Rebirth Hao Shao snatches a kiss

"Old rule, two people." Bai Zhexi didn't even look at the tea list.

The buddy looked happy, this is a rich man who deserves everything, "Come on, please wait a moment, both of you."

After a while, the table was covered with everything in a mess, dim sum and stinky tofu were served.

"Try his spiritual tea, it's very good." Bai Zhexi called Tang Muchen to drink tea.

Tang Muchen took a sip, how can high-grade spirit tea not taste good?

Now the storyteller is a young man, and he is telling passionate jokes.

Bai Zhexi didn't listen at all, "Wait a minute, that old gentleman is the master, I listen to him every time I come."

After a while, the young man left, replaced by an old man with a white beard. This old man had bright eyes, small and thin lips, and he could tell a thief at a glance.

"I kept all the guests waiting for a long time. Recently, the cultivation world has been very peaceful, so there have been many romantic legends." The old gentleman aroused everyone's curiosity when he came.

Tang Muchen also pulled himself together, could it be that the old man discovered some of the secrets of the family?

"First of all, let me talk about our magic cultivation area. If you want to talk about the most lively place in the magic cultivation area, it belongs to Shuramen." The old man said with a smile.

Unexpectedly, it was still his own joke, and Tang Muchen became more interested.

"Everyone knows that the Asura Sect is the pride of our Demon Cultivation Area, and even the former head of the Heavenly Sword Sect joined in, but what we are talking about today is not these two immortal couples, but a pair of male and female Daoist couples. "The old gentleman said with a smile.

Someone immediately answered, "Could it be those two from the Heavenly Sword Sect and the Mad Saber Sect?"

"There are also two casual cultivators who cultivate demons, and now they are also living in Shuramen."

"It can't be Yi Yun and Young Master Xiu Ye, right?"

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There are more and more guessing voices below, and Tang Muchen's expression has become more exciting, co-authoring him has become a joke in the book now?

The old gentleman smiled mysteriously, "The guest officer has already guessed correctly, what the little old man is going to talk about is Young Master Xiu Ye and Jianxiu Yiyun.

In terms of the relationship between these two people, it can be said that they are constantly being cut and reasoned.

The relationship between these two people started many years ago, when Young Master Xiu Ye was blinded by hatred and turned into You Ye to contact Yi Yun, a genius sword repairer of the Heavenly Sword Sect.

What kind of person is Yi Yun, what kind of character is the sword repairer, but our Young Master Xiu Ye is very charming, so he bent Yi Yun and made him fall into a demon repairer with all his heart.

However, at that time, Young Master Xiu Ye didn't see his own feelings clearly, and just killed Yi Yun in a daze.

If it wasn't for Gu Yuejian's protector, our young master might still be single now. "

Sitting on it, Tang Muchen listened while eating, calling the cold and arrogant Yi Yun a pervert.

"Later, after Yi Yun came back to life, the young master seduced Yi Yun again, successfully abducting Yi Yun to bed, and accomplished a good deed.

As far as the young master's charm skills are concerned, it is worth learning for my generation, and now Yi Yun has been wholeheartedly by the young master's side, and every night, the two of them will discuss each other on the bed..."

Listening to the narration that became more and more depraved later, Tang Muchen's face was very exciting, and the old gentleman who co-authored it was telling dirty jokes.

Bai Zhexi listened so intently that he stopped chewing.

Tang Muchen was very speechless, "You can believe what he said, when Yi Yun and Xiu Ye are together, it is impossible for people to peep."

"Of course I know this, but imagination is the most attractive thing. Don't you think his speech is very good, and the one below is not feminine at all, so enjoyable!" Bai Zhexi said seriously.

Tang Muchen looked at Bai Zhexi suspiciously, "I said recently, have you been dissatisfied with your desires?"

It seems that when he goes back this time, he has to tell Song Yehui, don't play with formations, Bai Zhexi needs him!

Bai Zhexi shook his finger, "It's different, the charm of obscenity is also great."

"Hehe." Tang Muchen smiled dryly, "Then you can continue to lust."

Now he wants to know how wonderful Xiu Ye's expression will be when he finds out that his bed affairs are revealed.

Tang Muchen doesn't accompany Bai Zhexi to listen to dirty jokes anymore, he might as well go back to read when he has this time.

Leaving the teahouse, Tang Muchen walked back, and happened to meet Yi Yun and Xiu Ye who were traveling.

Turning his eyeballs, Tang Muchen began to squirm, "Why did you two come out?"

"Stroll around casually, and buy some things by the way." Yi Yun said.

"Let me invite you to have a cup of tea, Bai Zhexi is here!" Tang Muchen hoped that the old man would talk a little longer.

"I haven't bought anything yet." Yi Yun hesitated.

Xiu Ye said, "Going shopping is also one of the purposes."

"Alright then." Yi Yun agreed.

Tang Muchen did not lead the two through the main entrance, but jumped out of the window and entered the private room of the tea house.

Bai Zhexi didn't expect Tang Muchen to come back, and he also brought the two protagonists of the story with him.

Below, the storyteller was spitting, "I saw Yi Yun put his finger deep into Young Master Xiu Ye's mouth, and said, don't bite, I want to hear your voice..."

When Yi Yun and Xiu Ye heard someone mention them, they immediately shifted their attention.

Yi Yun's expression was condensed, while Xiu Ye listened with great interest.

"Senior brother, can you listen?" Tang Muchen was surprised, shouldn't senior brother lift the table and smash a tooth of the storyteller?

Yi Yun said coolly, "It's not real, why do you mind?"

As for Xiu Ye, Tang Muchen didn't need to ask, he, like Bai Zhexi, listened seriously.

"Yi Yun, we can try it when we go back." Xiu Ye took Yi Yun's hand.

Yi Yun's cheeks flushed slightly, "Yes."

Tang Muchen was stunned, who are these people?

Half an hour later, Mr. Storyteller finally finished his dirty jokes after drinking a pot of water.

There was applause from below, and Bai Zhexi threw a bag of crystals below, which was called a reward.

Mr. Storyteller cupped his fists and saluted everyone, "That's all for today, see you all tomorrow."

After listening to the book, I drank all the tea.

When the buddy saw the four people coming down from the private room upstairs, he was completely petrified.

Aren't the two of them the young master Xiu Ye and Jianxiu Yiyun?

In other words, can his teahouse continue to operate?

Yi Yun and Xiu Ye walked out of the teahouse slowly without talking to Li Shihua's buddy.

As for the other guests, they were all discussing what the storyteller said just now, such as the fact that a certain posture cannot be realized, etc., but they didn't realize that the protagonist also came to listen to the book.

After leaving the teahouse, Tang Muchen followed Senior Brother Yi Yun to go shopping.

"Senior brother, what are you buying the refining materials for?" Tang Muchen was very surprised, after all, senior brother is not a refining master.

Yi Yun smiled, "I plan to build a sword spike."

"Jian Sui?" Tang Muchen felt a little empty when he thought of the bare Gu Yue Jian.

"But this is iron essence?" Tang Muchen thought, why shouldn't Jiansui use jade?

Hearing this, Xiu Ye took out an icy blue bead, "Just put this in the iron essence."

Tang Muchen's eyes turned cold, "Ice Soul Orb?"

"That's right." Xiu Ye found it with great difficulty, in order to give Yi Yun the spike of the Gu Yue Sword. If it wasn't for the Gu Yue Sword protector, he would have never seen Yi Yun.

Tang Muchen was a bit apprehensive, saying that his family hadn't given him anything for a long time.

Bai Zhexi thought the same thing, looking at Xiu Ye and Yi Yun, this is true love.

However, these two people didn't think that the person who delivered the things was the one below.

After shopping, the four returned to Shura Gate.

The head of the Asura Gate has already set a rule with them, they are not allowed to be too far away from the Asura Gate before crossing the catastrophe.

Maybe, if they use their cultivation when they are in danger, they will attract Lei Jie in advance.

If so, the success rate of crossing the catastrophe will be greatly reduced.

After returning, Yi Yun and Xiu Ye went to build Jian Sui, and Tang Muchen told Song Yehui about Bai Zhexi's desire and dissatisfaction.

Gu Chengyuan returned to the room with the little genius doctor who made a small report, "How do you know that Bai Zhexi is dissatisfied with desire?"

"He listened to dirty jokes." Tang Muchen felt a little guilty because he had listened to it too.

Gu Chengyuan smiled not a smile, "What about you, do you feel dissatisfied after listening to it?"

"Of course not, I'm a gentleman!" Tang Muchen said sternly.

It's no wonder that Gu Chengyuan believed him, and directly turned him over on the bed, "It will take a test to know."

With Tang Muchen's exclamation, Gu Chengyuan pinned him down.

Soon, the two rolled together, and the moon hid behind the clouds in shame.

The next day, Tang Muchen and Bai Zhexi both appeared exhausted, and looking at Gu Chengyuan and Song Yehui, they were full of energy.

"It was a lot of trouble last night, right?" Tang Muchen teased Bai Zhexi.

"To each other, don't make fun of each other." Bai Zhexi grinned.

The two lamented aloud, this is the sorrow of those who are in the lower position, only to be tossed about.

"Mu Chen, don't you have a lot of medicine?" Bai Zhexi thought of a bad idea.

Tang Muchen shook his head again and again, "If Song Yehui finds out, I won't have any good fruit to eat." That bastard Song Yehui will definitely hold grudges.

Bai Zhexi leaned over to Tang Muchen's side, "Anyway, you and I are too young, so why don't you help me with this little work?"

Tang Muchen admits that he likes to go to the theater, but he has to have fun, "No, unless..."

"Unless there is something, as long as I can do it, you say so." Bai Zhexi said, patting his chest.

Tang Muchen showed a fox-like smile, "Unless you use a device to record the process of the two of you in bed and give it to me."

"No problem, I will record such a glorious scene if you don't tell me." Bai Zhexi directly agreed.

Having seen someone committing suicide, but never seeing someone committing suicide like this, Tang Muchen thought to himself that he would be sorry for his brother.

Bai Zhexi smirked at the side, after so many years, it was finally time for him to stand up and become the master.

Thinking of Song Yehui begging for mercy under him, Bai Zhexi felt his cerebral cortex congested.

"Come to me tomorrow to get the medicine." Tang Muchen patted Bai Zhexi on the shoulder, giving him silent encouragement.

Bai Zhexi nodded again and again, "Okay, wait for my buddy's video!"

Watching Bai Zhexi leave, Tang Muchen hurriedly went to the back mountain to negotiate terms with Song Yehui...