Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Qu Yao left and looked back to the mountain.

He touched his body, and found that he had nothing on his body, his silver bag was gone, and everything was missing except for the loincloth and other jade pendants... There was not even a weapon on his waist, and his sword in his previous life was also gone. Not at hand... Qu Yao patted his head, and realized that his brain was probably filled with shit.These things have been used to bury Shi Yuan... Shi Yuan's body was dragged back from Taoxi Stream specially by him.

So now he can't go back to Penglai with the sword at all. Penglai is a hundred and eight thousand miles away from Wanggui Mountain, and it only takes two or three months by carriage. His corpse was already rotten.

At this time, Qu Yao was still just a young apprentice in Penglai Palace, he had only been worshiped by Tantai Lianmen for three years, and he hadn't been able to get on the stage yet.The young apprentices are all taken care of by older senior brothers and sisters, and occasionally taught by the master.When Qu Yao worshiped under Tantai Lian's seat back then, it was because of Penglai's strangeness and unruliness that he was saved.Tantai Lian's conditions for accepting apprentices were generous, and she did not force Qu Yao to sever ties with his master, but only taught him immortal arts and Taoism as a master uncle.Tantailian has three apprentices, Ning Zhou, Ji Chunshui, and a female disciple, Qin Yutang.Including Qu Yao who is a nephew, there are four in total.

Qu Yao chuckled, although Tantai Lian's status was not lenient, she was still a psychological shadow of his previous life.

At this moment, Qu Yao suddenly slapped his forehead!If today is the death day of Shi Yuan, then a big event is about to happen in Penglai.

Sword Appreciation Club, win the Aurora!

If you come back late and don’t make it to the Sword Appreciation Conference, Qu Yao won’t be able to get Zhendan if you don’t make it to the Sword Appreciation Conference.

But Qu Yao's claws were empty, no matter how he walked back, he couldn't catch up.Now he really needs a celestial weapon, it doesn't need to be very good, just a piece of rotten iron will do, as long as it can carry him to Penglai, it will be Amitabha.

Although fairy artifacts sound ethereal, like all mundane things, you need gold and silver to buy them...

Qu Yao let out a long sigh, a penny can't beat a hero, if you do an extraordinary way at an extraordinary time, God just wants to force a good man into prostitution.

He wants money!

Qu Yao went down the mountain all night and walked to the side of the Grand Canal. Along the canal at night, there were not only merchant boats moored, but also countless painting boats.Qu Yao randomly found a boat... After laying it down, he said boldly, "Young master is here, why don't you see your mother welcome you?"

The old lady hurried out: "Hey, Immortal Elder! Old customers, please come in..."

Those who do this business are all foxes, Qu Yao smiled slightly, he had never been here before, but the old mother pretended to meet him yesterday.The old mother took a closer look, looked at the sea water pattern and the white scarf, and recognized at a glance that it was the sea water river cliff pattern and the snow gauze dragon Huajin, both of which belonged to Penglai disciples... The old mother felt a little twitching in her heart.Ordinary people think that the disciples of Penglai are like gods, and it is really rare to see a golden face. How can anyone come out to drink flower wine?Doing this kind of thing and still wearing a disciple's uniform, is this waiting for the masters to find out and have their legs broken?

"Come two girls, we want the watery ones!" Qu Yao said boldly.

The old mother rubbed her hands and stepped forward, "Master, the girls here reward the silver first, and then accompany the guests. Look..."

Qu Yao snorted coldly: "Are you still afraid that I won't pay you?"

The old mother didn't speak, but said in her heart: Yes, I'm just afraid that you won't give me money.

Qu Yao immediately took out a plaque from his pocket, it was the nameplate of Penglai disciples, and it was made of pure gold.The old mother was immediately blinded, accepted the sign happily, and called a group of girls over... Qu Yao looked around and saw that the old mother found a dozen at a time, and then said angrily: "I want two girls." indivual!"

"Have fun with more people!" The old lady was all smiles.

"My lord wants two! Give me back the extra!"

Helpless, the old lady hummed and gave Qu Yao a blank look.They had to retreat seven or eight girls, leaving two for Qu Yao.One is boxy and looks a bit cross-eyed.A forehead is like a brick, and there is still a smell of garlic in his mouth.

The two saluted, but Qu Yao hugged him into his arms.

Qu Yao didn't hold back, and kissed each other on the cheeks.The two girls saw that although the customer looked downcast, he was actually a handsome young man. He was immediately elated and was about to fight, but Qu Yao smiled sweetly: "Little ladies are all beautiful, and the flowers and the moon are warm tonight, so it's not as good as ours." What kind of excitement are you playing?"

Qu Yao's appearance is delicate and handsome, and he has two cute little canine teeth.A slight smile can almost soften the heart.

"What are you talking about?" the girl in the opposite eye asked, tossing her hair, revealing a touch of moon-white crisp 'chest.

Qu Yao showed an evil and charming smile...

That night, the battle was in full swing.

There are several painted boats beside the Grand Canal, with the endless moonlight, the sound of silk and bamboo orchestras, and the sound of humming, but there is an extremely discordant tone mixed in...

"One three!"

"A seven!"

"I only have one card left hahaha!"

Qu Yao went on a killing spree, counted the silver, and if he won some more silver, he could basically buy a piece of scrap metal and fly back to Penglai... But at this time, there was a angry shout at the door.

"Qu Yao! You bastard! How dare you come here!"

The visitor stepped into the flower boat with a cold wind and almost capsized the boat... Qu Yao took a closer look, feeling mixed emotions in her heart, both surprised and happy!I saw that the visitor had thick eyebrows and handsome eyes, his appearance was serious and serious, and he was not angry and prestige.

Those were among the Penglai senior brothers, there were very few people who could think highly of Qu Yao.

For some reason in Qu Yao's heart, the tip of his nose suddenly became sour, and a feeling of a tired bird returning to its nest suddenly sprouted in his heart.

Ning Dang, Tranquility Boat.

Big Brother Jingzhou.

He is always the one who speaks the hardest but acts the softest.He seems to be a man like a steel plate, but he has a heart like tofu.

In his previous life, when Qu Yao stole the Perishing Jade and was sentenced to Haifutu, everyone avoided him.Only Tranquility Zhou, the person who seemed to be the strictest to Qu Yao in normal times, had knelt under the Penglai Shocking Dragon Platform for five whole days.

When Qu Yao passed by him when he was being escorted, Tranquility Zhou was as angry as a dying lion when he saw Qu Yao's tattered clothes and deep bone wounds.

"Which one of you beat my junior brother?" He spat out a few words through his teeth.

No one dared to respond to the escort of Qu Yao.

"You guys step back first, I have a few words to say to my junior brother."

No one dared to respond to the escort.

"I am a big disciple of Penglai, can't even say such a sentence? You go first! If the masters punish you, say that I forced you! All the blame will be on my head!"

The escorted disciples looked at each other, and finally retreated.

"Qu Yao! You..."

Tranquility Zhou had a face full of hatred for you but not anger and mourning for you...but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Qu Yao.

"Brother fool, go back."

"You!!!" The hatred in Tranquility Zhou's eyes became more and more intense. It's not that he hasn't persuaded Qu Yao that as long as he tells the whereabouts of Yu Shengyu, he can save his life.

But Qu Yao refused to say anything.

No matter what kind of torture he was given, he gritted his teeth and stood up.

"Qu Yao, you are an idiot!" Tranquility Zhou scolded angrily, "Shi Yuan is dead! Why are you so stubborn! It is not yet known whether the perishing jade can save him! Even if he lives, I know you are for him How can he deal with himself after being reduced to such a state!? Qu Yao, Qu Yao, why are you so stupid?"

"Why aren't you stupid?"

Qu Yao raised his head and looked at Tranquility Zhou with a smile.

Tranquility Zhou was speechless.

"I'm going to Zhenhaizhu to rob the dharma field!" After a long while, Tranquility Zhou frowned and said in a deep voice.

After hearing this, Qu Yao burst out laughing, until the end of the laugh, tears flowed out.This may sound like a joke to others, but it won't be if it is said by Tranquility Zhou.Tranquility Zhou acts too upright and straightforward, saying that life is life, and saying that death is death.

Everything he said, whether it was nonsense or in sleep, Qu Yao believed it.

Because Tranquility Zhou is Qu Yao's senior brother.He is Qu Yao's forever big brother.

The people who escorted Qu Yao not far away were all stunned, wondering why the dying man was suddenly happy as if he had been exonerated.

Qu Yao suddenly leaned forward and hugged Ning Zhou.

Tranquility Zhou was stunned, and he trembled: "Qu Yao...you..."

However, in the next second, Qu Yao stretched out his finger and poked Ning Jingzhou's Tanzhong acupoint!Tranquility Zhou was shocked, trembling his body and said, "You... how dare you..." and then passed out.

Qu Yao caught Tranquility Zhou, and saw that the cloth around his knees was blood-red, sticking to his flesh, which was shocking to watch.

The guards escorting Qu Yao on both sides rushed up immediately, Qu Yao said softly, "It's okay, it's just that my senior brother fell asleep by acupuncture, you can find someone to carry him back."

Qu Yao was escorted back, but he was still laughing like a lunatic.Finally, he stopped laughing, and roared towards the sky: "In the next life, I would like to dismount from the saddle and kneel down in front of the king's palace!"

Qu Yao pulled back her thoughts, played a card and let out a long sigh.It can be seen from this that words cannot be said casually, and flags cannot be erected casually. At that time, he was really moved by the appearance of Tranquility Boat, so he wrote an impulsive and sour poem.

As for Tranquility Boat, in a few lifetimes it will not be Qu Yao's turn to follow suit. Even if Qu Yao is really reincarnated as a horse under the saddle, it will be him riding Tranquility Boat!

"Brother, come here! Touch a few plates!"

"Touch your ancestors! Qu Yao, you still don't go back with me! Master is looking for you all over the world!" Tranquility Zhou scolded angrily.

"Hey! If he's looking for it, just look for it!" Qu Yao avoided deliberately: "Brother, let's play a few games! It's fun!"

"Don't play!"

"Come on, sir!" The two not-so-good-looking girls stepped forward to pull her.

"No, no!" said the upright Ning Zhou.

So after a few excuses back and forth.

"two five"

"Two seven!"

"Two two!"

"..."

"Shunzi! Do you want it! Do you want it hahaha! Let's go! One three!"

……

"Qu Yao, you're playing tricks! You hid your cards, right!" Tranquility Zhou said angrily.

"What's wrong with you?" Qu Yao hummed: "No, come again! See if I'm cheating or not! Come and have a drink!"

"Serve the wine!" Tranquility Zhou said angrily, "You little bastard! Dare to win money from your brother!"

This battle was hearty, and it lasted until the two girls who accompanied the wine both drank.As soon as Qu Yao saw Tranquility Zhou coming, he stopped thinking about the travel expenses, after all, Tranquility Boat was much more reliable than him.

It was already the second watch, and the moon was already hidden behind the clouds, Qu Yao looked at Tranquility Zhou, who was so drunk and humming, and slapped him on the buttocks.

Ning Jingzhou's butt and Song Chunshui's breasts are the two treasures of Penglai's disciples.Among the Penglai disciples, there are very few women, and all of them are fierce and violent, and the male disciples lack the nourishment of yin energy.Whenever I feel lonely, homesick, or sad, as long as I have these two things as my companion, I will be as happy as ever.

It's just that the latter thing can be touched by anyone, but the former is not easy to touch... After all, Tranquility Zhou has always been steady and serious, but Qu Yao can, after all, Qu Yao is shameless.

"Brother! Let's go! Wake up!"

"No...don't go...I still want to..."

"Fuck you! Go quickly! If you don't go, you won't be able to go!" Qu Yao said.

Tranquility Boat was still humming.

Qu Yao sighed, rolled his eyes, picked up a chopstick, pointed it at Tranquility Zhou's pouting butt, and poked it hard...

"Fuck! Where are you poking, Qu Yao! You little bastard!" Tranquility Zhou yelled, clutching his ass.

"Yo, brother is awake." Qu Yao remained expressionless.

"Qu Yao, you are going too far! Did you poke that place casually! You just..."

"Okay, let's go! Will you wake up if I don't poke you there? The old lady just got confused by my acupuncture points, and we will be in trouble when she reacts later!" Qu Yao urged.

"I...Where is this? Why am I here? What have I...did?" Tranquility Zhou looked at the mess in the room and the two girls stumbling around, and asked in a trembling voice.

"Playing cards, drinking and dating girls." Qu Yao stated expressionlessly.

"I...my golden body...broken?" Tranquility Zhou was obviously a young girl, he was flustered by the hem of his clothes, and his usually pristine face was showing indescribable tension at this moment, as shy as a girl.

"How many times have you asked me to break my body with chopsticks! Are you a gentleman afraid of being taken advantage of by a group of girls?! Let's go, Tantai Lian can really peel us off a layer later! Qu Yao said angrily, "Hurry up! If you're late, you'll have to pay!"

Tranquility Zhou hurriedly controlled the sword and stepped on his weapon "Yuying". The two of them stepped on the long sword and immediately shuttled into the clouds.

"No! Wait!" Tranquility Zhou came to his senses: "Pay...Pay? You didn't pay for the flower wine?" He turned around and asked Qu Yao with a look of disbelief.

"Not only did I not give them, I even won them 20 taels." Qu Yao was proud.

"Qu Yao, you are so shameless." Tranquility Zhou sighed.

"If I'm really shameless, I can win all the games you brought."

"Then how did you come in? The old bustard just let you in so brightly?" Tranquility Zhou looked at Qu Yao, who was covered in dirt all over his body. Although it was indeed Penglai's clothes, he really didn't look like a rich man. .

"Oh, I used the transfiguration technique to transform a nameplate of Penglai's disciple and put it on the old bustard."

"What?! Disciple's nameplate? Then people can't go to Penglai to look for it?" Tranquility Zhou said in horror.

"Oh, don't worry, your name is written on that nameplate." Qu Yao looked sincere.

"..."