There are many routines in the city, I want to go back to the countryside."

"The roads in the countryside are muddy, be careful when you stumble." There was a man who looked like a Dongguo, chewing betel nuts. "After a while, a group of men will lie down on the ground and ask the god cow to bless them."

"How to bless? Reaching the hip?" Zhuang Xian was speechless, "I, a country bumpkin, really don't understand."

"No, just ask the big white cow to step on it." The man continued to chew betel nuts and threw one to Zhuang Xian. "Taste."

"I'm sorry, I'm not used to it." The betel nut tasted too strong, Zhuang Xian saw that the man's teeth were black, so he just thanked him and didn't eat it.

After a while, I saw the white bull being led, stepping over those people and making noises.

"Good guy, they are all alive." Jiang Yuxuan was stunned, "The customs here, I really..."

"That bride is quite beautiful." Zhuang Xian was just curious, but he couldn't help closing his eyes when he walked over to see it. "male?"

The back is good, but the face is really ugly.

"Hairaer." Jiang Yuxuan gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, "I've seen them on the Internet, they are all men. No one is willing to dedicate their daughters to cattle for their birthdays. This kind of unlucky job can only be replaced by a group like Hailaer. "

In fact, they are just a group of men wearing women's clothing, who were born in poverty and did not have a special training base, so they look very ugly.However, after they took over the job, the salary was not low, and it was also a way to support themselves.

"This is the place with the most immortals in the world." Qu Zan Lizong pushed aside the crowd and finally rushed over. "I found that the aura here is also very strong."

"No wonder I'm looking for the gate of Ghost Street here." Zhuang Xian took Jiang Yuxuan's hand, "When we get to Zishi, I'll open the altar and let's rescue my sister and brother-in-law."

"Okay." Jiang Yuxuan nodded.

"I thought they were normal people, but I didn't expect to be as crazy as Ah San." The man looked at the background of the three of them, shook his head, and continued to eat betel nuts. "Dancing God, in this place where superstition prevails, there may be a market."

"The God Bull is angry!" Suddenly, someone shouted. "Oh my god, isn't the Hyrule you're looking for pretty enough?"

"The beard is so long that you can braid it, and it's difficult to eat. Can you be beautiful?" the man chewing betel nut complained, "Look at Xue Luoguo, at least they are looking for people who have had injections. No matter how you look at it, they are more women than women."

"Crow's mouth, it's you again, you are everywhere!" Several men from Tianzhu stopped the betel nut man, "If you don't talk so much with those two foreigners, how can God Bull find out that they are a group of men?"

"The god cow is not a stupid cow, so you just think you can deceive them." The betel nut man is not afraid of these people at all, "Post an ugly man in a skirt as a bride, be careful and kill you."

"You really deserve a beating!" A group of people rushed forward, and they were about to beat them with their fists. "If I don't kill you crow mouth today, I'll buy you betel nuts!"

"What are you doing?" Zhuang Xian suddenly appeared, "He didn't tell lies either, even if a man wears a skirt, it won't change his nature."

"Guys from the Eastern Kingdom!" A Tianzhu man suddenly swung his stick. "The last time we fought against them, the Easterners almost froze our soldiers to death."

"Sure enough, they are a group of devils." The others immediately became angry, "Dongguo people, get out of Tianzhu!"

"It's obvious that you provoked us and went to our border to harass the people. Isn't it normal for us to fight back?" Jiang Yuxuan was angry, "This is so unreasonable, and I don't know how the Buddha taught you!"

"How dare you criticize our Buddha!" ​​The first person to make a fuss rushed over, "I will beat you to death!"

"Yes, kill the devils of the Eastern Kingdom and safeguard the sovereignty of Tianzhu!" The Tianzhu men present surrounded Zhuang Xian and Jiang Yuxuan, and threw stones, almost hitting Jiang Yuxuan.

"We've become devils!" Zhuang Xian exploded, "Okay, then I'll be devils for once!"

I couldn't see his movements at all. All these Ah Sans who rushed over in unison were thrown out and fell heavily on the ground, unable to get up for a long time.

"Listen, it's okay to insult me, but don't insult my country!" Zhuang Xian gritted his teeth, "The People's Republic of China, a huge country, has always been good-neighborly and friendly. People don't attack me, I don't attack people, but the founding leader said of."

Snatching one person's wooden stick, Zhuang Xian crushed the stick into powder: "Those who insult me ​​in China will be punished even if they are far away! We are not even afraid of the United States, but we are also afraid of you group of people with strange brain circuits who like to bully their female compatriots Ah San?"

"People from the Eastern Kingdom!" The leader had developed limbs and had already stood up. "Meddling in our affairs is your so-called humanitarianism? Your leader is actually very unreliable and no different from that one!"

"Yes, hegemony!"

The strong guy took the lead in shouting, and the others immediately booed.

"Swear to the gods, we will drive away all these guys from the Eastern Kingdom! Those who don't leave will be stoned to death! The sky is watching, and he will never allow these guys without faith to continue to trample on our sacred land Ganges Civilization!"

"These guys really can't communicate." Zhuang Xian was helpless. Although he didn't take the initiative to attack, he could still defend calmly.

Soon, these people no longer had the energy to continue fighting, and all of them stayed in the hospital.

Finally a sensible person came over, he bowed to Zhuang Xian and apologized: "I'm sorry, friend from a foreign country. My name is Jiaerda, I'm a gentleman, I have seen what happened just now."

"Thank you for your understanding, Lord Xiangjue." Looking at this man's suit and leather shoes, Zhuang Xian knew that he had an unusual identity, and he must be from Kshatriya. "I will pay them for the medical expenses, but they have already violated the legal rights of us foreigners by gathering people to provoke them."

"They will be punished, not only by the law, but also by the gods." Garda smiled. "I came to see you, please. If it is convenient, can you go to my house?"

"If Mr. Xiangjue needs my help with something, Zhuang is willing to help." Looking at the man's expression, Zhuang Xian knew that he needed to do something to exorcise evil spirits, so he naturally agreed.

"Then please, the price is negotiable." Garda had already called the driver over, "Let's talk on the way."

On the way in the car, Garda said to Zhuang Xian: "My daughter Eminem has always been a well-behaved child. But suddenly one day, she didn't go to school anymore, but stayed at home."

Sighing, he continued: "She was originally a beautiful child, but she had dark spots on her face, and more and more. Now it's all over her body. I'm worried that she won't be able to marry in the future."

There is no dowry in Tianzhu. It is the woman who tries every means to accompany her with a generous dowry so that her daughter will not be looked down upon by her husband's family.

However, Tianzhu women have been in a humble position since ancient times, and they are too ugly, so the man still doesn't want them.

"Let's try to see if we are possessed by an evil spirit." Soon after arriving at Garda's residence, Zhuang Xian took Jiang Yuxuan's hand and helped him go forward. "Master Xiangjue is looking for us to exorcise evil spirits and demons."

Although it is just an ordinary country noble, Garda's house is very luxurious.The yard has exotic flowers and a beautiful white swing decorated with roses.

Jiang Yuxuan only felt that the swing was weird: "Brother Xian, does this family know Feng Shui..."

"I saw that there is nothing wrong with the Feng Shui layout itself." Zhuang Xian took a compass needle and carefully checked the structure inside and outside of the house. "But there is indeed a strange smell that cannot be ignored."

"This is Eminem's room." Garda signaled the servant to open the door, "I usually don't dare to let anyone in because..."

As soon as Zhuang Xian and the others entered the room, Garda immediately locked the door by himself.

He clasped his hands together and prayed to the sky: "I hope the master invited this time can survive, Eminem, get well quickly... Dad can't keep trying to find someone to come over and make food for you, right?"

"What's the matter with this person?" Jiang Yuxuan found out that there was no electricity in the room and it was pitch black, alarm bells rang in his heart. "I'm afraid that old man just lied to us..."

"He wants us to cook dinner for his daughter." Knowing what that guy wanted to do, Zhuang Xian released the yellow talisman and burned the spider silk that suddenly appeared. "That Miss Eminem, I'm afraid she has been haunted by evil spirits and turned into a demon."

"If we can't exorcise the evil spirit, we can only kill her, lest she continue to harm people." Jiang Yuxuan held the Qiongxue Immortal Sword, "The speed is so fast, it is not an ordinary monster."

"What is this?" Zhuang Xian stepped on something suddenly and almost fell down.

Picking up the thing from the ground, holding on to the torch, he saw clearly: "Human skull!"

"Sure enough! She ate a lot of people." Jiang Yuxuan found that the entire room was densely covered with spider silk, almost entering the coiled silk hole. "The instruments used to exorcise evil spirits are all here."

"Some things are actually treasures, but it's a pity that those half-baked ones really don't know how to use them."

Author's gossip: Zhuang Xian, a master of memes: "The city has deep routines, and I want to go back to the countryside."

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