The reborn master is hard to do

The woman's body is like a willow, her small waist is full of grip, her beautiful eyes are looking forward, she is also a rare beauty, Jiuye Lichen and the two of them nodded slightly at her.

Boss Pang walked past the dressing table, shook off a set of men's dresses, and said, "Today, taking advantage of the Lantern Festival in Zehuan City, I, Zuixiaolou, came up with an idea of ​​auctioning the oiran's first night to attract customers. The guests who came to Miao Yun's first night also put on their wedding clothes and they became a one-night couple. They made an extra set of clothes in case of emergencies. Today, there was only Miao Yun as a couple. Unexpected...hehe..."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the two Zhilan Yushu with some embarrassment, and the corners of Jiuye Lichen's mouth twitched. Didn't this mean that he and Chu Cunmo should also dress up as oirans and prostitutes? They all said that it was dark under the lights, which was the most dangerous The safest place is the safest place. Presumably those people would never have imagined that Yuxuanzong's Beichen Immortal would pretend to be a prostitute in order to escape for his life. Jiuye Lichen felt that these trivial matters were still in vain in front of his old life. ah!

But he was still a little embarrassed to ask him to dress up as a woman in front of his apprentice, so Jiuye Lichen stepped forward and took the man's dress from Boss Pang's hand, and asked, "Where do you change?"

Boss Pang obviously didn't expect Jiuye Lichen to be so informal, he pointed to the screen in the inner room after a daze, "You can do it there."

He took the man's clothes and Chu Cunmo could only wear women's clothes. Miao Yun stepped forward and said, "My lord, you can change your clothes over there. If there is something inappropriate, I will change it for you later. It's okay."

"Okay, thank you." Back then, he and Mu Weichun urged Lu Chiping to pretend to be a woman to lure hungry ghosts, but now it was his turn. It's really a reincarnation, who will God forgive!

Resignedly, he took the woman's wedding dress and walked to the other compartment. When they changed their clothes, Boss Pang was called out again by the servants. He presumably went to deal with those chasing soldiers. The first one to change his clothes was Jiuye Lichen, Miao Yun took the purple gold hair crown on the table and put it on for him, saying: "Young master is really handsome, if you want to deceive others, you should make him look more ordinary."

"That's natural." Jiuye Lichen sat down in front of the dressing table, and Miao Yun took the rouge and water powder that had been prepared and smeared on his face one by one.

And Chu Cunmo, who had changed into the bridal gown, sat aside and watched. Although he was still a young man, a man's body was always thicker than a woman's, and this dress was worn by a woman, so he was naturally a little cramped in it.

In just half a cup of tea, Miao Yun transformed Jiuye Lichen from a handsome and cold gentleman into an ordinary man with honey-colored skin and average appearance, but his appearance is easy to change, but his demeanor cannot be concealed, Miao Yun couldn't help it Zan said: "Young master has extraordinary temperament, I admire you."

"Miss praise, time is tight, please work harder." Jiuye Lichen said.

"Young Master, you go downstairs with Pang." Pang Ran suddenly pushed the door open, pulled Jiuye Lichen and left, and said in a low voice: "Those people are also some people who like to join in the fun, and they are praised by me in a few words. Fan, the tail is up to the sky, I will arrange those six people in the VIP seats at the front, and we will hang around their eyelids to let them know that there is no suspicious person here, so that they will not make trouble again La."

Jiuye Lichen chuckled lightly and said, "Well, that's good."

Pang Ran arranged him at the table next to the six people, and the six people looked at him in wedding clothes for a moment, then looked him up and down, then rolled their eyes together, and looked away contemptuously. I guess they thought that Jiuye Lichen was a heartless man who just left his bride to go out to find pleasure after worshiping.

And Pang Ran stood under the stage by himself, turning around the corner where they came out from time to time. After about a quarter of an hour, Boss Pang suddenly signaled the musicians to stop playing, and the dancers on the stage retreated gracefully.

Boss Pang walked up to the stage and said with a smile: "Pang found two stunning beauties not long ago. Taking advantage of Zehuan City's annual Lantern Festival, Pang will auction off the first nights of the two oirans today, which is different from the previous rules. The one with the higher price may not get it this time, and the one with the lower price may not get it either.”

As soon as these words came out, the people below exploded, "Boss Pang, it won't work if you have a lot of money, and you can't do it if you have little money, so how do you do it?"

"That's right, and Boss Pang said they are stunning beauties, and we haven't seen them before, so how do we know that if you spend a few hundred taels to take a Yasha, how can you do it?"

"That's right. Boss Pang, don't deliberately make a gimmick in order to make money. Then it will ruin your own business."

Pang Ran stretched out his hands to signal the people in the audience to be quiet, and answered the first question first, "Because Pang once promised the beautiful woman to let her choose the person she likes to spend the first night, so whether you are a rich man with a lot of money A is still an ordinary person who occasionally comes to seek pleasure, and there are opportunities."

Usually, the first night of an oiran is a high price, and those who get it are those wealthy lords, and those who are shy can only watch. I am eager to try, I just hope to be spotted by a beautiful woman and have a spring night.

Pang Ran paused, and then answered the second question, "I have countless assets under Pang Ran's name. When did I do those deceitful deeds? Don't worry, gentlemen, the two that Pang found this time are All the oirans in this Willow Lane are not half as good as them!"

As soon as the words fell, a high-pitched voice sang and shouted: "Miaoyun, Miss Miaoyu is here!"

All the clients downstairs stretched their necks and looked at the corner of the upstairs, thinking that they would see the beauty first, and act like a play, so Jiuye Lichen also stood up and stretched his necks to look at the clients together. with.

After a few breaths, two women in red wedding dresses came out from the corner, walked down the stairs slowly, and stood beside Pang Ran.

Naturally, Miao Yun needless to say, her makeup is gorgeous and seductive, her figure is slender and well-proportioned, there is not much that should be more, and not much that should be less.

And Chu Cunmo, who turned into a witty saying, looks a bit strong, but he can't hold back his good-looking face, so this problem that is not a problem can naturally be ignored.

Jiuye Lichen looked at Chu Cunmo's proud chest, and couldn't help shedding a drop of sweat. How many steamed buns did Miss Miaoyun stuff into him?Visually, there must be a G or H cup, right?

Seeing these two people come out, the audience cheered louder and louder, and Jiuye Lichen's ears buzzed a little, but in order to be realistic, he had to follow these whores with a smile. Shout for joy together.

I couldn't help but shed two wide tears in my heart, thinking that his generation of immortals had to sacrifice so far in order to escape, thanks to the fact that he is a modern person who can think about it, if it was the original body, he would rather be broken than crumbled.

Taking advantage of the high enthusiasm of everyone, Boss Pang struck while the iron was hot and said loudly: "The auction starts now!"

All the prostitutes in the audience began to quote one after another: "Ten taels of gold..."

"I have 100 taels of silver..."

"120 taels..."

"Twelve..."

"300 taels of silver..."

As I said just now, no matter how much money you have, as long as you can be favored by the oiran, everyone’s bidding prices are uneven, and the highest price is only the ten taels of gold. People who consume in this kind of place, no matter they are really rich or poor to show off, are trying to save face and not let others know, so their mouths will not be too low, and they are all in a state of no more, no less.

"A copper coin!" So as soon as Jiuye Lichen said this, the originally bustling lobby suddenly became silent, and all eyes were on him, everyone wanted to see what this stingy guy looked like.

Unexpectedly, when he looked over, he was a man dressed in happy clothes and with an ordinary face. Although he spoke surprisingly, the expression on his face was not shy, but seemed to have a little confidence that he was bound to win.

Everyone couldn't help but sigh inwardly: an iron rooster is an iron rooster, and he can be so calm in the face of so many people paying attention.

Jiuye Lichen seemed to feel the contempt on the faces of the six people behind him deepened, and they must be saying in their hearts: "He is not only a heartless person, but also a stingy heartless person!"

Like everyone else, Chu Cunmo was stunned at the same time. Although he was still smiling reservedly, if you looked closely, you would see that the smile on his face was a bit stiff. He knew he was acting. But master, at least don't be so perfunctory, it's good to say that if you lose money, isn't it?Unexpectedly, in Master's heart, I am only worth a copper coin, which is really a bit hurt.

And even if it's perfunctory, I still have to cooperate, so I helplessly raised my hand, pointed at Jiuye Lichen in this hall where the needle drop could be heard, and said: "I want him."

The voice was slightly concealed, and it was in a state of indistinguishability between men and women, so everyone didn't notice it, because they were completely stunned by his "I want him"!

The person who was paying attention to Jiuye Lichen now turned his gaze to Chu Cunmo, his eyes were full of regret and indescribable, are all the oirans so willful now?He didn't choose a wealthy man with a lot of money, nor did he choose a handsome boy with outstanding looks, but instead chose a stingy and mediocre...ready-made groom?

"Then I'll choose that young master!" Finally, Miao Yun broke the calm. She chose the one who gave out ten taels of gold. At this moment, everyone couldn't help thinking tacitly, this is normal. This is what a woman in a flower building should look like!

People who come to this kind of place will come across one or two strange things, and now when they encounter this witty and weird act by Chu Cunmo, they can be classified as: poor brain!

After being surprised, eat what you should eat, and drink what you should drink. The person Miaoyun chose went down to change her wedding clothes amidst the clamor of customers, because Jiuye Lichen was already wearing her wedding clothes, so naturally there was no need to change, so He's still here in the lobby.

Jiuye Lichen stretched out his hand, wanting to take Chu Cunmo off the stage, but one of the six said, "Wait!"