Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Two flowers bloom, each representing a branch.That Xiang Quyao was drowsy and was slowly waking up from the trance.

Familiar canopy, familiar furnishings, familiar sunlight, familiar gauze curtains, and familiar singing of gulls and birds.

At that moment, Qu Yao felt a sense of vicissitudes.He opened his eyes again and looked around, sure!This is Penglai Palace.

He came back alive from the East China Sea!

Qu Yao suddenly remembered something, his heart felt cold, and he immediately opened his palm, and then he felt an indescribable surprise in his heart!

Fallen Jade!He has been holding the fragment of the meteorite jade in the palm of his hand!He got the first fragment of the meteorite jade!

Although the fragments are not big, as long as you persevere, one day, the Meteorite Jade will be collected again!At that time, Shi Yuan will be saved!

"Qu Yao! Why are you giggling?"

A familiar voice sounded.

Qu Yao looked outside the door, and happened to see his senior brother Ning Zhou and Ji Chunshui, and his senior sister, Qin Yutang, who was carrying vegetables and rice.

"Brother! You're fine! Great!"

Seeing Qu Yao wake up, Tranquility Zhou just nodded lightly, but she was still frowning, not at all happy.

"What's wrong, brother? That's right! Where's Jing Yiyuan?" Qu Yao asked.

"That's what I was going to talk about." A steady and calm voice sounded from outside the door.

Qu Yao shuddered, and hurriedly looked out, only to see Tantai Zonglian and Tantai Guanzhi standing outside the door, followed by Tantai Wei.The expressionless little prince Tantailian of Penglai.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Tantai Zonglian walked in the front, with a rare seriousness on his face, the smile that was always on his lips was gone at this moment.

"My lord! Master!"

Tranquility Zhou and the others hurriedly bowed down.This kind of situation is too rare, the Penglai Three Venerables and the Penglai Palace Master appeared together in a room of ordinary disciples, which means the sun came out from the west.

Qu Yao looked at the three statues, and accidentally found a face that he didn't see very often.

Tan Taiwei.

That was Tantai Wei!

Speaking of Tantai Wei, this person is probably the person who dislikes Qu Yao the most in Penglai.She likes to wear a sky-high bun, and an iron fan made of fine steel is stuck on top of the bun all the year round. Qu Yao thinks this hairstyle is like a pot brush for cleaning pots...

Tantai Wei is the only female among the three, her face is cold and her heart is even colder, her whole person is like a stone in a latrine, extremely mean.The Penglai disciples are most afraid of her.Fortunately, she has been locked up on Penglaixia Island all year round and rarely shows up.Now that she has come out of the mountain, it can be seen how big this matter is.

Tantai Wei expressed his strong opposition when Qu Yao started at that time, Tan Taiwei said that Qu Tianfeng has a tiger-wolf heart, no matter what he teaches, the apprentices are bad and hard to change, Penglai must not accept this disaster.In the end, Qu Yao was saved by Tantai Zonglian, so he was able to live in Penglai.But Tantai Wei still loathes Qu Yao like a disgusting fly, and Tantai Wei's disciples also share the same hatred. When Qu Yao first went up the mountain, he was often bullied.

But he was open-minded by nature, and those insults passed by with the wind, and he never took them to heart.

Although Tantai Zonglian was still smiling at this time, there was an indescribable sense of oppression.Everyone in Penglai knew that although Tantailian was powerful, Tantai Zonglian's strength was even higher than the three.Although Palace Master Penglai usually treats people with generosity and patience, getting angry can definitely make everyone tremble.

"I said earlier that this son will be a disaster, and the captivity of the thirteen princes is probably related to him!" Tantai snorted coldly.

"Qu Yao, tell me." Tantai Zonglian made a stop gesture to Tantai Wei, and then said to Qu Yao: "What do you know about Jing Yiyuan being abducted into the East China Sea by Haijiao? "

Qu Yao was taken aback.

Tantai Zonglian stared at Qu Yao with his eyes burning like an eagle.

"I don't know anything..." Qu Yao swallowed and started to make up things: "It's just that I was a little messed up after dinner and finishing evening repairs that day, so I was walking by the seaside with my senior brother, and happened to meet the thirteenth prince drinking Complaints. We were worried that he would catch a cold, so we went up to greet him, and at this moment, those demon dragons came ashore and took us away..."

"What you said is absolutely true?" Tantai Zonglian smiled slightly.

Qu Yao nodded and said, "It is so."

Tantai Zonglian suddenly stopped smiling: "So how are you going to explain such a thing?"

Tantai Zonglian took out a booklet from his sleeve, and Qu Yao's heart almost stopped beating immediately after seeing that thing!

On the title page of the booklet are several large characters: "The Story of Duoqing in the East China Sea..."

"I found this thing under your bed, Qu Yao." Tantai Zonglian smiled slightly: "Tell me, how did you make up the contents of this booklet?"

The expressions of Tranquility Zhou and Ji Chunshui changed instantly!

Tantai Lian frowned, he reached out to grab the booklet: "What is this?"

Before Tantai Lian picked up Qu Yao's brochure, she was stopped by Tantai Zonglian.

"Junior Brother, don't read it." Tantai Zonglian smiled: "If you read this book, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it and kill your precious nephew Qu Yao on the spot."

A cold light flashed in Tantai Zonglian's eyes!The long sword poured into the sea and was immediately unsheathed!An ice blue light flashed!Qu Yao was instantly pressed against the wall by the huge coercion!Qu Yao grunted in pain, and immediately vomited out a mouthful of blood!

"The master of the sect... Before confirming whether Qu Yao has contact with the Jiao clan, he..." Tantai Lian said in a deep voice...

"What does it matter if we contact or not?" Tantai Zonglian sneered: "Perhaps Penglai has had too many peaceful days, did the younger brother forget how Penglai used to be aggressive and decisive?"

"I'd rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go."

Tantai Zonglian concealed his smile, leaving only a cold and decisive murderous aura around him.

Tantailian frowned tightly and didn't say another word.

"Qu Yao, I'll only ask you once!" Tantai Zonglian said coldly, "Is there any collusion between you and the Jiao clan?"

"Absolutely not!" Qu Yao trembled, and then the coercion on his body increased again!Qu Yao vomited a mouthful of blood again.

"Then what is the content in this booklet?" Tantai Zonglian asked.

Qu Yao was silent.

"Say!" Tantai Zonglian asked loudly.

Qu Yao gritted her teeth tightly, but remained silent.

"Do you want to die?" Tantai Zonglian snorted coldly, and the light of Chu Hai's sword had stopped at Qu Yao's heart.

"me……"

Qu Yao's brain is running fast!Now that things have come to this, he can't do without telling this lie!

"I wrote this because I love the thirteenth prince! That's why I compiled this storybook, and talk about lovesickness every day!" Qu Yao shouted at the top of his voice!

"I love Jing Yiyuan!!!"

The world seemed silent.

Tantai Zonglian froze, Tantai Lian froze, even Tantai Wei was dumbfounded.

Qu Yao felt the coercion on his body suddenly disappear, and then with a thud, Qu Yao hit the ground.

"Ten... The thirteen princes are heroic and extraordinary..." Qu Yao hastily swallowed a mouthful of old blood and said, "I fell in love with him with just one glance, but how can I be so humble to be worthy of him... so I only dare to secretly Xiao Xiang, weaving him into a script..."

Qu Yao tried hard to swallow the blood in his mouth, trying to tell this lie emotionally and completely.

"Qu Yao!!! You beast!!"

Tantai Lian pulled up Qu Yao's collar, and slapped him hard!When Tantai Lian heard this, her handsome face immediately turned from white to blue, from green to red... He sacrificed the Crane Shadow Cold Pool, wishing he could slash Qu Yao on the spot!

"Qu Yao...you...shameless!" Tantai Lianqi couldn't speak clearly, she could only curse tremblingly while blushing.

Tantai Zonglian was completely stunned by Qu Yao's words, he didn't know what to do next.

"Heh! One person does things and one person is responsible! I like the aboveboard that he likes!" Qu Yao gritted his teeth, faced Tantailian's angry eyes stubbornly, and smiled sarcastically: "I didn't steal or rob. What shame?"

Tantai Lian only felt a mouthful of blood stasis qi stuck in his chest. At that moment, his emotions were so complicated that even he couldn't tell what it was, but in the end, anger took over everything.

"Good! Good! Qu Yao, you really are shameless!" Tantailian spit out a few words through her teeth: "Since you are so shameless! Then go to the Zhenlongzhu in Penglai Palace! Read your words to everyone Disciple listen!"

Tantai Zonglian's complexion changed, after all, he was the only one among the three present who had read the book from beginning to end, and he knew best what bullshit was written in it.

"Just read it." Qu Yao sneered and looked at Tantai Lian: "What's so difficult about it?"

Tantai Lian's eyes were about to burst, and he was trembling all over. Looking at Qu Yao's salivating face, he wished he could beat him to death directly.

Tantai Zonglian was silent for a moment, and hurried out to make things right.

"Tsk... Junior Brother Lian... He is shameless for being a junior, but you have to be an elder, right?"

"Oh! Since he is so shameless, let him be shameless to the end!" Tantai Lian said angrily, "I want him to know what shame is for such a rebellious appearance!!!"

"Junior brother...this...isn't..." Tantai Zonglian's hands trembled slightly in the air.

In the next second, Tantai Lian held "Donghai Duoqing Ji" in one hand and Qu Yao in the other, and rushed straight to the door like catching a pig. The three disciples and several other disciples rushed up... Dan Tai Lian went straight to Juechen on the Tai Chi Platform, and then threw Qu Yao straight to Zhenlong Huabiao on the Tai Chi Platform.Tantai Lian threw the script in front of Qu Yao, and shouted coldly: "Read it to me!"

Qu Yao looked at the notebook that had fallen in front of him, and slightly twitched the corners of his mouth. The wind blew over the thin paper, and a few obscene words floated into his eyes carelessly, as if polluting this spotless fairyland, dirtying the The fairy heart of Zhishui.

"Read it!? Why didn't you read it!?" Tantai Lian shouted angrily, then sneered: "Why, do you know the word shame?"

After hearing this, Qu Yao rolled his eyes.

"Heh, the disciples are resting after eating, and there is no audience here. Who am I reading this to?"

Qu Yao said indifferently.

Tantai Lian was so angry that she almost got hurt internally.

He suppressed the urge to vomit blood out of anger, and smiled angrily: "Good job Qu Yao! Do you still want an audience? Then I'll call the other disciples over for you!"

After Tantailian finished speaking, she took out a small golden conch from her bosom, Qu Yao squinted her eyes, it was Penglai's sound transmission conch.

The sound transmission conch can enable disciples to communicate with each other even if they are thousands of miles apart, and it can also record voices. In short, it is one of the rare and mysterious tools in Penglai Palace.

Each of the Penglai disciples has one such conch, which was made by Tantai Guanzhi.The sound transmission conch of the three statues is different, Tantai Lian took out the golden conch, and shouted at the conch: "All disciples! Come and gather under the Tai Chi stage!"

All Penglai disciples, as long as they hear the voice of the three golden snails, no matter what they are doing, they must immediately obey it, and must not disobey it.

In just half a cup of tea, the Tai Chi stage in front of Zhenlongzhu was full of all Penglai disciples.

Qu Yao took a look, and there were almost [-] people in Penglai, counting the messengers, the gatekeepers, the kitchen sweepers, almost all of them.

"Hmph! Aren't you ashamed! Read!" Tantailian snorted coldly.

Tantai Lian just got too angry. To be honest, he didn't really want to do anything to Qu Yao. Although his face was cold, he was not someone who took advantage of others and would not let him go. If Qu Yao cared about face at this moment Lying on his knees and begging for mercy, he just gave up today.

Tantai Lian naively thought that no matter how shameless Qu Yao was, she still had the integrity and dignity like underpants.

However, the facts slapped Tantai Lian in the face severely, he miscalculated Qu Yao's bottom line.

Qu Yao's shameless, shameless in the true sense.His so-called bottom line means that there is no bottom line.

Tantailian didn't know that Qu Yao's private motto was as follows:

It is shameless to be inclusive of all rivers.A wall stands thousands of feet high, but no face is strong.

"How? Read it?" Tantailian looked down at Qu Yao and snorted coldly.

So in the next second, the historic highlight moment of Penglai Palace, which has been established for thousands of years, came just like this.

I saw Qu Yao cleared his throat, wiped his face with his hands on his hips, cleared his throat, and then said loudly: "Brothers and brothers, sisters and sisters. Today, my uncle Yuqing sees that everyone is too tired from practicing recently, so he Order me to have some fun for everyone. Qu Yao is more respectful than obedient today, and will share one or two of my works with you. My work is a bit long, but it doesn’t matter. If I don’t finish reading it today, we can start a serial in the future and read [-] words a day. "

When the Penglai disciples heard this, they all raised their ears and widened their eyes, completely forgetting about the demeanor of immortality, and each one of them was more attentive than listening to the imperial decree.

"If there is a description of the plot below this neck...we will use onomatopoeia instead. For the sake of the health of the school environment, please make up the specific content by your fellow students. Xiao Xiang..."

Tantailian was stunned.

He began to feel that he had miscalculated the thickness of Qu Yao's skin.

Seeing his eloquent appearance, the Penglai disciples almost dropped their jaws on the beach.

"Cough cough cough...The following is for everyone to enjoy "The Story of Seizing Love in the East China Sea", author: Qu Yao Collaboration: Ji Chunshui, editor: Tranquility Zhou, reciter: Qu Yao."

Qu Yao held the notebook up and down, and read aloud emotionally.

The situation was like a wild horse running wild, no longer under Tantai Lian's control, Tantai Lian's face seemed to have overturned a palette, and her complexion was very beautiful.

As soon as this remark came out, Tranquility Zhou and Ji Chunshui in the audience instantly wanted to kill Qu Yao and commit suicide after filling the sea.The two of them gritted their teeth, wishing they could rush up and kill Qu Yao, a little bastard, one by one.

"...The bully kidnapped the dragon girl in full view, and tore off the cicada clothes on her body, revealing her smooth white shoulders. The bully licked it like a jackal licking a lamb...The dragon girl cried With tears all over his face, he shouted: Thirteenth Prince, save me..."

The jaws of thousands of Penglai disciples in the audience almost fell to the ground.It has been thousands of years since Penglai was founded, and no one has ever read such a powerful and refined thing in public. The disciples are all dumbfounded. The seagulls stopped flying, the crabs stopped crawling, and Tantai Lian was so angry that he almost couldn’t breathe. The whole field was silent, only Qu Yao's melodious and imposing reciting voice remained...

Tranquility Zhou and Ji Chunshui had cramped Qu Yao tens of thousands of times in their hearts.

Qu Yaonian's sonorous and powerful, passionate and frustrating, several palace masters in Penglai Palace were completely dumbfounded.Tantai Zonglian blushed and said to Tantai Guanzhi: "Whoever gets down quickly! Don't tell that shameless Qu Yao to read again!"

"Who dares to disobey the order given by Venerable Yuqing, the flower of Penglai?" Tantai Guanzhi said with a chuckle, "Just listen to it, I think it's quite fun..."

"Master Penglai Flower! I am the Lord of Penglai Palace!" Tantai Zonglian said angrily, "Who do you listen to?"

Tantai Guanzhi chuckled: "Follow your heart, just follow your heart."

"Fuck you! You are cowardly!" Tantai snorted coldly.

"Then what can be done?" Tantai Guanzhi said: "Isn't this all the practice of the head brother?"

……

Qu Yao read with incomparable concentration, it can be said that golden lotuses sprang from the ground with a brilliant tongue, and stars flew across the sky... The disciples in the audience also listened very carefully, and even when they read emotionally, some people applauded.

There are only two chapters after reading, and the key point finally comes.

"...The thirteenth prince said: "Qingqing, just bear with it, it won't hurt..." But the princess of the Jiao clan is weak and delicate after all, she has never been subjected to such a violent storm, just listen: babbling Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Tantai Lian was trembling all over, he felt that his heart was about to jump out, there were stars in front of his eyes, and he even felt that his brain was going through a big explosion...

"shut up!!!"

Tantailian finally couldn't bear it anymore, he was trembling with anger, and interrupted Qu Yao with a burst of shouting.

Qu Yao stopped speaking, dropped the script, and looked at Tantai Lian cynically.

"Uncle, you were the one who told me to read, and you were the one who told me to stop. What do you want my nephew to do?"

Qu Yao suddenly turned serious, and asked Tantai Lian seriously.