After rebirth I became the tyrant's little white lotus

It is really relaxing and happy to stay in the summer resort these few days, and Bai Miao has gradually adapted to the fact that there is an extra root of medicine jade in her body. Of course, if there is no "Looking" from Emperor Wu from time to time, Bai Miao believes that she will be happier.

After all, a man who is half-cooked is also very tight. Even the simplest use of his hands makes Bai Miao feel as if he has ascended to heaven, and he is almost lost in the cloud-shrouded pleasure.

But fortunately, Bai Miao's willpower is still relatively firm, and he resolutely rejected Emperor Wu the next few times, and finally maintained his last trace of integrity!

After soaking in the hot spring in Changle Palace for another night, Emperor Wu had to return to the palace with Bai Miao and others on the second day.

The hottest few days in summer have passed, and the large expanse of sunlight has finally weakened a bit, even if it hangs in the sky, it will not be so glaring, accompanied by the breeze blowing, it has a special taste.

Sitting on the swaying carriage, Bai Miao turned her head to look at the passing scenery outside the window, farmland, water canal, crowded market, and seldom-populated forest.

"Why, reluctant?"

Emperor Wu asked quietly.

Bai Miao chuckled, "It's okay, I just think it's incredible."

"How do you say that?" Tu Xiuting was a little puzzled.

"Your Majesty, I have lived here for more than a year in a blink of an eye, and it feels like time flies!"

"Quick?"

Emperor Wu paused slightly, in his opinion, the days after he met the young man were happy and short, but they were deeply engraved on his heart.

These days are indeed passing fast, and Bai Miao said so, but Emperor Wu hopes that the days can go slower, slower, and slower; sometimes, he is afraid that he will grow old too fast I can't live without him for the rest of my life!

"Miao Miao, if I am old, will you despise me?"

In front of Bai Miao, Emperor Wu tasted worry about gains and losses and humble fear.

"Your Majesty, why are you worried about this?" Bai Miao chuckled, he turned his head and held Emperor Wu's face in his arms, tracing the man's sharp outline inch by inch with tender eyes.

However, Emperor Wu was a little nervous by the young man's gaze, so he could only tighten his mouth and stretch his brows, as if he wanted to look more handsome.

"Your Majesty is beautiful, really, really beautiful."

Bai Miao gently pecked and kissed Emperor Wu's lips carefully, and outlined the shape of the other's lips with the tip of her tongue, "Sword eyebrows and star eyes, deep contours, straight nose and thin lips...everywhere is just rightly handsome, domineering with Sharpness is what makes me fall in love with it.”

Bai Miao suddenly discovered that he is also a little genius for love talk!

"I love His Majesty's youthful appearance, but I also love the lines carved on His Majesty's face by the years..." Bai Miao looked closely into Emperor Wu's eyes without blinking, "In my heart, as long as Your Majesty is Your Majesty, then My love will never stop."

Emperor Wu pursed his lips, and suddenly buried his head in Bai Miao's chest.

At this moment, Bai Miao was half kneeling between Emperor Wu's legs, he looked down at the man's head, smiled tolerantly, and hugged him tightly.

"So, Your Majesty, be more confident. I am willing to give love only because of you." Bai Miao inserted her fingers through Emperor Wu's thick hair, stroked and massaged gently, "If it is possible, I would like to give you my love." Grow old with His Majesty."

"it is good."

Emperor Wu replied softly, his arms were tightly wrapped around Bai Miao's waist, full of attachment.

Along the way, there was no more words between the two, but they were too warm and harmonious. One read the book quietly, but looked at the boy lying on his lap from time to time; the other fiddled with his fingers, but looked up from time to time. Look at the man who is seriously flipping through the books.

After returning to the palace, everything seemed to be back on track.

On that day, Emperor Wu and Bai Miao tidied up, had a rest, had a meal, and Emperor Wu accompanied Bai Miao to practice calligraphy for a while, and the day ended.

Early the next morning, when the sun was about to rise again, Emperor Wu put on the dragon robe and crown, and was ready to go to court.

As for Bai Miao, Emperor Wu originally wanted to wake people up and go together, but when he turned his head and saw the little guy sleeping soundly with the quilt in his arms, he couldn't bear it, so he let Bai Miao go for once. Tell the other party to sleep in comfortably, and let's talk about other things later.

Sure enough, facing Bai Miao's Emperor Wu, he has long since changed from a tyrant to a doting "loving mother".

After tucking in the quilt for the boy, Emperor Wu calmly prepared to go to court.

Last night, a batch of new brochures from the ministers had been collected, and most of them obediently limited the number of words to less than [-]. It seems that they could not do it, just because there was no Hanging the knife makes them write casually and freely without refining the content. At first glance, it is all flattering nonsense; but at present, people who can be courtiers will naturally not be weak, and the place that should be refined It can also be hit with one hit, compared to the previous long-form excerpts, I don’t know how many times more convenient!

However, there are people who look at moderation, and naturally there are also stubborn and conceited people, and the first one who bears the brunt is a spokesperson in the court.

Yesterday Emperor Wu looked at the lecturer's notebook, and it was still familiar to people with tens of thousands of characters. He wrote dozens of pages in an eloquent manner.

If you dare to pluck the hair on the tiger's butt, you must be prepared to be eaten, and this speaker is No. 1 for plucking and being eaten.

So that night, Emperor Wu asked the people to count the copy carefully several times, and it was exactly 1 words. The final decision.

After Tu Xiuting came to court, he began to settle the matter by borrowing yesterday's decree and notes.

"Long live, long live, my emperor."

"Flat body."

There was no joy or anger in Emperor Wu's tone, he didn't give the courtiers the preemptive strike, and immediately said: "You also know the imperial decree yesterday?"

There was a lot of noise in the hall, almost all of them responded knowingly.

Tu Xiuting chuckled, the curve of his lips was slightly sarcastic, "Today, I'll just say something."

Focusing on the officials in the court, especially those who love to write long notes, Emperor Wu paused and said: "There are almost a hundred officials in the court, large and small, and I have to correct more than 100 notes every night, and one copy is short A little bit of incense can be read, but a longer one takes half an hour..."

"Based on the calculation of this time, it would be difficult for me to finish correcting all night..." Emperor Wu lowered his eyes.

At this moment, the needle drop gradually became audible above the court.

Emperor Wu continued: "That's why I issued the imperial decree, asking you to control the number of words to less than five hundred, otherwise the whole book will be full of water and flattery, and I will be ashamed of you! What? One by one passed the world Is Kao Neng standing here just to flatter me?"

"Since that's the case, why do I need you? I have a few servants by my side, which one of them can't flatter you better than you?"

After the words fell, the courtiers below all lowered their heads.

As for those officials who still insisted on writing long excerpts, cold sweat broke out from their temples, and they looked nervous.

Emperor Wu changed his hand and propped his chin, "Among the papers presented last night, almost seven or eight were still long novels. Reading them gave me a headache, why? Are you trying to exhaust me to death so that the new emperor can ascend the throne?"

"I dare not wait!"

As soon as Emperor Wu said this, a large group of people fell to their knees in an instant, all of them had drooping hat brims, and they all knelt on the ground. A few of them were shaking like chaff sieve. The official hat is about to fall off.

Tu Xiuting twirled his fingertips indifferently, and his whole body seemed so comfortable, "If you want me to die early, it's better to send an assassin to kill me. You are grinding me like this for fun?"

The courtiers dare not speak.

Emperor Wu snorted, "Everyone is so afraid, how dare they disobey the will?"

As he said that, he took out a booklet from the tray of the waiter beside him and threw it on the ground, and said coldly: "This booklet contains 1 characters, and I will erase the odds for you. If it is according to your will Forget it, how much salary do you have to pay?”

One or two taels of silver would be fined for more than five hundred words, and the booklet thrown by Emperor Wu happened to be written by a first-rank official. Based on this calculation, the official would be fined almost 500 taels of silver.

Tu Xiuting suddenly laughed, "I'm also magnanimous, but I can't calculate it as clearly as you, so how about 1000 taels?"

That's what he said, but his gaze on the speaker was as cold as a cold stab.

The officials were timid and afraid to speak. How could there be any pointing and encouraging words when writing the scriptures last night?Now he is afraid that he wished to strangle himself yesterday, so as to save himself from being so terrified in this golden hall today.

"If it's 1000 taels..." Tu Xiuting frowned and pretended to think, "Then you will work for me for 60 years."

At this moment, where could the speaker still kneel, he quickly collapsed to the ground.

The ancients did not live long, and it is considered amazing to live to almost 60 years old.

He is already in his forties now, if he sacrificed his life for the court for another 60 years, he might have been turned into a pile of loess, and he would not even be able to pay off the money owed to the treasury.

Emperor Wu seemed to see that the Yanguan was not miserable enough, so he continued: "If you don't finish, then let your descendants continue..."

"Chen, Chen..." The officer's face completely darkened.

Emperor Wu didn't care how those people reacted, he smiled, and then looked at the other officials and said: "I believe you all know how much you owe to the treasury when you go back and calculate how much you owe to the treasury from today onwards." Money, but don't be like Mr. Zhang, in the future it won't be enough to turn into bones!"

"Now, do you understand?"

Tu Xiuting's voice was gentle, as if he was not as fierce as before, but the officials in the court could only respond obediently. After all, none of them was far from burdening the heavy national debt, so how could they behave in the imperial city in the future!

Killing chickens to warn monkeys, I believe that in the future, there will be no people who don't have long-term eyes and vote for long-winded papers.

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