The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

"This is Mr. Jiang Yuxuan, the only Han youth that Zhabu captured." Luosang carefully looked outside, locked the door, and then introduced Jiang Yuxuan to everyone. "Everyone knows that I have a special nose, and he has a special fragrance."

"So this Mr. Jiang Yuxuan may have magic powers, right?" The older man stood up and shook hands with him. "Welcome to the Escape League. My name is Gong Zhu. I used to be a businessman. I was arrested during the tea-horse trade."

"My name is William, and I was ordered by the Queen to send perfume to the toast wife in Kham as a gift. This Zhabu is so crazy, he will arrest foreigners like me." A blond young man with blue eyes said Plastic Chinese. "God will never forgive him."

"Forgive him is God's business, we are only responsible, send him to see God." Jiang Yuxuan said in a deep voice, "Brothers, my mana is sealed by Zhabu now, but it is still possible to outwit it."

"It was sealed, my God." William shook his head, "That's too bad. What do you think, Mr. Emma Matt?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as we work together, we can definitely send that bastard Zhabu to the bottom of the Flame Mountain, turn him into a coal, and ask Allah to judge him." The boy with big eyes beside him was grilling kebabs. "Do you want to eat cakes, new friend?"

"I suggest everyone not to try it lightly, cutting cakes is too expensive." William pressed Jiang Yuxuan and handed over a glass of whiskey. "The wine in our British Empire is of high quality and low price."

"Sorry, I can't drink." Jiang Yuxuan didn't answer, "Now the law has improved a lot, and there are not so many forced buying and selling. Besides, the minority people are only responsible for being able to sing and dance, you International friends, thinking should keep pace with the times.”

"For Mr. Jiang Yuxuan's words, I will give each of you a piece of cake." Emma Maiti immediately divided the cake and gave Jiang Yuxuan a basket of paper-skinned walnuts. "Our girl is very juicy. When you are free, I will take you there."

"Thank you, but I have a wife." Jiang Yuxuan didn't want to make Zhuang Xian unhappy, he didn't want to be unable to get out of bed for several days.

"Fear of guilt is a virtue." William blinked, "I want to meet that lady when I have a chance. What kind of beauty is it that can be liked by an elegant and handsome man like Mr. Jiang Yuxuan? She must be a lady with many talents and knowledge."

"He can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, repair home appliances, and beat thieves." Thinking of Zhuang Xian, Jiang Yuxuan's eyes softened. "Advanced cultivation, humorous and witty, grasping both internally and externally."

"It's really enviable." William drank a glass immediately, "Although Mr. Jiang Yuxuan can't drink alcohol, he can drink coffee. We want to bless him, and may their happy marriage be protected by God."

"Thank you Mr. William, thank you everyone." Jiang Yuxuan took a sip of coffee, "Don't worry everyone, I will definitely take you out of this ghost place. Now, we should endure the humiliation and wait for the opportunity."

"As expected of a smart oriental." William was even happier, and clinked glasses with the young people beside him, "Krolsky, why don't you speak?"

"I just miss vodka." Klorsky ate his steak. "I was stretching with my brothers on the Volga River. When I was resting, I was planning to find someone to help me write a letter to my beloved wife. Who knows what the hell Zhabu actually tied me up here."

"I will meet her again." William clinked glasses with him again, "Zab will definitely be taken away by Satan, and before I leave, I will leave him thirteen black roses."

"You just give him 660 six roses, and Solomon's devil will tear him to pieces. Tell him to go to hell to find a handsome man, maybe he will like it very much." Krolsky's blue eyes blinked Blink, "I just want Katyusha."

"Everyone cheer for him and sing him an old song." William took out the accordion, "Katyusha stands on a high hill..."

"It's just a duplicate name." Krolsky patted William on the forehead, "You brought so many perfumes, maybe you can use them against Zab tonight."

Suddenly, William looked at Jiang Yuxuan: "I heard that Dongguo Perfume is poisonous, can you give it a try and deal with Zhabu?"

"Secondary." Krolsky immediately clapped his hands, "A black cat and a white cat, if it can catch mice, it is a good cat!"

"Same as above." Emma Maiti nodded and continued to grill kebabs. "When Zhabu is killed, I'll go beat the landlords and distribute all the land owned by Lord Bayi to the poor."

"Isn't that the landlord that Avanti wants to kill?" William opened his blue eyes wide, "You can't do this, the meaning of Avanti's life is to fight wits and courage with Master Bai."

"Our local rich man is also called Master Bai." Emma Maiti blinked and shared mutton skewers with everyone. "This is goat meat, not like sheep. It is very fragrant. It's a pity that the raisins were taken away by Zhabu, otherwise we could eat raisins together."

"We can experiment, but the main ingredient of the perfume is not poisonous." Jiang Yuxuan frowned slightly.

"I remember that in Gaul before, there was a woman who won the title of Savior. Although she died on the cross in the end, but in the face of domestic violence husbands, women chose to buy her death perfume, poisoned to death. Asshole husband willing to divorce."

William's words inspired Jiang Yuxuan: "Then let's think of a way to replicate this poison."

Everyone did what they said, and at night, Zhabu still ordered food as usual, and he could find any man he wanted.

On the surface, everyone is living in peace, but secretly they have dug a tunnel secretly, waiting for Jiang Yuxuan's friends to come to the rescue.

"This is still inspired by the historical materials of tunnel warfare." Jiang Yuxuan patted the shoulder of the short boy beside him, "The crimes committed by your motherland in the past should not be borne by you, and you don't need to always have a sad face."

The little boy still frowned: "Although Shintaro's family has never participated in the war, aggression is still wrong after all. I only hope that in the future, people all over the world will abandon war, and everyone will live in peace and love the common home of the earth."

"Boldness, here should be a toast." The drunkard William put down his hoe, ready to get the wine. "Watanabe Shintaro, for your peaceful wish..."

"Don't drink it." Krolsky pressed his hand, "It will delay things."

It has been three days, Watanabe Shintaro and Ruan Minghao, who are very good at chemistry, only helped dig the tunnel while waiting for the chemical reaction, and spent most of their time fighting in the secretly dug laboratory.

"Has the poison been produced?" Gongzhu has already prepared the Tibetan knife, "Zhabu will go to my place tonight. I hope to send him on his way tonight."

"One more drug is needed to truly kill people invisible." Shintaro Watanabe walked to Jiang Yuxuan, "Mr. Yuxuan, didn't you find a strange flower in the backyard?"

"That flower is poisonous, and it is particularly perishable." Jiang Yuxuan shook his head, "I was thinking, how can we ensure our own safety."

"I have a solution." Gongzhu smiled, "The flower and iron will not have a chemical reaction, just smear it on the Tibetan knife. Tonight, everyone hides under my bed. When Zhabu comes over, let's attack together. Send him to see the Tathagata Buddha."

"I'm not afraid of wine and glass. Using wine can even overcome the disadvantage of being perishable." Shintaro Watanabe's eyes suddenly lit up, "Mr. William should have a solution."

"He is Li Bai in the new era. He likes to drink most of the day, and his wish is to die in the wine jar." Gong Zhu pouted, "You can't be trusted, you can't be trusted."

That night, Zhabu came to Gongzhu's room, but Gongzhu was not there, and it was William who was snoring in bed.

I saw William deliberately wearing a lace dress, sleeping in a very heroic posture, with bubbles bubbling in his nose, which made Zabu feel a bit off-putting: "This bastard, how dare you sleep in the room!"

But this bastard's skin is really white, and his fingers are very beautiful. Zhabu, a hungry ghost, originally planned to take the whip, but he turned it back.

Pressing directly on William, Zhabu was about to tear his clothes: "Maybe he deliberately seduced me, you little elf."

Hugging William tightly, Zhabu put down the bed curtain, and when the whole room was dark, you could hear the creaking of the bed boards and Zhabu's unbridled laughter: "What a goblin, since you came to the door on your own initiative, please be pampered, you will be here tomorrow." Don't even think about getting out of bed."

The few people hiding under the bed held their Tibetan knives tightly and waited patiently until midnight.

"The medicine has worked." Jiang Yuxuan lowered his voice, "Carry away the victim, William first, and then we will do it again."

"Drink another three catties of Moutai, I'm not afraid!" At this moment, William's head popped out suddenly, "The back hurts..."

"Where is Zhabu?" Gongzhu opened the curtain, but Zhabu was not there.

"On the carpet." William clutched his back and struggled to put on his pants. "When I opened my eyes, I saw that pervert. It took me a lot of effort to kick him down."

"Here you are." Gongzhu asked him to hand him a kitchen knife. "The weapon is not complete. This is the sharpest one I found after killing the cook."

"You can use the waistband as long as you can zhab," William said, tearing off the sheet. "You can't use it anyway."

First of all, he gave Zhabu a knife, and Gongzhu asked everyone to join him: "Kill this evil guy, and then we will divide his money."

"You must detoxify quickly." Jiang Yuxuan immediately gave the prepared poison to William, "Gongzhu is ready to sacrifice, but you are drunk and put on his pajamas, so I can only wipe the poison on you .”

"No wonder it hurts so much." William smeared carelessly, and couldn't help smiling when he saw Jiang Yuxuan turned his back. "Mr. Jiang Yuxuan, do you really like men?"

Author Gossip: Zab: "My little wives always get along peacefully."

The people who eat melons: "That is, they are going to join forces to send you to the Western Paradise."

Jiang Yuxuan: "As long as IQ doesn't drop, I think I can win."

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