Star Reborn: General of the Empire Sucks Pussy Every Day
Chapter 35 Shit Shovel Officer, A Blind Date Specially Prepared For You!
Kleist, who was only looking at the little guy eating, looked up and said this, very ruthless and cold.Madam Catherine froze for a moment, then smiled again and said, "I'm just asking for your opinions."
Gu Ying, who was eating meat, looked up at Kleist's mother secretly, and the animal's instinct told him, "Shit shovel officer, your mother is a black belly, she must have bad ideas now."
Kleist didn't speak, Gu Ying robbed his plate, he hadn't had a good meal yet, he asked the maid to serve another one, "I will stay in the empire temporarily for these two months, big brother, you and second brother can have Work hard, I brought back my work on patrolling planets."
"..." The eldest brother and the second brother who had already had a heavy workload.
The male and female daughters-in-law of the two of them sat on their seats and couldn't help laughing. They didn't understand their husbands at all. On the contrary, Chad, the eldest brother's daughter-in-law, said first: "Well, third son, can you live in our house?" The words were addressed to people Yes, but Gu Ying's eyes are so meowing.
Gu Ying's hair stood on end, "Meow~" Without wiping his mouth in time, he plunged into the shit shovel officer's arms, and the dishes on the table were flying with dust.It's also due to the fact that the members of Selt's family are all cat lovers, otherwise if the pets make trouble at the dinner table, they will definitely not serve them for the next meal.
Kleist smiled and stroked Gu Ying's back to comfort him, "Brother-in-law, you see, the little guy is afraid of you, I will take it to live in the dormitory provided by the military, so it will be more convenient for work."
Chad curled his lips and didn't say anything more. Whoever called the youngest brother has the strongest aura here, and no one can talk to him.In fact, apart from Kleist's parents who live in the same house, the other sons and daughter-in-law also live outside. After all, it is a bit inconvenient, and it is rare to get together today, just to welcome Gu Ying——and Kleist.
After finally finishing the meal, Kleist took Gu Ying upstairs to change clothes, and Lawrence's talkative physique was especially suitable for dealing with a group of people, and he was sitting in the living room chatting with Kleist's father, There are all kinds of jokes from all over the world, but it's hard for Kleist's father not to dislike this talkative child.
Gu Ying lay on the bed watching the handsome man change his clothes, while she herself was changed into the small clothes ordered by the shit shoveler at the starship last time, with her bunny ears on her face and a cute face.Kleist, who was putting on his clothes, saw that he was not online, and suddenly remembered the boy in the bathroom just now. If he also changed into rabbit clothes, it would be—
He quickly shook his head, restraining his wretched thoughts, he really couldn't hold back his hands, took out his brain and typed out a paragraph, Gu Ying was in a daze, of course he didn't notice what the shit shovel officer did.
Others, he was just blushing because of the handsome figure, his head was full of muscles and so on, how could he notice other things, and he even forgot to be angry with the shit shovel officer.
When one person and one cat went downstairs again, the person chatting with Lawrence had been replaced by the eldest brother. Clester's father was lying on the sofa with a look of lovelessness, obviously driven into a nervous breakdown by Lawrence's talkative nature, Seeing the youngest son coming down, he hurried over, "San'er, are you going back now?"
Kleist nodded and rescued the paralyzed elder brother from Lawrence's clutches, "Lawrence, let's go." Then he turned to his father and said, "Father, we will come to see you again in two days."
"well."
In his father's eyes, his youngest son went out with his good friend Lawrence, holding Elvis in rabbit clothes in his arms. Said: "Honey, isn't my son a couple with Lawrence?! Although Lawrence talks a lot, he is still a person."
Catherine was speechless. Do you really resent your youngest son for not being married or having a partner?
Neither Kleist nor Lawrence would know what their parents thought about them at home.Lawrence, who talked a lot, got on the aircraft and realized that he hadn’t said anything to Kleist, and he spat out like a cannonball, “Hey, Kleist, I forgot to tell you, I asked someone to check The information about Ivis has been updated from the previous one. The breed of Ivis is the ancient earth orange cat. According to its growth age to convert the adult age, the little guy should be a little over 5 years old now."
The child Gu Ying glanced at him speechlessly, "Don't I think I'm mature?"
Hearing what he said, Kleist thought of the boy in the bathroom again, and suddenly felt guilty, and asked, "How do you calculate it?"
"Well, it will be four years old in about one and a half months, and you will be 15 years old if you raise it for a year, but the lifespan of a cat is different from that of a human being. After 10 years of raising it, it will be 54 years old. It only becomes an adult in Interstellar. That's the middle-aged old man."
Kleist pursed his lips tightly and did not speak. Gu Ying licked his chin as if to comfort him. Lawrence thought that his good friend was sad because of the little guy's age, so he continued: "Don't be sad, this is according to the calculation of the ancient earth. , even if the little guy is a creature of the ancient earth, it has been a thousand years, everything that should evolve has evolved, and everything that should not have evolved has evolved. Haven't you seen that carbon-based people are fighting more fiercely than silicon-based people now? Maybe, maybe the little guy can live to be hundreds of years old."
To be honest, Gu Ying doesn't care much about his growth rate and age. Although he couldn't see that he became a teenager just now, he can tell just by looking at his hands and legs that he definitely doesn't look like a 5-year-old child. Looks like he is 13 years old, so if you calculate it like this, maybe your age is three times the normal one, that is, 14 times 5 equals 3, which means that you can live for about 15 years. If you put it on the earth, you will be the animal version of Dou Minjun. Well, people in Interstellar are all old monsters, and 300 years old is not considered longevity.
Lawrence continued to talk nonsense, and said a lot of things, what the hell did he do, what the hell did Kleist do, what did he do, in short, he said everything he could think of, Gu Ying thought to himself It's a little bit of a secret to not tell Lawrence.
Before the slander was over, the aircraft arrived at its destination. As soon as the door was half opened, Kleist stretched his long legs and kicked Lawrence off the half-height aircraft, closing the door mercilessly, leaving Lawrence feeling aggrieved and embarrassed. Sitting on the ground and watching the aircraft fly away without looking back, many people around were staring at Lawrence curiously. He quickly got up and covered his face and ran. Don’t let anyone know who he is, otherwise the DeWitt family will have to kill him again. It's a shame.
However, the masses of the people are great, and the speed of their hands directly made the optical brain record the whole process, and it was immediately transmitted to the Xingwang National Forum.As soon as the video came out, all the people burst into flames. With sharp eyes, they saw the long legs and the swaying figure flashing past the aircraft. The technology emperor immediately analyzed it, coupled with Lawrence's bewildered side face, and directly made the face on the aircraft. It belonged to Major General Eli, and it also enlarged Gu Ying's side face. Now, teenagers and girls who adored Kleist burst into tears, crying on the forum to give birth to a monkey for Kleist who came back.
Therefore, when Gu Ying was browsing the star net in a boring way on the aircraft, he was startled by the real-time hot search list, the first one: Your Excellency Eli, I want to give birth to a monkey for you, followed by Major General Eli’s return to China , the third is what is the yellow hair in Major General Eli's arms?
Gu Ying scrolled down speechlessly, and only then did he see the names of more than a dozen of Lawrence who had been away from home. Combined with the fourth video, he also knew how Lawrence was secretly filmed after being kicked out just now. There is such a public perfect lover as a good gay friend on the booth, and even the hot search list depends on the good gay friend.
Of course, Lawrence wouldn't know what he was thinking. He was being interrogated by his parents just because of this video. How miserable he must be.
The instigator of the incident, Kleist, would never go to see the light brain, and of course he would not know about Xingwang because he was almost paralyzed. He only knew that the little guy was lying in his arms and admiring their new home curiously.
"Gu Ying, this is the dormitory of the military department. Although it is not as luxurious as my family's, the safety factor is the highest. If I go out to work, it will be safer for you to stay here."
Gu Ying turned her head and licked him, "Meow~" As long as you don't treat your family, it's easy to say anywhere.However, is the condition of being a soldier so good?The dormitory is completely equipped with the advanced configuration of a single apartment, even a male servant.As a cat, Gu Ying's nearsightedness made him think that when he saw a man in black and white clothes in the kitchen, he thought it was a beautiful butler assigned by the military to the shit shovel officer. When the man approached, Gu Ying was speechless He yelled, "Meow~"
"Adjutant, are you wearing a suit and want to change your career to become a black deacon?!"
Although Allen couldn't understand his words, he still got the strange eyes of his major general and the cat. He pulled the hem of his suit in embarrassment, "Bob insisted on letting me wear it, saying that it fits the personality of the almighty adjutant."
Kleist said, "Go and change it back." Allen accepted the order obediently, and Kleist said again: "Wait, tell Bob, let him run a hundred laps on the military playground for me, and carry the weight!"
Allen shook his body, quickly agreed, and obediently changed his clothes.Bob who received the news was inexplicable, why should he be fined for running laps.
How did he know that he had offended Alan, this guy planned to take revenge on him!
The new home was cleaned up very clean by Allen, but Allen also left after finishing all these, after all, he didn't participate in private time.
After a long day of tossing around, to be honest, one person and one cat were a little tired, so I sat on the sofa and watched TV, chatting with my optical brain while watching.
"So you don't know why you turned into a human?" Kleist asked quickly when he mentioned the topic of transformation.
"I don't know. It changed out of nowhere. I thought I was going to be a cat all the time. By the way, Kleist, why are you so easy to accept that I'm a cat and a person."
Kleist could say that he himself felt that Gu Ying was not as smart as a cat, but it was exactly what he wanted when he turned into a human. Of course, he would not scare the little guy away from him, let alone say it, if he knew Gu Ying has always coveted his beauty, so he probably wouldn't bother so much.
Gu Ying, who was eating meat, looked up at Kleist's mother secretly, and the animal's instinct told him, "Shit shovel officer, your mother is a black belly, she must have bad ideas now."
Kleist didn't speak, Gu Ying robbed his plate, he hadn't had a good meal yet, he asked the maid to serve another one, "I will stay in the empire temporarily for these two months, big brother, you and second brother can have Work hard, I brought back my work on patrolling planets."
"..." The eldest brother and the second brother who had already had a heavy workload.
The male and female daughters-in-law of the two of them sat on their seats and couldn't help laughing. They didn't understand their husbands at all. On the contrary, Chad, the eldest brother's daughter-in-law, said first: "Well, third son, can you live in our house?" The words were addressed to people Yes, but Gu Ying's eyes are so meowing.
Gu Ying's hair stood on end, "Meow~" Without wiping his mouth in time, he plunged into the shit shovel officer's arms, and the dishes on the table were flying with dust.It's also due to the fact that the members of Selt's family are all cat lovers, otherwise if the pets make trouble at the dinner table, they will definitely not serve them for the next meal.
Kleist smiled and stroked Gu Ying's back to comfort him, "Brother-in-law, you see, the little guy is afraid of you, I will take it to live in the dormitory provided by the military, so it will be more convenient for work."
Chad curled his lips and didn't say anything more. Whoever called the youngest brother has the strongest aura here, and no one can talk to him.In fact, apart from Kleist's parents who live in the same house, the other sons and daughter-in-law also live outside. After all, it is a bit inconvenient, and it is rare to get together today, just to welcome Gu Ying——and Kleist.
After finally finishing the meal, Kleist took Gu Ying upstairs to change clothes, and Lawrence's talkative physique was especially suitable for dealing with a group of people, and he was sitting in the living room chatting with Kleist's father, There are all kinds of jokes from all over the world, but it's hard for Kleist's father not to dislike this talkative child.
Gu Ying lay on the bed watching the handsome man change his clothes, while she herself was changed into the small clothes ordered by the shit shoveler at the starship last time, with her bunny ears on her face and a cute face.Kleist, who was putting on his clothes, saw that he was not online, and suddenly remembered the boy in the bathroom just now. If he also changed into rabbit clothes, it would be—
He quickly shook his head, restraining his wretched thoughts, he really couldn't hold back his hands, took out his brain and typed out a paragraph, Gu Ying was in a daze, of course he didn't notice what the shit shovel officer did.
Others, he was just blushing because of the handsome figure, his head was full of muscles and so on, how could he notice other things, and he even forgot to be angry with the shit shovel officer.
When one person and one cat went downstairs again, the person chatting with Lawrence had been replaced by the eldest brother. Clester's father was lying on the sofa with a look of lovelessness, obviously driven into a nervous breakdown by Lawrence's talkative nature, Seeing the youngest son coming down, he hurried over, "San'er, are you going back now?"
Kleist nodded and rescued the paralyzed elder brother from Lawrence's clutches, "Lawrence, let's go." Then he turned to his father and said, "Father, we will come to see you again in two days."
"well."
In his father's eyes, his youngest son went out with his good friend Lawrence, holding Elvis in rabbit clothes in his arms. Said: "Honey, isn't my son a couple with Lawrence?! Although Lawrence talks a lot, he is still a person."
Catherine was speechless. Do you really resent your youngest son for not being married or having a partner?
Neither Kleist nor Lawrence would know what their parents thought about them at home.Lawrence, who talked a lot, got on the aircraft and realized that he hadn’t said anything to Kleist, and he spat out like a cannonball, “Hey, Kleist, I forgot to tell you, I asked someone to check The information about Ivis has been updated from the previous one. The breed of Ivis is the ancient earth orange cat. According to its growth age to convert the adult age, the little guy should be a little over 5 years old now."
The child Gu Ying glanced at him speechlessly, "Don't I think I'm mature?"
Hearing what he said, Kleist thought of the boy in the bathroom again, and suddenly felt guilty, and asked, "How do you calculate it?"
"Well, it will be four years old in about one and a half months, and you will be 15 years old if you raise it for a year, but the lifespan of a cat is different from that of a human being. After 10 years of raising it, it will be 54 years old. It only becomes an adult in Interstellar. That's the middle-aged old man."
Kleist pursed his lips tightly and did not speak. Gu Ying licked his chin as if to comfort him. Lawrence thought that his good friend was sad because of the little guy's age, so he continued: "Don't be sad, this is according to the calculation of the ancient earth. , even if the little guy is a creature of the ancient earth, it has been a thousand years, everything that should evolve has evolved, and everything that should not have evolved has evolved. Haven't you seen that carbon-based people are fighting more fiercely than silicon-based people now? Maybe, maybe the little guy can live to be hundreds of years old."
To be honest, Gu Ying doesn't care much about his growth rate and age. Although he couldn't see that he became a teenager just now, he can tell just by looking at his hands and legs that he definitely doesn't look like a 5-year-old child. Looks like he is 13 years old, so if you calculate it like this, maybe your age is three times the normal one, that is, 14 times 5 equals 3, which means that you can live for about 15 years. If you put it on the earth, you will be the animal version of Dou Minjun. Well, people in Interstellar are all old monsters, and 300 years old is not considered longevity.
Lawrence continued to talk nonsense, and said a lot of things, what the hell did he do, what the hell did Kleist do, what did he do, in short, he said everything he could think of, Gu Ying thought to himself It's a little bit of a secret to not tell Lawrence.
Before the slander was over, the aircraft arrived at its destination. As soon as the door was half opened, Kleist stretched his long legs and kicked Lawrence off the half-height aircraft, closing the door mercilessly, leaving Lawrence feeling aggrieved and embarrassed. Sitting on the ground and watching the aircraft fly away without looking back, many people around were staring at Lawrence curiously. He quickly got up and covered his face and ran. Don’t let anyone know who he is, otherwise the DeWitt family will have to kill him again. It's a shame.
However, the masses of the people are great, and the speed of their hands directly made the optical brain record the whole process, and it was immediately transmitted to the Xingwang National Forum.As soon as the video came out, all the people burst into flames. With sharp eyes, they saw the long legs and the swaying figure flashing past the aircraft. The technology emperor immediately analyzed it, coupled with Lawrence's bewildered side face, and directly made the face on the aircraft. It belonged to Major General Eli, and it also enlarged Gu Ying's side face. Now, teenagers and girls who adored Kleist burst into tears, crying on the forum to give birth to a monkey for Kleist who came back.
Therefore, when Gu Ying was browsing the star net in a boring way on the aircraft, he was startled by the real-time hot search list, the first one: Your Excellency Eli, I want to give birth to a monkey for you, followed by Major General Eli’s return to China , the third is what is the yellow hair in Major General Eli's arms?
Gu Ying scrolled down speechlessly, and only then did he see the names of more than a dozen of Lawrence who had been away from home. Combined with the fourth video, he also knew how Lawrence was secretly filmed after being kicked out just now. There is such a public perfect lover as a good gay friend on the booth, and even the hot search list depends on the good gay friend.
Of course, Lawrence wouldn't know what he was thinking. He was being interrogated by his parents just because of this video. How miserable he must be.
The instigator of the incident, Kleist, would never go to see the light brain, and of course he would not know about Xingwang because he was almost paralyzed. He only knew that the little guy was lying in his arms and admiring their new home curiously.
"Gu Ying, this is the dormitory of the military department. Although it is not as luxurious as my family's, the safety factor is the highest. If I go out to work, it will be safer for you to stay here."
Gu Ying turned her head and licked him, "Meow~" As long as you don't treat your family, it's easy to say anywhere.However, is the condition of being a soldier so good?The dormitory is completely equipped with the advanced configuration of a single apartment, even a male servant.As a cat, Gu Ying's nearsightedness made him think that when he saw a man in black and white clothes in the kitchen, he thought it was a beautiful butler assigned by the military to the shit shovel officer. When the man approached, Gu Ying was speechless He yelled, "Meow~"
"Adjutant, are you wearing a suit and want to change your career to become a black deacon?!"
Although Allen couldn't understand his words, he still got the strange eyes of his major general and the cat. He pulled the hem of his suit in embarrassment, "Bob insisted on letting me wear it, saying that it fits the personality of the almighty adjutant."
Kleist said, "Go and change it back." Allen accepted the order obediently, and Kleist said again: "Wait, tell Bob, let him run a hundred laps on the military playground for me, and carry the weight!"
Allen shook his body, quickly agreed, and obediently changed his clothes.Bob who received the news was inexplicable, why should he be fined for running laps.
How did he know that he had offended Alan, this guy planned to take revenge on him!
The new home was cleaned up very clean by Allen, but Allen also left after finishing all these, after all, he didn't participate in private time.
After a long day of tossing around, to be honest, one person and one cat were a little tired, so I sat on the sofa and watched TV, chatting with my optical brain while watching.
"So you don't know why you turned into a human?" Kleist asked quickly when he mentioned the topic of transformation.
"I don't know. It changed out of nowhere. I thought I was going to be a cat all the time. By the way, Kleist, why are you so easy to accept that I'm a cat and a person."
Kleist could say that he himself felt that Gu Ying was not as smart as a cat, but it was exactly what he wanted when he turned into a human. Of course, he would not scare the little guy away from him, let alone say it, if he knew Gu Ying has always coveted his beauty, so he probably wouldn't bother so much.
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