Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Qu Yao no longer remembers the name of that junior sister, but she only remembers that she was usually quiet, and the other female disciples were all in twos and threes, and she was the only one.That junior sister is not tall, a little fat, and always speaks in a low voice. Qu Yao has heard some gossip about how she doesn't like her for doing things.Therefore, Qu Yao was a little shocked that such a girl who dare not speak loudly on weekdays wanted to send a love letter to Tantai Lian.

Seeing Qu Yao, this junior sister spread her hands tremblingly, inside were a few copper plates that were slightly damp with sweat after holding them for a long time.

Qu Yao was stunned, looked at her shy and nervous appearance, pushed her hand away, and then said with a smile: "It's just a piggyback letter, it's no big deal, no money is needed."

That junior sister glanced at Qu Yao, bit her lip and nodded.

"What about the letter? I'll pass it on for you." Qu Yao stretched out his hand.

"I...I haven't... haven't written..." Junior sister bit her lip and lowered her head tremblingly.

"Didn't write it?" Qu Yao was stunned immediately: "How can I give it if I didn't write it?"

"I...I have admired Venerable Yuqing for a long time...I have always liked...but I really don't know what to write...I can't write any long essays, and the writing style is not good, just write 'Verun Yuqing I am Xinyue you' you see... okay?"

The girl's voice was very small, and her tone was full of prayers.

Seeing her appearance, Qu Yao felt sore in his heart.For some reason, he suddenly remembered Shi Yuan.

"It's too plain and simple." Qu Yao bit the pen and commented: "This can't stand out among similar letters, and it's a blockbuster."

The junior sister was stunned.

"Hold a brush and grind ink." Qu Yao said, "I'll show you, my lord."

"Love words are divided into high-level and low-level. Do you know what is the standard for distinguishing them? Low-level love words are straightforward expressions of love, such as 'I give you my heart'...'You are my big baby for eight lifetimes I can't breathe until I see you'ah... these are all low-level love words." Qu Yao raised his pen, pointing Jiangshan, analyzing and commenting on romance literature in a thorough manner.

"As for the high-level love talk, you have to look at the flowers in the fog, and every word is full of crazy affection, but you can't be too explicit, so that people can understand the meaning at a glance..."

That junior sister was studying ink, watching Qu Yao spitting foam and stars flying around, with a look of admiration on her face.

Qu Yao clasped his feet, thought for a while, and suddenly came to inspiration, and Dang even wrote three words on the paper:

"Eileen Says"...

When the junior sister saw it, she felt a little confused and said, "Ai Lian said? Isn't this Zhou Dunyi's prose praising lotus in the Song Dynasty?"

"That's right." Qu Yao said, "What do you think is Venerable Yuqing's name?"

"Tantai... Lian?" That junior sister suddenly realized something, her face was enlightened.

In the end, Qu Yao didn't even think about it, and just copied the ready-made prose, and sighed while writing: "Look at this prose, it is used to describe you, Venerable Yuqing, it is simply a model of high-level love words!" Yu The Du Ai lotus grows out of the mud but is not stained, and the water is clear but not demonic... It can be seen from a distance but not played with...' Tsk tsk! Every sentence hits your bones!"

The junior sister looked like a duck listening to the thunder, and she didn't dare to respond other than nodding her head.

So on the second day, this "warm and advanced" "Ai Lian Shuo" appeared on Tantailian's table. Taiwei saw it first.

Tantai Wei, who had not been out of the gate for a long time, saw this love letter, and immediately blushed and became furious.She immediately summoned all the disciples of Penglai to stand under the Zhenlong Huabiao in front of the Taiji stage, and took a picture of "Ai Lian Shuo" and said angrily: "Which disciple wrote this!? What audacity! Blasphemy of the teacher violates ethics If you don’t stand up yet!? Just stand up yourself! If I find out, I will be expelled from Penglai!”

The junior sister immediately turned pale with fright, lowered her head and trembled all over.

The audience was suddenly noisy and there were many discussions.

"Which female disciple wrote this? Isn't it too shameless!? And 'Ailian said'?"

Senior Sister A, who once asked Qu Yao to deliver something, yelled loudly, with a disgusted expression on her face, as if she had never delivered something before.

"Exactly! If we catch that person, we will drive her out of Penglai!" Senior sister Yi, who once secretly embroidered a purse for Tantai Lian, spoke righteously.

"What kind of rotten person wrote this? It's disgusting! I almost vomited out my dinner overnight! Is it possible that this kind of dirty work will dirty Venerable Yuqing's eyes!?" Senior Sister B looked indignant.

"..."

The male disciples gathered at the side, secretly sneered at the group of female disciples under the stage.The words were mixed with sarcasm and jokes, and some people even bet on which girl delivered the letter because they didn't think it was a big deal.

Song Chunshui shook his head, and Tranquility Zhou sighed.

Tantailian only frowned, and stood aside without saying a word.

He originally didn't want to make a big deal out of it, but Tantai's eyes were clean and he couldn't tolerate such filthy things.Therefore, Tantai Lian couldn't say anything at the side, she could only frown and sigh.

Only Qu Yao looked at these people in front of him with a blank expression on his face.

"Stand up quickly! If you admit it yourself, I can spare your life!" Tantai Wei shouted.

Among the crowd, the junior sister with her head down shook her body, her shoes protruded slightly, but it was so unstable when she fell on the ground, she trembled, her frail body seemed to collapse at any time.

"I write!"

In the crowd, a mid-spirited voice sounded.

Tranquility Zhou looked at Qu Yao tremblingly, almost choking himself to death by spitting.

Tantai Wei was dumbfounded, Tantai Lian was stunned, and all the Penglai disciples fell silent instantly.

After that, a laugh that shocked Shino broke out.

"Qu Yao... you... are you kidding yourself?" A male disciple patted Qu Yao's shoulder and bent down laughing.

"You wrote "Ai Lian Shuo"? You...you can still 'Ai Lian'? Are you sick? Hahahahahaha?"

Everyone was laughing at that time, only Qu Yao didn't laugh.

Qu Yao snorted coldly, pulled the male disciple away, walked straight onto the Tai Chi stage, looked at the group of female disciples below the stage, and said loudly:

"I wrote this letter, but so what? I just like someone, but what's so dirty about it!? Even if I am sick, I dare to face my illness! Since you are not sick , Why don’t you dare to admit what you have done and what you have said? Isn’t this a dirty thing?”

Qu Yao looked directly at the group of female disciples under the stage.

Senior sisters A, B and C all lowered their heads, not daring to make a sound.

Only the junior sister who was not tall but ordinary and ordinary raised her head.

When the girl looked up again, tears were streaming down her face.

The stage was silent.

Qu Yao smiled triumphantly, feeling that he was standing on the thick soil under the yellow sky, on the top of the Cangshan Mountain and on the shore of the East China Sea, arguing for the right way, speaking for the poor and the weak, he really had the limelight...Haven't finished enjoying the baptism of the admiring eyes of his colleagues Then Tan Taiwei swung his arms round, and slapped Qu Yao's left cheek.

Before Qu Yao had time to shout out, Tantai Lian slapped her right cheek again with lightning speed.

The matter was left alone, and Qu Yao's swollen, extremely well-proportioned pig's head-like face in the past few days completely changed from a friend of women to a public enemy of women.

Qu Yao recalled the past and sighed.He looked at Tantailian's back and shook his head.

Ailian said, Ailian said, what a good word, if it is said to others, I don't know how much it will like it, but if it is said to his uncle, I am afraid that it will only be beaten violently.

Tranquility Zhou shook his eyebrows and looked at Qu Yao: "Why are you sighing?"

"Recalling the past." Qu Yao pretended to be deep.

"How can you think about the past after today and no tomorrow?" Tranquility Zhou laughed.

Qu Yao hummed arrogantly.

After flying like this for two days, because of Tantai Lian's presence, Qu Yao and Ning Jingzhou were not very relaxed.The dialogue between the two basically revolved around a series of basic survival questions such as "Have you eaten?" "Have you flown?" "Have you slept?"The three of them traveled with their swords during the day, and at night they randomly found a grass shed in the wilderness to make do with the night, and continued flying the next day.

After eating the dry food made by Qin Yutang for two days, Qu Yao felt physically and mentally devastated.Qin Yutang's cooking is unrivaled in the world, her steamed pancakes can be thrown as a discus when encountering demons and heretics, and her fried dough sticks can be used to pick a thousand-jin copper lock when she is kidnapped... Senior Sister Qin's craftsmanship is uncanny and unsurpassed Door, every dish has a unique effect in defense and attack, except that it can't be eaten, it can do anything.

Qu Yao looked at the biscuits that the senior sister steamed this time, wondering if it could kill her.Handed it to Huanghuang first, Huanghuang is a chicken thief bird. He smelled the murderous and hostile aura contained in this food early on. He would rather eat grass than eat Qin Yutang's biscuits... Qu Yao pondered for a moment, took a Zhang Gong respectfully handed it to Tantai Lian: "Master Uncle, this is a gift from Senior Sister to honor you. Would you like to try it?"

Tantai Lian was in the posture of piling and cultivating immortals, she lightly opened her thin lips and said, "I'm bigu, you and your senior brother can eat it, don't forget not to keep it for me."

Qu Yao and Tranquility Zhou's cultivation was still low, and they hadn't reached the realm where Tantai Lian could live without eating or drinking, so they just squatted by the stream in the barren mountains and fields, lit a fire with a fire pocket, and burned it. After drinking some water, throw those biscuits into the hot water to drink the batter.

In this way, Qu Yao and Tranquility Zhou drank the batter for two days, and they were no longer in love. Every time they took a step, their stomachs trembled three times. As long as Tantai Lian controlled the sword, the acid water in their stomachs would disappear almost overflowing...

Finally, the three of them made it to the third day.

The three sword-wielding generals have already approached Changbai. At this moment, there are undulating mountains in the distance. Qu Yao used his hands to build a pergola on the brow bone. Looking forward, there are continuous undulating mountains under the white clouds. mountain line.The mist and wind flew past his cheeks quickly, and Qu Yao's mood brightened. The continuous mountain range in front of him was the Changbai Mountain Range.

The light from the Crane Shadow Cold Pool shrank, and Qu Yao looked down to see a small mountain village.

"Master, this place is already at the foot of Changbai Mountain, why don't we rest in this village for a day, and then go to Changbai tomorrow." Tranquility Zhou suggested.

Qu Yao nodded desperately, his eyes were full of simple desire and humble appeal.

Tantailian glanced at Qu Yao, shook her head, and said helplessly, "That's fine."

So Heying Hantan began to slow down, and the long sword swooped down, landing outside the mountain village.

As soon as Qu Yao landed on the ground, he rushed to the village excitedly. Shaking seemed to know that there was something edible in front of him. With a fierce and greedy green light in his eyes, he quickly rushed towards the village... The tragic experience along the way will be life-threatening. A seagull was forced into a vulture... But when she ran to the entrance of the village, Tantai Lian suddenly shouted:

"Wait!"

Qu Yao and Huang Huang were taken aback at the same time, and turned to look at the uncle.

Tantailian frowned, her eyes were full of seriousness and dignity.

"There is evil in this village."