The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

"Shenmu makes a fire and burns all the evil spirits!" As the incantation was remembered, a ball of flames ignited on Lou Xuan's fingertips.

With a wave of his hand, the pillar of fire shot out directly, burning the tree monster to ashes.From the ashes, a jade pendant fell to the ground.

"This jade pendant..." Walking over and picking up the jade pendant, Lou Xuan suddenly felt a splitting headache.

Fairy Ziling flew out from the back of his head: "Ah Tan, don't get dizzy, you still have to show your boyfriend power in front of your girlfriend."

"It's really not a chance for people to eat melons." He helped Lou Xuan, who was not up to date, and Fairy Ziling, with a face exactly like that of Mengdie, approached Lou Xuan, just intending to send him spiritual power.

Obviously underestimating the strength of Mengdie who has not released the imitation beast state, and is about to pounce like a poisonous snake, Fairy Ziling quickly pulls Lou Xuan away: "Miss Mengdie, I am Lou Xuan's contract god! Attacking friendly forces is not correct!"

"Hiss~" At this moment, Zhuang Mengdie was still in the state of an imitation rattlesnake, unable to communicate at all. With a squeak, he wrapped around Fairy Ziling's neck and was about to bite her.

"Mengdie!" Lou Xuan jumped up suddenly, rushed forward with a stride, and hugged Zhuang Mengdie by the waist. "Mengdie, it's me, I'm Lou Xuan! Wake up! It's okay, the tree monster has been wiped out!"

"Ah Xuan..." Zhuang Mengdie's eyes were slack, and his anger was like gossamer. Fearing that she would fall down again, Lou Xuan quickly hugged her up: "Wake up, Mengdie, I'm really fine. We've been fighting hard for three days, and it's already gone!" solved the crisis."

Fairy Ziling, who was finally out of danger, quickly took a few steps back: "Miss Mengdie suddenly has this kind of skill, and the lethality is too strong."

Why would a beautiful girl have such a terrible trick?The fangs were long and sharp, if she didn't drink blood, it was impossible for her to let go.

Gently pushing Zhuang Mengdie, Lou Xuan put his hand on her forehead, testing her body temperature: "Mengdie, that's bad! I have a fever."

"Just entering the Nascent Soul stage, I forcibly gathered the spiritual power of my whole body just to protect you." Fairy Ziling sighed, "Miss Mengdie's consumption is too great, and her qi and blood have gone retrograde, so she can no longer use her spiritual power."

"Then what should I do? There is no way to send her back now..." Lou Xuan couldn't help frowning, "Fairy Ziling, what can you do? I'm afraid that if you can't find Pluto, Mengdie will be in danger instead."

Taking out a white porcelain bottle, Zi Ling Fairy poured out a pill: "Take this medicine first."

"This taste..." Hugging Zhuang Mengdie and retreating, Lou Xuan was full of disgust. "Like a corpse that has been dead for a long time, it smells so bad!"

This Erque Yulingxian didn't mean to use this thing that looks like a golden legend in color and tastes "wonderful" on purpose, so as to get revenge on Zhuang Mengdie, right?Almost got bitten after all.

Holding her nose with one hand and covering Zhuang Mengdie's mouth with the other, Lou Xuan had to hug Zhuang Mengdie well so that she would not feel particularly uncomfortable. The posture was very distorted: "Just this appearance is like emerging from the human body's grain dojo." It came out and it was still fresh..."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Disgusted by these words, Zi Ling Fairy jumped up. "Lou Heitan, this is a holy product only available in the God Realm. It is refined by ancient methods. How dare you speak rudely to the Holy Product? Fortunately, the Heaven Realm doesn't know about it, otherwise it may be punished."

"But it does look like the five grains after reincarnation." Lou Xuan curled his lips with a serious face. "Look for yourself, are you sure you won't get food poisoning?"

"You!" Fairy Ziling was furious, and he wanted to refute at first, even if he couldn't win against Lou Xuan, at least he could beat some black charcoal.

However, he took a closer look at Shengpin, and his expression became unnatural: "It seems that even the shape is a bit like a golden legend..."

Not only does it look like it, but it is also like the golden legend that just came out of the oven, braving the heat processed by gastric juice and pancreas... The smell is even more undeniable!

Uh... Fairy Ziling couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't be cheated, didn't that bastard say that this thing is a sacred object in heaven?But why is it so disgusting?

"Hello!" Hurrying to grab Fairy Ziling, Lou Xuan handed him a tissue. "Caring for the environment is everyone's responsibility."

"Spit it on a paper towel, isn't this speeding up the destruction of vegetation?" Zi Ling Fairy said vaguely, he couldn't bear it anymore, dug a hole, and vomited out all the food for the past three days.

Just as he was about to bury the vomit, Lou Xuan added another knife: "Fairy Ziling, why didn't you just taste it yourself? Otherwise, how could you vomit like this?"

Rolling her eyes, Zi Ling Fairy really wanted to beat Lou Xuan to death, but he had already vomited to the point of collapse, and couldn't help it, so he had to spit out bile: "You stinky guy, you deliberately disgust me..."

Going over with good intentions, patting Fairy Ziling on the back, Lou Xuan blinked innocently: "I'm just worried about Mengdie, I really didn't know that you actually ate Fairy Ziling."

"Stop talking!" I really don't want to vomit anymore, Fairy Ziling felt that if he vomited any more, he would be able to vomit out his stomach as well. "Let me go, Uncle Policeman, Chief! I don't want to die yet..."

"Hold on, brother." Facing Ziling Fairy, even though he was his Yuling Fairy and looked exactly like his girlfriend, it still couldn't affect Comrade Lou Xuan's double-standard treatment.

He didn't seem to understand what sympathy is, and he still questioned Fairy Ziling who was already miserable: "Just one question..."

"Shut up!" Fairy Ziling only felt that this was too irritating, and she would give up if she didn't piss him off. "I didn't feel it at first, but it's because your mouth is too smelly! Did you grow up eating stinky tofu?"

"No, brother, I don't like to eat stinky tofu, I always feel like I have soaked in golden legend..."

"It's the golden legend again...you're messing with me!" Unable to bear it any longer, Fairy Ziling jumped onto Lou Xuan's back and thumped him violently.

Despite being beaten, Director Lou still didn't plan to let the poor Ziling fairy go: "It must not be a sacred object in the sky, where did you get it?"

"You durian-eating guy!" Fairy Ziling had no strength to beat someone up, and sat on the ground panting. "Leave me alone, boss?"

Curling his lips, Lou Xuan is a straightforward person: "I never eat durian."

"Do you often eat natto, or tempeh? Or kimchi?"

"I don't eat natto, tempeh, and pickled cabbage smecta!" I didn't want to yell at first, but Fairy Ziling always asked him to admit whether he ate something he didn't like, and Lou Xuan couldn't help but yelled.

These three things, for him, are simply nightmares.

Realizing that Lou Xuan is afraid of these things, Fairy Ziling decided to take revenge: "Why don't I treat you to eat edamame?"

Lou Xuan couldn't help but waved his fist: "If you are a brother, don't mention this smelly..."

"Is it called three squeaks?" Fairy Ziling concealed her inner complacency, her face was calm and breezy.

"You only eat that kind of cruel and disgusting food! Let me tell you, I am a people's policeman, a member of the Red Party, and a vanguard soldier! I am very upright in my three views, and I will never eat his old lady's. I am called Sanzhi... Who will eat me?" Kill him!"

Already ready to take the phoenix fire, Lou Xuan was about to collapse, and was forced to die by Fairy Ziling.

"Quickly explain it now, which bastard gave you this so-called sacred object? Phoenix fire doesn't have eyes, don't wait for it to be safely opened!"

"Brother, impulsiveness is the devil..." Fairy Ziling couldn't help shrinking her neck, "Is it okay? We are brothers, don't fight among ourselves..."

"Say it, sloppy!"

"It was given to me by an eminent monk in Tubo." Fairy Ziling looked at Lou Xuan cautiously, "He said it was given to the Yellow Sect Temple by the Great Living Buddha of Kanbu..."

"Sure enough, it's the golden legend..." Lou Xuan had no strength to jump, but heaved a sigh of relief. "Fortunately, I didn't give it to Mengdie, otherwise, my washboard could kneel and break several."

Taking a breath, Lou Xuan continued to ask: "Who is that lama?"

"Songjiang Tsering." Fairy Zi Ling was overwhelmed by Lou Xuan's aura, and replied weakly.

"So don't accept those messy gifts casually in the future. Take bento as a holy object, are you stupid, brother? Anyway, you are also a fairy god, you have to have a godly position. A mortal will not waver for 100 years, you will be 1 Unwavering for thousands of years."

Holding Zhuang Mengdie in his arms, Lou Xuan turned around several times.

"So next time someone fools you, you must check it on the spot to avoid being cheated."

Fairy Ziling understood well, and he nodded solemnly: "Understood, brother, I won't be tricked by those bald donkeys next time!"

"I don't understand why they use golden legends as sacred objects in such a holy place on the snowy plateau..." The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, "I also donated three thousand Xiqiang silver coins to them..."

"That's why your IQ makes me anxious." Suddenly seeing something on Fairy Ziling's neck, Lou Xuan no longer intends to save Ziling, a foolish person. "A khata bought you off. It doesn't keep you warm or dustproof. You're still a god..."

"It's over, I still have something left in the mani pile!" Fairy Ziling suddenly ran wildly.

Immediately pulling this careless bastard back, Lou Xuan looked concerned and mentally retarded: "At this time, you must not be able to get there. You can't touch Mani Dui, you'd better wait for the colorful clouds, buddy."

"Why wait for this?" Fairy Ziling scratched her head, he really didn't understand. "Your words are more Zen-like than Kanbu Great Living Buddha. It's too profound."

"After being fooled by people and unable to find the north, like falling into a fog for five miles, not only will there always be colorful auspicious clouds around you, but you will also be surrounded by the sea of ​​stars and stars at all times." Lou Xuan's face was unpredictable.

This kid actually knows so many things, and Fairy Ziling was confused: "Why?"

"Because after being fooled, you can be knocked out. You are a god anyway, and you might live forever if you eat it." Lou Xuan tilted his head. "In the golden legend, there are E. coli, Salmonella..."

"what?!"

Author's gossip: Lou Xuan, who has been refusing to let go, hugged his wife for the whole article.Fairy Purple Spirit is the not-so-intelligent Yazi.

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