Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Even in such a special period, the Hangou River Canal under the night is still like a fire with dragon lanterns, full of flowers, there are staggered cups of wine on the river, constant laughter, and the smell of makeup and powder wafts for dozens of miles.

"Qu Yao..."

Tantailian squeezed out two words from between her teeth.

The noble and lonely man is now expressionless looking at the flirtatious women in the flower boats on the Hangou Canal waving to them and shouting: "Come and play with the fairy~ Give the fairy a discount~" His face gradually turned red .

"You are a bastard!!"

Heying Hantan had never noticed that his master was so angry, and he was already on the verge of firing. Although Ning Jingzhou and Shi Mianci had known each other not long ago, after looking at each other, in order to prevent the situation from getting worse, the two hugged Tantailian's left side knowingly. leg and right leg.

"Master, the overall situation is the most important thing. If you want to kill Qu Yao, you must finish the business before you start." Tranquility Zhou said.

"Yes, Immortal Elder!" Shi Minci also said: "At this time we have already arrived outside the gate of Yangzhou, if there is any movement now, we will fall short!"

"Uncle!" Qu Yao also knelt down and cried, "Remember this one first! When I get the Changle flower, I'll unscrew the head and use it as a chamber pot for you, and take off the arms and legs for you to make tonic soup for you to drink." !!"

"Keep it for yourself!" Tantai Lian gritted her teeth and said, "The chamber pot on your neck is full of nasty things! I'm afraid of stumbling if I use it at night!"

When Qu Yao heard it, he bared his teeth in a moment of joy: "Master! You can tell jokes!"

"How can we get in through this waterway now?" Tranquility Zhou frowned as he looked at the situation in front of him, "Could it be that we really have to pretend to be prostitutes?"

"I'm afraid it won't work..." Shi Yanci said awkwardly: "The customers here have household registrations, and they must be strictly inspected when they come in and out. The only things that don't need to be inspected are those on the flower boat..."

"girl."

As the saying goes, the first time you are born, the second time you are familiar.

This business of women's clothing is not the first time for the master and apprentice to take over.

However, the difference is that the top one is a show, and this one is directly upgraded to a prostitution.

Guangling flower boats are very particular, and the girls have to give a stage name before receiving guests, and this stage name is written on the flower card.Famous prostitutes usually signed their employer behind their backs. This employer is different from the old bustard. The old bustard is only the foreman, while the boss is the real boss, who basically never shows up. He is only responsible for throwing money and flattering people. The owner is divided.

Therefore, the flower cards of famous prostitutes should be hung in the most conspicuous place on the painting boats, so that dignitaries can choose them.

And the retail investors who did not sign the owner and came out to pick up customers by themselves are called "Youhua". The flower cards of the "You Hua" girls should be carried with them, because there is no host to hold them behind them, so the number of faces is naturally much less than that of famous flowers.These "youhua" or sisters save money to rent a flower boat, or find a mother to take it with them, but in short, girls who don't even have a flower name can only be called pheasants.

Qu Yao is an ambitious person, he made a little calculation, he would rather be a local chicken than a pheasant.So he quickly made up stage names for the four of them, and there were four girls: Chun Yao, Xia Jing, Qiu Ci, and Dong Lian.

Tan Donglian was the first to quit.

"It's okay to dress up as a woman, but it's a shame to pretend to be a laughing person! As the Venerable Penglai Yuqing, I will stop picking this medicine! Even if I die, I can't suffer this humiliation!"

Tantai Lian's face was flushed, and she almost bit her lips to the point of bleeding.The little prince of Penglai originally didn't leave the gate of the Penglai Palace, but he had been tempered by Qu Yao and gave up all pride, and now he only wanted to keep his dignity like a hakama scarf.

"Hey, uncle! Don't talk about life and death, and you didn't say that you really sell yourself. Even if you sell, there is a nephew who will stand in your way! Besides, singing girls are human too! I have experienced it one by one in 360 lines. It’s called cultivation!” Qu Chunyao didn’t even raise his head, he was busy trying his best to describe it on the four small plaques.

"Look at how my flower card is written!?" Qu Yao proudly held up the small card that said "Xia Jing" to Ning Zhou to see.

"Very good." Ning Xiajing was extremely indifferent, and had already resigned to her fate: "It's just that your painting of this flower is a bit redundant, like a fat sea soaked."

"Flower cards, how can we do without flowers?" Qu Chunyao continued with his creation, not paying any attention to his uncle's already blue face with anger.

"Evil! Did you listen to me!" Tantai Lian shouted.

"Listen, Uncle Shi, continue... eh? Where's Qiu Ci? Shouldn't we be running to do some work before us?" Qu Yao suddenly raised his head to take a closer look, and found that Shi Mi Ci was staggering from a distance. He came running with four sets of women's clothing in his hand.

"Xiaodao knocked down the four girls with a drug." Miss Shi Qiuci said boldly, "Don't worry, Xiaodao has already placed silver taels beside them. I'm buying this! It's not stealing!"

Tranquility Zhou looked at his skillful posture, and said coldly: "Qu Yao, this person seems to be your long-lost brother, who should be related to you and Gong Zhanmei."

Qu Chunyao speeded up, the four flower cards were ready, and the outfit was complete.Shi Minci poured four pills from the gourd he carried with him and said: "One pill for each person, this pill can make a man's voice thinner and turn into a female voice within three hours."

"Professional." Qu Yao gave a thumbs up, and threw it into his mouth like fried broad beans.

"Qu Yao! You can eat whatever you want..." Tantai Lian tried to stop her, but Qu Yao had already swallowed the pill...

As soon as the pill was swallowed, Qu Yao felt that the thing seemed to melt in the throat!Qu Yao couldn't cough out, couldn't swallow, her face turned red immediately.Tantai Lian immediately changed her face, and stared at Shi Mianci coldly: "What did you feed him..."

"Uncle, I'm fine~"

Suddenly, a delicate and weak voice overflowed from the mouth of the vigorous and handsome boy...

Tantailian's hand holding Qu Yao's shoulder froze immediately, and the voice seemed to be hooked into his heart with thousands of small hooks.Tantai Lian couldn't hold it back at all, she seemed to lose her heartbeat at that moment.

"Fuck, fuck, his grandma! This thing actually works so well~ What kind of panacea~"

At this moment, Qu Yao seems to have a yellow warbler in his throat, even cursing is like singing.Qu Yao repeatedly patted his thighs, admiring this wonderful feeling...

"Miss Qu, you are a voice of twenty-eight years old and have not yet left the court, shall we stop 'fucking his grandma'?" Tranquility Zhou suggested blankly.

"Okay, my family pays attention to the quality. Thank you for the kindness of the Taoist master~" Qu Yao, who is usually like a broken horse Zhang Fei, gave a blessing to Shi Mici gently, and then turned to Tan Donglian and Ning Xiajing.

"Master Uncle~Senior Brother~ When will we act~ I can't wait... I still want to try to be the oiran tonight~" Qu Yao quickly entered the character set, pinching his throat.

Shi Yanci was shocked: "To tell the truth, brother Qu, if you open your mouth to speak now, your kidney qi will go down, and you will have a rush to urinate. You really, really want to go to the toilet."

Qu Yao snorted happily: "Hurry up and deal with your shit and fart quickly! As the saying goes, what you do is what you do! Tonight, I will dominate the Guangling Water Night Show and become a legend that will disappear like a meteor in the folk world!"

Tantai Lian blushed, turned her head away, and could only sigh "nonsense."

However, when crime becomes a normal state, persistence and justice become isolated islands instead.

Tantai Lian could hardly imagine the expressions of Tantai Zonglian and Tantai Guanzhi if they knew that he had been reduced to a flower boat in Guangling.

Obviously Qu Yao didn't care about this, even if Tantai Zonglian had to fly directly from Penglai to Guangling to fetch his dog's head tomorrow, he would make waves as he should, and turn the sea upside down.

In the end, the four sets of geisha costumes were all worn by the four of them.

Shi Minci's hands are also extremely skillful, and he tied Qu Yao's hair into a woman's bun in just two or three strokes.He took out cinnabar from the medicine box to replace the rouge, and without much fiddling, he drew Qu Yao as a girl. In the dark and under the dim light, he really couldn't tell the difference between male and female.

"Teacher, what kind of Taoist temple did you cultivate as an immortal? How can you even do this?"

Shi Minci listened, and said with a lonely smile: "My master has been ill for many years, and I'm used to serving him to comb and wash his hair. As for women's hairstyles, it's just a change of style. As for makeup...it's been a long time, and I've seen it a lot. It will be all right.”

Qu Yao was slightly taken aback when he heard these words, he squinted at Shi Mici, a young and handsome face came into view, Qu Yao's perception told him that this person was not a few years younger than him.

But after all, when it came to Master Shi Minci, Qu Yao heard the inaudible sadness and longing in the master's tone, so he didn't continue to ask.

With the help of Shi Yanci, Tantai Lian's appearance this time is as good as a fairy.Qu Yao glanced at it suddenly, he felt his heart fluttering, he swallowed slightly, but seeing Tantai Lian lowered her head slightly, her eyes flickering with affection, her brows were frowning with smoke, she just sat here quietly, It seems that there is a kind of magic that can lead people to fall.Not far away, there were already a few prostitutes looking at him, whispering in their mouths, and their eyes were extremely obscene.

At this moment, Qu Yao suddenly had an unknown fire in his heart.He stood sideways in front of Tantai Lian, turned his eyes coldly and looked back, the prostitutes on the side of the road were frightened by this cold murderous look, and ran away one after another.

Even after Tranquility Boat turned into a female voice, the voice still had a unique melancholy.Shi Minci's voice was clear, but after taking the voice-changing pill, she looked like a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl.The three of Qu Yao swallowed the pill, turned around and saw that his uncle was really unwilling, so he didn't make things difficult for Tantai Lian anymore.

"It's okay, my uncle doesn't talk too much, the three of us can adapt to the situation in a while." Qu Yao said kindly to Ning Ningzhou and his teacher.

"Okay, then next, we will get on a flower boat."

Shi Minci frowned and said: "Now we are just 'playing flowers', we can only take jobs on the shore, and we have to use a boat to cross this Hangou. We can't get in the big flower boat supported by the owner, but There are a lot of small flower boats chartered by individuals that you can get on, but you need to have guests to order to go on..."

"That's over, all previous efforts will be wasted." Tranquility Zhou said.

"How?" Qu Yao was stunned.

"Uncle Master is fine, but Qu Yao and I have to have unique tastes and blind people to fall in love with us." Tranquility Zhou still had some self-knowledge, he covered his face tremblingly.

"How will you know if you don't try it!?" Qu Yao resolutely hung his little flower card around his neck, and said boldly, "Go! Go catch a kid!"

"This little lady..."

Sure enough, before reaching the destination, there were people who came to strike up a conversation.

The person who strikes up a conversation is obviously not Qu Yao who is leading, but Tan Donglian who is following Qu Yao.

Tantai Lian was stunned for a moment, seeing that the embarrassment was about to stick to her hand, just when he frowned and was about to shake his sleeves to leave, Qu Yao stood in front of him.

"Get lost!" Qu Chunyao said angrily, "He won't sell himself!"

"Why does he join in the fun if he doesn't sell you?" The client was puzzled.

"This one is for display only, not for sale." Qu Yao pointed at Tantai Lian and said with jealousy, "Buy me!"

"There's something wrong with me, I'm not blind..."

The client just wanted to complain, when he saw the girl slightly rolled up her sleeves, under the tulle and skirt was a wheat-colored strong tendon, the veins on the "wrist" were bulging, like a bandit disguised as a prostitute to rob money.

Behind Qu Yao, a very light laugh suddenly came.

He turned his head to look at Tantai Lian, but saw that his uncle turned his head away slightly, his smoky eyebrows were stretched, and there seemed to be ripples in his eyes.

"Thank you, slave."

There was a "buzz" in Qu Yao's head, and his face flushed involuntarily.

It was obviously a joke, but from his uncle's gloomy and extremely low tone, it seemed to have a strong attraction.

Qu Yao lowered his head, and stretched out his hand to grab some of his uncle's cuff, Tantai Lian froze for a moment, and held Qu Yao's palm with his backhand.

Four enchanting golden flowers crossed the embankment, followed the golden river water and the sound of laughter and shouting, and came to the mooring port of the pier.

There are countless flower boats waiting to be opened here, and there are crowds of people beside the pier. Everywhere you look, you can see the music of silk and bamboo orchestras, and the shadow of your temples and waist.The smell of powder and flowers drifts out along the water of the Grand Canal, and I don't know how many souls will perish in this golden cave tonight.

Qu Yao was ready to go, he thought that he could kill all directions like the last time Ting Tong Pavilion was unveiled, and win the championship in one fell swoop.Unexpectedly, there are too many women here, and the pier is not big, all the girls and clients are crowded together, anyway, no one is looking at them.

Guangling is a place of elegance, the girls and men who received the guests were very reserved, they all gathered together to express affection and hesitate to speak.Qu Yao and the others didn't know the rules very well, and blocked all the peach blossoms that should be blocked, so naturally no one cared.

"I just said, I'm afraid this move won't work." Tantai Lian frowned.

"This is just the beginning, so why doesn't it work?" Qu Yao hummed: "The point of selling yourself and showing off your smile is to sell! Since it's selling, you need to pay attention to marketing. Only with proper marketing can you stand out from the crowd."

"Oh? What kind of marketing method are you talking about?" Tantai Lian cast a sideways glance at Qu Yao, and questioned with a little disdain.However, in the next second, Tantailian regretted it.

Venerable Yuqing absolutely shouldn't, he shouldn't have questioned Qu Yao, a mad dog.

Qu Yao took two steps forward, stepped up to the pier and cleared her throat, a clear drink pierced the night sky.

"Cough cough cough, friends who pass by, don't miss it! My four sisters have fallen into poverty, and they live in Guangling today. In order to give back to new and old customers, the opening of the big bargain, buy one get three free! Buy me, get three of her! We only sell ourselves No showmanship! First come, first served, only this one is given away."

On the banks of the Guangling Grand Canal, the originally noisy and restless night suddenly became extremely solemn and quiet.

At that moment, Tranquility Zhou's thoughts somehow drifted to Penglai, which was out of reach.

There is a nut shop in the Dengzhou farmer's market called "Three Squirrels". If the four of them want to form a combination, it just happens to be called "Four Pheasants."

Qu Yao, who leads the way, can be crowned the King of Chickens.

At that moment, Tantai Lian really wanted to run away desperately, but the affectionate atmosphere just now was completely destroyed in an instant!He no longer wants to care about backlash, and he no longer cares about the common people.In short, at that moment, he wished that Qu Yao would never appear in his life, he had never accepted such a nephew.

Qu Chunyao was afraid that others would not know that those three people had something to do with him, so he deliberately pointed backwards.

Qu Yao's arm swept across the place, and the laughing girls hid back as fast as possible, for fear that Qu Yao would point them out along the way. At that moment, everyone seemed to have forgotten their manners, and retreated desperately to protect themselves.

"First come, first served! Buy me and give her three!"

Qu Yao yelled loudly.

作者有话要说：买一送三活动火爆促销中先到先得。（pei）感谢在2020-09-2322:36:45~2020-09-2623:59:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Qiao Yuruo 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!