The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

"Your idea is very good, but you won't have a chance." Suddenly someone descended from the sky, dressed in black clothes. "Are you the so-called ordinary people who trespassed on this cave?"

"We didn't say we were ordinary people, so don't talk nonsense, we will call the police." Zhuang Xian put his hands on his hips, "By the way, who are you, brat?"

"How dare you say that this seat is a brat! This seat is already [-] years old. From the top, you can know the gods of the heavens, and from the bottom, you can reach the underworld, and you can know the whereabouts of the King of Hades in the Ten Palaces." This person has a baby face. Hearing Zhuang Xian's words, he immediately Angrily jumped over.

"Hey! Be careful of the jellyfish!" Zhuang Xian just pulled Jiang Yuxuan and signaled everyone to back up together.

Babyface ignored them and jumped over. The jellyfish chased after them, and the tentacles popped out.

Flicking the whisk, he was not attacked by the tentacles. Not only did he not reflect on himself, but he put his hips on his hips and blamed Zhuang Xian: "It's all your fault, you crow's mouth!"

"I kindly remind you that I have turned into a crow's mouth instead." Zhuang Xian shrugged helplessly, "It seems that Dou E and I may be relatives, and we are equally wronged."

"Isn't it your fault? Isn't it? I'm going to attack this seat again! Why are you so dazed?" Babyface cursed loudly, raised his sword and killed him.

"It's so unreasonable." Zhuang Xian hurriedly pushed Jiang Yuxuan away, and took the move himself. "Does your own watchdog not obey your orders?"

"It's Governor Lao's. Can I command? It's not bad if I don't bite me." Babyface's kung fu is not bad, Zhuang Xian fought against him with three moves before he was shot flying. "You strike too hard!"

"You go ahead and kill me, I'm fine." Zhuang Xian threw out a copper coin, which turned into a rotary knife, and hit the famous family with a baby face. "Ever heard of rotary-cut lamb?"

"You devil!" Babyface dodged in embarrassment. Although he dodged, he accidentally fell and fell to the ground.

His sitting statue is very funny, Zhuang Xian couldn't help laughing: "Old man who is [-] years old, is it because you have no money to get a pension, so you can only be hired as a magic stick? Life is not easy, you have to work part-time in old age."

"You have such a cheap mouth, does your family know?" Babyface wanted to jump up and beat him, but there was a sword around his neck.

Helpless, he can only admit his cowardice: "Brother, stay on the front line when doing things, in the future..."

"Tell me, you god stick, what did you do for Lao Yourong? Don't hide it, otherwise...swords have no eyes, so don't complain." Zhuang Xian's eyes were sharp, and the sword was so close to the god stick's neck A few points.

"I'm only in charge of telling his fortune and helping him refine the pill of immortality." The baby face finally knew to be afraid, and replied tremblingly. "There's really nothing to hide from you."

"The Elixir of Immortality is just for immortality? Are you sure there are no side effects?" Zhuang Xian continued to press.

"That thing only enhances the body's functions for a short period of time. Except for those who truly practice immortality, there is no such thing as immortality." Babyface didn't dare to hide it at all, and answered honestly. "Especially, in some respects of men, the immortal pill is useful."

"A man?" Zhuang Xian was a little confused.

The baby face glanced at Jiang Yuxuan, then stared at Zhuang Xian: "You must understand."

"Really?" Zhuang Xian couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, "But the side effects..."

"If you eat too much, you may become paralyzed."

"Is Lao Yourong paralyzed yet?"

"No, he gave it to others. In that regard, Lao Yourong is naturally better than others, three times a day, without heavy samples. Almost every time, it's women who don't have the strength to resist." The baby face blinked.

He glanced at Zhuang Xian cautiously: "If you need it, I can give you a bottle, just pay attention to the interval, you will be so arrogant..."

"Really?" Zhuang Xian gave Jiang Yuxuan a meaningful look and nodded. "Eat one, three, five, stop two, four, six?"

"Hero, you are so mighty." Babyface couldn't help praising her, "Usually I eat one pill a month."

"Where are Lao Yourong's men?"

"Eat them every time, they will be addicted..."

Before finishing speaking, Zhuang Xian beat the magic stick: "As expected, you are trying to harm me."

"Hero, it's impossible for you to be so easily...but you really don't want to make that person...unable to get out of bed?" Babyface said weakly, covering his hapless nose. "Without this thing, you will be much less happy."

"I don't need the blessing of this thing at all. It's easy to make him unable to get out of bed." As soon as he finished speaking, Zhuang Xian's ears were twisted. "Xuan'er, save face, it hurts..."

"You've learned a lot, and it's very hot with this magic stick." Jiang Yuxuan squinted at him, "When you get back, remember to put your bowl on your knees and kneel on the keyboard."

"No...it's better to accompany you when we go back." Zhuang Xian had no choice but to let go of the stick, put his arms around Jiang Yuxuan, and kissed him several times on the face. "You can't leave me either, can you?"

"It's actually quite good to leave you old rascal." Jiang Yuxuan curled his lips, "You are so energetic, I never had a backache."

"It means I'm working hard." Zhuang Xian smiled flatteringly.

Taking advantage of them talking about you and me, the magic stick is bent over, ready to run away.

"Intentionally showing your flaws, you are really good." Jiang Yuxuan, who was nestled in Zhuang Xian's arms, was not the weak person that the god stick thought. "If you run away again, the one that will be torn apart is your neck."

"Don't run away..." the magic stick could only come back obediently, "I just want to go to the toilet..."

"The excuse is smooth." Zhuang Xian tapped the head of the magic stick, "With your half bottle of water, you dare to pretend to be a celestial master. The color of the Tai Chi picture behind you is also wrong, it must not be the Great Cold Mingguo Smecta The national flag was transformed?"

"Hey..." The magic stick showed embarrassment, when Li Gui met Li Kui, the verdict was established.

Taking out his own Taiji diagram, Zhuang Xian compared it with the magic stick, and the gap was obvious: "Young man, don't use the 5000-year-old stalk in the future, and the history of the Eastern Kingdom is only [-] years. Are you the legendary dinosaur man? "

"But the powerful people in the legend are all..."

"Even the technique of deceiving people is so bad, it seems that Lao Yourong used you for the purpose of not being old." Zhuang Xian shook his head straight, being pretended to be a colleague by such a person would discredit the industry.

"The Immortal Pill is indeed effective." The magic stick hurriedly flattered and behaved, "If the celestial master doesn't like to use it himself, he can sell it to others. Taoism always pays attention to this. Double cultivation... I also know that it can improve the cultivation level."

After receiving the medicine bottle handed over by the magic stick, Zhuang Xian certainly couldn't take it by himself: "Can you take it by yourself?"

Smelling the medicine, the smell was unbearable, Zhuang Xian was full of disgust: "It smells like feet, it can kill you."

"This is because it's been fermented, and the raw materials are very scarce..." Shenzhu is very confident in his immortal medicine. Even in the face of the true heavenly master he fears, he still doesn't tolerate others saying that his medicine is not good. "You also practice Taoism, you should know..."

"They're all crooked ways." Zhuang Xian didn't intend to give him face at all, "Isn't it just a girl's first sunflower, a boy's first leftover, a widow's heart blood, poisonous snake gall, scorpion juice, ant foam, Alpaca saliva?"

"I didn't say anything, but you already know it..." the magic stick had no choice but to accept, "Is this the legendary dog's nose?"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Yuxuan beat him on the head: "Brother Xian is good at recognizing medicine, but you are a dog!"

"Then why is it so brilliant..." The magic stick had already tried to hide the secret recipe, but it was still exposed, which made him very upset.

He didn't intend to give face to this swindler at all, even though this guy even swindled Lao Yourong's subordinates, he didn't take the initiative to eliminate harm for the people, I'm afraid that he did not know how many boys and girls were swindled for the sake of medicine.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yuxuan's eyes sank: "Do you know about Lao Yourong (huan, four tones) raising girls?"

"I know, when they were fourteen or fifteen years old, they had geranium, and I used it as a medicine primer." The magic stick has no guilt, "That thing is very precious, girls don't eat or drink for three days, make sure there is no Contamination, or it could ruin the entire drug production."

"If a girl is given to..."

Before Jiang Yuxuan finished asking, the magic stick suddenly looked dangerous: "Impossible, every time at least three clean girls, after bathing in holy water, call them Bigu."

"If anyone dares to touch it, it is intentional to destroy the medicine. That person will pay the price." The magic stick pointed at the devil jellyfish, "You have also seen, those guys are very cold-blooded."

"Isn't the devil jellyfish very picky about food?" Zhuang Xian was a little puzzled.

"Those guys, their favorite food is actually human beings, especially strong men. The little jellyfish hatched from men's bodies are the most poisonous." The magic stick smiled triumphantly, "I only discovered this after years of research. They Only females like to pick on men."

"It's really strange that they didn't attack you." Zhuang Xian didn't believe his nonsense at all, "Why don't you do an experiment?"

"Tianshi, the devil jellyfish will only use virgin young men as hosts. I have been broken for the first time, how can they really deal with me?" The magic stick suddenly saw Ouyang Yuhang, "Take him for an experiment, Guaranteed to work."

"Fresh food is easier to find than hosts." Zhuang Xian's face darkened, "I can make you into a sashimi, at least I can experiment to see if the man I just killed is suitable for feeding devil jellyfish."

"Heavenly masters always make jokes like this. You are born to slay demons and eliminate demons. You are different from me who only seeks money... What I said just now is just farting. How can you use people for experiments..." Shenzhu wanted to run away while Zhuang Xian looked at Jiang Yuxuan sideways.

Before he could move his feet, Lou Xuan raised his collar: "Master, where are you going?"

"Heroes, let me go." Knowing that he couldn't escape, the magic stick hurriedly begged for mercy. "I shouldn't do bad things for Lao Yourong, I shouldn't torture those innocent girls, I shouldn't listen to Lao Yourong's vicious opinions, and turn those girls into cripples..."

Suddenly walked over quickly, but did not show his true colors, Bao Zheng exerted coercion with the aura of the king of Hades: "Say! The one who destroyed the corpses and wiped their traces, and smashed their bones to ashes, is it you?"

The author’s gossip: The water was cut off for a whole day, and the unit was busy moving bricks at noon. It was already nine o’clock when the water came to the house, so I quickly took a shower and finished the manuscript to update, so I caught up.

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