The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

"Yuxuan, you have to trust him." Tortoiseshell hurried over to intercede. She carefully observed Pluto's expression and lowered her voice. "Master Pluto is very narcissistic, he doesn't know what modesty is at all."

Therefore, it is normal for Pluto to recognize Zhuang Xian's praise and accept the title of beauty, Jiang Yuxuan doesn't need to think about it.

"The narcissist's appearance really makes me feel uneasy." Jiang Yuxuan glanced at Pluto again.

That guy with a bad temper who kills at every turn is indeed quite beautiful, just calling him a beauty cannot accurately express the beauty of Pluto.

It feels like a special vocabulary must be created to describe Pluto.

If such a peerless beauty really has thoughts about Zhuang Xian, it will be troublesome.Jiang Yuxuan had a headache, and he secretly regretted it, why did he only discover such a formidable opponent now?Love is selfish, and it is absolutely impossible for him to accept another person's involvement.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he gave Zhuang Xian a hard look. Jiang Yuxuan gritted his teeth, but his voice was not loud: "If you plan to be trembling every day in the future, you can consider asking me and that narcissist to come to E Huang Nvying, and tell you to enjoy Qi Blessing of man."

Only a fool would take the irony seriously. Zhuang Xian's IQ is not a problem, so of course he wouldn't make random guesses.

He hastened to express his loyalty: "Xuan'er, is he confused by anger? You are the only one in my heart, not to mention this powder keg, even those good-tempered ones in the sky, I also..."

"Is there someone who knows in the sky?" Jiang Yuxuan couldn't help but clench his fists. "How dare you say that you have no one else!"

The darker and darker the description, Zhuang Xian has begun to doubt life.He gave Pluto a slap in the eye, and his intention was nothing more than a warning.

Who knew that Pluto was born narcissistic, and misunderstood: "Are you giving the widow a glance? No, this is looking at me blatantly. Can you no longer resist the beauty of this king?"

"This boring old man!" If he couldn't beat him, Zhuang Xian really wanted to beat Pluto hard.

"How dare you call me an old man!" He admitted that he was indeed bored every day, but Pluto refused to accept the title of an old man. "Compared to your short life, the widow is just a young man now!"

"Hundreds of millions of years, aren't you an old man?" Zhuang Xian originally planned to continue arguing with him, after all, this guy deliberately fanned the flames, just to make Jiang Yuxuan angry, so that he would be unlucky.

But he didn't have time to continue arguing, Jiang Yuxuan only felt that the two were flirting in front of him.

These two guys didn't take Jiang Yuxuan seriously at all, and Jiang Yuxuan didn't bother to talk to him anymore, and directly studied the internal structure of the house with Tortoise Shell.

"There is a bathroom here, which is much larger than the regular one. You can swim in the bathtub. There are six people taking a bath at the same time, so there is no pressure at all." Turtle picked up the remote control, "The water temperature is constant, the heating is sufficient, and you are not afraid of dizziness. frequently."

"Take the people's fat and people's ointment, and just build a place that is shabby on the outside and luxurious like a palace on the inside, just for taking a bath?" Jiang Yu frowned, "It is true that the leadership team is all men, but the wardrobes here are all women's bathrobes."

As soon as he took out a piece of clothing, Jiang Yuxuan threw it back with disgust on his face: "What the hell kind of clothing is this? There is no big difference between wearing it and not wearing it!"

"This may be the joy of the boudoir..." Tortoiseshell said a little embarrassedly, "Did they have so many mistresses? It must be very lively when the wives fight."

"After being liberated for so long, there is still such a disgusting guy who has abused so many girls." Jiang Yuxuan responded even more.

Suddenly remembered, Pluto mentioned the poor woman whose daughter was trafficked: "Is it possible that these girls are not voluntary at all, but forced? For example, they are captured..."

As soon as the words fell, a gust of wind blew up, and Zhuang Xian hurriedly stood in front of Jiang Yuxuan: "Xuan'er, be careful!"

"I don't need you to act as a bodyguard!" Jiang Yuxuan was still angry and glared at him. "The stunning beauty next to you, how can you leave it alone?"

"Beauty is beauty, but only you are my favorite." Hugging Jiang Yuxuan's waist quickly, Zhuang Xian kissed and kissed his face flatteringly. "I can work hard for you, even if I die. But for him, it's better for him to be a handsome man quietly and stay aside to be admired by others."

"You don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, you deserve to have no concubine." Jiang Yuxuan felt a little better, but still couldn't help but hurt Pluto. "Don't you understand the glass heart of a great beauty? It's good to have someone to accompany and pet you."

"Don't say that. Although he is a beauty, he is also a man and not a weak woman. How can you describe him like Lin Daiyu?" Zhuang Xian was very helpless. It's scum.

These are just small love talks between Zhuang Xian and Jiang Yuxuan, but Pluto's brain circuit is different, since everyone thinks he shouldn't interfere, he will really do it to see who will piss the other off.

"Master Yuxuan is right, I am so easily sad." Pluto blinked deliberately, his eyelashes were long and dense, like black butterflies.

If I met another man, I'm afraid I'd be fascinated by him, wishing I could go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ​​fire, just to ask the Bomei to smile.

It's a pity that the opponent is Zhuang Xian who is insulated from him, so he doesn't even look at his self-confident and pitiful expression: "Master Pluto, please don't say that.

You are the lord of the underworld, as long as you get mad, you don't know how many ghosts will be turned into ashes.It's really inappropriate to call yourself Lin Daiyu. "

"The legendary Lin Daiyu pulls out the weeping willow upside down?" Ouyang Yuhang once again showed his sharp side.

Pluto's face immediately sank: "This guy is too annoying, I have to kill him!"

"Calm down." Zhuang Xian quickly grabbed Pluto's neck, "Calm down... calm down..."

"Let go..." No matter how strong Pluto is, the neck is also the most vulnerable place, and Zhuang Xian is a rough man who doesn't know how to strike. After a while, Pluto stopped talking.

Jiang Yuxuan pushed the beautiful paper man: "It's over...the king of the underworld, he died..."

"This should be just a clone of Pluto." Tortoiseshell was still very calm, "I am the underworld policeman. Although this man has passed away, I have not been affected in any way."

Form a pact with Pluto, become his property, absolutely obey orders, in order to achieve a certain wish in the future, this is the underworld police, commonly known as ghosts.

As a ghost messenger who did not abolish the contract, if Pluto really died, the tortoise shell would also be wiped out.

"A mass-produced Pluto." Zhuang Xian has an incomparably big head, "The temper is just as bad, I didn't expect it to be so easy..."

Suddenly jumped up: "Aren't you going to take the real Pluto back to the underworld? The real one has been messing around for a long time, but it didn't show up at all. How long does your family leader plan to spend? What an ancestor!"

"Pluto is inherently moody, so there is no question of how long it takes, it depends on the mood." Tortoiseshell doesn't want to pour cold water on it, but the more powerful the ancient god, the simpler the thinking and the more emotional the way things are, which is the so-called childlike innocence, or childish thinking.

This kind of childishness is because the ancient gods are too powerful, so powerful that there is no enemy that can compete with him. He doesn't need to learn to be tactful, invincible and self-willed like ordinary people.

After finally escaping from the underworld, Pluto is afraid that he will spend hundreds of years wandering around, and he will think about other things after playing enough in the world.Zhuang Xian didn't want to cause plagues everywhere in the world because of that childish guy.

"No, that giant baby must be taken back!" Zhuang Xian was about to leave the small house immediately.

However, the cloudy wind blew again, and then came the melodious sound of the piano.

"What a beautiful piece..." In terms of music, only Jiang Yuxuan and Huobi were talented, and he just admired it.

However, this made Zhuang Xian unhappy: "Xuan'er, how can this broken song compare with me? Let me sing for you?"

"Forget it, let me go." Jiang Yuxuan covered his ears reflexively, and Tortoise took the earplugs directly to avoid being poisoned.

"Is the big boss so lethal?" Ouyang Yuhang couldn't help shaking when he saw their actions, and immediately took out the earmuffs. He was still worried after wearing them, so he took out the hat and stuck it on his head, and arranged the scarf.

"Cut~" Zhuang Xian shook his head, "You guys are not appreciative enough, isn't my heavenly master's singing ugly?"

After all, he is tone deaf, so Zhuang Xian can't tell the difference between good and bad music.He opened his voice directly and fell into self-indulgence.At the end of the song, all the people around were "dead in battle".

The little girl who didn't have time to cover her ears foamed at the mouth: "Uncle Zhuang, you are so talented... You are a musical genius, you might die if you hear it..."

The sound of the piano was also affected and turned into a noisy sound. Obviously, the ghost playing the piano also suffered greatly: "It's really a divine comedy for killing ghosts without form..."

"As expected of Brother Xian, you actually forced the ghost out!" Jiang Yuxuan had no choice but to give a thumbs up, "Compared with your peerless singing skills, your Taoist methods are obviously more lethal. Sonic After that, not a single blade of grass will grow."

"Xuan'er is complimenting me? I am intoxicated by my singing voice." Zhuang Xian put his arms around Jiang Yuxuan and kissed him on the forehead, like a fool who couldn't understand irony at all. "If you like, I will sing to you every day."

Tortoise couldn't help but sympathize with Jiang Yuxuan: "Let him go, after all, he is the one who will accompany you for the rest of his life."

"Why do you feel that I can't sing well?" Zhuang Xian couldn't help but sulk, "Aren't we good friends? Why can't you appreciate it?"

Just when Zhuang Xian was about to continue to refute, the ghost spoke again: "It's really ugly, I have a tone deaf."

"Who, get me out!"

As soon as he finished yelling, a grand antique piano appeared in front of him, and a woman in white sat in front of him.The woman had long hair like ink, an exquisite figure, and a very elegant and pleasant voice.

"Tianshi, you should put me in the jar directly, your singing voice is really terrifying!"

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