I just want to tease the general

When Qi Jing went back from Qi Luoyang, Su Yue was sitting on the sofa sulking, he looked like a childish parent.

"Are you back?" Su Yue's tone was firm, with a bit of undeniable coldness.

Qi Jingguang entered the room solemnly, nodded when he heard the words, half-heartedly said, "Yes."

Su Yue couldn't pretend anymore, he stood up, grabbed Qi Jing's neck, and kept shaking, "How can you let Qi Luoyang hear it! Do you know that this is more embarrassing than my father scolding me! Qi Jing , you bastard!"

The strength on the neck was so weak that it could be ignored. He also knew that Su Yue didn't really want to do something, but he just couldn't get over that hurdle in his heart. However, making Su Yue excited like this should not be as simple as face. His eyes were narrow and long, Look like I see through you, "Do you have any trouble with Qi Luoyang?"

Su Yue glared at him, and let go with a humming sound, as if I didn't want to mention it.

"Don't talk about it?" Qi Jing became even more curious. The so-called curiosity killed the cat. He has been lonely in that position for many years. He is naturally very happy to be able to let go of his burden here, and it is inevitable that his curiosity will also be aroused.

Su Yue was paralyzed on the sofa, looking like a broken can, "I liked him when I was young and ignorant in junior high school. Now that I think about it, he is at most two hundred and five in junior high school!"

Qi Jing was startled, and asked without changing his face, "You don't like it now?"

Su Yue snorted and clicked, "I don't like homosexuality."

Qi Jing: "..." This set of rhetoric seems to be suitable for all the people Su Yue has ever liked.

Su Yue didn't pay attention to his expression, and treated himself as a pancake, spread it on both sides, and scolded: "Although he looks sunny and handsome, and he plays basketball well, I don't think he's A enough."

"What does A mean?"

Su Yue sat up straight from the sofa excitedly, kicked off his shoes, sat cross-legged on the sofa, hooked his finger at Qi Jing, then took out his mobile phone to secretly poke and open an A blog post, smiling maliciously, with an aggressive expression People who love babies look like dogs.

After reading the copywriting, Qi Jing didn't think there was anything wrong, but when he saw the definition of ABO, a tornado swept through his heart, and it was messy, which completely refreshed his three views.

He followed Su Yue to turn the page, and couldn't help asking: "Why are there male A and male O, what if it's female A and female O or male O?"

Su Yue, who thought he knew everything, froze in place, yes, what should female A and female or male O do?He suddenly felt that his brain capacity was not enough, and before he could answer, Qi Jing's cold voice sounded again.

"Men can also have children?" After finishing speaking, he did not forget to scan Su Yue from beginning to end, as if in his eyes, Su Yue was the alien.

Su Yue couldn't bear it anymore, after opening Baidu to read it, he threw the phone to Qi Jing: "Look for yourself."

Qi Jing frowned and finished reading, still feeling unbelievable.I didn't expect that the villain books here are so bold, with various versions.

As for the topic that has been skewed for an unknown distance, Su Yue finally remembered the business, "By the way, I brought drawing paper back, and my dad asked you to draw a new one."

"Oh." Qi Jing was very calm, "Where is there a pen for sale?"

"What do you want?"

Qi Jing explained the requirements one by one according to his habit, and happened to see Su Yue's troubled look when he turned his head, he raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, a fool adds me."

"Oh."

"Don't you ask who that idiot is?"

"Since he's an idiot, what's the point of asking?" Qi Jing didn't think so, he didn't think Su Yue was the kind of person who would be an idiot.

However, the fact is that Su Yue, who said he was an idiot, clicked through.

"By the way, why did you go to the next door?" Su Yue didn't think that it was Qi Jing who took the initiative. After all, he took the initiative to come to the door, which seemed to be flattering and easy to be misunderstood.

"Qi Luoyang knocked on the door and asked me to play games with him." Qi Jing wrote down the name of the comic book that Su Yue showed him, and was concentrating on how to download it to increase his knowledge, but he didn't notice that Su Yue was sending a message.

"You told him that you want to do business?" Su Yue looked at the emoji on the screen, the corners of his mouth twitching, there must be something wrong with this person.

"Well, I said it, he said that he can ask Qi Lunheng to take a look." There is also his uncle, but it can be ignored.

"Well, your wish has just been fulfilled, and maybe you can make a good marriage."

Qi Jing managed to download a good novel, but he didn't notice his tone of voice was wrong. He turned to something he hadn't read, with a serious face, and remembered Su Yue's ghost crying and wolf howling on the phone. He asked indifferently: "Are you at your father's place?" what happened?"

Su Yue snorted, posted a picture of an 800-meter-long knife in the dialog box, and then replied: "It's nothing, he thinks I'm blind, you, the author, wasted your talent, and it's just heartbreaking."

He took the painting into Papa Su's office, his buttocks were still warm, Papa Su looked like a loving father and filial son, and he asked people to serve tea and water, and made people prepare snacks. thing.

He knew at a glance that his father lied to him.So without further ado, without Dad Su's preparation at all, he opened the painting.His father's eyes lit up, his eyes seemed to be glued to the painting, he couldn't take his eyes off, and he kept praising him.

As a result, at the moment when he saw the drawing paper, extreme joy turned into sadness, and he picked up the feather duster from the cleaning auntie and waved at him vigorously, while scolding him for being unfilial!Those who have eyes but don't know Mount Tai are prodigals!Although his father didn't use much force, one can imagine how humiliated he was at the moment when the chicken flew like a dog.

Forget it, don't mention it!