The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

Chapter 216 Women's Clothing Pleasures God, Exorcism Ceremony [1 more]

After getting the newly made Kunou, Harada Akiaki put it on immediately.He was originally handsome and petite, with a little dressing up, he looked like a beauty in an ukiyo-e, without any sense of disobedience.

"It turns out that Yueshen of the island country wants to be a master of women's clothing..." Zhuang Xian held his chin.

Jiang Yuxuan patted Zhuang Xian on the shoulder: "Brother Xian, is your heart itchy?"

"Xuan'er, what does this mean?" Zhuang Xian was puzzled.

"Aren't you a master of women's clothing? If Harada Akira doesn't succeed, then you have to go." Jiang Yuxuan spread his arms and winked at him. "How can he be as good-looking as you are? The boss of our Mengji company has nothing to do with women when he is beautiful."

"It's as if I'm suitable for wearing island clothes." Zhuang Xian pouted, secretly complaining that it was because Jiang Yuxuan didn't want to wear women's clothes, and he had no choice but to do so.

Suddenly a suit of clothes was placed in front of Zhuang Xian, Jiang Yuxuan walked over with a smile: "Beauty, do you want me to help you get dressed?"

"Don't bother..." Zhuang Xian wanted to escape, but was caught by Jiang Yuxuan again.

Resigned to his fate, he stretched his arms, and Jiang Yuxuan helped him put on his clothes one by one.One couldn't understand how to wear Wufu at all, and the other was not skilled enough, and kept checking online during the period.

"tight……"

"It's okay, everyone dresses like this." Jiang Yuxuan snickered, his baby Xian is really beautiful in this way.

Unable to raise his eyebrows, Zhuang Xian asked with a smile, "Xuan'er passed through?"

"Of course not, this is women's clothing." Jiang Yuxuan's subordinates tried their best to hear Zhuang Xian's painful cries with satisfaction.Helping Zhuang Xian tie his coat, Jiang Yuxuan slowly

Said: "There is a problem with this dress, that is, it has to be wrapped like a rice dumpling. I can't wear it by myself, so I need help from others."

"Although it's a little uncomfortable, but it's interesting." Zhuang Xian smiled suddenly, "I usually act as your maid, but today you finally become my maid."

"You are the servant girl." Jiang Yuxuan poked Zhuang Xian's waist, "I will take pictures for you after Harada Qiuming finishes the ceremony."

Zhuang Xian's eyes lit up: "I always feel that someone has premeditated."

"Absolutely not." Jiang Yuxuan quickly denied it, but the unnatural movement of the tie revealed his thoughts. "I'm sorry, this is too drummed and not tied properly."

"You help me put it on, it seems that there is no need to tie a knot in front." Zhuang Xian looked at Jiang Yuxuan who was half squatting in front of him, "But you are really competent as a maid."

"Isn't it on TV?" Jiang Yuxuan scratched his head.

Zhuang Xian was a little speechless: "This is the dress of an aristocratic woman from Edo, and I'm not a singer, so of course it can only be tied at the back."

Helping Zhuang Xian put on the coat, Jiang Yuxuan looked at it complicatedly: "This set is really gorgeous, it's just that your hairstyle doesn't match."

"I don't need to please the god of the island country, who seems to be the woman in charge of the sun." Zhuang Xian looked at Akiaki Harada, who was dancing hard, "It's not easy for the Taoist priests of the island country, and they have to be good at singing and dancing. But his kung fu , really powerful."

Taking out the wig, Jiang Yuxuan was about to put it on for Zhuang Xian: "Michiru Harada grew up in a shrine, and it is said that he will be the goddess' support."

"Xuan'er, this is a Hanfu hairstyle, it's too strange to match Wufu." There was no way to stop Jiang Yuxuan, so Zhuang Xian got a Qin and Han hairstyle and wore a blue-gray jade hairpin.

Suddenly Jiang Yuxuan's chin was raised, Zhuang Xian smiled: "Xuan'er really doesn't think about it, let's make a sister costume?"

"Impossible." Jiang Yuxuan glared at him, "Sister, you should enjoy yourself alone."

Immediately hugging Jiang Yuxuan's waist, Zhuang Xian acted coquettishly: "No, we are best friends. My sister doesn't want to be lonely, but I want my sister to be beautiful together."

Jiang Yuxuan's eyes became dangerous: "Say it again."

"Sister is so fierce." Zhuang Xian began to cry loudly, "Sister loves you so much, you actually bully me! I can't live!"

He took out a rope: "I want to hang myself!"

"Brother Xian, don't do this!" Jiang Yuxuan was frightened by him, so he hurried over and hugged his waist. "If you have something to discuss, don't be overwhelmed."

"Xuan'er doesn't want to part with me?" Zhuang Xian smiled and kissed Jiang Yuxuan's face. "I was really scared."

"Don't scare me with this method." Jiang Yuxuan climbed onto Zhuang Xian's shoulder, "I don't like this."

Suddenly, he felt something was wrong: "Zhuang Xian, stop your deadly actions immediately!"

His subordinates quickened their movements, and Zhuang Xian had already tied Jiang Yuxuan behind his back: "It's okay, this coat is very loose, you look good wearing it."

"It's absolutely impossible to just ask me to put on clothes!" Jiang Yuxuan wanted to kick him, but his foot was caught and his shoe was taken off.

Through the socks, Zhuang Xian scratched the soles of Jiang Yuxuan's feet: "Is Xuan'er so comfortable?"

"Stop it!" Jiang Yuxuan gritted his teeth, but it was too itchy, so he could only laugh out loud. "Brother Xian, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

"Xuan'er actually begged for mercy, it's strange."

"Stop scratching!"

Quickly put the clothes on Jiang Yuxuan. After all, Zhuang Xian has long-term experience in helping people dress. Even if it is the first time, he is more skilled than Jiang Yuxuan: "Finally, I saw such a beautiful scenery."

"I'll beat you later!" Jiang Yuxuan, who was dressed as a woman, was pushed to the ground by Zhuang Xian, and he couldn't push away the mountain-like Zhuang Xian. "This is outside, not home!"

Pressing down on Jiang Yuxuan, kissing him on the mouth, not giving him a chance to speak, Zhuang Xian picked up his coat and covered both of them inside.

In the distance, Harada Akiaki was still doing his best to please God, and didn't notice the scene that made him sad.Although he didn't pay attention, someone did that kind of thing in front of God, and it quickly caused a thunderstorm.

"The legendary ball lightning?" Zhuang Xian had no choice but to wrap himself around the two of them, hugged Jiang Yuxuan, and jumped aside after being almost blown into roast chicken. "My dear, the radius of death is out."

In front of them is the ground they stepped on before, and a piece of scorched earth in the shape of a perfect circle has been blasted out.

Reaching out to help Zhuang Xian close his stunned mouth, Jiang Yuxuan turned his head to his side: "Hanhan, did you see that unlucky tree? You've committed crimes again."

"What should I do? As soon as I see you, I can't help it." Zhuang Xian cried sadly, "It's too late now, I will do a ritual for this tree."

"Hey! This is so unprofessional!" Jiang Yuxuan supported his waist and stood aside. "Boss, you are a Taoist priest, this kind of action is done by missionaries."

"It's just innovation." Zhuang Xian curled his lips and entered the coquettish mode again.

Really helpless, Jiang Yuxuan could only turn his back on it: "Just as long as you are happy."

"Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, all womb-born and egg-born... I forgot the next sentence, well, trees don't understand anyway, two-dimensional birth..." Zhuang Xian held the Dao bell in a serious manner, "The Buddha of the Western Paradise , Donghua Shangxian, Nantianwang, Beibeizhongtian Ziwei Great Emperor, Jehovah..."

Couldn't help scratching his head, Jiang Yuxuan gave him a blank look: "This funny guy..."

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, easy to get together and easy to leave, God is with you, amen." Taking out the cross, Zhuang Xian used talisman water to pretend to be the holy water of the Jordan River, poured it, and continued to mutter. "Please kiss the cross."

"It has no mouth." Jiang Yuxuan couldn't help complaining.

"I know." Immediately took out the brush, Zhuang Xian melted one for it. "Okay."

"The painting is really ugly." This bloody mouth made people unable to complain.

"I'm not an art student." Zhuang Xian started acting like a baby again, shaking his head.

Quickly waved his hands, Jiang Yuxuan admitted defeat: "You are the cutest, let me go."

"Since you think it's cute, then kiss me." Zhuang Xian walked over to show off to Jiang Yuxuan.

There was really no other way, so Jiang Yuxuan kissed Zhuang Xian on the left cheek: "It's alright, baby Xian?"

"Here, symmetry is very important." Zhuang Xian pouted and pointed to the right side of his face.

"Okay, okay." Really helpless, Jiang Yuxuan kissed Zhuang Xian's right cheek again.

Pointing to his mouth, Zhuang Xian said: "In the middle."

"I'm afraid of you." Jiang Yuxuan had no choice but to kiss on the mouth again.

He was just scratching the surface, but after kissing him, he was immediately hugged around the neck, held in Zhuang Xian's arms, and kissed for a full 5 minutes.

"This..." Harada Akiaki realized something was wrong at this moment, and ran over quickly, covering his eyes. "Zhuang Daochang, stop quickly!"

"What's wrong?" Jiang Yuxuan didn't understand in Zhuang Xian's arms.

Harada Qiuming hurriedly said: "Yueshen failed because of the two...that kind of thing is inappropriate."

Not only did the gods get angry, Harada Akiaki was also very worried.Although he knew that Zhuang Xian belonged to Jiang Yuxuan, he wanted to be loved by Zhuang Xian, but he couldn't say it.

"Can it be remedied?" Zhuang Xian had no choice but to let go of Jiang Yuxuan.

"It depends on the two of you." Harada Akiaki sighed, "You must wear women's clothes, this is not negotiable."

"But none of us will..."

"You can also dance classical dances." Harada Akiaki said, "We can't delay. If the gods get angry again, those souls will probably become ghosts."

Having no other choice, Zhuang Xian and Jiang Yuxuan changed into women's Wufu, and awkwardly learned to dance with Harada Qiuming.Although their dance skills are not good, they can be remedied with their martial arts skills, after all, there is no distinction between dance and martial arts.

After being proficient, the two took the folding fan and began to try jumping.

At first, the movements of the two were very awkward.However, as the ritual of pleasing the gods progressed, the two gradually entered the state, and their dancing posture became more and more graceful.

Zhuang Xian didn't care too much about his dancing posture. He found that dancing this dance seemed to be able to promote the smooth flow of spiritual power: "Xuan'er, let's be more serious. Although this movement is a bit shameful, it is really beneficial."

"I found out too." Although Jiang Yuxuan still felt awkward, in order to prevent this unlucky Longling Township from falling into another disaster, he quickly thought about the benefits of this dance.

The two had a tacit understanding, and after the dance, the effect of pleasing the gods also came into play.Although it is dark, the sun is shining all over the earth.The evil spirit was quickly cleared away, and with the scent of cherry blossoms, a pink cloak floated down from the sky.

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